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Dat nawt gonna stawp meh nao, tho.
Hmm, whut egzakleh is dis stuff, ennywayz? *shlurp*
jello shots?
Nom! Kitteh speshaltee… Salmon-flavor frozened dakwireez!! (Oar nawt.) *Munch munch slurp*
Yup, aifink so…
mayd wiff eberkleer *klunk*
or 100 proof grain aklehol (better known az “moonshine”)
*wun girl ai knew in kolleje drank sum wun nite and wuz sooooo sick da next day adn da next wun tu*
Congaz AP! Yu haz a so low! Hao wud yu lyke tu sillybrate?
Jello shots? Mayd wiff eberkleer? Waddurmellun flavur?
(is dat whut u fink dat pink stuff is?)
If datz wut it iz, Ai kant imajun wy teh kitteh haz itz noze innit. Nawt teh sawrt uv stuff mai kitteh wud be innerested in…
*rollz aowt cart wif sordid drinkz and nomz an drinkz taht aer nomz*
Cheerz!
i’m shur sumwun wil kome along an tel us dat dis is fotoshopt.
Mebbe kitteh is hawt annit feels kool awn hims fayse?
*tayks sum sordid fingur-fuds adn a tawl isee-tee*
Ahhh, refreshing! Fankeez, KT!
Oh well. Liv it up!
U only libs nyne tymez.
Myte az well enchoi dem!
Aifink ai will has gawn fru tuu ob dem befoar teh nyte is up.
Itz verree kwiet heer tunyte. Iz ebbrywun aowt onna Catturdai nyte?
Ai spoze. Weekends ar yoozhully slower den weekdayz, adn it is summurtyme, adn we has lawst so menny hoo has bin blokkd frum wurks or nawt has kompyooturz at hoam. *sigh* Is sad, yeff.
Ai juss gawted hoam a littlol wyol agoz frum wurkin awn teh set… we is inbetween shoz adn we needs tu chaynjify teh set in teh cupplol ob weeks between. Is goin well. Adn tumorro ai is marchin in teh parayd in Orinda, reprezentin teh feeatur groop! Ai gets tu wayr an oald-tyme kostoom similar tu whut ai had foar Cyrano. Shud be fun (tho hawt, ai is shoor)!
Wait…yur gonna dress up lyke yur babbeh kitteh????
Heh… ai playd Le Bret (Cyranoz beff fren) last summur at Orinda. Adn eben tho itz nawt teh mayn reezin ai pikkd deyr naymz, boff Angelina (Jolee) adn Sofia (Loren) has aktor-typez ai admyrez wiff doze naymz, but ai kudnt fink ob wun foar Cyrano dat did. But sinse teh persun ai playd respekted Cyrano, aifawt it wurkd well enuff tu keep teh patturn gowin. Adn he is a gud “swordzman”.
Okai…wehw!! Ai hadda whirryed tinkin dat yur wer gonna meltify in da suun wearin a kitteh fur kostoom adn marchin in da parayde!
No. Aifawt dey myte put meh in a toad kostoom, kuz we is duin Wind inna Willoz laytur dis seezin, adn has a 1914 Modlol T car we is gonna be marchin wiff (Mr Toadz Wyold Ryde?!). Dat wudda bin juss as bad. But instedd ai gets tu wayr a reely kool hat wiff a wyde brim adn fevver, dat will halp muchly inna sunshynz.
Aifinkso if yu wuz gonna wer da toad kostoom adn ryde in da modlol T car, it wuld bii moar lyke “Mr Toads sllllloooooe ryde!
*snerk*
Mai son iz werkin dis summur wif teh yooth feeatur dat hee waz pawrt uv wen hee waz yunger. Dey haf LAWTZ uv campz awl summur, so derez a nu show ebbery weekend. Ai donut kno hao dey keepz up!
Sownds intenss. Aifink feeatur is a grayt aktibity, speshuly foar kidz adn teenz. Gibs dem teh oppurtooniteh tu put demselbs in sumwun elsez shooz adn see teh wurld a littlol diffrintleh. As well as bildin deyr konfidenss foar publik speeking/performing adn wurkin wiff obbers tu bring sumfin awf lybe. Is grayt fun!
