
I don’t know how this “spoiled rotten cat” is but if he touches my pillow….he’s toast
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I don’t know how this “spoiled rotten cat” is but if he touches my pillow….he’s toast
Picture by: dunno source Caption by: Winnie-Wonka via Advanced Lol Builder
Ai ownlee hab wat Ai dizerb!
an yoo is verry deesurving.
Carnt be me; *Ai’s* nawt rotten!
oar spoyld. mebbe.
*drinks a toast to teh not-spoilt kitteh*
Doan tuch mah pillah.
*hans jamm tew lcb foar teh toast*
Kitteh, yoo nawt spoyled.
Ur hoomins jest “well trayned”.
spoiled, yes! Rotten (eeeeeewwwww), noes!!
Afta deh larst lol (eggsepshunol cayootness wif all deh splorts) adn dis wun, aifinksdat kittehs haz to beh deh mostest cayootest animalols on erf
(human) you IZ teh “spoiled rotten cat” (cat) ORLY? *cat puts himself in toaster* (human) well now, you didn’t have to do that…
Kitteh, hoo caers if yoo iz spoyled? Wii duznt!
Gud. I can has fresh can ov gushees? And sum eer skritchins too. Kthxthat’sallfernow.
ohai pj. how yoo bin?
Sunny!
I’s ok, how you doin? Happeh 4th ob Joolie!
*shaers hur gushifuds wif teh kitteh, purrin*
Da spoiltee rottin kitteh is libs at mah howse.
O hai, guise. Smile, ur on tutorilol camera!
agin?? butt butt itsa lolliday!
Iz awllwaiz gud tu be lurnin! Smart kittehs unnerstand teh powah uf keootness, aifinkso.
mmmm… Toast!
Who me? Couldn’t be!
ohai Grantski. Yoo staying offa teh beeches?
noonez commenting much… mus b watchin fierwurks.
Liddill Prittee Wun’z
Purss Syzed Strypee Kitteh habz
ebbeefeengz hurz wawntz!
Liddill Kitteh no
canz habz 2 mennee Pilloz
oarz Snuggill Blankittz!!
Liddill Kitteh waytz
untillz Prittee Wun goez 2
bedz 2 habz sum ‘Phunn!!’!!!
Jack.
*senz awp sellabratoree fiyrwurkz*
applolz!
heers teh burfday fairy to say HAPPEE BURFDAY to Moony157, 3heathens, PunditKitteh, PwnedBy2Kittehs, spazzii-pizza an evreewun else hoo haz a burfday today! i haz bringd yummy fudjy burfday caeks, buttery yello caeks wif crunchy brown sugar topping, iskreem, sparkly party punch, noyzemakers, an goodie bags filled wif paddleball games, glo-in-teh-dark alien finger puppets, kandee, an sparklers (iz a fireworks on a stikk yoo can hold – iz fun but be very very careful!)!
an a big swish ob teh burfday wand to making all yor burfday wishes come troo!
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The Kafleen the Donkey Burfday Song:
It’s yer burfday
an dats wunnurmuss
it’s yer burfday, it’s troo!
ebben doe deres
uddurs sharin it
dere is onlee WUN SPESHUL U!
oooo! skarklurs!
*grabs ay handfull*
Be veree careful. Those fings can leeve a forever mark on you.
whut ar yoo talkyn abowt? teh pakkaj sayz “sayf an sayn”.
Snorgles kewt litlol kitn
(Puts on CHRGwdoi and HGGs)
I…. have that bedspread. But my kitty is a mature, prissy black and white ragdoll mix, not a teeny grey tabby.
She’s got that same “Imma kill you” look, tho.