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Stoopid ape!
Congrats, NS!
Congacats NS!!!! Wee has an 8-way brayde, iff ai’m countin rite. Come awn ebbreewun, less dans!!
*Dans, dans, danses teh gayme bored dans*
Luuks lyke we has an ate-way makramay! Wowz!
*dans-dans-letshasaskwayrdans-swingurpartnur-dans-dans*
OOooh!! Wii eben haz enuff tu mayke da skwayrs fur da skwar dansdansdans!!
*happitayl doe sii doe*
*do-see-doez wiff mkm* Nao bao tu ur partnur adn Alamand Leff!
*baos to AP adn gigglols*
Hooz dis Alamand gui?? Du ai knowz himz??
Heh-heh, aifink hims frenly. Skwayr dansurz ar awl gud peeps.
Ai wuz tryin tu merember cawls frum wen ai yoozd tu dans mumbldy yeers ago. Aifink teh Alamand left wuz wayr u tayk ur partnur bai teh leff arm adn turn arown, yoozhully folloed bai a Grand Ryte-adn-Leff tu go awl arown teh skwayr. Wuz a fun wun kuz it yoozhully ment u gotted bakk tu ur orijinul playsez adn cud mixify it ups agen.
Ai useded up mai extensib nawlidj ob da skwayr dans cawls wiff “doe sii doe”!
Ai did it for a kupla yeers. Gawt fru teh basics adn moast ob teh Plus cawls, but nawt, um, aifink dey cawld it A-1.
Wuz tuu much tu rememberfy wiffin teh fast payse ob a dans.
Yu noez, dat’s part ob teh skware dans callins.
Callins??? Lyke “vodkka callins”??
*chekz watch tu sii if itz happitayl howr yet*
Well, ai spoze yu cud hab a vodkka callins in betweenz teh dansin.
*Allemans leff ober tu teh bar*
*joins Niser at teh bar*
Ai culd, butt (!) den ai cuddnt dansdansdans anee moar.
It wuld bii moar lyke doe sii dans fallober.
*goez ober tu teh beer keg, grabs tuu mugs*
*starts chuggin beers wiff a grand ryte adn leff*
Ah, uh tu-fistified dwinker!!!
**runzwifakwikneztutehbar**
plz tu hab a beer oar tu wif u?
**gibz reeellee sad iies tu MKM, AP & ‘Niser**
Ob course yu can!
*slides a frostee mug o’beer down da bar tu TJM*
Cheerz!!
*sirklols leff bakk tu teh keg*
*moobs teh tap forwurd-adn-bakk tu fill a mug*
*promenayds ober tu TJM*
*hands it tu hur wiff an alamand leff*
**chugchugchug BURP**
scuze mii, fankiez bery musch ai kneaded dat
u amz susch a gud danser AP ur Papa musta beez prowd aifinkso.
*prance caper twirl dip prance*
oooff! now ayme tired!
ZZZzzzzz….
*tukks a floofy cheezpeep map blankee arownd GC*
Happy Dweems!
Nawt fayre!
Ware izz teh fayre? Ai wantz tu ride teh tilty-whirly adn teh bumphur Karz
Ooh, mii tu! And nomnomnom teh cawtun canndee, adn luk at awl teh ammynols, adn play teh gaems! Mebbe wins a teddee bare!
oooo anna teh funnell caekz amz teh bestest!!
So un fayr!
GMTA!
Stomp! Stamp *frose gaym acrors rume*
Um, doan hurt urseff, kitteh. Aifink gaym is much biggur den u.
AAAHHHH….da goest ob da Verizon gui iz whisspurrin in mai eer!!
Oh wayt, itz Niser….whew, dat gabe mii a skaree!!
*hazza heddayke*
*duzzint wanna reed teh
teensy weensyitsy bitsy type ennymoar today**wispurrs*
Iz dis betterer?
Yesh, fankies.
*wispurrz* sowwy
Yesh, sowree NS! Doez whisspurrs bii hard awn da eeyz, aifinkso.
Ai hayts dis gaym! Ai hayts it!!
Haytessss it forebbers! Bagginses!
Nebber pwaying dis stoopy gaym agin. Nebber, nebber, nebber!!!
Untill da nextezt tyme!! *snerk*
Ai gess itz teh kynd ob gaym u lubs tu hayts.
Presshus!
Whaddaya meen itz cuz ai downt haz fumbz???
Dis fing has teh big buttuns eben a kitteh can poosh wiff hims pawz!
