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A grate job iffn u can get it!
Congrats, anni!! Wutt wud yu lyke foar sillybrayshunz awn dis fyne Catterday??
Congrachewlayshuns anni, yoo an ‘Niser hazza tye. Andd now dat ‘Niser has brort de baycon home, ai m gonna maek sammiches wif it. Enniwun wont wun?
OooH! BLTs plz!
Ooooo! Mee mee mee, pleez!
Ai kan haz BLT, pritty pleez?
Yesh, yesh, yesh!!! Mee tu, mai faborite!!
*Maykes note tu selfz….bringz deh baycon homes moar offen*
*wheelz in trolli wif plaets of baycun sammiches, hot an drippy wif juus*
Heer yoo are. Deres tommytoe sors, brown sorse, ingerlish mustid, fronsh mustid, jermin mustid, lettis, slysed tommytoe, lettis, an for them that wonts tu look liek dey is being helthy a cuppla sammiches maed wif granary bred insted ov slysed wight bred.
Oh, an a nevverending pot ov tee.
Fankees, A1!!
*Nomz uh sammich, sipz sum tee*
Ummmm, deewishus!
*nomsipnomsipnomsipnomsip*
Fank u AO! *faynts frum teh yumminess*
Nomnomnom! Tiem fur a littlol smatterin uv sumfin!
BACON!!!!
.
I lurve bacon…..ummmm, baconbaconbacon
Ohai shd! How y’doin?
eh…(jackie mason shrug)…another day.
Hows London summer treatin’ ya?
Too hawt fur mai likin – iz holidai wevver, but Ai aer nawt awn holidai!
aill haff a cheezsteak wit xtra chees plz. kthxbai
MY DOG HAS THAT DRESS!
Ai bringz hom teh baycon!!
Awwww… but Iz wantz yu 2 bring hoam teh chicken…
Oar mabee sum toona?
Toona iz chikkin ob teh C, soe iffen dey brings hoem enuff chikkin, it will inklewd toona.
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P.S. Wib teh laytest studies in animal intellijence saying eben birds aer berri smart adn emoshunal, I habs come tu teh conclewshun dat kittehs hab a sens ob hoomor. It iz teh onli way to eggsplayn haw kittehs can poze for ICHC adn nawt destroy hoomin sillyvisation.
Wow! Dat wuz berri perceptiv, JD.
Ai haz nawt met u befoar. Ai iz wun ub di tokin mauses on di syte. ai iz lukee; di kittehs du nawt nom mi. Dey prufur de toona aifinkso.
**Extendz mausee paw ub welkum**
Snot eesi, butt(!) sumwuns gotta dew it.
Ai iz pritty in peenk
*Whispers*
Ai nawt getz dis wun rite awai…..had tu luuk at it foar uh lawng timz befoar postifying uh commint.
Carnt sai as Ai get it – a cat inna dress, inna pink cat bed…and?
An wot is taht hole fing ob puttin cloeths onna cat? Tehy has byootiful fur cotes an donut need ennefink els!
Ai dunno. Dat’s parte ob wy ai sew confyoozled. Cannut tel ware kitteh bed endz and kitteh beeginz!!
It is a reference to a couple of Bugs Bunny cartoons. He would be doing something silly, and “look “at the camera and say “Eh, Its a living”
Nuffin rong wiv ur commint – teh capshun iz ambee.. amby… comfuzzlin!
Ai juss noe tissed teh wordz awn teh dwess. Miss TUDE!! LOL!!!
Aifink dressin kittehs is Miss TAKE!
Ai sor taht…still left finking “and?”
Possiblee ATTITUDE?
Ai assumed so, juss donut see where to joek is – fnk yur eye deer, up fred, mor approoo…apppree…aporp….betterer!
Wat, BLTs awl rownd?!
Ai hab seed kidlets warin tsherts wiv ‘Little Miss Attitude’ rited awn dem – dis pore kitteh prollee haz dat awn teh dress.
Yes, Ai get taht – wehr’s teh funnee?! Miss TAKE, putting cloes onna cat, taht’s funnee! Cat inna cat basket? Pffft! Ai sumtyms feel we is short-chaynjed wiv teh LOLs onna weekweekweekend
Liek lossa peepl, Aifink sum uv mai lols aer heeps bedder dan mennee we get, but Ai spoze Ai mite be juss a bit prejoodissed!
Pore kitteh. Ebbreebunny iz habbing uh laff awn hur. C’mon kitteh, ai wil releese yu frum dis hoomiliyashun!
*Taykes awf stoopy dwess an letz kitteh’s nachooral byootee shinz*
kitthe seemz bery kalm bowt teh hole fing, luuks lyke heez sayin “meh”
Aifinkso iffn ai tride tew wrastle mai kittehs inno taht dress ai’d be sayin “ow ow ow, nawt teh klaws! ow ow!!”
