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The Lady of Broccolishireham
Spawts adn strypes? Dey clashez, aifinks.
yu telz her.
ai weight oba hear.
O, adn conga ratz!
Fankeez, we has a tye! *dans-dans*
hee hee
*goez ober tu teh cheeta*
*hedbonk-anklolrub*
Aifink is otay, but mebbe, um, mebbe dey is purrfekt, akshully*
*wawks kayrfulleh awayz*
Izza cross between a cheetah adn a tiger a chiger? I noes dat tigers adn lyons aer lygers.
.
Adn sum 4th July moozic for ya: youtube.com/watch?v=xvZfGyXa1Ic&NR=1
mebbeh izza teetah?
no, it’s a royal cheetah, a genetic variation
I thought they were known as King Cheetahs – which is a bit of a cheek if it’s a female!
Actually, that is a king cheetah. The coat pattern difference between the king cheetah and the regular cheetah is due to a recessive genetic trait that is found in the wild.
The king cheetah in the photo is named Kgosi (the “g” is soft), and he is an ambassador cat from the Wild Cat Education and Conservation Fund. The photo was taken at an Earth Day public event in Los Altos Hills, California.
check out http://www.wildcatfund.org/ for ways to meet Kgosi in person! (he loves attention, whether spots and stripes clash or not!)
Well, dey duz iffn u has a spawtted tye wiff a strypee shurt.
But aifinks dey duz otay fur yoo.
Datz wut ai awlwaiz hurd. nd nawt sum pladz wif it neevur.
shur dat dey izzn’t poorlee shaeped starz wiff teh strypes?
Den, itt wudd bii paytreeottic…att leest fur doze ob uss inn teh USA…
Noe, noe, dey’s fyne…..ezpeshully for todai, teh Forfth uv Jewel-eye!
Spawts adn Strypes Furebber!
*marchez awf prowdlee*
Whyfor dis iz getting mawdurated???
*hazza puzzld*
Yoo sayin dirtee stuffs agin, Damiana?
Aaargh, nestin fail.
*luuks innosent*
Hew, mii?
Ai didn’t fink so, butt(!)…..
Ai kan’t eben find ennyplaise where tew wurds mite run togevvur tew maek a nawty….AOL yewstew hab dat prawblum wif itz “Kawments” aftur teh newz storeez; iff yew sed sumfing liek “….that it’s….”, yew’d get busted fur typeeng “t*ts,” but I doan seez nuffing liek dat eevur!
Ai gess we hazzta waet ‘n’ sea….
aifinksew teh modurrayshun fingz iz partikkulurrlee sloez tudai–ai maeded two cawmintz awn otthur cheezburgur sytez (wun wuz onlee omnomnomnom…), adn dey’re bofe still beyink modurrayted….
Shhhhh! Iz nawt sloe, iz alturnibly sped.
??? English ….? Anyone ?
Gibs Raven puzzld look……… iz Engrish…………is LOL Catz Engrish…… i iz ony jus lerng how to speak lol. Mabe Draconic can ‘splan betterz.
Aha… she musta replyd tu hur own moderayted commint.
(dat tendz tu bork teh fred)
Ai put dis as a reply, betcha it showz up unner red, adn nooer komments sho up abuv DGMD.
/dat/ eggsplaynz itt….
wut teh……
nest fayl!
Noe. lukz gud. reellee. wud ai lye?
*nods*
Now go tell her her macscara is running, catena. I’ll be here.
Butt(!) yur teh won hu noe tussd!
YU telz her.
*push push*
Doan luuk at meh, ai alreddy bin in der wuns.
itt iz? hur mite wanna goez adn chayse itt bakk daon, den!
nooo….yuu luk grrrate
Mebbe iz pozed to be starz an strypes?
Aifinkso yuu b rite
Ohai, PC!
How be Massa-choo-zits?
Massa-choo- zits b gud we hadded a littlol trubblol gettin tu teh hotel, butt wii iz fien nao!
Hazza cannoli foar me!
wii iz watchin fierwerks rite nao frum owur hotel ruum!
oooh! sew willz ai!
…teh fyerwerkz nawt hab startud yet, tho…
…adn ai’z nawt inn yur hotell rooom….
Wii seed fyrewerks in FIEV differnt playces! Nda wun wuz rite awn teh udder sied ob teh road at teh end ob teh hotel!
nebermien, wii jus saw sum in free moar! Wii haz seen fyrewerks in ate diffrint lokashuns awl frum owur hotel ruum!
Ten naow!
kule!