Sownds lyk fun, AP! Wii needz to has a virtual Cheezparade aifinkso. *Tunes up portablol drumset for tomorro… Puttatutta Puttatutta OOmpah OOmpah BOOM!! * Hmm.. Maybi would be more inclusive for teh Cheezpeeps if we had teh parade on some other hollidayz insted ov teh Forf ov July. Adn maybi best on some holliday taht nawt comez in teh heet of teh summer adn/or cold of teh winter. Labor Dayz weekend maybi? Oar MaiDai? *Tunez up Sousafone just in case, Woomp Woomp Honk*
hmm…tuday is Disobeedeeuns Day, Complimint Yur Mirrur Day, an Say Outta teh Sun Day.
ht tp://www.holidayinsights.com/moreholidays/july.htm
wil wun uv doze wurk fur ay parayd?
Aifink teh Disobeedeuns wun wud be fun.
Wud be hard gettin ebrywun tu parayd inna saym direkshun, tho.
aifinks yoo is rite. finkin abowt et, teh parayd wuld haff tu bee endoors iffen wee wuz sillybraytin Stay Outta teh Sun Day.
Huzza! Indoor parade in honor ov Stay Outta teh Sun Day!!1! *Tunes up piccolo for playin ov Teh Starz adn Stripes Forever wif teh diablolikal piccolo solo* TweedleTweedleTweedleEEEEEP! *Anybodi elts wanna try it? Ai nawt gots teh wind aifink.*
shur, ai’ll gib et ay tri
*accidenty loozis teh pikklollo*
hmm…gess der wont bee ay soloh afturawl.
accidently? reeelie?
das mai storee an ai’s stikkin tu et.
Hai! Wut’s dis fingie?
*tryz tu plai pikkolo*
” … … ”
Fingie mus bi borked!
*frowz pikkolo ober sholdur*
Ooohh….ai hazznt bin in da marchin badn in elebentry hunnderd yearz!! *tunez up da clarrynet*
Bwwwwaaaapp……bwwaaapp….sqweeeek!!!
Hmm…mebbe ai shuld jus carry da ofishyul Cheezland flag oar sumtin
*tryz teh trumpit* Pbbbttttt
Um, ai can ryde teh flote adn wayb.
*luks at da beeg pyle of discardified moosikalol inz strumints adn gits an
*
Aifinks dis callz fur da Nawt-Sekkund Ann yuall CheezLand “Stay Outta Da Sun Dai” Mime Parayde!
*doez hur bestest “kitteh walkin against da wynd”*
*balansez awn hynd leggz*
*puts owt frunt pawz lyke deyrz a inbiziblol wawl*
Halp, halp! Ai iz bawksed inn!
*fawls ober*
*holdz a parasolol ober AP whyle he’z layin on da ground*
Since dis iz Stay Outta Da Sun Dai adn awl…
bee karfulz wif taht invisiblol paraslol, MKM. Teh wynd mite bloh yu awey.
Iz awlrite…mai floof will keep mii wayted down!
Beri niez tu metechu, btw!!
*extenz beeg floofy bunneh paw ob frenship*
Iz niez tu meechu tew!
*shayks MKM’s byg floofy bunneh paw*
Mai wot a byg floofy bunneh paw U haz! Iz beri impresiv!
Hevvinz! Itsa mime dizaster! *Takes battereez owt of bullhorn to annownse mergensee instrukshuns*
Onoes! Ai halpz u AP.
*opunz inbiziblol dor tu let AP owt*
*gets up*
*strykes an “ai mented dat” poaz for a sekkund*
*stroalz owt teh inbiziblol door*
*mymz cloazing it behynd hur*
Fankeez, aq, u is moast kynd. *bowz*
*egzit, stayj leff, wiffakwikness*
dassa beeg martoonie glass.
*nodz* Eben foar a hyoomin. Eben foar a big hyoomin.
Kitteh haz hewj tawlurenz purrhapz.
Or iz awlreddeh komatoas. Teh glass myte be hoaldin hims up.
*nodnodnods* at halloween wuns ai mets a man dressed as a laydee wif a martoonee glas eben biggur an she said it wuz tew make hur hands luk small!
Datz a hole lotta jello shot fur wun littlol kitteh!!
maybee hims’ll shayr?
nebbur mynd. whut wuz ai finking?
