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But I plan on thinking about mabye working sometime soon.
Congaratz to LCB and Anni!
*dueling Taupe Spots enter, one with banjo and one with guitar*
ew. goggie drool on mew sick all instruments. ew.
*passes over shamwow*
*droolee drool drool drool…♪
drooly drool drool drool♪
Drooly drool Drool Drool
Drooly drool Drool Drool♪
Congrats, LCB … Ai aer plannin 2 cellibrayt wiv u wen Ai get teh ennerjee!
definite pawsibility?
Perhaps.
U sowndz liek U R uh memburr uv teh Purrkrastinayrz Klub…
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Datz purr-zoomin U akshullee got rownd 2 joynin, dat iz…
Ai mite do it 2morro….
Plannin 2 stai heer till fud tiem!
Ai haz planz tu taek Ur tee bone stayk frum teh cheezburgur masheen…And blaem it awn teh goggie neggst dore.
The wheels aree spinning in mine hed
the planz are writ large on teh inside my inner eyelidz.
Yesh, planzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Ohai, bf! yu has eh tyem fur teh Bawstun cheezmete yett?
nawt konkrete yit, ai gotta git wif unique kitteh butt (!) aifinkso rownd 10:45 AM tew meet (mai trayne posed tew arribe at 10:25, dat gibs meh tyme tew bisit teh lil kittehs ruum. Unique kitty bean communikatin wif a frend frum teh yahoo cheezfrends groop whoo libs bery klose tew dere hotel sew aifinkso dere wil bee sebrel uv uz, yay!
Kan u joyne uz? Iz dat tyme otay fer u? Ai will emayo u
Ai haz emayod mai purrposal fer teh cheesemeet, pleez tew let meh kno wat u fink?
yez – will bii dere! emayod yu bak!
Yay Yay Yay!!!! Happee danse danse danse caper pranse!!!
plannen preffense pees pur perfoarmunse!
Teh best laid plans of mousers and mans…
aft gang alay
Um… a croshayed throw wiv kittehz?!
Why not? Everything I croshay has kitteh hairs innit anyways. Why not a hole kitteh?
aifinkso it WUZ a whole throw but haz bean uzd fer pointee end praktise. Naow itz a holey throw.
*nods*
Last nite I hanged up a knit top I was gonna ware today, u knoes to let teh wrinklols smoove out. Then I hadda get up out of teh bed to move it because both kittehs was teh jumping up to get at it. This morning I went to put it on and finded a big hole in teh front.
So whut teh kittehs was trying to tell me last nite was, “Don’t ware that, Mommeh! It has a hole innit!” Rite? RITE???
Dey taek grate caer uv u, LCB!
maybee dey trine tew tel u teh culler wuz nawt rite fer u. ai bet taht wuz it. taht an teh ginormous hole innit. *nods*
U is teh rite about teh color. Was kind of a light blue/lavender. I wears teh purplol very well, but not so much teh liter shades.
*sneaks in, yoinks lavendar bandndnana*
hmmm. Liam might has upset if i taek dis bandananana.
*yoinks Liam*
*poof*
HAY! U come rite back here wif my Liam!
I warn u, I is teh still losing poundages, and will lose them directly to ur hips if u doesn’t return me my Liam toot sweet!
ohai, lcb! concats on yur lost poundaj!
O hai, Gizmo, Ph.D.! How u is?
ai bee gud, fankees fur askin! ai too is on a misshun tu loos teh spayr pownds – why ar dey sew much moar fun tu collekt dan tu loos?! butt (!) ai has a liddle insentif as ai has a weddin dress tu get intu negst yeer…
There’s gonna be a Mr. Dr. Gizmo? Cool!
We is teh all invited, rite? RITE???
Mr. Dr. Gizmo *snerk* oh yesh der is! adn awwwwwl uf cheezland is inbitid!
(ifn ebberywun brings shiney gifts, dat is…
)
EEEP!!!!!!!!!
slow motioned by the added pundage, sweetpea strugglols to get through the innertubes with Liam, only to get halplesslessly stucked.
*skweezis in behynd sweetpea adn gifs hur a beeeeg push*
how did u sleep thru teh *RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIPPPPPPP*?
Ohai skwirrleegrrl, laaaaaawng tyme noe sea! How yu bii?
ohai Africat, I has been teh busy… I missed everywun tho! How u is?
oh and btw…
*BOOP*
Wellll, its teh beginnin ov my week week weekend, so, its GREAT!!! Been at wurk since 10 a.m. dis moanin an naow i issa tyred. O, yesh!
O, an *BOOP* rite bak atcha!
*sneaks up behind AC, reaches around himz head and…*
*BOOP*
*shneaks up behind Q.*
b00p!!
*shneaks up behynd ebreewun*
boopboopboopboopboopboopboop
*skampurrs awai wif a gigglolosity*
shneaky tendrils reach back andd grwab lilredridinghood/bluesfan by teh ankslols.
*fwump*.
*sneeks over to BF**
BOOP!!!
*runsawai wifagigglol*
Halp! Halp!! Sumfin tuched mai fuut! SUMFIN TUCHED MAI FUUUUUUT!!!
I can sleep through lots and lots. Except for this was not so much a laceration as a poncture wound. One well-placed pointy end combined with teh force of a forceful jump was all it taked.
