
The Last Known Picture Of The Funky Chicken
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The Last Known Picture Of The Funky Chicken
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Circa 19-sebentee-sumfin?
Congrats, NS!
Ohai Everypeeps – Ai is inneruptin tihs LOL to tell yu Ai is takin part in teh Race for Life: Issa nanyule fun draser fur Cancer Research UK. Yooshally, it’s a 5km corse butt(!) tihs yeer som veyoos is doin 10km, an taht’s wot Ai is doin. Ai is wolkin, nawt runnin, cos Ai is nawt a loud to run, on payn ob….payn! Plus, Ai is rubbish at runnin! Ai kno tyms is hard but plees fish doun teh bak ob teh sofar an see if yu can spayr som pennees. Ai kno it’s a Brit chariddy but cancer docs R verree gud at shayrin so teh treetments an eben cyur Cancer Research UK fynd will be yoosed awl ober teh whirld!
Mai sponsor payj is h ttp://www.raceforlifesponsorme.org/ruthajames
Mynd teh gap!
Cowdogwah gawt me to mai furst £100 an 2minions has started us orf to mai sekkund. So far 6 owt ob mai 10 sponsors R cheezpeeps! If yu kno sumwun affekted by cancer plees sponsor me, or help yur local cancer chariddy.
Kthxbaisponsorme!
An heer’s tunyt’s ukulelelelelele offrin, as a nin sent tihs!
Dat bideo is elebentee @@@@@ ifn ai eber seeded oen!!
Hey, ai’m ‘xpectin great things frum u!11!!!
p.s. who is da “posh bint” dat be takin oc=ber da snappies ov da groop? )mai husban wantz tew know!1!!)
Is mai IRL alta eeh go!
An *gasp* Ai is juss £10 short ob mai sekkund £200!
dis be sew kool wat ur doin–u be kool liek dat!11!
If yu reed tween teh lyns, yu’ll see is self-intrest, rly! butt(!) Shhhh! Issa seecrut!
Luuk again, Ambercat — u iz dere!
Huzzah! £200! Fanx MeezerMom and Nyteshade. Nao, hoo’s goin to start us orf awn teh 3rd £100?!
mai husbin saiz “yowzah!”
Mai alta eeh go is blushink an sez “fankyu!”
u gibz mai husbin da impetus tew fiinish hiz prijekt– (ai doent liek tlo be at hoem wen he is wroking…)_haz u ebber tried da nordick walkinj’ stikz? dis gibs us upper boddie wurkoutz ?///?
Dem hadded dat heer last week. Ai maed teh cowboi fudz fur teh peepz dat did teh runningz adn teh walkingz. Ai nawt runned maiself.
Wuz lawts uf fun.
Cha cha chikkens tu yu, NS!! Hay, chikkens, come an dew teh cha cha dans foar our leeder ob de brayde!!!
*Escortz teh chikken cha cha lyne ober soez NS can has a gud seet*
Bawk, bawk, cha cha cha! Bawk, bawk, cha cha cha!!
Congrats NS u at teh tawp of teh tye ! Adn now heer comes teh Funky Chikkens duing teh funkey chikken danse in yur honur! Just put awn a Col. Sanders owtfite if yu want dem tu stawp.
**gigglol**
Iz himz doin teh chikkin dans?
aarggh – deh chikin dans – beez in mai hed alldeh dae nao.
Myne tu. Stoopie ‘Niser.
Oh, dat bee mee.
Try playin teh yookelaylee myooziks upfred.
Ai haz an pikshoor uv mai sunn duin teh Chikkin Dansdansdans wif himz pree-skule grajamayshun klas – kardybored beek adn wignses adn awl – ai fretten tu shoze itz tu himz wyfe wenn himz izz beeyen teh smarttz-”arse” (didnawt wantztu bih mawdurayeud foar sayeng “a$$”).
Prolly maeks funky nuggots tuu
b4 him fell ober went boom
Nyse leggz. Lawtsa meet awn dem boanz.
Tuff tu pluk, but nommablol, definittley nommablol.
But, but….sumhao der bee sumfing rong wif dis chikken. Luks lyke dat littlol red head juss be plopped awn tawp ob a photoe ob uh teem maskot oar sumfing.
