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It’s nice of you to want to play with me, but I think you’re too hoomin sized for my fortress

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  1. annipuss says:

    An enniwai, u’r a gurl!

  2. 'Niser says:

    But, but, ai can bee tinee!!

  3. AnemoneOne says:

    U sit dere an ai plai miaowntayn clymin insted.

  4. DamianaGMD says:

    Nebber mynd plai..SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!1!!

    *splort*

    • 'Niser says:

      *Mirrur, sygnal manoober*
      Oh noez, DamianaGMD iz down!! Wut a mess!!
      Wee-ohhh-wee-ohhh, makz wai foar de CCC!!!
      *Sweeping up deh braynez, sweep, sweep, sweep, awl in a BEEG pile*
      *Rinse, rinse, rinse inna sparklolin lemming wadders*
      *Scoop, scoop, shovvel, shovvel, pour bak inna hed*
      *Pak, pak, pak awla braynez bak in deh hed*
      *Snaps on deh eggstra strawng noo CHRG (wif pikshoors ob baybee lambees awn it)*
      *Wrap, wrap, wrap wif deh ranebow duckee tayp*
      *Tayp, tayp, tayp, roun an roun de head*
      OK u lukking bedder awlreddy, DamianaGMD.
      *Leeds DGMD tu de splort recubbery loung an wrapz up in deh floofee Cheezpeepmap blankee.*
      Heerz sum hawt chokklit an animul crakers. Nao juss restt an doan lukk at de kyoot agin wifout yoar protectif gogglols.

      • DamianaGMD says:

        *weekly*

        O, fanks fur teh reskew, Niser! Sumbuddy needz tew kwikly ishoo a lebel-elebenty!!!1! splort warning for tihs bebbeh, Aifinkso!

        *noms animlol crakkers*

        *sipsipsps teh hawt chokklit*

  5. Ozcatmum says:

    Blargh! I am ded frum teh cyoot! SPLORT!

    • annipuss says:

      Mirrur, signul, manoober….
      Nee-naw nee-naw maek wai fur teh CCC

      *sweep up OCM’s branes an rinse dem wiv saline solushun*
      *pakk dem caerfullee bakk in teh hedd an replaes hed bonez*
      *fassen wiv dekratib dukky taep *
      *snap awn a nyoo CHRG(wdoi)*
      *Leed bictim to teh splort recubbery lownj and wrap inna floofy cheezpeepl map blankie an gib sum hawt choklit an a choklit possum*
      Dere, rest a while an doan’t luk at teh pikchoor wivout ur purrtektib gogglez.

    • 'Niser says:

      Oh noez, nawt anubber wun!!! OCM iz down!!!
      *Mirrur, sygnal manoober*
      Wee-ohhh-wee-ohhh, makz wai foar de CCC!!!
      *Sweeping up deh braynez, sweep, sweep, sweep, awl in a BEEG pile*
      *Rinse, rinse, rinse inna sparklolin lemming wadders*
      *Scoop, scoop, shovvel, shovvel, pour bak inna hed*
      *Pak, pak, pak awla braynez bak in deh hed*
      *Snaps on deh eggstra strawng noo CHRG (wif pikshoors ob baybee lambees awn it)*
      *Wrap, wrap, wrap wif deh ranebow duckee tayp*
      *Tayp, tayp, tayp, roun an roun de head*
      OK u lukking bedder awlreddy, Ozcatmum.
      *Leeds Ozcatmum tu de splort recubbery loung an wrapz up in deh floofee Cheezpeepmap blankee.*
      Heerz sum hawt chokklit an animul crakers. Nao juss restt an doan lukk at de kyoot agin wifout yoar protectif gogglols.

    • AnemoneOne says:

      Oh noe, OCMz down.

      Mirrur, signul, manoober….
      Nee-naw nee-naw maek wai fur teh CCC

      *sweep up OCM’z branes an rinse dem wiv saline solushun*
      *pakk dem caerfullee bakk in teh hedd an replaes hed bonez*
      *fassen wiv dekratib dukky taep *
      *snap awn a nyoo CHRG(wdoi)*
      *Leeds bictim to teh splort recubbery lownj and wrap inna floofy cheezpeepl map blankie an gib sum iced tee an a choklit possum*
      Dere, rest a while an doan’t luk at teh pikchoor wivout ur purrtektib gogglez.

