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helpful kitteh iz halpful!
Congrats agen, carosue! U leeds a foar-way makramay! *dans-dans*
carosuez, joo commintz furzt two much!
yu used teh f wurd! I iz shocked, I tell you, shocked!
ar yu okay up dere? Poke, poke…du yu needs the CCC? Or fyremens?
*Wipes brow* Maybeh, I can has chonklet cheezcake? Brought in by firemens?
kitty spit is like Dippity Doo!
hokay, ai ermemburrs teh dredded dippitee doo! it was awful!
Whut flavr hayrjell is dis?
tuna!
hope for hoomin’s sake it isn’t toona!
kittehs gonna have horrible hairbls!
Aaaaaaaaacccckk!!!
wun wai tu wosh yer hair, nofnkuberrymush !!
Kitteh spitty makes yew pritty
Cat-splat mayks it mat.
Just a tabby’ll do ta.
snerk!
O, wait. I told it rong. If memory serves it was:
A little tabby’ll do ya.
Rite?
LCB am old enuff tu memberify deh Brylcreme adz?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!!!!
*fayntz*
Erm, no. Not as far as u knoes. I might have readed about it in my phlonquais’ histrionic book.
mai name b mj, nawt Erm.
And ifinso ur phlonquaiz haz tu menny histrionicz.
“Teh cween has changified her name” he said
“She wants u to call her ‘Erm’” he said
“Whut could go rong?” he said
Mebbe she relayted tu Um frum Umbridj
Brylcreme…..izzat a taip ov candee? Iceecreme? Kookee? Aifinkso Ai has nebber hurd ov it. Yep, Ai is shur. *Puts a littlol dab heer, a littlol dab tehere…..taht’ll du mii* Wut?
Teh kittehs wil lubs 2 running dere patty paws froo ur hare!
Harry Potter has hair awl kitteh liked lookin, I finkso!
Dat bad old puddy tat!
A littlol moar awn teh leff, Fronk…
Ooops! Let me just even dat owt.
*Evens owt da rite side* O.o *Evens owt da leff* Oh deer.
Dat kitteh has a HUUOOOGE tung, I finkso! Just rite for teh big job ahead uf him!
licklicklick followed by hackhackhack!
usuallie ai woodhav gottend da teefs rakin mai hed earlee in da mornung–tung mait hab beenz beddur!
butt butt whut eggsplayns teh skunky strype?
*urp* no ideya.
Eew! This looks so evil! Whats wrong with that cat?
Ah don’t know iffn itz evil. Unsanitary, maibe, buts…evil? Iz dis bekuz you fink black cats is teh basement minions? I assure yu, dis is rant rumor, unkind slander an absolutlee nawt so.
Sez hoo?
Me. Defender uf black kittehs ebrywhere!
Adn teh orinj wuns iz nawt poysin, eever!
Eva teh Diva nda Ai agree wif dis staetmint.
him iz plasticat an him approovd dis commint.
kewl! Eva an Plasticat seel ob appruvul!
Basement cat haerdressur maeks debil hornz haerdooze on hiz mynun.
*slurpz*
Abigail? Wie you insult teh kittehs an not speek lol speek??
Ahl teh kittehs feel beetraied!
Itz opshunul.
*nods*
Teh kittehs and teh cheezpeeps not care whether u use lolspeak or not-so-much-with-teh-lolspeak, as long as u play nice. And give teh kittehs toona.
preferably sushi-grade
thinnlee slyced, adn byte sized…plzadnthx!
And wif a side of cheezburgers.
Oh yesh plz….do want!
does U want friez wid dat?
Adn a large orinj dwink!
fur here or to go?
That will be elbenty munniez plz
Kthx
Um…tu goe plz. Ai gotta goe halp red watchify fer da fyremens!
*leebs elebenty munniez plus tuu (fer da tip) awn da cownter*
Hay!! U forgitted teh Baykunz!!!
DAT egg-splaynz it!
Butt, wut abowt doez peeplols who nawt haz kittehs in dere howse? Wutz teh reeezun foar dere bed-hed?
invisible kittehz
So datz wut happuneded!!!!
Duz yoo has inbiziblol kittehs at ur howse, cween?
I must, kuz mai harez am awlwayz a mess wen I wakez up!!
I neber kud unnerstand how deh wimminz in deh moveez and tv can git owt uv bed wifowt a hair owtta plais!!!
Me too.
I keep threatenin to shayv my hed an buy wigz. Dat way, I cud be blond wun day, brunette teh nexst, etc…
Nawt gonna happen, Red – yu is redhed strait fru to da bone!
An we wudnt wannit enny ovver wai!
Datz whut dey saying. Ai dunno if ai habbing teh guts furr dat. Oar teh munnies.
..an tehyr makeup iz purrfeckt, tew!
..soap opras..
Dey has staffs foar dat. Hayr adn maykups, plz… stat!
Iz a liddlol poofyur den wut I nermalee do.
I’m reel nerbis an I awlways mayk hare-duz too poofy wen I’m nerbis.
U can borro my straight iron to get sleek straight hare
“There am no such thing as natcral beauties.”
“I nawt leeved teh howse wiffowt lykra awn deez thyghz sinse I wuz 14.”
LCB – Yoo haz noo minyun? 2_k wuz tryin to steel my car teh uthur nite.
Steel Magnoleeyas…FTW!!
Iz wun of my fabritist moovies evar.
