
I just feel that it’s apropriate to tell you: When you get undressed at night… I’m there… Watching.
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I just feel that it’s apropriate to tell you: When you get undressed at night… I’m there… Watching.
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filming an takin notes, tu!
Congrats, catena – u crept in affer it lukked liek a fibe-wai tye!
wurd pretzel has been doin dat lately, ai notis! It makes wun doubt yer own memory or eyes an leeds to much shakin of heds.
tanx. aiz urned eet!
*preens*
das okay. We iz AWL goin to the tye bootique. Der is ice creem!
Congrats Carosue!
fank yu. It iz mai day orf or ai wud nawt be heer.
juss pls nawt tu poastify teh flim on teh inturtoobs.
An wat haz been seen……
cannot be unseen!
an yu is NAWT taht syz ennemor!
ah, but who iz? Nawt even kitteh!
Yabbut mai furz still fits.
Mai skin still fits – wull, it’s a bit rinklold in plaesis….
so yu is cleerly smawller tah yu wus!
Ai’ll trie 2 conbinse teh doktur dat iz troo!
An heer’s toodai’s ukulelelelelele offrin, in retern fur peeps chekkin owt mai fun drayse payj at ht tp://www.raceforlifesponsorme.org/ruthajames
Mynd teh Gap
Teh fings ai has seen… cannot be unseen.
eii bleech pleez…………………
Wutz bin seen kinnawt be unseen.
We haz a multiplol GMTA!
Beddur cuvver up!
Creepy Cat… Creeps. And Crepes.
Mmmm…. crepes.
Oh Nightshayde!!! u b habbing deh pay triotic abatart!!! skwweeeee!!
A troo Peeping Tom!
den ai postz awn teh faisbuk. wif tagz.
dis remindz me of a moovie dat I can’t remember the title of. Hmmm…. soemthing abowt vampires I think…. hmmmm…….
Nope. Can’t remember.
Mai deer hyoomin.
Ai fanks u foar awl u duz foar meh, lyke probydin gushifuds adn snorglols adn nip-toyz adn such.
Howebber, ai feels u shud be informd dat teh aktibiteez u performs awn a regyoolur baysis ar offin inkomprehensiblol tu kittehz ob reezunublol mynd, adn sumtymz kross teh bowndury ob deesinsee.
Foar egzamplol, teh dayly stripping awf ob ur funkeh-fur kubberings adn subsekwint re-attachmint ob alturnits soaly tu altur ur kullering oar oberawl shayp is disgusting adn horriffik.
Adn teh praktiss ob subjekting ur denoodid skin tu blasts ob waddur, or wurs yet teh immersifikayshun beneef itz surfiss, is shokking beyond beleef.
Ai is skarrd frum hazzing tu witniss deez adn obber rityooalistik perberzhuns, adn wud urjintleh rekwest dat u sees adn desist deez insayn behayvyoorz adn tayk up gud kitteh habits.
Fankeez.
berry berry gud!!!!! trooly wunnermus!! !!
not to menshun wut yoo duz to my giant speshul bowl ob water.
didnt anywun teech yoo to yooze a litterbox?
*APPLESAWSEAPPLESAWSE!!!!!!!!!!!!*

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Yu iz rite! It iz diskusting adn horrific. Sew, to sabe hoomanity from izself, I heerby ask awl kittehs to aktibly prebent deez acts ob self-destruktion. Pleeeze! Fink ob teh Hoomins!
Mai deer dahlink kitteh
Yore werry welkum fur de gushifuds, an ai lubs playin wiv de nip-toyz, an lublublubz gibbin yoo de snorgols. Yoo haz such sawft an snorgellishus bellehfloof.
Ai am verri verri sorree tu hab corsed yoo enni dis dress ore dis cumfit wif regard to mai barf room actibitees. Butt(!) ai feel dat ai muss explane de whifoars.
Az yoo nose, ai r a hoomin an nawt a kitteh an dere are inheerent desine flores in mai fizziclol form. De benny fitt ob habin oppozablol fumbs is cansild owt by utther shortkummings in de limm areya.
De wun an biggisst prollem is ai cannawt reech de partz ov mee dat needz kleenin enny utha wai dan wif de sope an wet stuff. Ai duzznawt hav de graseflolness dat yoo haz. Ai duzznawt hav de bendeeness day yoo haz.
Pluss, ai hab tried de kleening by tung method dat yoo yuse, an altho de arm dat ai kleened wos okay ai haz a feelin dat utha parts wud hab a flavur – an nawt nessisserrillee a gud flavur.
So, ai sujjest a compromyse deerist kitteh. From now on, aifink dat it wud be betta if yoo du nawt inflict de site ob mai rityoo awl dunking an ablooshuns an onlee enter dat area ob de howse wuns ai hab finished de woshing ob de boddee.