    • Ozcatmum says:

      Woa! A triplol reskew! Fanks giez. *Sips hawt choklitt an iced tee in terns*

  6. KemysteryTchr says:

    Splort warning elebenty!!!11!! Dis bebbeh iz danjyrmous!

  7. cweenmj says:

    Oh Hai peepz!!!

    Kin I hazzing ur tenshunz fur a minnit? erm, no, dat nawt sownd rite. nawt ur tenshunz, ur A tenshunz, ya, datz wut I mented.

    * :D * :!: * :idea: * :!: * :D *

    ¡¡Anownsement!!

    Dhere am going tu b a Cheezmeet in MenneeSnowDaze dis summer!!

    Wut, u sez, dat can’t b!!

    Yes, I sez, it am troo!!!

    On SunnyDay afternoon, August 8 in Red Wing, Minnesota!!
    Deh exact time and place am yet tu b determined!

    Mark ur calendarz!

    “Whair am Red Wing” u asking? Check ur Cheezpeepz map and looking fur Cweenmj. maps.google.com/maps/ms?ie=UTF8&hl=en&msa=0&ll=44.412202,-92.823486&spn=0.847561,1.763306&z=9&msid=103775879896697322828.0004573f951750ea89599

    Awl Cheezpeepz am invited!!! Dis b a Cheezmeet u wont wanting tu miss!

    “Hoo will b dere” u asking?

    Mii, deh CweenMJ, of course!
    adn MuggleMary!!
    Adn BuddyDitzmoresMom!!!
    adn Speshul guest frum Washington — OnleeKitteh!!!
    Adn Anuzzer Speshul Guest frum MishSeaGon — JanetCanHas4Kittehs!!!!

    So wut am u waiting fur??
    Start making ur planz now!!
    Come on over tu Minnesota fur sum summer funz!!!

    * :D * :!: * :idea: * :!: * :D *

  8. thrill_killa says:

    OMGsqueeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!

  9. Welton says:

    I can has splortashuns?

    • bluesfan473 says:

      O noze! splortashuns? taht sownds seerius!

      Whoop whoop whoop heer coms the CCC!

      Sweep sweep ur braynes inno a tydee pyle
      Rinse rinse wif sparklee lemmum wadder
      Tuck tuck pat pat bak inno braynium cabity
      Snap snap awn the eggstra strenff CHRG (wdoi)
      Taype taype wif rainbo cullered ducky taype
      Leeds the wai tew the splort recovery lounge
      Snuggle snuggle u inno a cheezfrends mappie blankie
      Handz ober stoofed bebeh pengwin tew cuddle
      Offerz trai uv hawt chokklit an sordid pastrees.
      Naow, u jus rest a minnit an doan luuk at anee cayute pixures fer a wile, kay?

  10. bluesfan473 says:

    See dat bottlol ober dere? It sez ‘drink meh’. Maibee iffen u drink it u shrink daown lyke Allis an u kan fit in mai fort!

  11. Supertuscan says:

    Dat baybay kitay is waiting for teh crow
    Den tey can has some ice cream
    and butter up teh beaks and paws
    and danse a ho ho
    and danse a panther
    ice cream for show
    ice cream for cat
    now I must go
    say hello
    to the crow

  12. TJsmommy says:

    SQEEEEEEE!! whut a kyoot kitteh!!! splort alurt X elebenty onna dis wun aifinkso.

  13. catena says:

    Arrghh!!! teh kyoot!!!
    *tituns CHRG*

  14. Jack Deth says:

    Liddill Kitteh habz
    grayt beeg jynoarmuss rume awll
    4 hurz wyde ieedz sellf! :-)

    Jack.

  15. D-R says:

    Gorjus litlol bebeh. :)

    Giggle giggle! (fastens CHRGwdoi and HGGs)

  16. Squall85 says:

    Cuteness oversode!

  17. Lungdoc says:

    Heehee! Adorablol kitteh luuks lyk bobblolhed toi, aifinkso. :-D

  18. hmph says:

    Congrats Sissy on the fp!

  19. Schmo says:

    LOL SOOO CUTE HEHE!!

  20. Kerry says:

    I haz dose piwwows! And cumfuhtor!


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