Oh, wells. I had buyed it on sale and it wasn’t teh most flatterifying color for me. I guess.
See?! Ur kittehs iz wize & dey wants u to awlwaiz luuk ur bestest!
Mebbe dat shurt diddint show off teh newly slimmer u liek it shud.
Dat’z awlsew Y kittehz putt teh kitteh furz awn ur cloethinz — sew U kin luk ur berree bestist. Az evvyboddee b teh nowin, kitteh furz luk berree byootimuss!
Mai wite kitteh haz teh speshil furz taht refewzuz tew leggo ob teh blak fabrix. Aifink himz furz wuz enjuneerd bai NASA.
On teh uvur paw, mebbe wuz enjuneerd bai BC.
guess that means it wuz not blak!!
(referencing ur professhun, u knoes)
Well, I was gonna ware it over black pants and under a black jacket. But I hadda change my plans and am wearing a darker purplol top and a different black jacket over teh same black pants. (all of those items is in my noo, one-size-smaller size. yay!)
C? Datz Y teh kittehz nawt B wontin U 2 b teh warin nawt-blak fingz — U nawt kin C teh kitteh furz ifn teh cloethinz nawt blak (oar at leest darked…)
Well, I does has a mostly-orange-and-a-littlol-white kitteh and a mostly-white-wif-some-dark-patches kitteh, so I is teh covered, literally, no matter whut color I wears.
w00t! gud for you!
um… this has nothin to do wif any missing ingredients from Igor’s lab tho, rite? rite??? Tehy was missin some AlicynWunderland caeks teh otter day….
I don’t know nothin’ ’bout that, no. *burp*
teh enkredublol shrinkun LCB!
heheh could you just ware it bakkards? just don’t taek off da jacket…
oh, and congrats elations over da new size.
*ponders* have you started reverse burglary? I have mysteriously ack!wired extra pounds, and wonder if you “lost” them . *frown*
oh teh horror! maybe taht why hubbehcat nebber gaynes any weight?!?
Is part of my charity to Clothe teh Hongry. U must’ve been includified in one of teh target groups on mistake. Sry.
*big, grey cloud appears above head*
hrmph.
*wafts fan over sweetpee to get rid of clowd*
I’z thynken DEAP thunks
Thunks abowt ellefunks an weezuls?
heffalumpz adn woozlols
Is dat yu, Pooh?
an Hunny!
“Tiggerz doan liek hunny. That stufth oanlee fit 4 heffalumpth n woozlolz”
— Tigger
*boing boing boing boing*
an haycorns!
Reelaxid kitteh’s belli luks snorflolishus. Wanna snorf sum lubberli blak adn wite floofynessez.
Heer, u’ll need this! *hands ober teh snorgle snorkle*
Fank Q. Ai didunt cunsidder teh pawsobillytee ob snorfulycashun.
*puts on snorgle snorkle*
Cubber mi Ai’m gowing in!
*snorfle*snorfle*snork!*snorfle*snorfle*nuzzle*snorfle*snorf*
Ai has a hewmongus happeh!!!
eggsalad snorgle tekneek! An ohai! Welkom! *eggsends floofy paw uv frendiness*
Ohai tu yoo tu. Ai wuz indizpozed fur a wile. Mai intertoob sangk, butt(!) aftur sum bayleeng iz awl bettur nao. O Ai’m sry…
*shakes bluesfan473′s paw*
Yore arm mus bi tyred. Sry bowt taht.
noe need tew bee sawree! Mos uv us pop in an owt, heer an dere, willee an nillee, sew nawt tew wurry bowt delayd reply, iz pritty mush teh norm ‘kay?
‘kae… Ai wuz jes wurreed ubowt yur arm. Fott u mite geht a krampingz frum holdeeng teh frendlee floofee appendij owt fur awyle der.
Krampingz mite gib u teh bloos. Afinkso.
Sea in dictionamary undur RELAXED.
Dats ware himz pikshoor iz!
Taht’s as far as Ai has gawt wiv teh Traynin Dai Ai is runnin tomorrow….is verree well planned: Furst Ai plan to gibs teh delly gates cwahsants an daynish paystree; tehn som caek; tehn lunch; tehn som mor caek! Tehre will hardly be ennee tym fur teh traynin (wot Ai is still plannin….)
Well, awl yu ebber amember ob a traynin dai is hao gud teh fuds is, rite?
U knoes how to put teh “tray” in “trayning”!
Datz troo — U gotta hazza “tray” 2 B teh puttin awl doze nomz awn…
*nods* Is teh tray sheek!
Dats teh stage rite in beetween nawt werkin an lettin sumbunny els (hoomin) dew awl teh werk!!
Purrhapz kitteh iz onn brayk. Mai kitteh taekz beeerri laaawwng braykz. Uparrintlee iz haerd wurkz bein so cewteelishus awlwayz.
Teh planning stage luuks bery comfy, aifinkso!
dis luuks much lyke meh ebree tyme ai sit daown tew wach tv.
*ah’ll jus put mai hed bak an klose mai eyez wile teh kommershul iz awnzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz*
uhh…. dat luks liek a rathur compormising posishun… if iz muz sey so muhself…….
Just wanna join dis page.
This is exactly what I’m like when I’m doing something labour intensive. I’ll be planning for a while, then fall asleep.