Shayr? Shayr?? Wot is dis fore in werd yu speekin?
Aifink is sumfin u sits awn, yeff?
Um, lyke… teh man wuz sittin in hims faybrit shayr. Ryte?
Yep, datz rite aifinkso! *nods adn gigglols*
*runs in wiff a kwikness*…”PHOTOSHAWP!!!!!!!!!!!!!”…………. **Runs away to bed laffin an laffin
**
Wut waz dat!!
*awlmoast getz wiplash az tidmum runz froo*
Iz abwot tiem hur went tu bed. she bin awn cumpewtur abowt 18 owrz tudai nd iz berry lait in TTI . Abowt 1:30 am.
I wud ♥ to stay an play on ICHC ,butt(!) I will get wrong iffen I dont go to mai cozy baskitt …kittehs is skreechin at meh…..”Bed tyme Mummeh…MewrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrowwwwwwwwanG!!! ”
G’night mai frenz.
Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz……………
Ai nawt shoor whut dat wuz.
*seez mask lyin awn teh grownd*
Luuks lyke she drawpd dis. Ai wunner whut it iz?
*puts awn mask*
Teh martoonee glass seems tu go ryte fru teh kitteh. Or is hims frunt leg in teh glass tuu? Seems tuu smawl foar dat. Defnitly shoppd, adn a bad jawb ob it tuu…
*frowz mask awayz* Pleh! Aifink ai needz a baff.
Whut is ai sayin?!
Dat mask haz stranj prawpurrteez! No wundur teh trollz iz teh wai dey aer iffn datz wut dey wayr!
ai tolded yoo nawt tew…
Ur no funz.
Why’d you let me?
Frenz downt let frenz du jello shooterz biggur dan dere hedz!
‘cuz yoo insistededed…
butt(!) wi tuk teh keez tu ur cattilak. frenz don let frenz dribe aftur gynormus pynk jello shawtz.
nawt mai problum…yull thankk meh tumorro mornink wen yur hedd /nawt/ feelz liek dere’z an elephont standink awn itt!
*stikks hedd bakk in shootur boal*
Aifink ai’ll skipp teh fankin u tumorro part tuu.
jus don git anee ob it uhp ur noes. it bernz! ai lernded thys teh hayrd wey unforchinitlee.
hao didd yoo git itt upp yur noes?
1. poot hed in shootur boal
2. breev in fru da noes
3. haowl adn junp awl raond
4. breev owt fru da noes
*shootur byts goez ebreeware*
okaiz…bettur kwestyun: /wai/ didd yoo du dat?
U hazznt bin drunkifyd yet, has u?
ai dyd it fur teh wookie.
Hmmm… wayr did it go?
wayt…didd yoo onlee putt a spayse inn teh cawmint?
No, ai wuz tryin tu embed chewbakka roarin.
Didnt cum fru… twyse.
If u wants a blank kommint, a single spayse duznt wurk.
But an italisyzed wun duz!
reelee….hmmm….
Yeff. Reely.
OMCC! hao diddz yoo du dat?
wut wookee?
Hao menny duz u kno?
a feyoo…
Otay. Nao fink.
Wich wun ob dem wud be moast lykely tu dayr sumwun at a parteh tu sukk jello shooturz up deyr noaz adn den blo dem bakk owt on der frenz wyol dansin krayzilee?
Duz dat narro it daon for u?
wuz achoobaka.
Bless yu!!
Hmmm…datz a beri funnee dansdansdans yu doin’ dere, Aq!
Heer, drink sum ob dis tekillya wyol a tells a joak…
fankeez AP…
*pullz sawlt shakur adn lyme wegees frum pokkit*
pleez tu joyn meh, adn then tel uz teh joak.
*tayks tekillya*
*tekillya skwirts owtta hur noaz* AAKKKspluttursplurt
Um, well, a krokodyle adn a hamstur goez intu dis bar, see…
*tayks shawt ob tekillya*
Amdn tmhe kmrrkodnm*splurt*
*laffeeng wif teh belleh adn ebreefyng*
Oh sry – AP r u awlryte?
*smrfp* Shoor fing! *deep-breff-hakk-coff!*
Ahum, nebber beddur! Wye u *spfff* ask?
noh reezun…
…ohbaitehwai u haz lym weg behynd ur eer.
