
so this is the famous ‘string’ you keep getting on about? and what happens now?
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so this is the famous ‘string’ you keep getting on about? and what happens now?
Picture by: Dougie Caption by: Chris10a via Advanced Lol Builder
Wat duz it du?
Congarats tew anni an willy boy!
Awl Goggie Vuvuzela Marchin Band plais the Rockee theem
*parp parp paaaaaaaaarpity paaaaaaaarp*
It juss lyez der, tawnting u…
Ohai Everypeeps – Puddin me fur buttin in; Ai wonts to tell yu Ai is takin part in teh Race for Life: Issa nanyule fun draser fur Cancer Research UK. Yooshally, it’s a 5km corse butt(!) tihs yeer som venyoos is doin 10km, an taht’s wot Ai is doin. Ai is wolkin, nawt runnin, cos Ai is nawt a loud to run, on payn ob….payn! Plus, Ai is rubbish at runnin! Ai kno tyms is hard but plees fish doun teh bak ob teh sofar an see if yu can spayr som pennees. And Ai kno it’s a Brit chariddy but cancer docs R verree gud at shayrin so teh treetments an eben cyurs Cancer Research UK fynd will be yoosed awl ober teh whirld!
Mai sponsor payj is h ttp://www.raceforlifesponsorme.org/ruthajames
Mynd teh gap!
Ai is well awn teh wai to meetin mai targut, fanx to teh Cheezeeps – an a speshul fanx to teh lurkers hoo has gibbed £100!!! – Awl teh Cheezpeeps, togevver, has, sofa, raysed neerly HALF ob teh munnees! If Ai can reech mai targut ob £500 bai Mundane mornin, Ai myt has to rayse teh bar!
If yu kno sumwun affekted by cancer plees sponsor me, or help yur local cancer chariddy, wiff tym or munnees.
Kthxbaisponsorme!
An, assa reward, heer is sum ukulelelelelelees, an som lubbly singinging
shal wee stroll two teh Ty Bootike anni?
wee kin sipp sum tee an sea wut noo kitteh tois dey haz
Gud eye deer!
wut happenz tew deerz wiff bad eyez?
Dunno, butt(!) Iz opto mystic somfinl happun venni soon.
Ludz leik kitteh iz n joying da Lumdun heetwaib wif Anni. naawt!
yur theoree haz a not
Ur lojik is tanglold.
relativlee speekin…
Ur wits has unravlold.
mai brane hertz two
Adn nao we yoozes it tu formyoolayt a noo feery ob teh yoonibers!
sew if ai pulls on it, wil teh yoonibers unrable?
Sownds lyke a innerestin egsperimint. Gib it a try!
onlee if it gets mii owt ov wurk for teh rest of teh day!
Wel kitteh, iffen u doan want it ai dew!
*batbatbatbatbatbatbat*
*rushez in besyd bf*
Me tuu, ai wants tu play! *bat-bat-grab-pull-backflipjump-pownse!*
*wigglol wigglol wigglol wif de string*
*wigglol-wigglol-wigglol wiff teh iyez watchin A1 wigglol wiff teh string*
*wigglol wigglol wigglol wif de tayle*
*butt-wigglol-wigglol-wigglol-ob-doom*
*wigglol wigglol wigglol moovs frum de tayle down an fruu to de frunt feetsez*
*iis getz skwinty*
*run-run-pownse-barehugnekkbyte-rollobertugebber-rasslol!*
*grabbity-huggity-rollingrollingrolling-growling-tanglold togevva wif AP & string*
Nao we pownsez awn it! Adn chaysez it! Adn pull-tug-rasslol it!
Ai hurd a feery abowttit wunse upon a tiem, aifink.
Sumfin bowt elebenty dimenshunz awl kurld up insyd. Sleepin, aifink.
Nawt shur — it wuz tiem fur lunch & ai wuzzint bery focused.
ht tp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7rlOSjpIbFs
From an old TTI comedy show. Mind the gap!
Dats verri funni anni. Yoo muss hab a gud memri.
Ai seed it wen it wuz showed awl dem yeerz ago! an it wuz a famblee joek, ‘coz mai huzbing cudn’t bare 2 frow ennee string awai eben bits 2 smawl 2 be ennee yoose!
Ai seed it wen it wus furst shoen too – Ai wus verre lidl; jussta behbeh, rly. *ahem*
Ob corse not.
