
Yet another gratuitous Beaver Shot
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Yet another gratuitous Beaver Shot
Picture by: flinjager123 Caption by: JimPrice via Advanced Lol Builder
Um….Iz dat rood?
*ahem* yesh, and i believe dis one is showing its carroter.
Ai wuzn’t shore iffn it meened teh saem in ‘Merica as it duz in TTI (tho iz berry awld-fashund heer, Aifink.
well nao, yes an no! awl in da mind ob da beholdr.
congaz agin annipuss
It yoost 2 meen a fashul topiaree aka a beerd! Haz slipped sumwat!
LOL!!!
Haz jumpd tew teh uver gendur az well, upairuntlee.
URGENT INTROOSHUN!
Is enniboddee goin 2 teh Lunnun Cheezmeet in Hyde Park awn Furzdai teh nawt sekund uv Joolie? Ai can’t fyned teh post in teh Cryer, doan’t hab teh faesbuk. Ai doan’t wanna go dere awl bai maiselb!
Setting: Hyde Park; meet at Hyde Park Corner. Form cawfee tym (11am) til bedtym. Bring a piknik – big hats opshunal (sou’wester an snappy raynhuds myt be mor apro…aporp…papri…beddere!)
Dayt:Fursdai 1th Joolye
No replys awn teh Town Cryer so showt owt nao if yu is goin!
get tu teh nawty barn!
tru storee:
ai wuz awn teh menufacturen floyr talkun abawt hunten wif (mayl) peeps. sed ai cud unnerstan peeps hu hunt for fud butt(!) nawt peeps dat jus goe aot tu shute sumtink. ai sed (grabbun teh nawt sekkund non-fud animlol dat kaym tu miyn) “ai mene, iz nawt lyk sumwonz gunna eet eh bevah”…..den turnd redd redd redd tu his stare eccul lafftah.
Beevuh meet is aktully berry gud. An’ ai meen da animlol, nawt da uver kaind!
Ohai, lolfox! pleesd tu mete yu.
Den gawt ekskortid tew teh nawty barn?
wot paht awf ‘mayl peeps awn manufacturern floyr’ wuz konfusen? ai wuz alredde EN teh nawty barn!
adn Ohai, addrienneq! ai donz tink wez met!
*awfers floofy paw awf cheezfrensheep*
Ohai catena. Ize happeh tu mete yur akwayntense. I amz noo tu teh cheezlandz, butt(!) ebreewun seemz beri niez rownd heer.
*shaykz floofy paw awf cheezfrensheep*
yay fur noobeez!
adn mae ai kompleement yu awn yur fule…floosee…gudnuss et teh LOLspeke!
heer bii teh linkee fur teh lubblee adn talunted cweenmj’s Cheez Town Cryer. eet bii full awf win…lawts awf info adn stuff.
ht tp://cheeztowncryer.wordpress.com/
mine teh gap!
Fanks. Teh info iz mos welcum. Lotz ob stufz bees cunfewzyn heer, ore mebbe jus Ai’m nottso bryte. Idunno.
Why shoot teh pore beever just ’cause he/she’s gratootious? That is teh so not polite.
ai tink mus bii eh she. jus sayun…
Waddiz a gratooetus beeber aneeway? Hau is dibrent frum deh udders?
Beavers r weird, lol.
Dat bebeh beevur iz beri cewt.
Himz rydin himz tayle lyk iza serfbord.
Hayng ellebin!
yesh, afinkso two.
they wurks verry hard to build der hauses fur der kiddlets. ai don liek went peeps destroy der dam dams.
ai lieks dese rodents (rodents are friends, nawt,,, uh,, you know)
We has a fambly ob dem dat has mayded a dam inna canal daontown (Martinez, CA). Der has bin lawtsa bakk-n-forf bowt whut, if enyfing, tu du bowt dem. Wud be nyse tu letting dem stay, but teh jawb ob teh canal is tu halp prevent fluuding inna town, wich ai can unnerstand cuz ai wud lykes tu has a dry baysmint, thkuberimuch. But teh canal cant du dat jawb beri gud iffn is dammd up. Moobing teh beevurz wudnt du much gud cuz dey willl fynd der way bakk, adn ob kors no-wun wants tu tayk a, um, moar drastik approach, so der is kontrobersy… whut tu du?
aifinks reelokaytin dem wuld bee ay gud optshun. iffen dey is taykin tu ay playce ware dey culd dam tu der hart’s kontent den aifinks dey wuld stai at teh noo hoam.
Well, at leest tihs beever iz teh familee-frendly kind!
*add ur “Leev It Tew Beever” joke heer*
‘wut wuz teh nawteest ting sed awn teevee in teh fibbteez?’
‘Ward, dont yu tink yu wuz eh littul hard awn teh beaffur las nyte?’
thx ai just had it stufft
A beevur in teh handz is wurf …
Wait. Wut?
Free in teh damm?
tu teh nawty barn!
Ellebin in teh cornur pokkit?
Sebral skwertz ob han sanityezur.
**gigglolz**
Beebers iz lubbly. Yeers ago, sawr piktur en payper ob beeber — growed-up wun — dat had jus com to teh wyldlyf sank… sancte… taken-cayr-ob playce dat dai. Ladee wuz huggin beeber, an him wuz snorglin lyk a bebbeh. Nize beeber.
awww..taht wud bee a skweeeee! momint fer shure!
Dis remins me ov dah movee Naked Gun. neone no dah quote ai’m tinkin ov?
‘Thank you. I just had it stuffed’
still maeks me giglol!
Beavers are the coolest animals ever. God’s sense of humor shines through in them.
Armadillos & the platypus (platypi??) might fall into that category, too.
Platypussies?
Ai kno, Ai kno….
*slinx awf to NB*
*gigglol*
Ai thotted that azwell.
Awlzo deh penguin
Ah, penguins are awesome indeed!
Barrnee Beevurr amz
berreh gud wurkkurr. Himz wurkz
eeben wenz nawtz habz 2!
Barnee Beevurr seez
a prawblum and fikkssez it
b4 it getz wurzz!!
Barnee Beevurr wurkz
untillz ebbeefeengz bettah
den him taykz a Napz!!!
Jack.
I nawt finkso teh wun holdin it iz naymed Winona.
Dis be my uthur fabrit beevur shot.
Do not like! Iz not nice to kittehs or ladys…
adorablol
Likes to gnaw on hard wood too.
Beaver dentata = most dangerous
Aneeune ehlse see deh IMAX moobie on beebers? Berry inchesting and tuching! Dey maykes lub bai walzzing tugedder. Is berry sweet! (Cannawt du it deh tradishnal ammal way, cuz der taylz get indeh way)
Has the Cheese but forgot the Cake — FAIL!!!!
I started reading comments at the top, and initially mistook them for Bahasa Indonesia (which I don’t speak, but looks remarkable similar to those postings!)
In a moment I will never forget, at a national park, while camping, we were gathered with the other campers for late-evening nature movies. My then 4yo declared, after hearing the theme of the upcoming feature, “I LOVE BEAVER MOVIES!”