
Ralphie, don’t you have a dimmer switch?
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Ralphie, don’t you have a dimmer switch?
Picture by: dunno source Caption by: RedRobin via Advanced Lol Builder
Ai is tryin tu sleeps heer, ykno.
Congrats an GMTA!
Fankeez, anni!
Feelz lyke ur burnin a hoal in mai bakk.
Luuk… mai furz ar startin tu curlify.
Oooh – AP! U haz a so-low! Concatshoelaces on ur nawt sekkund!
*happitayl dans dans dans*
Ai duz? *luuks* So ai duz! *happitayl dans-dans wiff NS*
Wen ai hitted teh buttun, ai showd up awl aloan. Gess ai gotted lukky!
conga ratz AP!! whut a graet solow!!!
Congarats an laser beem kittehs awn yoar soloe nawt sekkund, AP!!
Fankeez, ‘Niser! *puts awn shaydz* 8)
Heez so brite, we shud call him “Sun.”
goggie sez teh lights are on…but noooooobody’s home… stoopy goggie
An himz fyoochoor’s soe brite, yu gotta ware shaydes!
Yoar hurtin mai eis!!
Sum uv us aer tryin 2 sleap heer
URGENT INTROOSHUN!
Is enniboddee goin 2 teh Lunnun Cheezmeet in Hyde Park awn Furzdai teh nawt sekund uv Joolie? Ai can’t fyned teh post in teh Cryer, doan’t hab teh faesbuk. Ai doan’t wanna go dere awl bai maiselb!
*wishes i could be dere*
*Wishis sumbunny wud be dere!*
Ohai Anni ! Dyd u chek teh Tearoom? Ai noes sum peepz haz been posting – speshully tuday. Gud Luck, wishes ai wuz dere!
‘Scuse mai borked brayn Anni, but ai ment tu sez dat on teh tearoom dere wuz peepz posting abowt the TTI Cheezmeet……….hope it helpz u !
Thx TTC – not abowt teh Hyde Park wun, but innerestin – will meet OCM an A1 nekst munf!
mine teh gapp
h ttp://cheeztowncryer.wordpress.com/2010/06/11/furred-lunnon-innernashnul-cheezmeet-2/
Sorri anni, ai hasta wurk.
Butt(!) herez de linq tu de page on de Town Crier
ht tp://cheeztowncryer.wordpress.com/2010/06/11/furred-lunnon-innernashnul-cheezmeet-2/
Anni, the full info wuz on June 11 on the Town Cryer front page.
Hope thatz wot u knead.
Ai cudn’t fyned it! Thanks posting the link, A1. Lukks liek Ai’ll be awl alown! (though if enniwun els sez dey wull be dere, Ai wull get dere – uvverwyze Ai’ll stai hoem!)
Juss notissed catena poastid teh link 2. Thx. Wunner wye Ai cudn’t fyned it.
yu had tu kepe pajun bak unda ‘olda postz’. it wuzznt awn teh siyd listun.
It shud be nao – in teh “Hoo’s Torkin”!
Yep Ai haz fyndid it an riplyed. Lukks liek Ai wuz teh ownlee wun innerestid!
Ambercat, aithinks dat de Posh bint whu stole yore identittee mite hab got de dayt rong in de Cryer, izznt it de 26 Jooli fur arftanoon tee in Lunnon?
Wot did she sai? Did shew get teh munf rong? Sillee moo!
ai r sry dat ai kannt maek it ebben tho ai’ll bee neer… gots to hab a meetup wif mai brudder an his frenz that moarnin…
It lukks az iffn dere wull nawt be a cheezmeet in Hyde Park!
Wall when u git der haz a nom foar meh. Iz mai burf dai adn ai nawt can bee dere.
oh, yesh. *swithces off hi beams*
Ah, fankeez. *pulls poyntee-ends owtta teh karpit, re-sheefs dem*
*blinkerblinkerblinkerblinkerblinkerblinkerblinkerblinkerblinkerblinker*
Ai sed turn dem down, nawt pullover.
Pullover? In tihs wether?!
I thought those were called jumper cables on your side o’ teh pond?
Jumper; sweater; pullover; woolly pully: all teh saym fing. An if it opens doun teh frunt it’s a cardy, butt(!) if it has no sleevs it’s a tanktawp!
So, jumper cables are sweaters knitted whif cablol stictch which you can has pully woolly pully the arms , one to dead batterie and one to live battery to connect two batteries to CHRG one o them?
yup, yu’ve gawt it!
sowns liek ur beehynd a reelee sloe, tew uze teh staireeotipe, awlder dribber…butt (!) wer ai lib, mennee peepz uv awl agis eivver doan uze teh blinkerblinkerblinker att awl oar iz awn awl teh tyme… heh
;0)
Orlwais dip yore hedlites fur oncommin traffik.
cheezus twice! iz eh zombee!
get awp teh stayrz!
Butt(!) soft; wot lyt thru yonder windo brakes?
It is teh beest, adn Ralfiez iyez ar ablayz.
Ohai Everypeeps – Ai is inneruptin maiself to tell yu Ai is takin part in teh Race for Life: Issa nanyule fun draser fur Cancer Research UK. Yooshally, it’s a 5km corse butt(!) tihs yeer som veyoos is doin 10km, an taht’s wot Ai is doin. Ai is wolkin, nawt runnin, cos Ai is nawt a loud to run, on payn ob….payn! Plus, Ai is rubbish at runnin! Ai kno tyms is hard but plees fish doun teh bak ob teh sofar an see if yu can spayr som pennees. Ai kno it’s a Brit chariddy but cancer docs R verree gud at shayrin so teh treetments an eben cyur Cancer Research UK fynd will be yoosed awl ober teh whirld!
