
BUS KITTEH to the places monorail kitteh can not reach!
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BUS KITTEH to the places monorail kitteh can not reach!
Picture by: Martijn84Roos86 Caption by: Wililum via Poster Builder
A kitteh affer mai own hart!
Congratz, Anni! Ai wundurr if teh kitteh is going to Lincoln to have some caek baeked by Anni!
Conductorations, Annipuss!
Ai iz glad u gawt teh tawp spot tihs tiem, Annipuss – cos ai noe bussis ar speshul foar u.
Thx OCM! Yep Ai aer a bus nut! (oar iffn Ai aer bein posh, a transport enthusiast!)
♪Anipuss is posh! which of courts, stands for Puts on Strange Habadasheries, aka CHRG.
Thx! Iffn him iz goin 2 Lincoln fur caek him haz a lawng wate! Nekst bizit dere iz in Nobembur!
Well, taht bawks doesn’t luk as iffn it was going to leave teh bus stop any time soon….
Troo, dat! An wiv doez weelz it wull be a bumpee ried!
tikkits pleez!
I tinkz you, anni, and Q are at tree-waye tai fer congrachulashions?
Going to go visit gramma!
Teh weels awn teh bus goe rownd an rownd… c’mon, ebreewun sing!
….rownd an rownd…
Teh weels awn teh bus goe rownd an rownd
Rownd an rouwnd
Rownd and rouwnd
Teh weels awn teh bus goe rownd an rownd
*crashis buss froo nawt consentraytin on de rode*
Ooops!
Shood ai cawl teh CCC? Oar juss sweep up teh glars an brokin bitz?
U okay A1?
Fien thx, juss a bit shuuk up.
*Donut wurry, dere is no glars in dis buss, itz maed ob card bored*
Ohai BF!
Ohai!
Ware? Ware’s Hugh? *piks up grass n stuffz* Heer Hugh! Heer Hugh!
Here I am! I was hiding behind the kelp!
*Hugs Hugh wif big big hugz* {{{{{{Hugh}}}}}} O hai hao’s teh wawter?
Teh peeplol awn teh buss goe ‘Oh, mai wurd’
‘Oh, mai wurd’
‘Oh, mai wurd’
Teh peeplol awn teh buss goe ‘Oh, mai wurd’
All dai lawng.
Dis purrsun awn teh bus goez ‘Ai’m geedin off’
‘Ai’m geedin off’
‘Ai’m geedin off’
Dis purrsun awn teh bus goez ‘Ai’m geedin off’
Rite naow!
The manatees on the bus go ‘Yikes, where’s the water?!’
‘Yikes, where’s the water?!’
‘Yikes, where’s the water?!’
The manatees on the bus go ‘Yikes, where’s the water?!’
All through the town!
Teh weels awn teh bus goe skware adn square
Sqware adn skware
Sqware adn skware
Teh weels awn teh bus goe sqware adn sqware
Butt down’t moob
Heer teh mowtur purrrr.
Ai do hoep dat teh uvver peeps busseses ar eesier 2 ried dan in KC. Vroooom vrooom! Dey start wif jakrabbit starts, wiplash stawps an, o teh Hugh Manatee, 2 weel corners! Gud mawrnin deer Cheezfrens! Schmooooo!
Ohai KCT! Gud 2 see u. Sum Lunnun bussiz aer liek dat – Iffn u hazn’t got sitted doun b4 it starts, u aer awlmoast owt teh bakk windo!
*run run run POWNSE* {{{{KCT}}}} sew glad tew seeing u mai frend!!
*bowls ober and ober and ober* *stands up woozily* O Hai BF473! O hai! {{{{{{{bluesfan473}}}}}}} So wunnermous 2 see u mai deer fren! Ai gawta giftee foar u…..form KC! Ta-da! Blues Hog!
teh…teh…teh bbq sawce? O teh hayuge yumminess! *faynts*
Gud 2 see U too! Been way, way, way too lawng! *bownsbownsbownsbownsbowns* Wuts gnu wif ewe? {{{{{{annipuss}}}}}}
Ahm gittin reely eggsited fer mai nawt-sekkond cheesemeet in wun weekweekweek! Ahm awn a 3 week shutdaown frum wurks, wich iz bahd, but it duz free meh up fer teh meet, wich iz guud!
*hazawurried* O ai am so happeetayled dat u gets to go to teh nawt-sekkund cheezmeet. Butt..butt..dey nawt closiing rite….jus foar 3 weekweekweeks, rite? U OK? It’s ben a lawng tiem mai deer fren.
Noe, nawt closing…sew far az wii knows. Jus bery slooow rite naow. Ai trine nawt tew freek owt (agin) kawse ai kant kontrol wat happins sew ai tell maiseff noe sense gittin awl wurkt up. Eesy fer meh tew tell maiseff, nawt sew eesy tew dew!
Butt az uzual, nun uv teh higher ups kno wat teh hek tehy want.
Dey tells us…’u having wun munff awf. Definitlee. Noe kwestshun bowt it’. Kay, nawt guud butt wii gits resined tew it an starts luukin forward tew teh time awf. Shutdaown wuz spose tew start las week.
