*dans, dans, dans, jump an twirl an bow*
*dans, dans, dans, jump an twirl an bow*
*dans, dans, dans, jump an twirl an bow*
*dans, dans, dans, jump an twirl an bow*
*dans, dans, dans, jump an twirl an bow*’
We were awn teh verree fairy krossing teh Ingerlish Channel that sank just wun week laytur – an so menee peepl drowned. Nao – purrrhaps wun week layter izn’t THAT cloase – but it so rarelee happens, tath wuz a bit too close fur mee!
Ai ar fine! BUTT – 2 daiz ago, ai wuz abowt to go aut an praktiss mai purrrrfektlee awful golf swing (yes, ai am traing to lern hao to play) awn mai big lawn.
An ai wuz interrupted bak a messaj awn teh pewter – ai wuz just shutting down to go aut. It tuk about 15 extree minnits.
An tehn – wehn ai got up to go aut again – ai saw that a HYOOOOJ (small tree size) branch had fallen frum wun ov mai ainshunt blak lokust treez had fallen – awn teh eggs AAAAKT spot ware ai wud hav bin standing!!
Up hare endlee, ai hav bin given mennee laives. Ai hav had mennee such cloase encouters. Ink looting TWICE being ware bare reed WWII bombs eggsploded rite ware ai had bin shortlee befoar!
An NAWT being in teh hare port in Tel Aviv wehn teh terrorists shot it up an kilt mennee peepl becuz we were having so much fun we chanjed ar flite fur three daiz layter.
Kin I hazzing ur tenshunz fur a minnit? erm, no, dat nawt sownd rite. nawt ur tenshunz, ur A tenshunz, ya, datz wut I mented.
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¡¡Anownsingment!!
Dhere am going tu b a Cheezmeet in MenneeSnowDaze dis summer!!
Wut, u sez, dat can’t b!!
Yes, I sez, it am troo!!!
On SunnyDay afternoon, August 8 in Red Wing, Minnesota!!
Deh exact time and place am yet tu b determined!
Mark ur calendarz!
“Whair am Red Wing” u asking? Check ur Cheezpeepz map and looking fur Cweenmj. maps.google.com/maps/ms?ie=UTF8&hl=en&msa=0&ll=44.412202,-92.823486&spn=0.847561,1.763306&z=9&msid=103775879896697322828.0004573f951750ea89599
Awl Cheezpeepz am invited!!! Dis b a Cheezmeet u wont wanting tu miss!
“Hoo will b dere” u asking?
Mii, deh CweenMJ, of course!
adn MuggleMary!!
Adn BuddyDitzmoresMom!!!
adn Speshul guest frum Washington — OnleeKitteh!!!
Adn Anuzzer Speshul Guest frum MishSeaGon — JanetCanHas4Kittehs!!!!
So wut am u waiting fur??
Start making ur planz now!!
Come on over tu Minnesota fur sum summer funz!!!
Yesh, yesh, ai wil bee there!! Cannut wayte tu meetz yu awl eeber! Habz yu bin tu Red Wing ebber? Iz berry nyce pwayce tu goe, lotz tu see an du. Habbnt bin in a cupple ob yeers, soe wil bee nyce tu vizit agin.
Last yeer – anodder BEEEG limb fell frum mai big auld willow tree – also nawt so small tree sized – rite awn teh spot ware ai sat ebree day wehn ai take Barney out!
Halp!!!
Congrats OCM!
Thx Anni! Kitteh nawt lukks berry cumftiblol…him owtgroo himz waggin.
Congaz OCM !! Ai donut see himz waggin tayl
!!
Thx PB. It iz skwisht afinkso!
*uzes pillow frum qweenmj fur sawft heddesk again*
Conga kittehs tu yu, OCM!!! Wee haz teh fore-way brayde!
*dans, dans, dans, jump an twirl an bow*
*joyns ‘Niser in teh silly brayshuns dans*
*dans, dans, dans, jump an twirl an bow*
*dans, dans, dans, jump an twirl an bow*
*dans, dans, dans, jump an twirl an bow*
*dans, dans, dans, jump an twirl an bow*
*dans, dans, dans, jump an twirl an bow*’
Ai reelee need teh eggs herb awn teh side!
