
Couch cat. Son of Ceiling Cat
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Couch cat. Son of Ceiling Cat
Picture by: lu Caption by: I-Can-Has-Cheezburger via Advanced Lol Builder
awn teh sebenf dai him restid…
..as well az awn teh nawt sekund, sekund…….
conga rats, anni!
did yoo feel laik yoo wuz tawkin tew yurselfs tehr?
Thx MM! Iz offn lownlee at teh weekend, soe Ai wuz nawt sir prized!
Ohai nd congarats Anni !! Ohai Mugglemary !!
Ai wud hab bean heer, ‘sept ai drawpt teh bikky tin nd had tu bacuum teh kitshen !! Crumms, yoo shud hab scene teh mess
!!
* Ai broek teh three sekkund rool, too
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ai had a reelee gud skoop ob isekreem fawl on teh sidewawk an ai wiped it off, pikked it up an continyooed eetin. five bux is five bux
Did u sai sumfin dat wud hab puttid u in modurayshun iffn u rited it heer?
nope, ai wuz wif mai dadcat an i fink hi wuz freeked owt bai mi ackshuns, but wii had waytid in a berree lawng line fur tihs gud isekreem. furst time sinse ai wuz a kitteh that mi isekreem felled.
Ai sed Woops, taht’s awl !!
it cudda bin “nuts!”
Did yoo skreem ?? * faw ise……… ??
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ai haz sum stromberree shawrt cakes heer, wif reel wippee creems, an a nise cuppa tee, if yoo wans it
Ooh, dat sowndz nomilishus, thx!
Ummm, MM, wear doo yu liv agin, mai magic carpit is warmin up as wii speek!!! *drools* “stromberree shawrt cakes heer, wif reel wippee creems,” mmmmmmmm!!!!!
* PB watez awn fuutparf faw AC tu zuum bai nd pik himz up
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zzzzzoooooommmmmm screeeeech!!! *piks up PB an* zzzzzzzzoooooooommmmmm
Thx AC !! Wel tath wuz teh kwik nd heer wi iz in minnysodabar !!
Ohai MM nd fnks faw noms !!
* nom, nom, nom, sip, nom, nibblol, slurp ….
muntsh, golp
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Is dere Ne moar spayce on ur carpit, AfriCat?
ohai hcr! watsch owt fur tohse trees, afri! heer, stromberrees awl arownd
Always ruum furr wun moar HCR!!! Welkum!
Fankies, AC! Hope all is well wiff u in teh desurt?
Yuss fanks. Juss a liddle tyred, butt(!) getz tu goe hoam inna owr an a haff. (DV) Yay!
in minneesnowdays in teh yoo ess ay an is 5 in teh moarnin heer
help yurselfs!
an whut tew mm’s wunderin aiis shud appeer
but pb an afri puttputtputtin intew vyoo on teh horizun! hi guys!
*waves sparklurr to gide tehm in fur a landin*
an teh sun iz jus comin up an teh temprachoor hasn’t drawped below 32 C awl nite. hawt hawt hawt
An heer’z me fink Ai aer 2 hawt at 21C (indore fermomiter sez 27) – iz hyoomid tho an we aer nawt yoost 2 hawt wevver!
iz berree hyoomid heer too. thunder an rain on its wai fur teh holleeday.
to awl owr Merrikan frenz !!
Thta is the sew kool PB! Fankees
Enniwun seen teh remoat ??
Kitteh sez it’s nawt insied teh cowch!
Isn hii a bit tooo kloze tu teh … basemunt?!?!?!
no no no, kitteh an kowch are on sekkund floar!
Phew! Dats awlrite den!
>snerk< @ pb
ai offen yooses teh cowch kittehs name in vane when ai losts myn
Ai gawt elebenty remoatz, ‘sept it’z yooshally elebenty myness wun …
Itz a lawng wai hoam, China !! Keap diggign !!
hmmm musta bin taht rong turn in alba cur kee
* terns left rite nao
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Whu sed mai mowss wuz heer ?? Ai smel a rat … !!
oh poooo ai hassa go way, taht durn reel life…
hab fun awl! see ya laturr!
Bai MM!
Bai nao, MM !!
Cowch Cat…Sees awl…Knowz awl….Pwns awl ur loose chainge.
and bits of lego….and half-chewed sweets…..
Happee Forf uv July tew awl US cheezfrends, anna happee Funday tew awl hour uvver cheezfrends!
Ai wuz gonna post a Sousa march…but sumhow dis vershun seems moar appropryate fer cheezland!
ROFL !!!11!!!
Happee July Forf tew yoo, tew! Iz gonna *pleh* rayne awl dai heer an ai haz ai mad. Wii wuz inbyted tew an (outdoor) famlee ree yoo nyun, ai birfday partee an a bar bee cue todai and nawt gonna getz tew gow tew dem acuz ov teh rayne. Nawt tew menshun missin teh fyrewurks an teh parayde. Razzinfrazzin wevvur. *slinks awf tew pout in teh kornur*
awww…sew sorree TRK. Iz gonna bee teh 3 haitches heer, hayzee, humid an hawt hawt HAWT!!
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Fyrewurks furr awl doze hoo cannawt hav dem. (an deyre goggie frendlee too!)
Ohai, BF! Happy Forf tu yu! Yu can haz teh funfunfun on Toosday wen yu git togevver wif UK nd PK! Ai hazza jellus!
Ohai, bf!
dis bii fole awf teh WIN!
teehee, ai fowt sew!
Yesh yesh!!! Wee gonna haz a fun tyme fer teh cheezmeet! Unforshoonitlee luuks lyke bean a horriblol heet waive…azza…erm…nawt small purrson ai doan deel wif taht tew wel
dere gonna bee 6 uv uz at teh Bawston cheezmeet, wheeeeeee!
Muppets….FTW!!!!
Taht wuz awwwwsummmmm, BF….fankees adn happee fourf tu yu!
eewaer obb teh darrk syde, couch kitteh!
kom tew teh darrk syde, wee haz soffa stuffins!
couch cat is lord of purgletoree
wut happenz iff teh cowch iz liek wun ob doze owld, comfee wunz datz inn teh baesmint?
Ai tot happee cat wuz teh son ob ceeling cat. nao ai iz confyoosed!
is he the chosen one who is to kill basement cat?
Aifink teh chozen kitteh unites teh dark adn lyte sidez… note teh loveli tuxie blak an wyte markins on teh kitteh hed, yesh? Nawt killin teh kittehs, BC oar CC eether wun! Takes all kinds ov kittehs to keep teh univers behavin.
dis sownds leik ay gud filosofee.
ceiling cat only haz wun son – happycat. thiz iz a cheatur!
OMG it’s half-white half black!!! CEILING CAT AND BASEMENT CAT MARRIED!!???
Couch cat died for your sins
which ceiling cat saw
YOU’RE NOT JESUS CHRIIIIIIIIIIIST!!!