
When Snoball turned to pole dancing for cheeseburgers Even Basement Cat was appalled
Picture by: Vydrach Caption by: Stonehenge68
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When Snoball turned to pole dancing for cheeseburgers Even Basement Cat was appalled
Picture by: Vydrach Caption by: Stonehenge68
Give me uy munnes foar “speshul” danse
Congrats, TTC!
Fankies Anni ! Adn ai beleeve we were tyed ! Here’s a cukkie foar u.
We haz a brayde wiv AP. Thx fur teh cukkie.
Ah! yesh we duz….didn’t see himz waaaay doan dere!
Conga rumba layshuns TTC on yor so low dansing at de tawp ov de pole.
Fankees AOne !
Sorri anni an AP, iz laet an mai aiis ar nawt wurkin, yoo climed de tawp of de pole tuu. Issiz hiiy up dere?
Iz Ohai.
Skayree.
*drags saeftee net over in caes enniwun falls tu de grownd*
*or safetee net unda, deep ending awn yore poynt ov vyoo*
Jumps ober teh deep end undur teh net.
Um, waytaminnit…
Dat’s dizgustin!
Oh teh hyoomiliayshun! Teh debaysmint ob ur kittehneff!
Debaysmint iz ware BC libz!
Oh, well datz okay den. Karry awn.
Ai hab orl de mooves
Unforchunaytely, ai nawt put dem tugetha in de rite order an ended up onna flore.
Sokay. Flore dansinz gud tuu. *frowz munneez*
*thinx ob maekin comment abowt a duin a dans wif an sorser ob mlik tu lapp, butt(!) desides betta nawt an goes to NB insted*
Butt(!) if it payd fur a gnu un-fugly carput, it’d be werf it!
Snoball iz yung & needz teh munneez. Aifink it will be teh ok. *nods*
She werks hard foar teh munnees.
Sooooo hard foar teh munnees.
for noms for her tummee.
adn gifts for hur hunnee.
Sew u betir treet heright!
To pay for teh med-skool.
heyo whers u fom?
If even Basement Cat (of all kittehs) has a problem with it, it must be bad.
Basement Cat neber taut hims cee Ceiling Cat in a paliace leik dis
tew kyoot kittehs!
sssquuueeeee SPLORT!!!!
Oh noes, gammacat is daon for teh kyoot!
Heer cums teh CCC! wee-ooo-wee-ooo
*skoopy-skoopy gammaz brayns wiff teh brayn skoopifyer*
*playsez teh brayns intu teh brayn rinsifyer*
*rinsy-rinsy wiff teh sparkling lemmin-minral waddurs*
*pakky-pakky teh brayns intu teh branium kabbity*
*fitty-fitty teh boans ontu teh krayniums*
*rappy-rappy teh boans wiff teh dukky-taep*
*strechhh-snap! awn a noo CHRG(wdoi)*
*rappy-rappy sum moar dukky-taep juss in kayse*
*leeds gammacat tu teh splort rekubbery ward*
Heer, sit in dis nyse kumfy chayr by teh windo.
See teh prinsess mu meddo owt deyr? Is relaxin, yeff?
Heers a warm cheezmap blankee adn chokklit possums.
Relaxify urseff kwietly foar a littlol whyles, k?
Adn wayr deez protektib gogglols befoar luukin at teh kyoot.
FangQ AP!!! ai just got back from a pleh meetink, so I wasnt prepurred for this level of kyoot!
*nomnomnoms choklit possum*
LOL! Looks like they’re about to do the tango! Nice!
I know lotsa strippah kittehs. All single momehs. As in “My tom kat leff me for another kitteh, leff me with mortgage and car note and three kittens. Drained all deh moneh owt deh bank accounts when he leff, all deh billz came in dat month wiff no way to pay dem, an he still don’t pay no kitten-support moneh.” But dats nawt what dey tell de Toms at the pole danse club. Dey tell dem “I’m an exhibitionist college student, like on kittehs-gone-wild, an I’m doin’ this for fun.”
…I’m appalled, too!…
werkin fur teh noms, ebry nit an dae…. poor kitteh
Photo Shop much? I dont take kindly to Photoshops…
omg that is so wrong and hilarios at the same time!
Snoball da next Miley Cyrus!