Foar my 40th birfingday, my bff gibbed me a pikshur of us wen wii wuz in 8th oar 9th grayd an hur roted “Yoo kno I lubs ya moar dan my luggidj” awn teh mat!
Dat bii an awwsum giftee!! Mai faborit lyne is:
“If yu cant tink ob aneeting nyce tu sai, kum sit next tu mii!”
Dat’s bin wun ob mai lyfe mantras, rillee.
“U was bringed up rite.”
Not that I is aware of, but I spose it is not unpossible.
lcb
mai momcat alwuz sez “yu wuz hawled up rite”
(brot up sownded tew eezee)
whut car? I had no idear whut U is tawking bout
*sings*
Byootee Skool Dropowt!
ar dat frum Grease?
Yepper, yepperz!
♫Grooming skool dropout
No graduations days for u…♫
*tryze tu renemberfy da rest ob da sawng*
*pullz musslol in bwain*
Gromming skool dropout
Missed yer midterms an flunked shampoo!
I jest seen a fyre-truk dryve thro teh partmint complez parkin lot.
Wunner wut’s goin awn….
**goez to brush hares an put awn lipstik**
I dint noez dat wabbitz warez lipstikz.
Onlee da rilly stylish wuns
**goez owtsied, fyre truk iz leevin**
**runz aftur it**
WATE! WATE FOAR MEEEEEEEE!!!
Sowree dat yu didnt catchify da fyremins tudai! Might bii jus az well doh…last nite da fyremins cameded tu mai next doar nayboors hous adn dehy tuuk her awai in da amby lance
Wen dey leeved, dere wuz no lites awn, so I gess dat’s gud.
Dey libs rite nexst door to my werk. I park in teh lot dats cloasist to teh fyre-howse, so I kin see dem ifn dey’re owt inna afturnoon.
OOooh!! Luckee yu!!!
I was teh driving back from teh Balmer, Murlan, hon, this afternoon and was a little annoyificated wif my GPS for taking me down teh New Yorks avenues because is teh lotsa stoplites and kind of a bad neighborhood, not to mention traffic gets backed up at that hour. But I forgived it when I sawr that teh backup I was in was because a firetruck was parked acrosst several lanes. And where there is firetrucks there is often firemans! Thank u GPS, thank u!
Ur GPS trakz fiyremenz??
whair kin I getting wun like dat? *haz hoapful*
This first time it happened. I will has to do some extensive researches on teh matter.
I want wun too!
Ai finded fyremenz wehn Ai wuz at Westminster Abbey. Heerz teh pikshur Ai tuk ov tehm (tu bad teh wun terned awae jest as Ai tuk it).
Maind teh gap: ht tp://cheezpeep-world-tour.webs.com/apps/photos/photo?photoid=88626402
Ferry nyce fyremenz yesh!
ai wundur iffen der’s an iFone app fur dat?
Wut abowt doaz of us still stuk in teh Dark Ayjis?
**luuks up fyremenz in hur Ensyklopedia Britanika**
*looks up “Ensyklopedia Britanika” in her Funk & Wagnalls*
* luuks up Funk & Wagnallz inna Poor Richards alminak *
OMG, yu iz old enuf to remememebers Laff-In? Ai neber fotted yu wuz as old as me!
O, um, well, u see… I must once again play teh “phlonquais histrionic book” card.
re-runs. dats mai storee an ai’z stykkin tu it.
ai didunt noh teh GPS caym wiffa “fynd fyremins” feechure.
ai neads tu git mee wun uv doz.
a frend ob mine had a big fambly reyoonyun a fyoo weeks ago, an for part ob it tehy wented to teh firehowse (or mebbee teh firemans camed to teh reyoonyun wif teh trukk? not shur on dis part) an teh firemans sprayed water an letted tehm look at teh firetrukk. dis iz sumfing tehy will let yoo rekwest for yor groop if tehy iz not ovver wize bizzy reskyooing kittehs or putting owt fires an stuffs like that.
so mebbee yoo shuld find sum relatibs an hab teh firemans come to yor reyoonyun.
Nick Arrojo kitteh gibs human gnu hare style on this week’s whut nawt to wear
*SNORT*
Hee rly luks liek Nick Arrojo – in Nick’s “hare awl choppd off after teh iky greesy ringlets” daze!
I iz a berry sownd sleepur, so to waykify me up, Josie wud get on teh pillol abuv my hed and BYTE teh tawp of my hed!
Nuffin lyk waykin up to feelin teefs awn ur skalp…
sew wood mai Winston…
My Mooncheese does da teef stuff too. Very gentlee..
Stoopid trivium for dose hoo lieks tem – teh monsters naym is Gossamer.
wa ha hahhahaha! i lubs bugs bunny
Dere b noo pixorz uv Silver on deh Cryer….. Just klik on mai name tu seeing dem.
o gato preto com uma cara de assustar bruxa em hallowen, lambendo o cabelo de seu dono é bem engraçado e bizarro!
It wud appearz dat Basement Cat no makez enuff moneyz bein denizen ob ebul stuffz. Haz to take part time werkz as hair stylerist kitteh!
Hoap mah kittehs doan trying dis wif mii 2nite! Ai iz startifying 2 shedd an teh harbells wud b tree men juice!
Got a genuine giggle out of me ^_^
Wate til kitteh coamz yor hare wib himz poynty-enz !! * Kitty sizza hanz
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Basementcat causes bad hairdais!
You want the whole kitteh hairdresser experience? Be bald and have your kitteh groom your bare scalp. Invigorating, to say the least.