Moast uv teh kittehz Ai haz noed wud hab leff me wiv a shreddid dress – nawt 2 menshun mai armz!
wen ai nawt sekkond got mai gurlie Tucker shee wuz bery sick, she had tew be feedid fru a stummik toob fer a lawng tyme (nawt fun fer eivver uv us). Shee hadda ware a lil swetter-luukin fing maid owt uv strechee bandidje matereeal tew keep hurr frum scratchin er pullin at teh toob site. Shee wuz such a gud gurl bowt ebreefing eggsept fer wen ai hadda kleen teh site an den put teh lil swetter fing bak awn hurr…shee did nawt want!!
But wuz wurf it, taht wuz a loooong tyme ago an shee bee helfy azza hoarse eber synce. Guud fing tew, ai cuddn’t dew taht agin, munnee er tyme wise.
shee wuz sew funneh wunst shee startd feline bedder, sumtymes shee wud slip owt uv teh swetter fing an ai’d kome hoam tew fynd hurr pransin rownd wif teh toob waivin in teh breese, sew prowd uv hurrseff!
Dat bee gud storee, BF!! Yu habs such uh wai wif teh wurdz.
Dis is one of dose LOLz I neber eggspected anyone else to like or get so I hassa HYOOG surprised. Is from an old cartoon: Bugs Bunny, Hyde and Hare (1955) where he says: “Well, here we go again with the timid little rabbit routine. It’s shameful but, eh, it’s a living.”
Hoap dat cleerz up any confyoozifashun.
*snert*
Grate lol WW, congarats awn ur elebenty hundreth FP!
ai gottid teh bugs bunny refurrens!
…umm…ai woch reeruns on cartoon netwurk…reellee ai ia nawt old!
YUMMM! Kiteh luks like a cupcake! CATCAKE!!!
*drools*
BTW I’m new to this site
Ohai Bubba, welkom tew cheezland!
*eggstends floofy paw uv frendiship*
*shakes eggstended floofy paw of frendiship that belongs to bluesfan*
btw I’m having problems getting my icon to show up. Any tips for a rookie?
Ohai Bubba! Walkum! *offers flooffee paw in walkum*
Ohai annipuss! I’ve seen you get not sekund so many times!
Glad u has disiedid 2 joyn in teh fun!
Glad to be here
Just your average dog….chatting on lolcats
jus pleez tew bemembur…kittehs is frends nawt noms
Owr frend cweenmj haz a wunnerful site cawld teh Cheesetown Cryer wat is full uv awsum an win an hepful infos fer noo peeps such az hoaw tew haz a abatar anna bloo clikity naim an sew awn, heer is linkee, jus klose up teh spaise
h ttp://cheeztowncryer.wordpress.com/majik-trikz/
TANKS Bluesfan! I’ll try to figure this out lol
Don’t worry. I will not nomz teh kitys. I’m not hungary
just kidding………..maybe…..
*sits owt goggie treet…juss en cays*
I smells fud….TREETS!!!
*begins noming*
Would you like one keshet?
fankies, noh. ai juss eetid braykfest.
hmmm, if my lolcatspeak to english transmogrifier is wurking, it says I need a wordpress account… Is that part true?
Yes, your WP gravitar is what shows up when you post, rather than your ICHC profile picture. It is very easy to sign up for WP, and free!
Ohai Bubba!! Nyce tu meetchu!!
*Extends floofy paw ob frenship*
Yesh, ai beeweev iffn yu wantz uh abatar, yu needz uh wordpress accownt. Dat iz hao ai gotz mai abracadabratar, an alsew mai blooness.
Alright, thanks fur the clarrifications
I’ll get right to it!
It payz well 2.
Y iz it dat ebbrybody putz dis (!) behaind teh werd “butt”??????
‘coz butt iz ‘Merican fur bakksied. (BTW, Ai doan’t ‘coz a)Ai aer nawt ‘Merican anb) Aifink it’s sillee!
Butt butt meens bof? Bakksied adn butt as in butt iz sillee, afinkso? LOLspeekz haz compfliCATid rulez.
Nawt tu wurree – iz nawt rool, is a usage convenshun. (Mai Inglish majur, let me show yu it.)
(!) luks a litlol bit liek a hoomin baksied. Nawt so eezy to see wif tihs font. Duz tihs luk moer liek? ( ! )
(Nawt shur iffn html taeks owt spaeces.)
Yknow, nao taht I luks at it, iz a litlol vulgar. But so iz ai…sigh.
Yu iz 2heded basement kitteh!
Nau ai sea hoomin bakksied, is grate ascci art!
Teh mostest komplikated rul ob teh Lolspeek is dat der b no rulz!!