Thx Niser an Janet! Lubblee dancin!
*jumpz up and joynz ind dh dans*
Dans, dans, dansity-dans-dans-dans*
Jump tu deh left
Hop tu deh rite
Grabz ‘Niser bai dh pawz and swingz hur rownd in a SirKul
W00000000T!!!
Oh, ai doo luv it so wehn ebreewun iz dansing!! Much moar fun tahn ebreewun being teh wall flours!!
Woa, dats tu fast!!
*Losez hurz balance an fawls ober*
*Sitz up wif uh silly grin*
* Halps ‘Niser tu hur feat *
!!
Juss wun sekkun, ‘Niser !! Isle get yuu sumfin tu sit
in… Ai mean on* Luuks siedwayz at teh waggin
*
Fankees, PB!! Butt (!!) iff dat waggin tu littlol foar kitteh, ai doan fink ai wud fitt, nawt eeben awn!
Stiks owt tung at ‘Niser
!!! *
*
Gibs PB teh razzberrees bak.
Maybee itz laik teh Tardis??
*runz in to joyn teh dansdansdansin*
iz bedderer tahn cleenin teh barfrumes!
Ohai ebberywun, juss parsin bai to sai ohai!!
Ohai bak at yoo, MMM
!!
PB, yu recuberd frum yur bykin axident?
O yez, thx !! Awl gud !! Went rieding awn teh weke-end nd tride tu kepe wawm !! Tuu windee nd cawld tuday !! Ai bi eggstrakairfool nao !!
Yu kan ware sum paddededed cloving to protek yu adn keepin yu warm at teh same tiem!
Heer we haz a hot adn hoomid adn stormee! Teyh haz fourcastid 95° F furr teh weekweekweekend
OHAI MMM!! Eben a runthroo iz nise!!
JCH4K, ai see yu had teh lukkee eggskape downfred! Yu be cayreful, iz a daynjerus whirld owt tehre
Oh, ai KNOW!!
We were awn teh verree fairy krossing teh Ingerlish Channel that sank just wun week laytur – an so menee peepl drowned. Nao – purrrhaps wun week layter izn’t THAT cloase – but it so rarelee happens, tath wuz a bit too close fur mee!
Ohai MMM! Nies tu sea u!
Ozcatmum!! Yur sunnee abatar alwaiz brytenz mai dai.
Schmooz
Pore kitteh!! Ai will halp!!
*dumps littlol wagn over*
Ohhh, kitteh sez fankees sew mush JCH4K!! Ai haz a worried dat ai mite nawt ebber getz owt ob der!
LOL!! Ai think teh kitteh up in teh korner mite bee interested in moar tom foolery! Kitteh chase cud ens00!
* Runz up to JPAK nd gibz her a “Boop” awn teh noaz *
* Runrunrunrunrunraway thru teh toyland !! Toyz tip ober ebbreewair *
An a BOOP to yoo, too!!
Ai haz had enuff!
Wunz iz enuff??? Ai thot it wuz nebber enuff???
Mai gran yost 2 sai: “enuff iz enuff” but her nebber eggsplaynd wat dat ment, soe Ai dunno!
Sir Tin Leigh – sum things ar definitely nawt enuf just wunz!
Ai iz stukk!
halp, plzthx
Ornj tom kitteh holdz no truck wiv tihs tiep ob tom foolery
gonna fix hoomans lil red waggin, aifinkso!
Wil bi teh prime moover ob distrukshen in 3..2..1 !!
Aifink dis lukk lyke teh hoomin mite bee a widdlol hoomin kidlet havin teh funz wif kitteh!!
Berry pashint kitteh. *nods*
Itz a trapp !!!! DONUT GO TUU CLOAS TU TAHT FLUFFF
!!!
* Ai juss kno sumfin bad wil happin …. *
*heddesk – again*
Ohai Janet !! Yoo pikt a gud LOL to joyn !!
* Putz wagun bak awn weelz .. Offerz free ridez fer a dollar !! *
Oh wayte? Free ridez?? Fur just a dollar???
