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preparing for ticklemonster attack
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Lukk owt!
congarats awn leedin teh wai anni!
*SPLORT WARNING! SPLORT WARNING!!* Dis iz nawt a drill!
Heer cums de hand
*tikklols tummees ov anni and bf473*
coochee coochee cooche, hoos a littlol smoochee?
heeheeheeheeheeeee kwit it!
Hee hee hee! stoppit!
AAAAAHHHHHH!!!!
in 3.. 2.. 1..
Itz nuffing tu fang me foar !!
ddi teh monsta tayk yur tayl, kitteh?
ai wuz wunderin taht tew
Ohai, bf! wii bii cheezmetun een eh feuw daez!
Yay!!
What does “wii bii cheezmetun een eh feuw daez!” mean? Is the kitten ok?
Ok, the only word that I don’t understand is “cheezmetun”. Please help.
There’s a meeting of several ICHC enthusiasts coming up shortly; such an occasion is called a “Cheezmeet.” People who take part often post accounts of the events here in the comments. Fun!
O mai! teh floofy strypes…teh pinkee tung…teh inkee noze an toze!!
*titens CHRG*
Nawt tu furrget teh bloo eyes!!! … splort sum moar, aarg, i is ded *klunk*
Wut a booteefull bebbeh! *sigh* splort
Whoop whoop whoop heer coms the CCC!
Sweep sweep ur braynes inno a tydee pyle
Rinse rinse wif sparklee lemmum wadder
Tuck tuck pat pat bak inno braynium cabity
Snap snap awn the eggstra strenff CHRG (wdoi)
Taype taype wif rainbo cullered ducky taype
Leeds the wai tew the splort recovery lounge
Snuggle snuggle u inno a cheezfrends mappie blankie
Handz ober stoofed bebeh pengwin tew cuddle
Offerz trai uv hawt chokklit an sordid pastrees.
Naow, u jus rest a minnit an doan luuk at anee cayute pixures fer a wile, kay?
*nods hed berry karfully* i agree.
Are you going to share?
pleese to drop anudder treet into my mouf I am reddy!
otay, heer u goe! *gentlee drawps treet intew kittehs mouf*
Heer yu goe! *plop*
An udder treet… dus eet contain miiilk?
hally-loo-yuh its raynin’ treets!
*swim swim swim swim*
Here kitty, I’ve brought you some kelp krunchies!
kelp is swell! sorry onlee rimes a leetel bit.
i tinks we shoed have sum cheese and milk..
I has teh goregonzola , teh bree, teh bloo cheese, wensleedale, red lester und goats milk which is the better for kittehs than cow’s milk…step up and helps yorselfs…
mmmm… wensleedayl. wollis haz a happeh. cheeeeeeeeeeeeez!
Bein extra kute on top to destr…distrak….um….make u nawt see da missin tale on da bottum.
teh tayle iz currled arownd himz syde…iff yoo lukkz att wun ob hims bakk leggz, yull sii himz tayle.
I still not see tayle nowherz. Por kitteh, no tayle!
OMCC. Ai r blargh dedified frum this kewt. Skweeeeee
…=・ェ・= . …..△ . .. . ・・・.. .. . ・・・.. .. . ….. .. . ……….. … =・ェ・=
teh tongue…i r smitten.
bitteh kitteh duz rendishin ob “stawp in teh naym ob lubz”.
omigawd i lurff teh tikel monstur. he bwing happinessez tu mah hart.
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**SPLORT!!!!!!!**
Whoop whoop whoop heer coms the CCC!
Sweep sweep ur braynes inno a tydee pyle
Rinse rinse wif sparklee lemmum wadder
Tuck tuck pat pat bak inno braynium cabity
Snap snap awn the eggstra strenff CHRG (wdoi)
Taype taype wif rainbo cullered ducky taype
Leeds the wai tew the splort recovery lounge
Snuggle snuggle u inno a cheezfrends mappie blankie
Handz ober stoofed bebeh pengwin tew cuddle
Offerz trai uv hawt chokklit an sordid pastrees.
Naow, u jus rest a minnit an doan luuk at anee cayute pixures fer a wile, kay?
I think this what Iz supposed to do.
oooh….stoofeded bebbeh pengwin? yay….
