
Y u no slipz in2 sumfin nice, laik unconshuzness
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Y u no slipz in2 sumfin nice, laik unconshuzness
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ai c u!
u r weigh 2 klose. stepz bak an den wheel talk.
Concatulayshuns, Noodle! Yoo haz a so low!
fankz kemysterytcr!
iz onli mi secund nawt secund solo ebber.
da drinkz r on mi!
Drinkz awn yu? Yu needz a towel?
bedder bring seberal. da libachuns r flowin freeli tonite.
OhAI noodle!! Yur very nawt second solo ebber???
Whoooo HOOOOOO!!!
*porez moar drinks awn noodle*
Heer! Ai hav an extree Hundert Dollar Towel yoo can has!
*pat pat pat dry dry dry*
There!! Ai fixt it!
PS – those were teh wunderful chonklit martoonees. Purrhaps we shud awl drink sum ov them nao. There ar lots moar awn teh tayblol ober there.
ohai jch4k!
dere’z plenti 4 ebberi1. da chonklit martoonez r specul gud tonite.
fankz 4 da towel *dries off* an aweigh whee go!
Taykes uh choklit martooni
*clink!!*
Happytayl Furssday, almoast FriedEgg ebberywun!!
*skampurrz obbar tew JCH4K*
*boop!*
*skampurrz awff*
I will ina minuet!
aiz redi 2 go dans dans dansin da minuet wiff u. due u hab ur powdered whig?
BOOPS teh Kittehs Noze *** BOOP!!!***
boopz back twice… boop boop
BOOOP!s gray kitteh on teh nose!
*boopz gammacat an catslave*
oooh did sum1 boopz u. jus like betti alweighs sed ‘boop boop be doop boob.’
*boops! noodle and catslave on teh nose*
BOOP!
*gigglol*
lukz like a menage a trois boop fest. wear’s da udderz?
whee 3 r redi 2 take on awl hoo pass on bi.
lines up nightshayde an kemestry tcr an grantski.
boop boop boop on dere nozes. *runz aweigh wif qwiknis*
*Chaysez aftir noodle an batbatbatz at hur tail*
*runz under da bunsun burnor* da kemtcr wud nebber luk in her chemlab.
Kairful nawt tu sinje yur fir.
*Finks uv awl teh trubl a kitteh kud get intu in teh kem lab*
*Shuddrz*
Boops Noodle! tries runnin away wif a quickness but tripsz ober teh cooked noodlez….
da slippri noodelz getz tangled in awl da cheeze peepz. da hole group iz slipin n slidn.
…..*snerk*
okaiz….
*goez obbar tew corunur*
y did da lobely draconic kitteh hed obber 2 da corunerz office?
didid her hab an axident?
Heez ded, Jim.
oh no bones!
oopz…ai ment cornur….
….:oops:
an ai had plannd a beautimous service 4 draconic kitteh. *kwickly kallz 2 c iffin ai kan get a refund 4 da elebenti monies 4 da service*
*shiftee eyez* ai’lol taek teh munneez…
But den we will hass tu keel u.
oh….
nebbur mynd den…
Sumwun mayd a boob boo ….
* BOOPs Noodlol
*
*boopz thymez elebenti on pousinboi*
* Slipz awn a boop-pruuf hed-gard *
* Luuks araond to Boop Noodlol agenn butt(!) teh helmutt iz tuu hebby*
*hedbattz poussinboi’z helmutt*
*afturr helmutt fawlz awff, boopz noes*
*skampurrz awff*
Ow, Ow, Ow, Ow, Ow !!!
* Wundaz if him can get reefunned awn de fektib hellmut *
* Runzawaywifakwikness *
*runz afturr*
*boop!*
*runz awff*
*kreepz upp beehynd noodle*
*reechez arownd, boopz noes*
*runrunrunz awai wiffa kwikkness*
ai c boop peeple ebberywear. da hole gang iz runnin in circelz boopin faster den ai ebber thot possibel.
ai wundr hoo started diz boopin bizness. *luks up thred*
it wuz catslave! fallow mi. it’z tyme 2 gib catslave a gud threshing. *runz like da wind*
*Yoinks sleepeh silver bebbeh out ov harms way*
We goes take a snorglol nap.
*poekz hedd inn*
*boopz pj perry’z noes*
*runz awff tew joyn noodle*
We has maus tu fank for it orijinulleh. Tuuk awf lyke wyldfyre.
ai nebber gotz 2 meet maus. iffin u c him, tell himz noodel sayz hay maus. an gib him a boop frum mi.
*TAG!*
*skampurrz awff*
Yup! It wuz indeed Maus hoo did it.
*sniff* Ai wish he cud come bak.
Maybee we cud hav a toast to Maus?
*rayses chonklit matroonee glass* To MAUS!!
May hee live lawng an prospurrrr.
*Razes glass*
Tu Maus…..wareebber himz maye bee.
*Teers upz*
Ai lubs yu, man!!
Ohai, ‘Niser!
*Boop!*
*runz awai*
Ohai tu yu, DK!!!
Boop, boop!!
*Dubblol boops an runsawaiwifaskwikness*
*runz obbar*
*triplol boopz ‘Nisers noes*
*runz adn hydes sumplayse*
* PB tihnks ob a rye reap lie butt(!) leeves it fallow *
Oh, cmon!!! Letz hab it!!
Hay, PB, iz mornin der?
*Twiez tu rap hurz hed arownd dis fing*
Itz nite heer. Ai think ai haz to go to bed nao.
Purrrrhhaps awl teh *boops* ar a grate sleeping aid??
No, wuz tiem tu rice n shien lawng ago !!
It’z wun pm awn eest-coste OZ nd eleben am awn wesd-coste !
