The uncooperative “melted toddler” maneuver…kitteh style Noooo!!! I no get down! I wan’ cheebooger!!!!!
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But toddlerz du it wen it can cawz moast embarrismint!
Congratz Anni awn yor furvest frum larst
!!
Thx PB! An Ai haz been shoppin awlreddee!
Anubber hawt wun ?? Wel, yoo can sit daon nd relaks nao
!!
Ai wuz daon teh fambily beech haus; wi had teh liet rayn wiel duuen gardningz nd stuff !!
Wuz 21C at 10.00 an shud get up 2 26 dis affernoon – juss 2 weeks ago it wuz soe cawld Ai but teh heetin awn!
Taht’s byootiflol wevver !! Nys to bi owt faw a wawk oar sum gardinining !!
It wudn’t be bad iffn it wuz nawt so hoomid – eech tiem Ai moob Ai need a shamwah!
O I C !! Taht sownz liek Brizbane to mi !! Itz awn a rivva nd berri stikky in Summa !! Way up Norf in OZ, yoo wudnut liek at awl !!
* Ai liek to bizzit, butt(!) cud nawt lib tehre iver *
Tyme owt fur kitteh!
Ohai Jenniemouse !! Hao yoo iz ??
Hai, Poussinboi. Ai iz wyde eyed on de compootur. Wiv a kitteh in mai lap, uv corse… Haw yoo iz?
Yoo get tehze LOLz in teh saim tiem !! Itz nawt a gud tiem tu hab insom.. widee-wayke…. cannut sleap !!!
Ime teh gud, fnks !! Mai kittee staiz owtsied coz sheez a strai whu cannut bi liffted wibbowt a sertin amownt ob blud spilt * mien * !!
* Parsis JM a cup ob wawm milk tu halp hur sleap *
**Sipz de warm milkz…**
ThankQ, poussinboi! Dat helpz!
**startz lookin fur sheepzes tu cownt**
Ai trie finkin uv teh fur awn a blakk kitteh wen Ai can’t sleap. Dat halps sumtiemz.
Akshullee, datz a lublee thawt. Sumtimz wen ai cantz sleap strokin wun ub mai kittehs helpz. Dey noze it tu! Dey crawl up awn mi at bedtimz.
Ai fynd a cupple ob teepin slabs, som aunti Ann Zyutty pills anna glass ob wisky teh best cyur!
Gimme, gimme, gimme, plzthx
u haz a polyte toddlur kitteh! Yur kitteh sez plz & thx. Mai kitteh onli sez “meow”. (In varius plaintiv tonez uv cours…).
Congratz Anni & poussinboi on de nawt sekund. Shall ai wayk up de merri mausies to bring uz noms? Iz middul uv de nyte heer & ai haz insommnya.
Lukz Luke yu waz pawt uv teh brayd tuu, Jeanniemouse! Concatulashuns tu awl uv yu!
ThankQ, kemysteryTchr! Ai duz nawt kno if we haz met befor, but ai extendz de mausee paw uv frenship!
Ohai, Jeanniemouse!
*gentlee shayks mausie paw*
Ai duz alotta lurkin an onlee okash… okays… sumtymz cawmint.
Ai wuz a lurkur fur a lawng tyme tu! Onlee latlee gawt up de nervz tu powst! Iz fun, tho!
Durin teh term Ai duzzint knead anudder tyme-synk, butt(!) naow iz summer vaykayshun! so Ai haz moar tyme. Ai jus donut awlwayz haz much tu sai.
Ai duzn’t eeder but duzn’t stawp mi frum talkin! An cheezfrenz are an ezee bunchez tu talkz tu!
Ohai jeanniemouse. We haz a brayde! Ai thort we had nawt bean interdoosed, but
Ai see we are frenz! Fink Ai geddin 2 awld an past it!
Iz okay…Ai duz nawt get tu pali berri oftun. RL iz pretti crazee. But iz aftur 3 a.m. heer & ai can’t sleepz so mai az wel be habin fun wiv mai cheezfrenz! Iz gud tu see u & thanx fur frendin mi!
We hab a suddin heetwabe in TTI an Ai aer habbin trubblol sleapin, soe u hab mai simpafee!
Iz nawt dat hawt heer in Cawlifornya but lotz goin on at wurk, so mai mynd iz bizee… 3-dayz weekendz heer but ai suspekt ai’ll wynd up at werk anywai…
Yep, wurk iz teh curs ob teh wurkin menz / wimmenz !!
Ai yoost to “say” in mai mynd, “MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM…..”
in wun lawng no-sents, no-meenign sownd !!
It wuz liek ai cud heer it nd it wud stawp thotts nd halp wib teh sleap-mayking !! Liek “Ommmmmmmm…. ”
Ommmmmmm…. Nao aifinkso ai akshully iz gettin sleepee! Iz a gud fing if ai haz tu werk tumorro…
ThankQ.
Otay, tehn heerz anubber wun !!
* Ai hab nawt akshuly testid it *
NOMmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm !!!
Zzzzzzzzz…..
Iffn Ai tried dat, Ai wud hab 2 get up an fyned sum fud!
Ai knuw ai kepz doz merri mausies arownd fur somthin…
Wut a purrrty meltified kitteh!
nd him didnut tern intu butter liek a tiger
!! * awld stawry *
Nawt a politkully correkt storee eethur if ai remembur…
Whisspas: Ai wuznut goen tu go tehre, iver …
Aifinkso it “datz” mi dat I remembur it! De kiddies dunnot git tu lern it dez daiz…
Gud fing tuu, aifinkso !!