Oh. Darn. Cant yooz dat as an eggskyoos den, can ai. Hmm.
U kud push teh “jump” button wif ur paw — but werkin teh “runnin bakkanforf” control wud be eezier wif fumbz, aifinkso.
Mebbeh teh kitteh & teh hyoomin kud werking togevver to win teh gaym!
Ai hazza hard enuff tyme werking da “jump” button adn runninbakadnforf WIFF fumbs, butt(!) den ai dont finkso mai bwain/eeyz/pawz conn ekt shun iz dat gud!
Ai wuld deffin eightlee need da kitteh tu halp mii win da gayme!
Dat wuz a nyce twy, tho!
Giant woe! Sumwun must pay!
need noms as consolation!
Cursez awn dat!!
I nebber played Donkee Kawng, butt I lubbed playin Q-bert.
My fabritist fing to do wuz to mayk him fawl offa teh bloks an mayk him curse at me.
U nawt want tu reskew teh princess frum teh Gorillya? Iz awlmoast az gud az being teh fyremanz aifinkso.
I finkso I wud rathur be reskyood insted of bein teh reskyoo-er.
*nods*
Dere iz a lawt less runnin’ involved in bein teh reskyood. Ai hayts runnin’!
Yup. Awl ya gotta do iz stand dere wif ur arm up aginst ur hed (lyk Penelope Pitstop) an holler, “Halp! Halp!”
**agweez wif rhsb & NS**
ai wantz teh fyremenz tu come anna sab mii whilst ai jest waitz fur dem.
Aggravation Kitteh !
Oooh, ai uzed tu LUBS aggrabashun!!! Modern-dayz form ob parcheezee, aifinkso!!
Ai plaed dat! Wif dem marbulz – rite?
Yesh, wen ai wuz littlol, wee had a bored dat wuz parcheezee, chineez chekkers an sum udder fing…..awl pwayed wif marblols. wuz ours ob funz foar teh kidlets!!
aifinkso der usta beez a marble/board gaem naemed Wa-hoo, duz NEwun member dat gaem oar amz ai dweemin
Kitteh duzent upreesheyate bein pwnd bai teh ooglee munkee. Nawt attawl.
Gibbon dat kitteh iz coming owt from =TOP= ob gaym, duzzent dat mean kitteh WAS Donkey Kong?
Juss soakin up teh warms, yawnin frum mai nappins.
Keep playin, hyoomin… keeps teh warm ayrs flowin.
*is horrifyd dat she myte has inadbertintleh brokin a pun-run*
*notissez teh wurd “hyoomin”, hoaps it kownts in teh seekwenss*
*reelyzes dat sheez in danjur ob braykin it agen wiff awl dis finkin*
Mebbe iffn u Go rilla fast mebbe u can win dis tyme. *phew!*
Yore gowing ape on dis pun run.
Adn iffn yu downt win da gayme, mebbe yu culd goe play da mandril-lyn insted!
bu… bu… but… bunobo gunna beet meh at dis gaym!
Mebbe iffn wii chimp adn sayvez our munnies, wii can bi da newest bersion ob dis gaym!
Howler y cal. Iz mewzyk tu mai eerz. Teh gaym saond nawt tu shabbee eber.
Ittlol be obsoleet by teh tyme u gets hoam *ba-boon-tish!*
G orang a tang yu daon offa dat gaym adn gib yoo lotz ob snorflols adn tikkul dat sorft lukkin belleh tu.
Purhapz u iz rite. Ai noe DK afishinawdo. Ai awlwayze purfurred Bergur Tyme mys elf.
Ai missed Jack Deth’s birfdai on da last pikture, so ai wishes him a BIG HAPPYTAYL BIRFDAY fur da poet lauret ob ICHC.
Wassa Lauret? I noe wat a Lorikeet iz. Maibe yu ment Powt Lorikeet?
Oooh….lorikeet…..prittee!!
kitteh shud go tu yootube and luuk up instrukshunul vidios awn hao tu win.
Velvettee Kitteh
shoodz playz Dawnkee Kawng awn
Beeg Gye’z Cawmpewturr!
Beeg Gye’z Cawmpewturr
habz a Mowsee dat Kitteh
can yooz betturrerr!!
Cawmpewturr Kitteh
will winz mennee gaymz dis way
andz capchurr Mowssee!!
Jack.
itz minn ” taik a oxigenn”. ….. .. . yessi .. . . . . ….♪
stoopy gaym cheets!