
U sez we wuz gonna have a romantic ebening, but u fallz usleep evytime.
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U sez we wuz gonna have a romantic ebening, but u fallz usleep evytime.
Picture by: dunno source Caption by: annief
Stay on yer own side.
Married cat is married.
Nuffin nu wif dat.
U mite lern to appreciate dat, kitteh.
FIPO!!!!!!!
Ohai,{{{{{pj}}}}}}} Just snugul in fur a nais kwiet ebening bai da teebee liek ebree uvvur nite. Letz get us sum gud nomz fur da lawng hall b twene nawo nd sleep in da bed tiem aftur da slepe awn da cwoch tiem
Ohai, {{{{{ladymonde}}}}} I finxo popcorms b gud snugul on da cwoch fuds.
Purrrfek! nd sum wut tu drinkz? I goze tu maik sum naow. b bak laiturz.
Ibrings som peenk lemonaid. Wared she go? *Leeve peenk lemonaid on th3 tablol for anyone who wants som.
hoorai!
*drinkz sum*
Ohai, {{{{{ns}}}}}}}} gud tu se yu heer fur da berry kwiet lait afturnune. ebreewunz msut be playing sumwares els. Grab sum nomz nd setul in. Ai dowt ennywunz eben at the booteak oar nb rite naow.
Ai iz (nawt sew) payshuntlee waytin fur mah werk day to be ober. Ai jus solved a meedyum-difficultee sudoku on mah phone. Ai haz a bored.
Mebbe ai kin dukk owt soon.
oh ai iz sew sowwry NS win du u git off?
Ai onlee haz 15 minnitz to go nao!
Ai kin mayk it dat lawng.
yay!! u can due dat easee!!
Woot — tiem to go!
Ebbreewun haz a grayte weeek-week-weekend!
sleepyz IZ romantik
mebbe dis vuvuzela wilz waeks u up… bbBZZzzZztt!!
aiz awaek nao!!
*Pokes* How bowt now?
fur shore nao!! *hedbonks* u awaek?
I awaek. Let’s stay up all nite watchin movies an playin video games. *Pokes* U still awaek?
wut? videyo gaemz?
sowdnz gud…
Oh, I dunno, somfing bloodee an violent…Watcha got?
hmmm…ai dunnoez…
erm.. lemme chek… pekman… urm, nop, souper mareo bros,,, nah… will poekmon 2 do?
hmmm….ai dunfinksew…butt (!) den agen, datz teh tyep dat ai has annewaez…
Does you has da Wii?
Noep…ai gottz a nintendoe DSi XL….itt hazza bigg screenn…
nope, ai tooked a leek b4 wii left.
waet…yoo taked teh wii? lukkee…ai wishez ai hadded wun…
You shud has summore lemmingaid.
ai thotted att nawt-secund datt yoo wuz tallkin abowt dat sitee inn russha…lenningrad, aifinksew?
annewaez….*drinkz sum moar lemminaid*
aktchulolee, a feyoo daiz abo, ai hadded dis limeaid…adn itt wuz kwite gud, adn apparentlee, wuz ratthurr eezee tew maek, azz itt neededed lesss shugurr adn stuffz…
CARP!
nestink fayl…agen!
annewaez, dis wuz suppozed tew bii undurr mai owwn cawmint abowt teh lemminaid…
When Iz said that I wanted to sleepz wid Uz, dis ar nawt whut I had in mind
Butt(!) at leest U won’t bee up tew ur eerz in bebbeh kittehs tew munths laytur!
ai haz a hed-ake
***gigglolz** dat wuz funnee
**beeg floofy whyte kitteh comez in an hieds unner teh bed**
ohai rhsb u okai? why iz u hidin?
{{{{redd}}}} You can has hugs.
Fanks, frenz.
Iz been a ruff week. Plus, I hadda tayk teh gurlz to teh v-e-t dis moarnin (bug man caem 2day) so dere nawt hoam tonite. I miss my bebbehs! Teh howse iz too kwiet.
{{{{{redd}}}}} ai iz sew sowwry ai can onlee emajin hao kwiet yoar home iz
{{{rhsb}}}
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*snerk*
Yer snoring.
am nawt! dat wuz nawt a snoar! dat wuz a snerk…wutebbur datz suppozed tew bii…a smilol adn a smirk?
I could’ov sworn I herd somfing.
mebbeh sumbuddeez playink a bideyo gaem?
ai snerkeded, butt nawt snoredd….
We haz become a boring married cupple
we neber do anyfing fun
*sigh*
teh rohmanse is ovur.
And teh remorse is juss beginnin.
♪♫ rah ra ra ra rats!
meow meow meow meow meow! ♪♫♪
not want baaaaad romans!
Bud, izn’t taht Romanze? Thye iz slepping togever, nawt talking, tu much, wile on teh cowch, prolly wiv teh TB on tu.
u mait be ryte… izza tren fur owld cuppels, aifinkso… grandpapa kitteh sleping on teh cowch whayl grandmama kitteh wachuz teh telly.
shur hurz nawt jusst sleepin wiff hurr eyez opun?
U pykd up awn taht tu? Definutlee boi kitteh iz kongkd owt wun adn grrl kitteh wif teh dizzapoyntmint awn hur swete littol faes.
hmmm…datt duz seem tew bii teh caes….
ai sed hurr wuz sleepin…
sounds like something AI Pullz!
iz funeez hao u kan tel wifowt lukin at teh uvur end.
Onoes! Nesting FAIL! Wuz suppozd tu bii repli to DK @ 9:59.
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