
It’s nice of you to want to play with me, but I think you’re too hoomin sized for my fortress
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It’s nice of you to want to play with me, but I think you’re too hoomin sized for my fortress
Picture by: eliza Caption by: Sissy via Advanced Lol Builder
An enniwai, u’r a gurl!
Congacatshoelaces, anni!! Luks lyke juss U and mee heer.
Nebber sai ‘we aer alown’ sumwun awlwaiz pops up! Ohai A1!
Well, ai woz heer fur a little minnit, butt(!) nao ai m bakk at wurk. Congratchewlayshuns to de bofe of yoo for yore tii. Bai fur nao.
Hee hee. Gerl jermz. Congrataz, Annipuss an Niser awn ur tie.
Thx OCM!
But, but, ai can bee tinee!!
U sit dere an ai plai miaowntayn clymin insted.
Ohai AnemoneOne!! Ai nawt beweeve wee haz met. Hao yu bee??
*Extens floofy paw ob frenship*
*Nipps bakk frum de orifiss an extenz inkee paw tu ‘Niser*
How duu yuu duu, nais tu meet yuu.
*Nipps bakk tu desk* *Falls ober frum too mush nip*
*Holdz glas owt*
U gots enee moar ob dat nip??
*qwiyetlee tells ‘Niser ware de stash is and getz bak tu her desk b4 enniwun notisses dat sheez missing*
Nebber mynd plai..SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!1!!
*splort*
*Mirrur, sygnal manoober*
Oh noez, DamianaGMD iz down!! Wut a mess!!
Wee-ohhh-wee-ohhh, makz wai foar de CCC!!!
*Sweeping up deh braynez, sweep, sweep, sweep, awl in a BEEG pile*
*Rinse, rinse, rinse inna sparklolin lemming wadders*
*Scoop, scoop, shovvel, shovvel, pour bak inna hed*
*Pak, pak, pak awla braynez bak in deh hed*
*Snaps on deh eggstra strawng noo CHRG (wif pikshoors ob baybee lambees awn it)*
*Wrap, wrap, wrap wif deh ranebow duckee tayp*
*Tayp, tayp, tayp, roun an roun de head*
OK u lukking bedder awlreddy, DamianaGMD.
*Leeds DGMD tu de splort recubbery loung an wrapz up in deh floofee Cheezpeepmap blankee.*
Heerz sum hawt chokklit an animul crakers. Nao juss restt an doan lukk at de kyoot agin wifout yoar protectif gogglols.
*weekly*
O, fanks fur teh reskew, Niser! Sumbuddy needz tew kwikly ishoo a lebel-elebenty!!!1! splort warning for tihs bebbeh, Aifinkso!
*noms animlol crakkers*
*sipsipsps teh hawt chokklit*
Blargh! I am ded frum teh cyoot! SPLORT!
Mirrur, signul, manoober….
Nee-naw nee-naw maek wai fur teh CCC
*sweep up OCM’s branes an rinse dem wiv saline solushun*
*pakk dem caerfullee bakk in teh hedd an replaes hed bonez*
*fassen wiv dekratib dukky taep *
*snap awn a nyoo CHRG(wdoi)*
*Leed bictim to teh splort recubbery lownj and wrap inna floofy cheezpeepl map blankie an gib sum hawt choklit an a choklit possum*
Dere, rest a while an doan’t luk at teh pikchoor wivout ur purrtektib gogglez.
Oh noez, nawt anubber wun!!! OCM iz down!!!
*Mirrur, sygnal manoober*
Wee-ohhh-wee-ohhh, makz wai foar de CCC!!!
*Sweeping up deh braynez, sweep, sweep, sweep, awl in a BEEG pile*
*Rinse, rinse, rinse inna sparklolin lemming wadders*
*Scoop, scoop, shovvel, shovvel, pour bak inna hed*
*Pak, pak, pak awla braynez bak in deh hed*
*Snaps on deh eggstra strawng noo CHRG (wif pikshoors ob baybee lambees awn it)*
*Wrap, wrap, wrap wif deh ranebow duckee tayp*
*Tayp, tayp, tayp, roun an roun de head*
OK u lukking bedder awlreddy, Ozcatmum.
*Leeds Ozcatmum tu de splort recubbery loung an wrapz up in deh floofee Cheezpeepmap blankee.*
Heerz sum hawt chokklit an animul crakers. Nao juss restt an doan lukk at de kyoot agin wifout yoar protectif gogglols.
Oh noe, OCMz down.
Mirrur, signul, manoober….