Iz berry kule! Wii keeps seein dem in new playces tuu! Happytayl Fourth Ob Julai, ebereewun (in teh Merica)!
lukkee yoo, PC!
dratt…wii nawt cans sii annee att awl…wii canz onlee sii teh wunz inn warshinktun DC…..
teh wunz awn teh telleeebishun, dat iz…
I gottid videos ob sum ob dem (altho Ai haz ekstreemly unstedee handz nda teh camra be nawt teh best) nda wii iz gunna upload dem tew yuutube (oar trai tew ennyway) soon.
haoebburr, dere arre sum reelee gud pianno sawngz awn teh DC fing awn tellebishun…
Owr fyrewurks juss started daontaon.
We no can see dem frum teh haus (ai can mayk dem owt fru teh treez iffn ai go daon teh street a littlol wayz), but teh kittinz ar sittin frunt ob teh skreen door wunderin whut awl teh noyz is abowt.
teh fyrewurks is gowin on heer tu. ai is sooprized dat Bosco is kwyitlee kurld up on teh cowch. hims duzzent leik teh fyrewurks an yoozually cowurs undur mee.
Wii jus gawt bak frum watchin da fyrewerks, wich can bii herd kwite well frum our hous. Thankfullee bof our sorta def ol laydeez wuz sownd asleepz wehn wii gawt bak. Dehy woked up adn lukked at us lyke, “oh, wuz yu gone?”
Punkin does nawt like. She has been hydin ina cabnet. Toonces is awake
and somwat interested.
Hai yu guis!! Ai comminted dawn teh fred, butt (!!) lukks lyk awl te akshun iz up heer. Happee 4th ebbreebuddy!!
fyerwurkz heer wur abowt free blawkz awei. Mai Gabriel enjoid dem frum undur teh beddibye.
wayte a seccon…
mebbe him nawt enjoi cem afturawl.
nawt cem – dem.
stoopie feengurz!
Yesh, teh kittehs nawt lyke teh lawd noizzes. Mai gurlz hates teh thunderstoormz. Dey hydes unner teh bedz an hopz dat momma wil sabes dem!!
{{{{kittehs dat hazza skaird frum da lowd boomz}}}}
Dis ’bout teh onlee adbantij tu habbin jerry hatrik fur peepulz…dehy downt heerz well enuff tu bii skaird bi da noizez. *sigh*
Nawt stoopy fingers; stoopy WP.
hay! ai justeded sed dat! Obviusslee, ai nawt red yur cawmint…
Plajarist.
sry…
ohai, rhsb!
Wow, I’ve never seen a cheetah with stripes before. Oh, and it is a cheetah. You can tell by the shape of the head.
if u put ur mows ovr it it says funny piturs lepurrd haz stripes dat iz a CHEETA nawt a lepurd a keeng cheeta!
alsoi seez a hand of zookeepr an leesh BAD zookeepr.
Ai seed leesh too, kitteh’s noe supoz ta hab dat kinda collarz. Chetta iz our wild cuzin. Ai noe whantz collar for himz/herz. Ai’z still waitz fur catena to tell ’bout mascaraz runnin, ‘n’ wherez we should send fowers. Youz likes daisiez, catena?
I know! You can tell it’s a cheetah because of the facial markings and the shape of the head.
Kitteh keeps hadn tu plays wib. Leesh prebents hadn running way lyke rest ob keeper.
I jus red an ooooooold Nashunal Gee-O-Grafic wif cheetahs in it. Dey said King Cheetahs haz stripes an spots. Coincidence!
reelee…ai nawt knoed datt cheetaz haddeded kingz….
ai wundurr hao dey appoyntz deyr kingz…
Dey starts wiff a reelay-rayse tu narro daon teh feeld.
Den derz a run-awf, adn teh fastest wun gets krownd.
…datt aktchulolee wudd maek senes furr a speesheez ob fasst-runnin feelyenz…
Ob kors it duz! Is u sayin ai duzznt yoozhulleh mayk senss?
U wanna mayk sumfin ob it, boi? Hmm? Sho meh whut u gawts.
maykin cents en dis cays is unyooshual. ai meen, reelly, hao offtin duz fings mayk cents en seelecktin ay leedur?
adn furr datt mattur, wai onlee arre cents beyink maed? wuddnawt teh kingg obb teh cheetaz bii payd moar dan meer cents?
ar yoo tryin tu nikkle an dyme mee??
ob corze nawt!
Noez ai nawt sayink annefink liek dat!! ai wuzz onlee sayink datt dis wun eggspeshulee maed senes!!
It wud oanly mayk senss iffn dey trabbeld in groops.
Cheetaz ar solitary, so hazzing a king mayks no senss.
Gotcha.
juss meens eech wun hassa verry smal kingdum.
*teh cheeta stands awn a rokk, luukin ober hims kingdum*
Ai is lord ob teh meerkats, adn teh sayjmauseez, adn…
dis rokk an dat shrubburry ovur der…
Itz a beri nyse shrubburry, ykno.