Yup. Iz awl Rool 6.
ai leiks teh failpeeps rool #3: sayftee.
And it is optional! Lolspeak is not required, which is good since I think it is pretty amazing for a manatee to speak English at all! And typing underwater with these flippers? Don’t get me started!
Try LOLspeak if (fn) English isn’t your first language! Manatee or hoomin, does nawt matter.
Oh, teh hyoog manatee!! Ai cannut eeben imaginify twying tu speek LOL in annubber languije.
Iffn yer mian focus on teh interwebz iz nawt to mispell werds cuz yu do nawt wantz peeps 2 laff at yu, yu haz to refink yer hole conzept iffn yu pozt on hear!
Ohai Meowmeowy!! Ai dunot beeweev wee haz met.
*Extenss floofy paw ob frenship*
Yesh, ai am berry pikky abowt mai spellin noremully. An ai iz formur editer, soe dis iz compleetlee aginst mai nachooral naycher. Butt (!!) iz teh funz.
Ohai – *gibes floofy paw bak* – Formur editer? Ai iz nawt serprized dat langwitch baffs lubs 2 play wif LOLspeek.
heer wee mysspell wurds sew peeplols wil laff wif us.
Adn ai alwayz doo. Sum ov dems pozts iz hard 2 reed fough sumtiems.
is tis the best kittehs can expekts for job?
I has appylied for job as Seketary General of United Nations.
Is time to brake glass ceeling for kittehs. Aifinkso.
If wi hadz de kittehs runnin de werld, mite bi in bettur shaype!
An Basement Cat iz alwais onna lukowt fur noo minions!
duz yoo noh typyng an steno…stenag…shorthand?
smudgie wud maik a wunnerful Seketary Genral, aifinkso!
Kompleetlee awf thred…ai haz jus kom bak frum pikkin up mai trayne tikkits fer ridin into teh Boston Cheezmeet, ai haz a hayuge happee! Gonna be sew mush fun!
Unforshoonitlee it luuks lyke wee r in fer a horriblol heet waive, ai nawt tew guud wif taht
Ai’d votz fur smudgie! Smudgie wuz di furst lol I ebbur favrited!
Ai wud votes fur smudgie, tu. Ai knoes seh wud hold teh lien agenst teh fret ov unscooped goggies!
I will start rallying the manatee vote for Smudgie!
*swims away shouting “Vote for Smudgie!”
thankees – i has based my upcoming speech on hoomans speeches
(1) we needs change (2) my opponent drinkees his own bathwater (3) I is a maverik (4) we needs change
aifankyew
**Donatz change in piggee bankz tu smudgie**
**Sendz Merri Mausies owt tu standz on Cheezland kornerz wif signz dat say ‘Vote fur Smudgie’**
(Persunal notz: Ai tryd tu pozt anudder commint an itz “in moderashun”). Ai lukt & dunnot si anee bad wurdz or ennyfing. Duz ennywun kno wai dis happenz?)
dis be happinin a lawt laitlee, an ai kan neber figger owt wat is spose tew bee rong wif teh posts. mennee tymes dey neber sho up at awl.
Aifinkso teh cheeses hav teh filter set wayyyyy tew harshlee. Maibee iffen wee awl rite tew dem tehy will eeze up a bit?
Iffn dere be filter y nawt jus mispell owl da werds?
*swim swim swim swim*
Yes, bluesfan is right about that! I have been moderated many times recently, even when I was only trying to splash water with my flipper.
*sob* Why does the filter hate meeeee? *sob*
WI lubs u, Hug!
{{{Hugh_G_Manatee}}}
{{{HGM}}} Butt jus fink ob teh por sole who hadda progrim teh lolspeek filtur!
O Hugh, ur such a drama kween sumtymes!
*givs hughshmoo*
O teh dramanatee!
*snert*
Oh, I’M a drama queen? This from someone who needs the swooning couch at the very MENTION of Antonio Banderas??
*swims away in a snit*
O noze! U…U menshund himz!!
*epik swoooooon*
*slydes swoonin cowch undur bf*
Dis happend 2 meh a coupel ov tiems, wehn ai did nawt putz in emial adn webbsight, afinkso.
Fankz, BF473 and Meowmeowy! ai wuz goin tu pozt wun ub de alfabet fredz tu dress up de kitteh! Ai lubz doz. Mebee ai diz de lizt rong. will trai agin.
An it getz put intu moderashun agin! Ai gibz up. No dresz lizt fur mi…
Ai no canz dresz up de kitteh…
O wellz.
**Callz owt di merri mausies tu plai dresz up wif dem**
Aifink dat WP haz a durtee mynd an seez rood werds ware nun eggzist. Eben iffn a purrficklee innersent werd happins 2 hab sum letturs dat mite in sum meeninz be nawt az wite az teh dribben sno, den WP sez ‘U can’t sai dat heer’
yesh, it iz kinda owt uv kontrol!