Ai finkz we haz enuf cheezfrenz heer fur a partee!
**kiks merri mausies owt ub bed**
**merri mausies stumbul arownd wiv bleeree eyez & crulerz in der taylez**
**merri mausies staggur intu de kichun tu mayke cawfee & paystreez & omaluttz& waffulz & bludee maryz**
eberybuddy lyne up fur de brunchez buffez!!!
Thx JM! Juss rite fur elebenzies heer!
* PB joyns teh kyuu * Thx JM
!!
Enjoi eberywun! U mai haz tu chayse de merri mausies awai frum de omlutte cheez sumtimz, tho. Thay gitz overlee enthuziaztik at de site ub de cheez…
** cashunz mausies tu be polyte & nawt nibbul…**
Mmmm, brunch. Fanks JM an awl teh merree mausees!
*nomnomnom*
Taystee!
Nestin fayl
Iz problee nawt u. Happenz sumtimz
Ai iz usin mai iPawd dis moarnin, an sumtymz teh “add cawmint” butun duzzint show up. In day cayse Ai’m member shut wat will happin.
Stoopy iPawd correktin mai spellin! Hard tu du lolspeek! Dat wuz suppozd tu bee “nebber shur”
.. teh sigh enss eggspearmint taht wenned rawng !!
Lolspeek an teknawlojee donut mix!
* Wundaz wot taht donut wud taist liek …. Oooh, dotz
*
Ai iz waytin fur a “lolspeak” feechur awn de computyr tu arriv! sumwun haz gotz tu bi develupin wun…
Der shud bee an app fur dat!
Tehre’s a webbie site faw taht !! Iz mutsh betta tu yooz yaw oan bwain tu try to maik clebber wurds wen yoo kan !!
*
* nawt mutsh heer frum mi, ai muss admit
Wen yoo get intu a pun run iz sew mutsh fun tu sea wair it goze
Sea wair iz baiffin sootz izzint it?
If yoo lake !!
*splashez PB*
*Runzawaiwifakwikness*
Wair did taht wawta fawl frum ??
Isle show’er ….
Yu kan shower mee wif giftz!
Wot, liek comprest carbom ??
Berri berri comprest carbon!
Ooooh! Shinee!
* PB conprezis a car bom nd mailz it tu KT *
Stanned bak wen yoo opinz it, k?
Taht kitteh luks tuu relakst tu mi !! Iz shi .. jrunk
??
Iz possibul shi hyt de bluddee maryz tu! 8-0
Den agin, wun ub mai mittz iz a “fleksibul” kitteh. Sumtimz a finkz shi wuz born wivowt a spyne.
Yukz! Eben mai lolspeak iz mispelldz! Ai ment “wun ub mai kittehs”! Ai NEEDZ tu go tu sleepz!
Otay, JM !! Wi seez yoo layter !! Thx fer playign nd slepe tite !!
ThanQ, PB. Gud nyte eberywun!
Gud nyte! Hoap yu kan sleep naow!
Liek a jollyfish !!
Butt(!) moar snorglablol!
nd nawt spiny liek a see emeny !!
Ai duzzint see enny enameez! Evree wun heer iz frenz!
Tyme fur fud an den caturdai chorz. Haf a Gus caturdai moarnin/afturnoon/evnin ebbereewun!
Bai fer nao, KT !! * waivz *
*waivz floofy paw* Good (insurt tiem ob dai heer)
*snicker*
Erm… wut exactlee is a cheebooger?!?!?! (Doo i reelee wanna noze?)
Sumfing Snippet poot tehre tu sea if yoo wud nose-tiss !! * Ohai Snippet *
@@@@@
Ai gib u 5 cheezBERGERS 4 tawlkin bout a cheezBOOGER!!
Cheebooger, cheebooger, noe coke! pepsi! Noe friez! Cheeps!
I luvd dose Olympia Cafe skeches awn SNL….bak wen it wuz akshulee funneh!
Herro eberybody!!! doez yu rememberz meh?
Ohai Palooza !! Iz yoo awn skool lolidayz ??
Coolio!!
Juss cos.
*snert*
Ai luv Simon’s Cat!
I haz turned into a pool uv puddy putty! You can’t lift me now!
Herro eberybody!!! doez yu rememberz meh?
Benny & Joon WIN
I can see johnny depp on the screen!!!!!!
Anyone else notice it says chee*booger*?
Cute kitteh!! If only it were as cute when kiddies did it…
And Benny & Joon is on the tv behind ‘em!! *squee*
It’s sad I noticed that. xD
Thank God I wasn’t the only one who did…
lol, Sam (aka Johnny Depp) is staring at kitteh in awe!
Tiny bebeh pinky pinky toe pads!
Squeeeeeeeeeee! 
(Puts on anti-splort devices)
First thing notisd:the kitty
Close 2nd (like one sec after kitty):Sam (Johnny Depp) on the Tv.
…chips, no Coke, Pepsi!
Are you watching “Benny and Joon” in the background??
wants dat kitteh……
(pushes hand to let kitten slip into mah purse)
*runs home*
JOHNNY DEPP, FTW!
Benny & Joon is playing in the background!
Don’t know what’s Better the CUTE Kitteh or the fact that they’re watching Benny and Joon!
Drawing on wall is pointalism, no doubt. I can think if about 32 reasons why he doesnt smile!