*jumps in teh waggin*
OK – ai’ll pay yoo awn Toozday, OK??
Ai wil gladlee payz yu Toozday, foar uh cheezburger tooday!!
*putz pillow under Janetz hed*
*Huzbin waivez ohai tu janet*
OHAI!! OHAI!! Ai’ve had yet anuthr “cloase brush wif deth,” so ai am reelee happee to bee heer!
*Waives happilee to huzbing!*
Hooz cooking wuz it ??
* Ar yoo Otay, Janet ?? *
Ai ar fine! BUTT – 2 daiz ago, ai wuz abowt to go aut an praktiss mai purrrrfektlee awful golf swing (yes, ai am traing to lern hao to play) awn mai big lawn.
An ai wuz interrupted bak a messaj awn teh pewter – ai wuz just shutting down to go aut. It tuk about 15 extree minnits.
An tehn – wehn ai got up to go aut again – ai saw that a HYOOOOJ (small tree size) branch had fallen frum wun ov mai ainshunt blak lokust treez had fallen – awn teh eggs AAAAKT spot ware ai wud hav bin standing!!
Ai can has a lukkee??? YESH!!!
An yesh!! Wehn ai saw taht branch, ai did phiel sum hawt breth blowing about.
Tho nawt kwite az hawt az teh 16 Ownz Mokka LCB spilt awn Teho! But hawt enuf!
Taht wood bi teh cayss !!! * Wow, yoo am berry lukee indeed *
Glad yoo iz stil heer {{Janet}} !!
Me too!! Axe shoe alley!
Up hare endlee, ai hav bin given mennee laives. Ai hav had mennee such cloase encouters. Ink looting TWICE being ware bare reed WWII bombs eggsploded rite ware ai had bin shortlee befoar!
An NAWT being in teh hare port in Tel Aviv wehn teh terrorists shot it up an kilt mennee peepl becuz we were having so much fun we chanjed ar flite fur three daiz layter.
An mennee moar. Troolee – ai am teh lukkee!
Sum kitteh eggstra lievz musst hab rubd awf
!!
Um…wheee?
BOOP
Didja notiss da kitteh in da bak? Prolly finkin “Heez dun it agin!”
LOL!! Ai dint seez himz til yu sed dat…..keepin himz distens.
Nawt a berry loi yal frend – him nawt eben getz awf himz chare tu halp!
Taht’s waht ai wuz thinking. Kitteh just sitting tehre, thinking “ha ha ha ha ha!”
Larfin up hiimz sleebe !
Oh Hai peepz!!!
Kin I hazzing ur tenshunz fur a minnit? erm, no, dat nawt sownd rite. nawt ur tenshunz, ur A tenshunz, ya, datz wut I mented.
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¡¡Anownsingment!!
Dhere am going tu b a Cheezmeet in MenneeSnowDaze dis summer!!
Wut, u sez, dat can’t b!!
Yes, I sez, it am troo!!!
On SunnyDay afternoon, August 8 in Red Wing, Minnesota!!
Deh exact time and place am yet tu b determined!
Mark ur calendarz!
“Whair am Red Wing” u asking? Check ur Cheezpeepz map and looking fur Cweenmj. maps.google.com/maps/ms?ie=UTF8&hl=en&msa=0&ll=44.412202,-92.823486&spn=0.847561,1.763306&z=9&msid=103775879896697322828.0004573f951750ea89599
Awl Cheezpeepz am invited!!! Dis b a Cheezmeet u wont wanting tu miss!
“Hoo will b dere” u asking?
Mii, deh CweenMJ, of course!
adn MuggleMary!!
Adn BuddyDitzmoresMom!!!
adn Speshul guest frum Washington — OnleeKitteh!!!
Adn Anuzzer Speshul Guest frum MishSeaGon — JanetCanHas4Kittehs!!!!
So wut am u waiting fur??
Start making ur planz now!!
Come on over tu Minnesota fur sum summer funz!!!
Hooray!!! Uh cheezmeet rite in mai nek ob teh woodz. Ai haz a HYOOJ eggsited!!
Oh ‘Niser!! Can yoo reelee come too??? It wud be ‘Niser” to meet chew!!