Oh, fanks *grabs teh wejj*
Ai wuz, um, sayvin dis foar laytur.
Yo, barkeep! Gimme anubber tekillya tu go wiff dis wejj.
*akts nachurul*
fankeez – iz liek da spreenklur butt (!) wif bonuz shootur bytz.
Ewwww!
wut kan ai sai? ai iz a dansdans inovatur liek marfa graem adn twailuh thahrp.
Yesh, onlee messier!
Oar, mebbe moar lyke Gallagher! Oh wait, himz duzznt dans duz hii?
*Hides under plastic wrap*
8) mmm, kinkeh.
*leeves a waddurmellun adn a sledj hammur fur Aq in case she wantz tu show us her modern interp…inttwerp…bersion ob Gallagherz dans*
*joynz pjp unner teh plastik rapp*
fankeez MKM!
*pootz waturmelun ohn teh stul*
*patpatpat ohn teh waturmelun*
*dansdansdans patpatpat*
*dansdansdans patpatpat*
*dansdansdans*
*pikz up sleghammur*
*SPLAT*
*clappity clappity* Dat wuz luverlee, Aq!!
Adn…bonuss…nao wii haz fwesh waddermellon tu goe wiff da waddermellon shooters!!
*likks sum waddermellon off da wall*
Hmm, dis plastikk rapp wurks pritty gud.
So, pjp, nao whut duz we du?
Pikk up sum waddurmellun bits adn marynayt dem in vodka?
wutz taht AFLAC goos doeeng undur theyr?
I can’t has my keys, so, what da halp?
AFLACK! *Yoinks watermellons* *Runs back to share* (I still needz a ride home.)
Ai feelz sowree fur hooebber walks in on awl dis mess in da morning! *gigglols adn catchez a peese ob mellon falling frum da seeling fan wiff herz mouf*
heer pjp, u can haz mai buspaz. aifink ai’ll bee sleepeng rite hear…
*fallz obur: splat*
Da bus?
I juss sleep hear two.
Aifink deez ar reddy!
*tayks a pees ob waddurmellun owtta teh vodka*
Mmmm… taystee.
Me free, sinze it seems as if weeb losted our designated flying kitteh. *pulls a big stack ob floofy pillows adn cheezmaps blankees frum da closet…passes dem owt to awl da ineebree…inknebrey…sloshed cheezfrens*
*Noms, sips, hics,* *Plops*
Sumfin tells meh dis parteh is startin du wynd daon.
Hmm, ai sed daon… *klunk*
fank u MKM. uh, haz u sean anuvur bukkit arownd hear? jus in caes, u noez.
Okay, butt(!) iff da lolrus askz, yu nebber saw dis…
*slydes anudder bloo bukkit towards Aq*
*Peeks up* *Passes owt assburns an waters* *Plops back down*
meh…ai’z still heer….
….haoebbur, ai’z nawt sew shur nao hao ai’z gowink tew deel wiff awl ob yoo….
*fydnz stassh ob purrplol bukkitz*
*leebz dem foar annebuddee hoo needz dem*
Dere…nao teh lolrus nawt bee angree wiff uss!
Doan wurry, dk, weez otay. Or we will be.
Go hoam adn be happeh inna mornin lyke u wantid.
We woan tell u whut u misdededed. Missded. ded.
Gud sayv, DK! Affer awl dis partee-in, da last ting wii need is an angree lolrus yellin at us ’bout “wehrez mai bukkit?!”
*yawnz* okayz, den…..
ai’lol du jussst dat…
beesydez, tekkniclolee, ai’z nawt alowd tew drinkk annewaez…
0.0 ai hoepz ai nawt turnz ded fur kwite sum whilol!
You guys r da bess frens ever! *Hugs ebreeone* No, wait, I lubs you guys! *Plops again*
*hugz pjp bakk* wayrd teh plastikk rapp go?
Nyte nyte DK – fank u fur fyndin teh purrplol bukkits!
*hugz bukkit tytlee*
Yu guyz iz teh bestist!