Wif regard tu de matta ob de klothing dat yoo fined so confoosloling, mai ai remynd yoo dat wifout de dailee donning of de klothing ai lukks berry mush liek de kitteh frum de 6.ooam LOL. Aifinkso dat yoo wuud agree dat it is nawt a guud luk on kitteh oar hoomin. An dat altho yoo mite fined de swopping ov funkeh-fur kubberings twies daylee to be distaystflol, itz betta dan de alturnatib.
Wif lotsa lub an snorglols XXX OOO XXX
Yore hoomin
wy da ge-nius bitz happon wen ai’m nappin, er (ai meanz tew sai) workin? Heeheeheeeheee!
Mai deer hyoomin.
Fankeez foar teh egsplaynifyin. Ai nebber reelyzd teh sufferingz u goez fru hazzing a bodee wiff such dezyne flaws, adn teh mentul angwish u is subjekted tu bai knowing u is so inferiyur tu us kittehz.
Ai will duz mai beff tu aboyd introoding awn ur hyoomilyating richyooulz ob compensayshun. Ai is saddend dat u has tu rezort tu teh waddur-torchur-playse tu bekum kleen, adn can oanly hoap ur mynd is suffishuntleh
flawdstrukshurd in its oan partikulur way tu akkommodayt teh daylee horrorz ob innundayshun.Lykewyze, am ai tu unnerstand dat teh remoobal ob teh fyber-woben furless-compensating artiklols (dis “klothing” u refurz tu) doez nawt inbolb paynful ripping ob teh skinz, adn teh re-attachmint ob replaysmint kloths is lykewyze paynless adn sumfing u has grown akkustumd tu?
If so, ai is willing tu grant u teh freedum tu do so in mai prezenss wiffowt feer ob damajing mai mentul helf adn sensibiliteez.
Agen, fankeez foar teh egsplanayshunz, adn kno dat ai, tuu, enjoy teh tyme we spend tugebber wiff pets adn snorglols adn teh nebberending attakkificayshun ob teh nip-toyz. Juss tryz tu keep teh kissin tu a minimum, k?
Yor ebber lubbin kitteh.
Mai deer dahlink kitteh
ai m humblolld bai yore jenerossittee, an will du mai bestest tu be wurthee ob yoo.
Wif hugz an snorglols onlee, ai sabes de kissis fur anutha tiem.
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Yore evvagrateflol hoomin
*purrrr-hedbonk-anklolrub*
ge-nuiz!
Dat. was. Bootiful!! ^^ It olmost mayd meh criy.
0_0
Trooly trooly is a wunnerment haow deh kittehs libs wif uz! Ai nebber fort of awl dat horrificable eggsposhur to kittehs ayz wen we hoomins bafs adn showas!
Wil reely trai bery hadr too pertect mai kitteh in deh footshur
**nodz**
ai used tu wundurz sumtymez why mai bebbehz twry tu poke dere ieyess owt win dey seez mii git outta teh showerz, den wun dai ai luuked inna meeror anna twryed tu poke mai own ieyess owt!!!
Welllll……tew bee phair, us hyoomins alwso haz to put up wif sutch fings az kitteh likkin her butt(!) in teh middlol uv teh flor whenebber hur wantz….duz nawt mattur if Ai’m eetin dinnur, watchin teh TV, oar anyfing elss.
Horkin up teh harblols iz nawt alwaiz sew dayntilee dun, eevur….tew say nuffin uv teh “skritch, skritch, skritch” uv litrbawks ack!tibitieez and teh reezulting…..er….fraygrantz (nawt sew grate, akshully).
Aifinkso teh skalez are akshully awlmost balintzed. UMMV.
heers teh burfday fairy to say HAPPEE BURFDAY to West_River_Rat an lazykhefui an evreewun else hoo haz a burfday today! i haz bringd by speshul rekwest (last yeer) ob west river rat, PI! all kinds ob pi’z. applol, cherry, berri, applol crambery, cocomut creem, choklit creem, bananananana creem, punkin, peech, pecan, rayzin, lemming, any kind ob pi yoo can fink ob, teh burfday facotry pi baker can bake i! also iskreem, sparkly party punch, cawfee an hot choklit wich iz speshuly gud wif pi, baloloons, an goodie bags filled wif glo-in-teh-dark frizbeez, wind-up dansing lukky troll dollz (teh gud kind wif brite-colurd hair), kandee, an sparkly flying sawser stikkers!
an a big swish ob teh burfday wand to making all yor burfday wishes come troo!
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The Kafleen the Donkey Burfday Song:
It’s yer burfday
an dats wunnurmuss
it’s yer burfday, it’s troo!
ebben doe deres
uddurs sharin it
dere is onlee WUN SPESHUL U!
Ohai an hippo burdiez to WWR!!!! an lazykhefui two!!!
*taik peas ob bananankreme pi*
*nom, nom, nom*
ohhh! pi!!!!
ohh kinky
…watching…and laughing.
Iz no likeez crazy beeeches.
I’z wachin yu likez Dedward. Iz evl Twilite readin kitteh.
Hum… do you know that it’s a female cat ?
I lurvs lolspeex but pweez ethur lolspeex all teh wai or uz teh spelzchekx. Kthxbai.
u iz doin it rite!