Nite, JCH4K!! Ai muss tern in soonz maiseff. Cannut wayte tu meetz yu at teh cheezmeet!!!
Soe….iz FriedEgg der, PB?
Taht’s rite
!!
Ohhh, teh whirlled clok….izza tuff consept!!
pb, yoo is sew lukky it beeyun Friedegg fur yoo.
iz stillz Furzdai fur meh…
Yez, itz cloaser tu Catterday
!!
Happee FriedEgg, PB!! Wee wil awl joyn yu soonz enuff!
onlee 25 moar minnitz!
Yez, wi lib in teh fyootcha heer
!!
* egsept fur Nyu Zeelund *
wayt furr itt….40 secundz…
30 secundz….
10 secundz…
iz midnite!
iz nao fraidai!
Welkom tu teh prezzent !! * Gibz DK a prezzie *
o boi!
wut izzit?
*opunz prezunt kwikklee*
Wi mite kum a cropper tryeng tu gib Catslave a threshing
!!
o boi!
wutt izzit?
*openz prezzunt kwikklee*
hmmm…nestink fayl…
Yoo hab to luuk in heer:
ht tp://www.daleysfruit.com.au/fruit%20pages/Pitaya.htm
Huh….sownds liek ann inturestinng plant….
Let sleeping rye reaps lie??
LOL!! Taht’s just plane silleh!
hmmmmm, ai fink ai soy u da udder dai. wuz dat u wheating 4 da buss?
Ar yoo trying to get a rice out ov PB??
Nite, Janet !! Yoo bi feline semolinastic ?? Sleap wel
!!
No !! Ai gawt a bran nyu biek helmutt !! Ai had mai sycle
oooh, pb….
ai thot u wuz weeding a deere john lettr. u luked sew sod 2 mi.
wayt…wut abowt datt lawmowurr companee?
AFTUR u feedz meh. Nawt befoar. Gottit?
an make it snapper.
Snarkee kitteh iz snarkee
I can wear wut I want, thank you very much! And I doubt unconshuzness would look very good
It cud bi unconscionable beehaiv-yer !!
This is a hypnotic cat! It Looks more fuzzy than furry!
luk in2 mi ais. u r gettin sleepi…
boop boop abigailz noze.
*sneekz upp*
*boop!*
*skampurrz awff*
Boops Abigail’s Noze! BOOOOP!
*boops catslaves noze*
BOOOP!!!
Lawts ob boopin goinz awn heer toonite….aifink wee awl in a sillee moodz!
ai no u r butt what am ai?
an oh yeah ai awlmost fergitted
boop
Ai noe ai amz butt (!!) wutt R yu??
bettah nawt b toona i bez smellin on yur bweff, ifn nit iz u b’in beeg twubble!
Dash-by boops to ebberywun in da ruum….
*boopboopboopboopboopboopboop!!!*
*runzawakwiffagiggloleequikness*
What a beyootiful kitteh!
Iffn Ai slipt in2 unkonshuzness, den Ai wud nawt be able tuu sea teh kitteh!
boop
*boopz noodle bakk*
*reechez obbar adn boopz Plasticat*
ohai, Plasticat, btw!
*Boops Draconic Kitteh*
an ohai Draconic Kitte!!
ohai, JCH4K!
ai’z duwink kwite well!
ai wenteded tew teh air & spayse myooseeyum tudai!
*Boopz JCH4Ks noes, runzawaiwiffakwikkness*
Oh mai! Ai thot fur a minnit yoo sed yoo wuz dwunk!
lolz….noep…ai nawt bii drinkin annefink liek datt fur a lawng thyme…
Ohai Draconic Kitteh!
*boopz Draconic Kitteh*
*reechez owt frum hydink playse*
*boop!*
*goez tew hyde sumplayse eles*
*goez tew luuk fur Draconic Kitteh*
*maekz shur iz hidden wellz*
oh nohz! draconic kitteh felld en teh wel!
kwik! git lassie!
dratt…hao didd yoo figger owt waer ai wuz?
*flyez owt, fyndz sumwaer eles tew hyde*
like what?? I don’t speak lolspeak that good.
unconsciousness
A comb, Ma !!
God around and boops ebbery1 1ce.
“before you slip into unconsciousness I’d
like to have another kiss
another flashing chance at bliss
another kiss”
-Jim Morrison (“Crystal Ship”)
Doors ref FTW! Thanks for teh reminding, Markitteh!
Halp!
Is anyone else lost?
Lost? Whuzzup? (ai juss gotted hoam).
I keep gettin put on a previos lol. Somfins up. Nevermind, it’s problee me.
teh mayn payg is awl diskombobyoolaytid agin.
No, ai see whut happind nao.
Dis wuz teh 5:00 lol, but it has nao slippd bakk in tyme awn teh hoam payj. Teh tymestamp at teh tawp nao sez it wuz poasted at midnyte, but teh nawt-sekkund commint is 5 PM. Dey musta reset teh lolz tymestamp sumhao, adn it jumpd away. Has happind befoar. Is weerd, yeff, adn comfyoozling.
Shchroooo! I fawt it was juss me…again. Nawt gud at puuter fingees.
Doan fink WP iz iver ….. Ooo dots
!!
I have reported this to ICHC in case they were unaware.
… in cayse dey cayrz.
Hao a bowt taht
?? Thx Lungdoc !!
Ai cud get heer kumming bak frum Hoodeenknee butt(!)
if yoo go bak tu “Whi yoo no tern awf teh lites” yoo cannut kum forwood !!
It’z liek a gaim ob Adventcher
!!
* PB luks faw a cloo … Enter, take teh lamp, etc !! *