Nee-naw nee-naw maek wai fur teh CCC
*sweep up OCM’z branes an rinse dem wiv saline solushun*
*pakk dem caerfullee bakk in teh hedd an replaes hed bonez*
*fassen wiv dekratib dukky taep *
*snap awn a nyoo CHRG(wdoi)*
*Leeds bictim to teh splort recubbery lownj and wrap inna floofy cheezpeepl map blankie an gib sum iced tee an a choklit possum*
Dere, rest a while an doan’t luk at teh pikchoor wivout ur purrtektib gogglez.
Waow! Trypple reskyoo! Ai donut kno if ai’ve evver seen a trypple b4.
Bebbeh kitteh iz sew cyoot ai mite knead a trippl bai pars! Wat a sweet littlol fais!
Woa! A triplol reskew! Fanks giez. *Sips hawt choklitt an iced tee in terns*
Splort warning elebenty!!!11!! Dis bebbeh iz danjyrmous!
*titans CHRG*
Bukklols bike helmutt ober CHRG fur reinforssminse!!
Oh Hai peepz!!!
Kin I hazzing ur tenshunz fur a minnit? erm, no, dat nawt sownd rite. nawt ur tenshunz, ur A tenshunz, ya, datz wut I mented.
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¡¡Anownsement!!
Dhere am going tu b a Cheezmeet in MenneeSnowDaze dis summer!!
Wut, u sez, dat can’t b!!
Yes, I sez, it am troo!!!
On SunnyDay afternoon, August 8 in Red Wing, Minnesota!!
Deh exact time and place am yet tu b determined!
Mark ur calendarz!
“Whair am Red Wing” u asking? Check ur Cheezpeepz map and looking fur Cweenmj. maps.google.com/maps/ms?ie=UTF8&hl=en&msa=0&ll=44.412202,-92.823486&spn=0.847561,1.763306&z=9&msid=103775879896697322828.0004573f951750ea89599
Awl Cheezpeepz am invited!!! Dis b a Cheezmeet u wont wanting tu miss!
“Hoo will b dere” u asking?
Mii, deh CweenMJ, of course!
adn MuggleMary!!
Adn BuddyDitzmoresMom!!!
adn Speshul guest frum Washington — OnleeKitteh!!!
Adn Anuzzer Speshul Guest frum MishSeaGon — JanetCanHas4Kittehs!!!!
So wut am u waiting fur??
Start making ur planz now!!
Come on over tu Minnesota fur sum summer funz!!!
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““Whair am Red Wing” u asking?`”
it b owtsyde teh walls ub redwing xD
ai wish! y’all R sew fantabulous! Hav a purrrrfectly purring meet!
btw…this kitten….THUD.
OMGsqueeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!
ai kwite kon-kurrz.
skweeeeee X infinitee!
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee *breaves hevly*
Ai onlee jus stobbed skueeins fwom erleirz…huff
I can has splortashuns?
O noze! splortashuns? taht sownds seerius!
Whoop whoop whoop heer coms the CCC!
Sweep sweep ur braynes inno a tydee pyle
Rinse rinse wif sparklee lemmum wadder
Tuck tuck pat pat bak inno braynium cabity
Snap snap awn the eggstra strenff CHRG (wdoi)
Taype taype wif rainbo cullered ducky taype
Leeds the wai tew the splort recovery lounge
Snuggle snuggle u inno a cheezfrends mappie blankie
Handz ober stoofed bebeh pengwin tew cuddle
Offerz trai uv hawt chokklit an sordid pastrees.
Naow, u jus rest a minnit an doan luuk at anee cayute pixures fer a wile, kay?
See dat bottlol ober dere? It sez ‘drink meh’. Maibee iffen u drink it u shrink daown lyke Allis an u kan fit in mai fort!
i do dat den.
Dat baybay kitay is waiting for teh crow
Den tey can has some ice cream
and butter up teh beaks and paws
and danse a ho ho
and danse a panther
ice cream for show
ice cream for cat
now I must go
say hello
to the crow
SQEEEEEEE!! whut a kyoot kitteh!!! splort alurt X elebenty onna dis wun aifinkso.
Arrghh!!! teh kyoot!!!
*tituns CHRG*
Liddill Kitteh habz
grayt beeg jynoarmuss rume awll
4 hurz wyde ieedz sellf!
Jack.
Gorjus litlol bebeh.
Giggle giggle! (fastens CHRGwdoi and HGGs)
Cuteness oversode!
I mean overdose…
Heehee! Adorablol kitteh luuks lyk bobblolhed toi, aifinkso.
Congrats Sissy on the fp!
Thanks!
LOL SOOO CUTE HEHE!!
I haz dose piwwows! And cumfuhtor!