Yesh, yesh, ai wil bee there!! Cannut wayte tu meetz yu awl eeber! Habz yu bin tu Red Wing ebber? Iz berry nyce pwayce tu goe, lotz tu see an du. Habbnt bin in a cupple ob yeers, soe wil bee nyce tu vizit agin.
*heddesk*
LOL!! Ai trai!!
ummmm….. we nawt gonna b nekkid in deh woodz…
… I wuz thinking moar like fully klothed in a cafe.
Tee hee…..ai hadz tu goe bak an luk wut ai sed.
*Hazza embareassed*
Doo we hav a choyse?? Nekkid in deh woodz – oar fullee kloethed in a cafe??
Wot if a tree fawls in tohse woodz …. ??
Wot if a tree fawls in teh caffay??
Ai wood arks wi tehy stil hab teh crissmess tree enniwaze ??
Uh ohhhhhh!!!
Last yeer – anodder BEEEG limb fell frum mai big auld willow tree – also nawt so small tree sized – rite awn teh spot ware ai sat ebree day wehn ai take Barney out!
Ai think maybee teh treez hav it in fur meee!
* climez daon frum tree *
Wott sorr ??
Hmmmmmm . . . ar yoo sneeking around wif yor ittlol sorr in mai treez???
Wile yoo ar up there, wud yoo pleez trim them?? Wile ai am in teh hause?
Ai thott ide branch owt !!
Ai kno yoo tihnk ime nuts !!
* PB tihnks ob a diet faw treez !! Juss wawter fer a weeke *
Woodnut yoo kno it ?? Itz mai bedtiem !! Bai nao
!!
‘Nite!!
Bai PB, cayrful wiv taht sorr in bed
Moooom! Ahm tew big fer dis kiddie ryde! Ai wanna ryde taht roller koaster naow!!
An teh gween ferris wheelz tu!!
Ai doan’t fink dat roller koaster wud stan much uv a chans uv serbibin wiv enni uv teh kittehs Ai haz noed!
Kitteez wiv solid tummee bonez
!!
LOL!! Fur a minnit ai thot yoo sed trom bones!
Mewsiklol kittehz – we awlmoast had tehm!
Ai iz akshully surprized iz stil standin! Wif tu kittehs in teh howse? Hao dey keepz doze kitteh frum distroyin teh pwayce wif awl doze toiz??
Jest rolz wif eet babee
Ohai!
I jest got offa teh fone wif 3km. Teh Chikkin Man had himz sirjury dis moarnin an himz owt an in recubbery.
Him wil be inna horsepiddlol ovurnite den will go hoam 2morro.
Plz to keepin 3km an Chikkin Man in ur purrayurs. Hur sez to say, “Fankyoo” foar awl teh thots an suff.
Beems tu bofe 3kom an chikkin man. Ai nawt aksherlee noes CM, butt(!) if him haz had sir jury, beems be kneaded.
Chikkin Man be 3km’s hubbeh.
Him nawt a membur heer, butt 3km iz.
Sendin sum yoorupeen beems over to CM adn 3km, furr a swift recubery.
Nyoos flash! Grammyogg izza grammy agen. Littlol bebbeh gurl, Willow.
Welcom Willow!
ht tp://cheezburger.com/View/3699603968
Awwwww. . . “Willow.” THAT iz a purrrr itteh nayme!!
Welkum to teh whirld littlol Willow
Ohai littlol Willow!
Yu can has cheezburger?
congrats an welcum Willow!
I can has gud luk beems! sekund interveew for manager type position in 16 minutes!
eeep!
*sending gammacat beri calming gud luk beems*
Yul du grayte, gammacat. Jus beez urs elf.
*sending mor gud luk beems*
FangQ adrienneq! and fanks for teh frend rekwest! you have an adorable avatart!
Goe nock em ded!!! An break a leg!!!
whoose leg?
Hee hee! Any leg yu lyke!
Ohai gammacat, hoap mai beeemz iz nawt too layt – takes sum tiem to krossin teh atalantik!
Rayne. I lyke funderstorms wiffout rayne..not rayne alone. It be could…*brr* Hehe!