*klonk*
Sew…waht tyme shuld wii awl meet in da moarning fur bloodee mareez? *snerk* Itz bin lawts ob fun mai blurry-eyed cheezfrens, butt (!) ai gotta goe tu sleepz nao…gudnite adn keeps doez bukkits close!
O hai guise! This is just a test.
Emmm…yur abbatar iz nawt az itt wuz…
Ooh, swirly *gets hipnotyzd*
*totally furgets tu tayk teh test*
Duz ai pass?
*Gandalf voyse (yoo knoez, frum LoTR?)*
“You shall not pass!!”
*doez bestest Black Knight immitashun*
None shall pass!!!
Wot… iz yur naim?
Wot… iz yur kwest?
Wot… wz Ai tawkin abowt? Ai forgotted.
Anjefina!
Tu reech totul nerbannana unkonshuznizezez. Izzez. Ness.
*klunk*
Ummm…sumtin ’bout kokonut-laydin swalloes, purrhapz?
Ob da mergensee cheezburger netwerk?
Dat shuld bii “mergensee cheezburger systim , nawt netwerk.
heer, has anubber *hic* shootur *klunk*
Yesh, dattlol halp….yanks foo! *hic*
*shaekz hed*
don’t tell meh dat ai nawt warneded yoo…
Doan wurry *blarggghh* ai woant. Wye is u at dis parteh, den?
*hands AP a bloo bukkit*
Jus in cayse….
Aifinkso itz wiff da CCC. Mynd da braynium bitz!!
Um, ai doan fink u wants tu mixify dems wiff…
*grabs teh bukkit*
Itz awl fun adn gaymez til sumbudee needz da bukkit!
dk is teh designaytid dryvur.
ai can flyy, tho….
But u sed u wuz big as a kitteh.
Hao menny ob us u fink u can carry?
Datz wot ai wuz gonna aks! Lessee *hic* ai cownts *hic* free APs, too pjp’s, *hic* free oar fore keshets *hic*
Wuld yu all pull-eeeze stand still fur a minnit?! *hic*
*klunk*
Adn doan furget, dk. We prolly nawt gonna be konshuss.
*klunk-klunk-klunks negst tu mkm*
Oh yeah…okai, letz see *hic*…wun DK…too DKs…free DKs *hic*
Yesh, aifink dat shuld be enuff flyink kittehs tu carry awl ob us bak tu…hey, wehre wii goin agin?
*dreemz ob hoam*
*snoarz*
ai wundurz wetthur mai wingz arre strangg enuff tew caree sumpfink sumwut cart-liek…
*waytz payshuntleh foar dk tu finish wunderin*
*snoarz sum moar*
O hai, guise! U is in a tutorilol. I hope u studied.
Ai hoaps you teechded about CHRG w/doi
onoes! teh shooturz adn tukeela haz mayd uz beri bulnorabul tew teh cewtnissez…
*taypee taypee taypee da CHRG (w/doi) niez adn tite*
Dis much kyootnessez shuld nawt bii allowed all in wun playce at da sayme tyme, aifinkso!
skwee! bebbeh likkin mama! bebbeh nibblin pointee enz! bebbeh yawn! eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
*runsawaywifakwikness* OHNO mai chrg (wdoi) halp!
O hai, guise! U is in a tutorilol. I hope u studied so u look SMRT.
Dayzha boo.
*Tryz tu luuk SMRT*
aifink ai spraynd a nooron. oar twelb.
O, donot be teh worries. Is just me. I is trying some noo, hi-tek stuffs. So far it’s not so grate, actually. Hmph.
wut wuz yoo tryink tew du?
*has a cyorriuss*
et mayd yoo awl bloo an kwiltee.
Must be wun ob her alyissez, in disgyze *swirlee… shirlee?*
Hoo yoo callin Shirlee?
Sweetness!!! It wurkd!
Tanks fur teh tutorial, LolCB! Aiz tryin et ryt nao!
mai lil kitteh sez “Mama! fotoshopped!” i tole her close eyes.
*lights a sparklurr at teh edj ob teh croud*
woo hoo
gud paraid, awl! an cheers tew teh inktocksickayted kitteh upfred!
happee stay owt ob teh sun dai!
happee dissordurrlee dai!
um, “kittehs” ai ments tew say
iz ok iz use to it. Back to work. Iz can’t wait to get out of here.
nother onez plez