*drinkz hawt chokklitz*
fankeez…
*taekz a napp*
AHHH! I has a scared!!!
Aifinkso kitteh iz praktisin tew bee in teh “Surprised Kitteh, part 2″ bideo wen dey maik it
hay! Wai ‘Surprised Kitteh” bideo noe post!??
dere wee goe! ai hoap it duzznt sho up agin, ai tride tew post it twict beefor it took.
mite bee bedder wifowt teh laydee’s turkee gobblol laff…jus sayin…
ai wacched itt wiffowt teh sownd…
iffn ai wuzzn’t innn teh splort reccubberee lownje, dis wudd bii enuff tew maek meh splort agen!
Onoes! Cewtniz iz tew muchz!!!
*fumbolz tu tytin CHRG(w/doi)*
*splort*
Ut oh!
Whoop whoop whoop heer coms the CCC!
Sweep sweep ur braynes inno a tydee pyle
Rinse rinse wif sparklee lemmum wadder
Tuck tuck pat pat bak inno braynium cabity
Snap snap awn the eggstra strenff CHRG (wdoi)
Taype taype wif rainbo cullered ducky taype
Leeds the wai tew the splort recovery lounge
Snuggle snuggle u inno a cheezfrends mappie blankie
Handz ober stoofed bebeh pengwin tew cuddle
Offerz trai uv hawt chokklit an sordid pastrees.
Naow, u jus rest a minnit an doan luuk at anee cayute pixures fer a wile, kay?
fankeez bf473!
*sipz hawt chokklit adn noms a cheerie daynish*
*snugglolz inno cheezfrends mappie blankee*
Recubberee iz beri haurd werkz!
Tickle fite
I am powerless to resist
~S-p-l-o-r-t~
Oh noes!! D-R iz daown!!!
CCC zzooooooommmz tu D-Rz syde..
Sweeps adn skuups up teh splortage
Rinses dem awf wit sparkoling syder
Jentlee lowerz dem bak intu teh skull spase
*pat pat pat*
Appliez teh hollidai token rubberglub wit teh drawin uv teh bawld eeglol
RapRapRap wit red wyte adn bloo dukky taep
Leedz D-R tu teh recubbery lownge
Be habbin teh Festive Forth uv Jooly cuppycaeks,
Enjoi teh fyrewurks,
Snugglol under teh Cheezmap blankee
Adn !Noe luukin at teh kootage!
grabs teh portable ccchamper!
scoopy scoopy teh brains
rinsee wif green tea, fur merembering to pay attention to splort warnings
patty pat patty pat back awl in place
replaces braynie bones and sekures wif ducky tape!
Applies CHRGwdoi, applies more taype!
Wraps DR inna floofy cheezpeepsmap blankee, and leeds to splort repair lounge
Here am sum hawt choklit and choklit possums!
Pleez to relax naow!
my slow pyooter, let me show you it!
A dubble reskyoo! Thank u sew much, bofe of u.
oh noes i think teh kitteh ate its tale!!
Wyte vestiddz Liddill
Strypee Kitteh proatekkz hurz
Snoargillee Belleh!
Wyte vestiddz Liddill
Kitteh knoez hurz Belleh amz
Targitt 4 2nyte!!
Wyte vestiddz Liddill
Kitteh tryz owt ‘Gawdzilla
Moad’ deefenss sisstemmz!!!
Jack.
ohai. Just popped in to be saying, happy Independence day, and isn’t it great to be free?
For those uv us who are.
Here is a song ai found long and long ago, about sum Austrailian Aboriginals, and how they fought for their children’s freedom.
For those who are unaware, in America, Australia, and Canada, was a time when teh native children were taken from their parents and put in homes to be made into “white people.”
All 3 countries have since apologized, Canada, and, I believe Australia have since paid restitution to those survivors who were affected.
So, a moment uv silence, for awl those who still fight or long to be free.
Thank you,
yur loving sunny
*hope this werks*
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*whispers* You could try posting the link to the page, but don’t forget to leave a gap in the http bit.
Taahow
22222 QUUUTTEEEE1
You read these comments and you lose like 50 of your IQ learn to write properly morons
WOW – this is the closest identical twin I’ve ever seen for my cat Tokie Lokie Poptart McDougal II (yes that was his real name). What an adorable manx baby!