Mai sponsor payj is h ttp://www.raceforlifesponsorme.org/ruthajames
Mynd teh gap!
Cowdogwah gawt me to mai furst £100 an 2minions has started us orf to mai sekkund. So far 6 owt ob mai 10 sponsors R cheezpeeps! If yu kno sumwun affekted by cancer plees sponsor me, or help yur local cancer chariddy.
Kthxbaisponsorme!
Odderwys, yu gets……ukulelelelelelee!
Werth a $5 sponsor?!
Absolutelee!
Woohoo! Ai bleev yu can sponsor in Merkin dollars an it majikly terns into TTI pownds!
I might b doin somfing wrong butt(!) wen I goes to yer sponser-site I juss see lols.
h ttp://www.raceforlifesponsorme.org/ruthajames
Ohai, Ambercat:
Dis clip luukz alawtz
lyke ‘Akksiss Ubz Awwsum’ wut
duz ‘Free Koardz’ mewzikk!
Midnyte hayrdz Pritteee
Wun haz moast prawmminent voyss
ubz awll t3h seengurrz!!
Jusst proobz aginn dat
Ebbeefeng Oladz amz brandz
Noo. ‘Speshlee Mewzikk!!!
Jack.
Iz nawt Jooliet…..butt (!!) it iz teh east an kitteh iz teh sun. Kitteh lazer beem brites, dey wil blinded yu!!
(Dat last parte nawt Shake Speer, bai teh waye.)
Noe?
the light at the ends of the tunnels turn owt to be oncoming kitteh….
Ohai, adorable! ai wuz jus menshunen yu adn yur ufny blog ova teh weak end.
Hi Catena hopes you is well.
Well, Ralphie iz at leest brite-eyd, if nawt bushee-tayled.
heers teh burfday fairy to say HAPPEE BURFDAY to Flamedragon5, brightspot, OtherMother, an Jack Deth an evreewun else hoo haz a burfday today! i haz bringd yummy fudjy burfday caeks, rich n buttery yello caeks wif crunchy brown sugar topping, iskreem, frooty fizzy party punch, fansee shiny party hats, an goodie bags filled wif glo-in-teh-dark frizbeez, “jack deth’s greatest ohaiku hits vol. 1″ (volumes 2-elebenty also avaylable, all ob jack’s greatest ohaiku wuld not fit in teh goodie bags!), kandee, an glo-in-teh-dark alien an zombie stikkers!
an a big swish ob teh burfday wand to making all yor burfday wishes come troo!
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The Kafleen the Donkey Burfday Song
It’s yer burfday
an dats wunnurmuss
it’s yer burfday, it’s troo!
ebben doe deres
uddurs sharin it
dere is onlee WUN SPESHUL U!
Ohaiku happi
burfdai, dear Jack, yu has brort
much poetik joi!
Ohai Hippos Burdiez an mini smores tu Jack, OtherMother, Flamedragon5 & brightspot!!!
*reeds sum ob jacks fineist wurks*
Happeetayle Burfdae
Tu Jakk hoo ritez ohaiku
Teh bset inz Cheezeland!
Ohai, ebbeewunz!
Fudjee Cayk andz punch
wiff frootz am t3h bestest. Glowz
In Dawrk Frissbeez RAWK!
Klyde andz Ralffee nawtz
needz Layzurr Beem Ieez 2 clymz
t3h Stayrz layt atz nyte!!
Ralffee canz yooz himz
Layzurr Beem Ieez 2 wawrmz up
Nom Nom Bawkz Peetza!!!
Jack.
Happitayl Burfing Dai tu Yuuuuu, Jack!!! Ai tryded tu leebe a msg fur yu, butt (!) WP iz beein expeshullee pretzelee tudai *hrmph*
Aneehooz…ai hopez yu hab a mos wunnermus burfdai!!!
*frows beeg pawzfullz ob sparkly burfday catfetti tu da Eest*
Happy birfingday to yu, Jack ov teh brilliyant haikus and teh reelly reelly cool abatar pikshoor! May yu always haz teh wunderful birfday!
wonse awpun eh tyem
(eh berree lawng tyem ehgo)
eh poe ut wuz borne
Happitayl birfingday to awl birfday peeps!
Oh hab a happee
birfingday, speshul peepz who
wuz borninged tuday.
(mai poeticalness, let me nawt show u it!)
Tehre’z an guai daoun awn teh koarnur hoo izz selleng “raybannz” foar tue dollerz … sutch an deel! Goe bai yurselv an pear, wye doancha?!
Tehre’z an guai wurks daoun teh chipp shawp swares heez Elvis.
Juss lyk yu swore to me taht yu’d be tru
Tehre’z an guai wurks daoun teh chipp shawp swares heez Elvis.
Butt(!) he’s a lyr an Ai’s nawt shor bowt yu!
Ai lubs tihs wun too – eben mor tahn Billy Bragg’s rijinal!
Yess, ai liek dat wund. An dis wun orlwais maeks me larf.
Tyger Tyger, burnign brite,
On the starecayse in the nite
Luk owt! Yu’ll set the kertins alyt!
Whut immortul hand or iye
Kud taym thy feerful skorchy-fry?
*wispas*
Dat wud be Evlis frum de chip shawp upthred
bryte eyes…
Speeking ov bright eyes…
htt p://w ww.youtube.com/watch?v=lj-x9ygQEGA
OMG! I missed looking at the name of the captioner yesterday! IT’S MY SISTER’S WORK! YAYYYYY! *APPPLAUSE! APPLAUSE!*
(I feelz stoopid. Srry, RedRobin)
I toldza NOT to beck up inter da elektrikal plugg!