A littlol tuu-lebel fing, wiff a paff goin fru it…
der wassa nyce tawl tree, butt butt sum guy caym along wiff an herryng…
Butt(!)… cheetaz nevar win…
raycin strypes mayks yoo goh fastur.
oh iz slimming awrite. luks liek yoo got slimmed by a car
next tiem hav teh stylist wash teh tire marks off, k?
Nice, dangerous kitteh…
U need somethin a little bright, to lighten the mood. Why not a scarf?
.. oar a car wib yaw naim awn it
!!
sumpfink brite?
*turnz awn lite*
haowz dat?
How bowt a 24′ skarf. One in eleben Doktors reccomend it.
LOL…..I tryed mennie mennie yeerz ago to knitting wun uv doze, but I gived up…!
It wuz wen Tom Baker wuz teh Doktor, oar mebbe a yeer oar tew afturr, sintz it tuuk Lionheart dat lawng tew ship teh epysewdz ackross teh pawnd…
Who?
Tom Bakur playd teh foarff inkarnayshun ob Doktur Hoo.
Hims teh wun wiff teh kurly hayrz adn reeeeely lawng skarf.
lol….ai knewed itt!
ai jusst hadded tew putt teh who fink dere….iffn ai wuz rite, itt wudd bii sumwut funneh (att leest tew meh), adn iff nawt, den ai wudd gett itt explanifyed…wuz win-win fur meh!
ohz..ai seeez nao….
Ah, sowwy, dint reelyz u wuz tryin tu beh funneh.
Ai juss figgurd ur googlol fingie wuz borkd agen.
noep….
ai haddeded a prettee gud eyedeeya wut wuz beyink talkked abowt…othurrwyze, ai wudd hab probablee lefft itt bii…
Yesh!
*snerk*
Oh no – lo-lites is bery becoming on yu. Bery stile-ish.
(Wut is dey becoming doh?)
teh lo-litez bii ebolbink?
sew /dat’z/ hao yoo git hi-litez…de’re ebolbed lo-litez!
Sorry I’m not fluent in LOLcat, but FYI this is a “king cheetah”, once thought to be a separate species but actually a rare color variation, like black jaguars.
FYI to anyone wondering:
The coloring on this cheetah is natural. They are known as “King Cheetahs”, and for a cheetah to have stripes is extremely rare.
What a beautiful cheetah! I wonder if it’s a king cheetah.
Ime goanna keap mai hyoomin awn tihs shawt leesh …
…doant tihnk ai can trusst himz nao !!
mebbeh putt himm inn teh goggeh haowse?
* wundaz hao himz cawmint wuz nawt at teh buttom
*
Himz wuz in teh wuud-shed larst nite; slept liek a log !!
wellz, iffn teh hyoomanz iz beree nawt-gud, yoo canz awlwaez maek himz sleepz wiff teh fishez!
Wi nede tu werk froo tihs …. Isle hab him ober fer tee !!
ai wudd finksew datt iffn yoo nawt trusst him mucch, yoo wuddnawt watn tew plai golffz wiff himz…
Taht sowns liek a lolyer joek
!!
naw…iff ai wuz sayink a lolyurr joek, ai’d sai sumpfink liek:
wutt du yoo has wen yoo has a lolyurr burreed upp tew hims nekk inn conkreet?
-Nawt enuff cankreet!
Teh King Cheetah!
“Daaaarrling, yoo luuk delishuss”
o.O
!!
*yoosez wingz tew flyy upp ohaier den teh gyant kitteh canz get*
Hi tride wuns tu ekscape butt(!) wuz spottid !!
adn willz bii seeink teh (candee) strypez soonz!
Yesh, kitteh…..dey R tu mush.
Happee 4th ob Joolie ebbreebuddy!!
Nest fayle….dis shud habz bin at teh bottumz ob teh commintz.
Hollydae wp person nell nawt awn teh bawl!!
Wen der bee uh noo LOL?? Dis wun killin mai buzz.
I finx at 2 a.m. central. Sry bowt yer buzz.
Oh, ai nawt fink ai bee stayin upz dat lawng. Muss….habz…..sleepz!! Zzzzzzzzzzz……
Ai hazza funnee dat wun ob yoar kittehs iz naymed Toonces.
She nawt allowd to drive anymore.
Did she looz herz car keez tu??
juss az wel konsydurin awl ov teh *ahem* insudenz.
Oh yesh indeedee!! *nods*
Does records was sposta been sealed!
What a beautiful King Cheetah.
He from Adidas.
Hey! I know that cheetah!
http://www.wildcatfund.org/cats.html
G.
Gavin – you are absolutely correct, that is Kgosi!
