Fluffy’s writing career
Fluffy’s writing career …was difficult from the very start.
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Hao yu uze dis fing?
Congrats, ‘Niser. Ur messij shoed up affer myne!
Thx anni!! Butt (!!)……doan yu meen befoar??
Noe, mai messij lukked liek ai had tawp spot, den wen Ai rifroshed, urs wuz ahedd uv it!
Happins awl teh tiem laytlee!
Wat a cloes raiz! Ai wud sey con-wet-shulashuns too both of u
Ohhh, dat’s nawt fare!! Stoopie wp, messin wif teh LOLs agin.
Woot woot! Congratshmilashuns, Niser! U leed teh freewai tie!
Yay, hooray, onlee mai sekkund nawt sekkund!!
*Dans, dans, danses teh cyoot wittlol tortee kitteh dans*
Noe ‘pozablol fummz!
Noe fumbs!
GMTA, yu tu!!
GMTA!
Hee hee.
Ware’z teh sunshyne gon? Iz a prittee kitteh tho!
Ai lyk dis kitteh – himz saying “Nyah” tu teh werld. Ai kin sai taht tu werk foar a wiel.
Did u sort owt teh tikkit prollem?
Sawt ov. Haftu go awn awl mai bookinks an chaynj frum pikk up in orto masheen tu cullekt at tikkit desk. Muss probide licens an ID an if teh tikkit purrson lieks meh tehy wil gib meh a tikkit.
Wil tayk me a wiel tu chaynj tehm awl.
Bedder du taht nao, tehn pakk!!
See u sune! In purrsun!
Ohai OCM
donut fergit tu ritin mai tellingbone nummer onna pees ob paypa [borrwo de kittehs pen] an leev jus de nummer an yore naem in yore caysis in case dey getts lost on de jerney. An rite it down an keep it in yore purse tuu, in case yoo needs to fone sumwun.
Ai am bakk! Ai hav fixified teh trayn tikkit prollem (ai hoep)(ai did wat tehy sed tu du) an pakkt mai bags!!
Grate fur chuuing tho.
Oar battin rownd teh floorz!!
Oar skittring acraws teh floar!
Till it goez unner teh frij!
Tu joyn teh uvver elebenty fings!
Trys en lurnz! Is no diffy-kult
Wun thing to lurns iz you gotz to point the loaded end away from you. Grand riting rule: The riter is not the riting surrface.
Iz wraited on mahself menny taimes. Iz fun
torti bebbeh izza teh kyoot!! happee Friedeggdai eberywun!!
stoopy ‘pozzablol fumbz!
So many pens and pencils and paper
But I got no ideas in my little brain
So many dang white blank sheets of paper
How I wish I could rite dees pomes again!
I sits and I thinks and I sits some more
But words dey don’t come so I sigh
And chew on the ends of my pencils and pens
And dis is what I finally decide:
I won’t be a real life poet – I won’t
I won’t suffer dry spells no more
I will sits on my fuzzy lil butt all da day
Cause I turned my fun into a chore!
But wait! Dat gives an idea I like!
I could write about how I can’t write!
But, no, that doesn’t seem so very good
Lemme give this pencil one more bite!
scuze mii? ai can has inturupshun to poll teh peeps? Haow soon shud a boi kitten see teh V– for teh snip-snip Sir Jury? Kvn came to us frum to huuman sosighetee alreddee done, and Oscr’s foster mom sed 4-5 munfs, but mai V– sez 9 munfs, wich seems rellee long. (Oscr’s 3 munfs naow)
Ennee thots?
kthx!
ai had mai TJ done at 6 monfz (hur issa gurl) datz whut mai V-E-T sed tu due.
Aifink 6 munfs iz abowt rite fur bois 2
Teh shelta wear ai got mai too bois larst yeer sed iffn tehy ar moar tahn 1kg it iz okay. Sew tehy did bofe, wun at 5 munfs an wun at 3. Ai waz sir prized, butt(!) parentlee fings haz chaynjd.
thx ebrybuddy!
*luks at The Creechur as it stalks Kvn,and tehn luks at calendur*
alla my vets haz said no later dan 6 months. Aftur dat, dey tend to keep “tom kat” behaviors. Sum vets say as young as 6 weeks – but aifinkso dats way way way to young.
…kawnstentlolee sydetrakkeded bai teh OOH! SHINEY!! fings.
Once apon a timez there was…….
The All Goggie Vuvuzela Marching Band parades through Cheeseland
*paaaaaaarp paaaaaaaaarp PAAAAAAAARP*
/lolspeek awf/ May I have your attention please? Announcing final details for the
*BOSTON CHEESEMEET*
July 6th, 2010
If anyone else is interested please let us know ASAP. There are two places to connect with us:
McGann’s Irish Pub, 197 Portland Street
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Unique Kitty, Plasticat, Minervamachine and her housemate are driving in and will proceed directly to McGann’s, at 11:00 AM.
or
Boston North Station
TD Banknorth Garden
135 Causeway Street
On the concourse where the trains come in (street level) is very limited food court (don’t worry, we’re not eating there
). There is an open counter McDonalds, right across from it are a few tables and a podium/kiosk for trolley tours. This is the meeting spot.
Catena and I are meeting there at 10:45 AM, then we will proceed to McGann’s, which is only a few minutes walk away.
If anyone else is considering joining us please leave a message on my profile page or you can email me at my screen name @yahoo.com. Please put Boston Cheesemeet in the subject line, otherwise, if I don’t recognize your name it will get deleted. Thank you-that is all.
All Goggie Vuvuzela Marching Band disappears into the sunset
*PAAAAAAAARP paaaaaaaaaarp
sorry, I should have said…plans from that point are open, we will discuss it at the meet, but may include a trolley tour or whatever sounds fun. I will have to be back at the station aprox. 4:45 to catch my train home but that gives us several hours anyway!
Ob coarse dis kitteh cannut rite! Her has no tale!!!
Awl rite…wich uv u haz stolen kittehs tale? U giv it bak rite naow!
Of course she has^^ But I mentioned that it seems like that, too.
“It was a dark and stormy—”
(crosses it out)
Naw it wasn’t. “It was a nice aferntoon.”
Yay! (Tightens anti-splort gear)