
This is a perfect example why you shouldn’t turn every single light off in your house when you go to bed.
Picture by: Chris M Caption by: Kittypaw9820 via Advanced Lol Builder
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This is a perfect example why you shouldn’t turn every single light off in your house when you go to bed.
Picture by: Chris M Caption by: Kittypaw9820 via Advanced Lol Builder
Kitteh alwayz knoz wayr u is, adn is watching.
Oh, adn bai teh way, lemme in befoar u gets awl snuggifyed.
*wayts until teh lyte goez owt inna bedruum winder*
Mrrrowwww. Mrrrrow-rrrow! MMRROOOWWWW!!
** Opuns teh can uf toona gushifudz. Frows it aowt teh door **
*rushez fru teh door befoar it kloazes*
Otay, teh rakoons ar happeh. Nao open teh gud stuffs foar meh.
* Pores sum dri fudz inna dish frum the owld baux uf goggie fudz*
*sniff-sniff*
*bats teh dish arown till it oberturnz*
*chaysez kruncheez arown teh kitchin*
Aiiieeeeeee! *hydes hed unner blankit*
Kum intu mai parlur, sed teh kitteh tu teh man.
Boo! Did I scare you?
Eek! Ohai, grantski!
Ohai, Angel! How are you doing?
Duin gud. Teh littlol monsturz ar startin tu calm daon (see pics).
Whutchu bin up tu? Still awn faylblog (ai hasnt bin laytlee)?
I’m not on failblog as much anymore, my dad just got home today from the Physical Rehab center, he’s been there ever since he got his hip replaced. We’re glad to have him home
Awww – thotful kitteh purrrvieds teh nitelite.
Wuddnt want u tu fawl adn brayk ur fumbs or sumfin.
mai eeyz big adn blak
noe koluh wud yu cee dere
weer yu nawt niyt blynd
Wayting bai teh door
In sylenss du ai pondur
Antisipayting
Ohai Angul Pluem
Ai wud luff tu trayd haikuz
Butt(!) ai mus leaf sune
Greetings catena
Ai has rehursul laytur
Dis lolz heer awl nyte
Midnyte kitteh iyez
Himz masturz door at midnyte
Anybuddeh hoam?
*Hidez under da bed*
*Waitz fer lazzar lites to go*
*Peekz owt once again*
Turn owt teh nyte-lyte
Mai iyez return tu normul
Pleez tu let meh in
Shunnd frum ebry door
In loanliness ai wandurz
Yerning akseptanss
hao wuz reehursul?
did yoo membur awl yur lynes?
wen is teh neggst play?
Rehursul went well
Dey didint get tu mai seenz
So ai lernd moar lynz
Duzznt happin much
But wuz yoosful awl teh saym
Sokay… still erly
Noo sho starts sixteenf
Chekk NorCal poast on Cryer
Ai added updayt
Is nao “oaldur poast”
Or klikk “peepz tawkin” for meh
Tu see dayts adn tymez
wynd en teh willohs
is teh neggst wun aftur dis
has teh play bin cast?
Nawt dat ai has hurd
Ai wud hoap it is bai nao
Prolly moastleh kidz
He myte kno teh leeds
Wiff obber parts for layter
Ai may still be cawld
“He” is Butterfield
Arkaydiaz director
(John, Cue Lyve, Concord)
gud luk wif dat den
ai luvd teh buuk assa kidd
whut part dyd yoo want?
Weel see if he cawls
Ai doan has nuffin in mynd
Wuddint mynd a brayk
Ai ran lytes for it
Bakk at Moraga Playhaus
Menny yeerz ago
ai wundurs iffen
peeplol finks is weerd wee is
talkyn en hi coo?
Part ob Cheezland fun
Is keepin patturns gowin
Whutebber dey is
ai m reddie tew pai da balckmayle, waddebber it iz…..
BC just wantz Ur sole. Adn mebbee a sammunz too.
Kitteh has video of you singing that really silly song, while doing a really silly dance. He is prepared to mail it to all your friends and family……unless you pay him a sum of $1,000,000!! *Ebil laugh* MWHAHAHAHA!
eep! at leest teh skaree iis is on teh uthur syde uv teh windoh/door.
Aifinkso Dat nawt halp much if teh door nawt closed.
eep! (agin)
Nah, I dont mind. Nite Litez giv me sleep apnea.
*Turns firestix over*
*Puts breeve-rite on himz nosee*
Where is my flassshhhhight?
Nite vishun kittee gardz yor howss !!
Himz wil kno wen yoor sneken a midniet rade awn teh fridj !!
Hao mutsh yoo goanna pay faw sylintss ??
It wasn’t me; I hassa twin.
Want some tunas?
Plz tel ebil-PJ nawt tu steel mai jooss !!! * Plzthx
*
juss wach owt fur teh wun wif teh gohtee.
iz OBER 9000 shaydez ov darrknez!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Callz Home Depot to verifi*
Dey cannawt comfirm nor deni. Hmmph.
Layzor charjin status: compleat!!
*Scampers to the Catnip shelter*
I commentz on mai own lol ^.^
I has a epic win?
lolville
Slender Man would be another reason.