
Yes, my butt is better reading
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Yes, my butt is better reading
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Floofier, too!
Congrats, NS!
Oooh, NS, yu is awn fyre tuday!!
*Duz teh kitteh butt dans tu helpz teh sillybrayshun*
Kitteh luks lyke himz reedin da book
*gentlee taeks ‘Niser’s frunt paws in hurz*
*butt wigglol dans dans*
*butt wigglol dans dans*
NS shaeks hur thang.
*Klappy Klappy*
Nyce Dansdans. Ai Lubs da butt wigglol dans
Shayk ur groob thang
Shayk ur groob thang
YEAH YEAH!
Sho em hao tu du it nao!
*Chanulling Priscillah, cween ob teh desert!* (oen ob mai FABORIT mobiez!!!
Teh part abowt teh ABBA terd awlmos maed mai hed essplowd wen ai sau it teh nawt secund tyme. Wuz tu funnee!
NS iz awn fyre?! Cawl teh Fyremanz!!
Pee inna flannik!! HALPS HALPS
Konga Ratz fur leeding teh brayd. Wii can haz sawt serb Isee kreem in wafflol conez foar teh treet.
Much moar innerestin!
Ai seez yoar nawt cumplaynin!!
Ai is in ur fayse.
Breev deep teh gavvering gloom
Wach lyte fayd frum dis bery room
Bedsitter peeplz luuk bakk adn lament
Anubber dayz yoosless enurgy spent
Empashunned lubbers ressle az wun,
Lonlee cat cryz foar lubs an haz nun,
Kitteh mama piks up an sukkles hur sun,
Seenyor kitteh kats whish dey wer yung.
Coald-harted orb dat fillz mai vyoo
Mayks awl kullurz luuk lyke poo
Red is gray adn moods ar bloo
Adn we desyde wich is troo
Adn wich is an illoozhun
*flikz bik, wavz paw*
“moods ar bloo” – faspaw! n’yuk n’yuk n’yuk – tooked mi a minnit.
*bowz*
Gett off u big oaf,
Ur Master sez,
Whilst kitteh struggslols
in vain insted.
Get off oh teh mornful hoomin cry,
Oar no moar gushifuds when teh tyme is nigh!
Does my butt make dis book look big?
Whut buuk? (akshully moar lyke mmwhhtt bmmmmk?)
Gandalf’s protege.
*poof* ai has arrybd.
Hmm, wiff sum buuks mebbe, but nawt dat wun!
Ai has dat egzakt kopeh awn mai shelf, wiff its tuu kownterparts.
Adn teh Sillymarillyun. Adn a kupplol obbers. Sorry kitteh, moob ur butt.
Ai habz dem two. Aifinkso dey awn teh boi’s bukshleff, butt (snerk) dey am mum’s buks!
{{{{{{AP}}}}}} gmta. Ai finkso ai haz dem awl nd fink dey ar best bukz ebur writ.
I agree completely! I have that version, which I have read to shreds, so I had to go get another copy. Or three.
SNERK*
Yu nawt payin nuff attenshunz tew mee, wile yu R holdin dat stoopy fing, sew ai habz effectibly voided yoar relayshunship wif it!!
Ai is no lawngur sumfin u can ignorify. So pet meh, alreddy.
Put….da buk…..downz!!! Iz thyme foar snugglin wif yoar faborite kitteh!
*nod nod*
Teh kitteh iz moar impoartant den teh inanimate objekt. Ai keeps tellin mah Momcat dat.
Teh kittehs tell hur azwell. Sumtiemz she eben lissens.
U want tenshunz? Okai.
* gitz aowt teh owld tyme flee powdurer. shaeks clowd uf flee powdurz ober ‘Niser. *
Nuf Tenshunz? Oar Ai shud get teh hare clippurz?
Yu meen hare clippurz az in bunnee wabbit??
Nope hare clippurz as in when Ai am dun U will haz az much furz lefted as teh bebbeh hyoomin!!
Oh noez…..dats eenuff tenshunz nao, aifinkso!!
*runzawaiwifakwikness*
Wait! It’s almost baff time!
*Hydes unner teh bedz*
Here Kitteh, Kitteh *hydes brush adn schampoo behynd bakc* schmooch, schmooch, wan a treet?
Kitteh knoz wen ur lyin. *stayz unner teh bed*
“Lyin lyke a ruug”
wut abowt da nale clipurz? Dey gibz sum tenshunz tu.
if dis wuz twilight i would agree
So predictable, yet so true
♫ Sit on mah faec & tell me dat u lub meh… ♫
NS wil bee in teh NB iffn aneebunny needz hur.
*gigglol*
*runsawayfast*
Aifink Ai hurd dere wuz dansyng in teh NB. Durty Dansing.
♪ I hasd da tiem ov my life.
*bows hed in a moment uv silence fur Patrick Swayze*
Ai sit awn yur faiess adn say dat ai lubs yew two!
Ai lubs too here yew orrelize….
Otay, dass enuff singing fur nao…*slinks awff tu nawty barn*
*runsrunsruns tu NB*
♫ ai’ll sitton yur fays an tells yoo ai lubs yoo tu♫
Hoomin hampurring iz suksess!
Passib obstrukshun. Kitteh has masturz degree.
Ohai adrienneq!! Ai nawt fink wee haz met. Yu gnu heer?
*Extenss floofy paw ob frenship*
Ohai ‘Niser. Ai m noo in teh cheezland, butt(!) M happeh tu bee heer. Ebrywun iz mos frendlee.
*shakez ‘Niser’s paw*
Happeh tu maek yur akwayntenz.
Ohai AEQ !! Dis be ur frendly nayburhud TrollingTomCat. *egstends floofy paw ob frenship*
Ohai TrollingTomCat. Iz beri nize tu mete yu.
*shakez TrollingTomCat’s paw*
Ai haz a happeh fore makeeng too neu frendz!
Howdie!1!!
Ohai Cowdogwah. Ai don fink we haz mete. Lemme tri dis…
*Extenss floofy paw ob frenship*
taek dat! *poooots*
EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!11!!!!!1!!!
*gagbarfpukespitrepeat*
*goez awf in serch uv hammur and REELY REELY BIG corkk!!*
tee hee! giglols… notty kitteh is notty!
Phlatchewlent kitteh iz phlatchewlent.
Pleh.
**gigglol** kitteh duz this when hubbehkat or I are using the ‘pewter.
Kitty must not be a big fan of Tolkein.
Mos kittehs fink dayr butt(!)z haz ellebentee-bazillyun kyndz ov awsum. Taht kitteh prolley finkz himz hoomin iz honurd tew bee teh speshul seet fur hiz mos exsulent bootee.
sew true.
yesh, verree truu! mai Shadow-girl is ‘speshully prowd of her butt
Ob kors. Itz byootimus. Juss lyke teh rest ob meh.
LMAO! I dont think I would want the kitty’s muffin’ near my face.
kittehz kant reed
an dey don want u too eiber
anuthur membur uv F.A.L (feelyns ahginst litturacee).
One kitteh to rule dem ol
Uh, it was the best of butts, it was the worst of butts. Ha.
*Bum rump bum*
Gives a new meaning to “literary cat”
Anything is better than reading any retarded Tolkien book!
kitteh likes the part about the kittehs of queen beruthiel — thinkz tolkien shoulda told more about em.
I find this hilarious because I just put in this movie then saw this. xD
That’s the exact same binding that I have! Woot!