Dis wos a reeply to anni, nawt roodness to Ambercat.
Ai’m a frayed knot!
Butt (!) I wanna mowse! Anna squiggly werm anna nom, pleeze!
*batbatbatbatbat* tanglols in tayle, bunnehkikobdoom* runsawfwifakwik* Oh, dats wot iz for
ai lubz teh bunnehkikobdoom!!! aifinkso teh kittehz luuk sew kyoot win dey due dat!
ai du 2 ! Itz mai faborite kitteh thing tu watsch!
Mah faborite kitteh fing to watsch iz a kitteh warshin himz/hur faec.
I ar not impressed
et leest nawt wile yur wachin meh….
laiter ai wil rassle, pouncntwirl & frow et inna air til dat ebil yelolw snaik iz dedified
prolly inna midlol ob nite…roun too oklok oar sew
then I will run around like a crazy kitteh and land on your tummy while U is asleep
kitteh knoez string theory
heers teh burfday fairy to say HAPPEE BURFDAY to Dahson, Drea6, radairc, an Peg4x4 an evreewun else hoo haz a burfday today! i haz bringd yummy fudjy burfday caeks, strawberry shortcaeks wif wippy creem, iskreem, sparkly party punch, fansee shiny party hats, an goodie bags filled wif wind-up dansing toy horsies, yoyos taht glo in teh dark, kandee, an sparkly smiley-face stikkers!
an a big swish ob teh burfday wand to making all yor burfday wishes come troo!
———-***¤¤¤¤жжжж٭٭*******¤¤¤¤жжжж٭٭*******¤¤¤¤жжжж٭٭****
The Kafleen the Donkey Burfday Song:
It’s yer burfday
an dats wunnurmuss
it’s yer burfday, it’s troo!
ebben doe deres
uddurs sharin it
dere is onlee WUN SPESHUL U!
oh oh oh! an i had a speshul rekwest for a happee burfday to anjielovj’s kitteh sparkle (
a munf ago
burfday fairy needs to chekk her messijes more offen
) happe 3-yeer-old burfday, sparkle!
———-***¤¤¤¤жжжж٭٭******¤¤¤¤жжжж٭٭******¤¤¤¤жжжж٭٭****
Happee Burfday ebbereebuddye – speshully Peg…Hava grate won!!!
*calls owt lowdlee*
Happy Burfday Peg4x4
*putz on fansee shiny party hat eben tho shee noes shee luks sillee*
*helps selb tu plaet ov strohberry shortcaeks wif wippy creme and iskreem*
Nowun will myned if ai hab bofe, will day, it is a sillybrayshun afta awl.
And, ob corse, Happy Birfdae tu Dahson & Drea6 & radairc tuu.
Thanks muchly Burfday Fairy, AnemoneOne and all. ICHC always brings the happy
Arrrgh! Ebil string! Ebil! Git it! (pownse-bat-bat-jump-pownse) Ebil! Byte it!
This kitty is not impressed… yet.
My excitement is palpable. No, really. Your string has enriched my life.
Fankies everybody.. I’de love some strawberry shortcake and birfdaykake and icecream ana toy horsie for company ana purple birfday hat wif tinsle on top!!
Happy birfday to all…..**
ooooo! u luuk luvvley in taht purplol hat! Happee birfdai!
String? I fout dat wuz Just a theory?
waerz teh resst ob teh yarn?
ai watnz tew heer tehh rest ob teh storee!
Happee Caturday Eve everbuddee..
What is it you doing? Owr hooman having pizza and salad but not eeting teh salad. We kittehs is having mainly toona….
ai wuz habbink rosst beefz-flabbured ramen furr brekkfust/lunnch…abowt an howur ago…..adn iz awlmoast 6 inn the ebbenink!
ai ar stil et teh pleh wurks….
onlee wun n hafs owur left tho….
wun owur twennynien minutes…
…..
donut weree….afturr dis, iz teh weekedn, startink wiff Caturdai!!
Luks just lik mi kitty! Ati tud and awl!
Wow, this is scary. Not only did I have a cat that looked just like that, but I had a rug that looked just like that.
However I don’t remember having a string that looked like that. Therefore I can only surmise that the picture taker is me from an alternative stringy universe.
What happens now, is we burn that god-awful rug!
omg i have that rug O_O
lol that is sooo typical of my sister’s cat pepper.