…the save file says leopard… wtf
This is a King Cheetah
I swear people are stupid
Dis is a King Cheetah, is a rare mutation of cheetah
Eine schöne Woche mit einem Sioux Prayer zu starten ist eine gute Idee…. Sioux Prayer machen dankbar und bescheiden:
Davor vielleicht eine kluge Hopi Legende, und das am frühen Morgen? Aber es ist Ware die nicht schlecht wird….
A Hopi Legend
A long time ago, when the Hopi Tribe was emerging from the First World, their people started to hunt for the land of the rising sun. Moving in related groups, they thought it fun to play a name game.
When the first band came upon a dead bear, immediately they thought it a sign for them to become the Bear Clan. Another Hopi band came upon the same skeleton but saw little gopher holes surrounding the carcass. They agreed among themselves to become the Gopher Clan.
In the same way, other Hopis found a nest of spiders and they named themselves the Spider Clan. Far ahead the Bear Clan traveled with Chief Bahana leading. Always, the Bear Clan seemed to move faster in many ways.
Spider Clan trailed all the clans because they had so many children. One day they came upon a friendly spider sitting near her large web. The Spider Clan encircled her as she spoke to their Chief, “I am Spider Woman, possessed of Supernatural Power. Since you are named for my people, I will help you in any way I can.”
“Thank you, Spider Woman,” replied the Chief. “We are traveling to find the land of the rising sun. Other clans of our Hopi Tribe are much farther ahead of us. We wish we could travel faster, but we have much to pack on our backs as we have so many children.”
“Perhaps I can make something to ease your travel,” said Spider Woman.
“What do you have in mind?” asked the Chief.
“First, I need something of yourself,” said Spider Woman. “You must go into my secret room where you will find a large water jug. You must wash yourself all over and save the dust and skin that rolls off and fetch it to me.”
Because of many travel days, the Chief was so hot and dusty that he made a sizeable ball of dirt, which he gave to Spider Woman. With this she began her magic creation. She spread a white, fleecy cloth in front of her, placing the ball in the center. Then she rolled it up carefully into a white ball.
Spider Woman sang her ceremonial creation song four times, while the Spider Clan sat in a circle and waited expectantly. Now and then, she touched the fleecy ball with her magic web and looked to see if any signs of life were evident within the ball. Again, Spider Woman sang another magic song four times and behold!–the fleecy, white ball moved back and forth and rolled about. To everyone’s surprise, through the fleecy cover emerged a tiny gray animal stretching forth four tiny legs.
Spider Woman called it a burro. At the sight of it, the Spider Clan knew that it needed to grow much stronger before it could be of any help to them. Spider Woman kept the young animal warm and gave it some of her magic food. She spent much time massaging its tiny legs with her magic salve to make them grow faster.
After only four days, the burro was ready to travel with the Spider Clan. They packed the sides of the burrow with their excess supplies and started on their way to the land of the rising sun.
Later, Spider Woman decided to create a man who should know more about caring for the burro than the Hopis. This she did and sent the man to catch up with the Spider Clan, to teach them how better to care for the burro.
But that man was selfish. Instead of helping the people, he ran away one dark night, taking the burro with him. Even though saddened over the loss of their helpful burro, Spider Clan continued their trek to the land of the rising sun, shouldering their heavy packs as before.
Of course, the Bear Clan arrived at their destination first. They set about establishing their village. Gradually the other Hopi Clans joined them, making their villages nearby. There the Hopi Tribe grew and prospered.
But the Spider Clan, which arrived last in the land of the rising sun, became the largest and most prosperous of all the Hopi Clans, because they had so many children during the following years.
A Sioux Prayer
Translated by Chief Yellow Lark – 1887
Oh, Great Spirit, whose voice I hear in the winds
Whose breath gives life to the world, hear me
I come to you as one of your many children
I am small and weak
I need your strength and wisdom
May I walk in beauty
Make my eyes ever behold the red and purple sunset.
Make my hands respect the things you have made
And my ears sharp to your voice.
Make me wise so that I may know the things you have taught your children.
The lessons you have written in every leaf and rock
Make me strong——–!
Not to be superior to my brothers, but to fight my greatest enemy….myself
Make me ever ready to come to you with straight eyes,
So that when life fades as the fading sunset,
May my spirit come to you without shame.
How beautiful!
NUUUUUUUUUUU ILA GONNZ ROFM!!!
itz a royal or “king” cheetah, like regular cheetaz but more rarez, one ub dem gennytic variashuns
A most regal cheetah, I can see why that variety is called the KING.
~hee~ If any animal should have racing stripes, a cheetah would be it! <3
i wonder if i can get the same do to!
For those who are wondering, that’s a King Cheetah
King Cheetah iz teh awsom!
I don’t disagree with this blog