Aifink it iz a fansee breed wiv odd fevverz – dere aer straynj peepl hoo hab pet chikkins insted uv kittehs!
U meen its
nawt reel?!
Aifink it iz reel – Ai haz seed sumfin liek it az sumwun’z pet.
Oh, gud. Kuz teh leggz is mai fabrit part.
Speshully wen deyz krispeh onna owtsyd adn jooseh onna insyde.
Floofy-fonk. Chick-a-delic.
Ai hadz a fiftie-dollar haircut leik dat in da 1980s liek dat!11!
Getting ur hair feathered. U didz it rong.
Go tu Fronk. Heel geddit ryte. Wiff reel tar, eben.
*nods*
Imported tar, too!
Adn fevvers frum fybe kynds ob burdz, adn free diffrint kuntreez.
in da ’80s, ebbriwun didz it liek dat–nao da mullet iz designerz style– u payz extra!
i dont want to be a chicken
So funny!
ohai, heers teh burfday fairy to say HAPPEE BURFDAY to A-Kettle-Of-Fish an wtn_27 an evreewun else hoo haz a burfday today! i haz bringd yummy fudjy burfday caeks, red velvit caeks wif fluffy creemcheez frosting, iskreem, frooty party punch, noyzemakers, an goodie bags filled wif bownsy balls taht lite up wen tehy bownse, liddle remote-control dansing chikkins, kandee, an famr aminlol dot-to-dot bus wif boxes ob elebenty-two crayns wif bilded-in sharperner!
an a big swish ob teh burfday wand to making all yor burfday wishes come troo!
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The Kafleen the Donkey Burfday Song
It’s yer burfday
an dats wunnurmuss
it’s yer burfday, it’s troo!
ebben doe deres
uddurs sharin it
dere is onlee WUN SPESHUL U!
Kafleen, fankees fur da Burfdai song. It is beautimus, adn appropirate…
Burfday fairy: beeri day u grace us wif ur presents, iz a brufday–thankees sew mush! naw pazz me da kaek…
dat be “ebbri day”, nawt “beeri day”
Ai liek a beeri dai! (Ai liek beer!)
: D
*taps a keg*
*sets owt frawsteh mugs*
fankeez u!
Beeri dai sownz gud tu mee, speshullee wif frawstee mugs in teh summerthyme!! Wee keepz ourz in teh fweezer soe dey bee reddy wenebber wee R.
hooray fur beeridai!
Ai prifur mai beer Ingerlish styel – cool enuff 2 be rifreshin, but nawt so cawld it maeks ur teef ake!
ai purrfurrz it reeelee cawld, awlmost a slushee, eggspeshally abtur a hawt dai leik tudai!! plzkthx
Ok, those of u who haven’ got better to do, get back to work1!1!!111!
Aifawt playin in cheezland wuz sumfin better… den wurkin.
**nodz**
itz amz wai bedder dan werkin (pleh)
Nawt jus yeah, but h311 yeah! (will ai git moderateded?)
me incuded…
KFC winter cloths look.
owh grate. whenebbur sumone sez “funkee”, iz gitz dem earwurms! iz kips giting dis song in muh head…. Plai dat funkee muzik wayt boi!!!11!
and ders dis urge tew do teh silly chickin dans with teh song…………..
Hao funkee iz ur chikkun…
Hao loos iz ur goos…
*Maekz chikkun armz*
*flapitee-flap*flapitee-flap*
*flapitty-flap!* * flappity-floof!*
chikin dansin’ on teh roof!
*peckitty-peck!* *peckitty-poof!*
supa-chikins bustin’ groofs!
**sudenly peks n skratchies teh roof fur no partykular reeson**
Fethurr Dusster!
Iz a breed of chicken called a “Frizzle”.. Can’t imagine why..
kinda lek a cochin, but wif curlee fefferz. Wen I waz littul, I haz a flok of buff bantam cochins all tan an fluffee wif fefferz all on teh legz. Lek chikn footbals. heh
May he rest in peace lol! This has to be papier mache’
That’s most likely real. Google “extraordinary chickens”.
There’s some weird a** boids down on the farm…..
is dead requesqua in pache