
I TOLD you not to get teh cheep cat fud!
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I TOLD you not to get teh cheep cat fud!
Picture by: mee Caption by: Molly_B via Advanced Lol Builder
it ar poison!
an kinda oranj kolered, come to fink of it….
Wuz orinj adn kruncheh onna owtsyd, bloo adn skwishee onna insyd.
Congratz! PS joo iz culler-blihnd?
Congrats, carosue!
Congarats Carosue ob teh tawp spawt! Wud u lyke somez bloo cololored cukkies foar teh sillybrashun? We haze a 5 way tye aifinkso!
Conga Ratz carouse.
Ai haz sum leftobers frum Sundai U mai liek.
Iz teh Barbie kews spare ribz, corms awn teh cobz, cole slaw, tato saludz adn teh blooberri cobblurz wif homemayd stromberree icee creemz.
Six, nao… dharma sneekd in layt (WP musta bin nommin on “dye”).
ai tink datz deh furst tiem datz happ……WP has done dat.
WP eets stuff an horks it bak up agin awl teh tyme. sumtymes it manajis tu keyp whut it eeted doun.
Nao ai has a diseez!
Ai is dying frum teh horriblol bloo-tung-sikkniss!
Ahhhh kitteh’s in teh lollololpops againn!
Or mebbe italyun iseez? Dey has a flaybur cawld “bloo”.
Yesh, bawt doan deh streat frum Tommy “Fat Fingers” Cheezacaro. It wuz teh raynebohw flavur, but Tommy maded kitteh an offur he cudnot refoose.
Oar a slush puppy – Ai haz seed kidlets wiv tungs liek dis kitteh’s.
Lukk wat it’s dun!
Adn itz awl ur fawlt!!
Soylant Bloo…DO NAWT WANT!!!
AHHHHHH!!! We’re eeting Cheezpeepz!!!!
Noh! Bloo wud be Dr Drakken adn Freakazoid.
bleu die is deh wurst!
Da bloo tootzee pawpz iz teh bess!
Awltho ai finks bloo razbeari iz a nawt reel flayvur.
Ai’z turnin intu a smurf…..HALP!!
oar mebbes ai jest eated one?
*burps owt a littlol whyte hat* Hoo towld yu dat???!
*applyz anti-smurf jell tu mkm* Howzzat?
Oh fankies beri beri muchly AP!!
Turnin intu a smurf bii a fayt worser dan deth….aifinkso!!
*tee hee*
Akordin tu teh laybul, it also halps agenst teh hartbrayk ob soryesis.
Eggsellint! Cuz wii awl noe hao hartbrayking it can bii tu hab da sore eyes!
Oh wayt….datz nawt wot yu sedded!
Adn imbarrashing eetches ob sordid varietees……
Adn runnee noez
Adn neer sited ness
Adn hally toes sis…
Adn……………
Agawnies ob rednesses adn itchys
Bloo tong disees, sordid variatees
Carpeel tunnil sindrone/
D………….
Dimensha
Ellifuntytis
Froggy-voyse sindroam
G…
Goggie slobburs
Hollowtoesis
Iodyne poyzun
J…
Duz it awlso remoob unsitelee hare? (wye iz hare ownlee unsitelee in adbertizmints?)
Ai dunno…wot duz da labelol sai ’bout uglee bunnehs?! *tee hee*
Sorwee anni, ai’z stuk in “snerky” mode tudai!
**pikks up remnints of gnawed-awn bloo sharpee**
Ennywun kno ennyfing abowt di?
**frows “s” at prevyus post, rite befoar kweshtun mark**
Cattchifies teh “s” in mydayre ***
**frows a bunch of misellaneus ledders at TTC**
*leep-snag!* Ai gawt an “L”!
Gimme an “O”! Gimme an “L”! Whudduzat spell?
I nawt kno dere wuz gonna be a kwiz!
Yesh! Izzit muwlteaplol choyse??? Beddur be, aididnawt studee!
**desydes nawt to cheet offa TTC’s paypurr**
Gud idear
*pikks up tu shynee krinklol-bawls, jumps inna ayr*
LOLCAT, LOLCAT, YAAAYYY!!1!!
Teh bebbehs maekin Papa a liddol uh, er, um, eggsitablol?
*cheets offa TTC’s paypurr*
Oooh, oooh….Ai noe, ai noe….42!!!
Wot?
umm TO wuz signing autojirgrafs?
Who iz TO?
tirrel owinz…teh futbawl playur dat nawt getz payd enuf munnies. Onlee wuz payd elebentee millyunz last yeer.
Dat pittins?
Bless himz hart, havvin to libs in povurtee lyk dat.
*snerk*
No, I did nawt eet yr blooburee pawpsikul. Y wud u fink….?
O krap. I’z buztid, izzint I?
Mebbe kitteh iz part Chow?
Dey iz teh wunz wif teh bloo tongs, rite?
U iz kurrekt, but dat paws-ubilutee rayziz moar kweschunz den it ansurz.
GMTA!
I buyeded you sum blooburys, but ai eated dems.
Dat’s alrite, kitteh.
Dey gibs me teh inderjeshtun ennyway.
Poor kitteh’s got teh blooz…
♫ I got this mornin finkt I wood dust my room♫
Ai wuz tinkin ob da sayme sowng, butt(!) ai cuddnt renemmberer da werds oar hoo singded it!
Mai worn owt, sleep deprived bwain…lemme show yu it!
Robert Johnson granddaddy of delta blues.
Oar, mebbe kitteh camed to Kentuckee an eetid teh BLOO-GRASS!
missteeree solbed!
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(mynd teh spayces)
(btw, dey tayste teh sayme as teh regyoolar wunz)
O.o I EATED A SMURF!
Poor Kitty! Must have gotten into some ink cartridges!
I reeded it as “cat fluid” Mai kitteh maye bee a kwart lowe!
esse bichano me assustou! com essa cara zangada e essa boquinha aberta mostrando sua perigosa lingua roxa! se eu fosse dono desse gato eu ficaria com medo dele!
Sigh. Kitty ate a Na’vi. Eywa is not pleased.
Gosh. It ate a smurf, for sure !