Den, awn teh bery las dai wii spose tew wurk dey sez ‘o, u wurking neggst week’. Den awn wensdai dey sez ‘o, u wurking teh week affer taht tew’. ‘Kay, naow weer daown tew havin tew weeks awf, sposedlee. Den, awn friedegg dey sez ‘o, neber mynd, u nawt wurking neggst week, u awn shutdaown’.
Ai haz neber wurkt aneeware sew dizorganized! An iffen u fink it is confusin tew reed abowt, trust meh, it wuzznt anee eezier tew figger owt wen wii wuz akshulee dere eivver!
{{{{{{{{{{bluesfan473}}}}}}}}}}
*shayks fist at disorginysd werk peeps* Hoep it sawts owt suun.
OK. *sitsdownwifaconfoosedfais* Ai see.*duzzntsee* Wut u sed. So lawng as dey gawt it togevver sumhao.
it iz bery konfoosin, wat it boyled daown tew wuz…
‘U nawt wurking’
‘U wurking’
‘U wurking moar’
‘O, u nawt wurking’
silleh higher up peeps, maik up mai mynd!
*swim swim swim swim*
KCT!! It is so good to see you in cheeseland again!!
*hugs* Oops, sorry, here have a sham-wow to dry off!
Oh dear, I have ‘reply’ clicking fail! Its not easy with these flippers you know!
*dries awf wif sham-wow* {{{{{Hugh}}}}} Iz it reel hawt ware u ar? It haz ben in KC butt dey say it’ll be cooler foar a wile. Hao iz Blues Fan iz she ben swimmin wif teh fisheses 2 keep kewl?
Ahm afeerd swimmin iz nawt mai fortay, ai sink lyke a rok. Fank guudness fer teh ayre kondishunin, haz bee teh free aiches heer, hayzee, hawt an hoomid. Pleh!
Geet me 2 teh micky dee’s and step on it!
get meh sum friez wile ur tehyre, pleez?
Ai can haz 2 cheezburgers? PLZKTHX. Ai nawt had bekkyfast yet. The kids hev. Pyewacket iz getting big butt still smawller dan Inky. Ai will hav a noo cell fone (which Ai upgraded) an az soon as it transfers mai old number an minnits, den ai can send noo pikshurs! *getsawleggsitedandbownsawlober*
yay! *rolls oberanoberanober wif KCT*
O key doh key den! Commin right up! Now ai just has to find teh Mickey dees. *Lookz 4 Gee Pee Ess*
heh heh heh
yu sed Pyewacket haz big butt ( ! )
my adolesent sense of humor, ai shows it
Ai gawta go in a minnit. Ai gawta goes do mai ferapy (at hoem), get mai meds an hab bekkyfast which ai gawta do to taek mai meds an den ai gawta cawl teh poleece.
um….wai u cawlin teh poleece? Ebreefing otay? *haz a wurried*
Ads an otter wurried fayce next to BF!
Ohai KCT!
O Hai Africat! *bowlsoberAfricat* Pleez to see mai fred below. Ai nawt in trubble butt wen ai gets dese “Nigerian Scams,” Ai deleet dem butt teh wun Ai gawt dis mawrning, Ya just doan tell teh KCT dat she haz to do sumfing oar else. NOSIREEBOBLET! Hedbonks & purrs deer harts! Gud to see you, mai deer Africat! Mehbeh moar often!
Dere is a man hoo pretends to bee teh Eff Bee Eye an keeps sending emayos an Ai keeps deleetifying it an nawt respond. He claims dat ai must get sum munnies from teh “Counter-terrorism Division and Cyber Crime Division.” HAH! Hee a big frawd an Ai nawt respond and Ai deleet, deleet, deleet! Butt dis mawrning, hee nao upped teh ante an sez Ai must oar else….so Ai must cawl teh poleece. *SIGH* Such fraudsters. U can tell he iz fraud cuz Eff Bee Eye nawt gibs munnies away foar lotteries AND yooses werds liek “cheque” which is nawt the American way uv spelling and stuffz. *BIGGERSIGH* Ennyway,will be bak, Jak! Hedbonks & purrs!
U goe gurl!! Maiks meh wunder haow menne peeps dis gui haz alreddy skammed, sownds lyke a variashun awn teh ‘halp git munnee owt uv Nigeria’ skam er wun uv teh plethora uv other skams peeps fawl fer.
Ai gots tew skampurr awf tew teh wyld groceree stoar, bye!!
:O It appears monorail cat has competition…
:O It luks liek monorail cat has some competition!
Sorry for the double post >.>
noe problem Brendon, it happins lots. Strainge an misteerious r teh wais uv Werd Press!
Caysee Joanz Kitteh
am taykeengz a tripz and himz
amz hye awnz CatzNip!
Caysee Joanz Kitteh
prefurrz shynee, dampz CatzNip
frum Prittee Wun’z Gardinn!!
Caysee Joanz Kitteh
habz a cuzzinn, Rawkee Joanz,
hoo amz Spayss Raynjurr!!!
Jack.