Ai ritid 2 teh cheeziz ‘bowt it – dey noe dat we aer nawt happee soe praps dey wull maek WP eeze up a bit, ‘coz Aifink it maeks us see roodniss ware dere izn’t ennee wen we rite.
sumtymes yoo mite haff yoozed sumfin dey consydur nawty en teh middlol uv anuthur wurd.
U noze, ai lukd at mai udder pozts an ai DID haz a nawtee wurd in dere by akksident. Wuz a lolspeak mistayke!
**Goze tu washz mouf owt wif soapz**
yoo duzzent neads tu du dat! teh c wurd dat meens drinkies is nawt ay nawty wurd! issa gud wurd aifinkso!
*passis owt drinkies en fansee glassis*
ThankQ! Dat sopaz wuz NASTEE!
**Drinkies drink in wun gulp**
Mai hed iz spinnin nao…
Wheeee…
**hick**
Iz sillee iffn we haz 2 rite ‘hen’s daddee tayle’ fur teh mikst drinkies!
Ai willz hav tu rememburz dat wun! Maibe we shud add it tu de ‘offishul lolspeak bocabulary lizt’? Ai rememburz trippin obur dat sumwerz…
**rites ‘henzdaddeetayle’ daon fur fuchur referenz**
ThankQ Anni!
Oh noes! Hee, hee, hee – wuz it teh post were yu sedded teh kittehs shud run teh werld?
Maybe iz guvvermint skurity!
hmm…yoo mite bee ontu sumfin syns teh US prezident’s naym wuz alsew beeyin moduraytid.
I would certainly think so! Hmmph! Everyone knows that manatees should run the world!
O deerz! Ai am nao on di goggie watchz lizt! (Runzawaiwifakwikness)…
i has fownd one word which always goes to moderation. when i has rewritten comment exactly the same and spaced out the word i never has the problems. It is log with a ‘b’ at the front b l o g.
Wowz! A dressie-upz kitteh! Dis kitteh lukz berri relaxt in de dressie. Mus be usedt tu et! Wut elz shalz wi dressie dis pretteh kitteh in?
Angul wingz (wif halo…purfekt costum fur a basement kitteh)
Bridalz Dressie
Cocktayle Dressie
D…
(if dis showz up az duplikate pozt apologiez tu all. Et got put intu moderashun beforz).
Wowz! A dressie-upz kitteh! Dis kitteh lukz berri relaxt in de dressie. Mus be usedt tu et! Wut elz shalz wi dressie dis pretteh kitteh in?
Angul wingz (wif halo…purfekt costum fur a basement kitteh)
Bridalz Dressie
Coktayle Dressie
D…
(BTW: dis iz de therd tyme ai tridz tu pozt dis! Afinkso ai figgurd owt wut ai didz! Sorree ifn itz showz up az a duplikate pozt).
Well, der bee awl yoar moderashunz. Ai noes wy, cuz ai wuz moderatid wen ai sed shwimp XXXXtail. Dey du nawt lyke teh C wurd, eben wen spellified az yu didz.
duz dat meen wee shuld spel et “boichikintails”?
Yikz! An ai lernd sumphin todai. Ai will chek mai postz mor karefully nao. ThankQ
**Goze off tu dressz up de kitteh sum moar**
Doktor’s skrubs
Elolafant kostume
Fancee fringees
Goalee mask
H…
Hula skert
Irysh kloggz
Jumperz
K…
knitted sweater, pink ob course
lingerie
mens suit
noo high heels
…
opera-length strand of pearls
pea-coat, navy blue
quizzical clothes
rumpled gardening jeans
….
Opulint Opal nekkliss
Powder bloo pantaloonz
Qwilted cuvverlit
Red ridin hood (uv korse!)
S…
Silkee soft lingeree…
Teenie Weenie Bikeenie
Uniquee Deziner Dinnur Dressz
V…
Saylor soot
Tilted tawp hat
Undeez (teh laycee kynd)
V…
Veri eggspensiv ebneeng gaon
Wetwetwetsoot fur daiveeng
X-rai spektakolz
Y…
Velvit vest
Wooly sokks
Xtra layerz fer wintur
Yello rayneslikker
Zebra stryped hammer pants!
Wheee! Ai gotz mai alfabet dressup fur teh kitteh! ThankQ eberywun fur playin wif me!
is the ICHC run by FCC?
Not AFAIK.
Not AFLAK? Tahts guud tehn.
wat does this even meen???
It’s Madame Butterfly! She’s a resident of Save the Animals Foundation! A very sweet girl!
u be haffing noe wurriz. i leev lyke dat awl teh tyme lil kitteh. iz veeri cumfterbul and fwuffiez.