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fame an forutne!
conga rats, carosue! yu bii tyd wif teh swift anni!
ai bii sloe…
i hope it duz nawt ruinfy teh poor fing. Teh crowds, the praise, the groopies, teh ….
teh nip! OOOOOH, teh nip!
Haow did him du dat?
Oops- lost mai tayle!
Iz Longcat! Longcat iz loooooong. It iz sed dat longcat will, in teh edn ob days, do battle wib tacgnol.
Dats nawt longcat, longcat iz mush longar.
its 2 cats. 1 going in and other going out!
has eh split purrsonellitee
Teh cabinet uv M C Escher…nawt a gud plaise tew plai!
Long kitteh cheks tew see iffen dis cabinit maiks hiz butt luuk big
uh oh. I fink it mite!
Lol das toetalie too cats!
kitteh is thinking wif portals!
YES! Ai caem heer for teh Portal ref-fur-rence, an aiz leeving satisfied!
*wanders off wif a slowness*
Ah’m sew bizzy ah don know if ah’m koming r going!
Iz dat wot mai hare luks lyke frum da bak?
Duz my butt RELEE luuk dat big?
duz this fur make my butt luk big???
ohai Hermione! (well, Hollywood’s version of Hermione)
Duz anee wun eben remember wot dehy thot Hairy, Hermionee adn Rawn sounded adn lukked lyke before du moobees caymed owt?
*Pooof* A big tray of chocolatty treats appearz.
oooo! chokklit!
Chokklit maeks mai butt (!) luk beeg! *ratz, ai lubs chokklit!*
Nextrick: maeking noms dissappeer.
**gigglol** not if kitteh being finickee! we started giving the kittehs gushi food wunce a week as a treet, and they have started boycotting certain flavors and/or textures!
It duz nawt taek long fur dem to get pikky-pikky abowt teh nomz, duz it?
yuppers! at leest they still like their krunckee fud!
N aftur dat, I mayk teh goggee drule…
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O wayt, I noe knead teh majik 4 dat…
Kitteh tinkin:
Oh carp, ai shudda sed “abra CAT dabrah” nawt “abra CA dabrah”…oops!
dat gai alwayz had mai voat!
Kitteh is tinkin’ wif portals?
Star Trek kitteh can haz teh tranzpoartur malfuncshun
poor fat kitty
I studied for years under magicks and wizards
And found my skills growing until
At last I had mastered this amazing feat
Of dividing in two for a thrill
This means now, of course, I can eat twice as much
No cheezburger’s safe in my sight
I can lunge at the goggie from front and behind
And can scare mousies from left and right
This game is delightful, this trick of my double
I love to sniff two times the smells
There’s one problem tho, that where trouble goes
There’s two times of me to get hell!
So learn from my tale, and stay just one cat
And enjoy what you can as you are
Magick is great, but forget this one trick
It’s a headache and far too bizarre!
Yay Jenny!!
Brilliant!
3 cheerz 4 jenny’z pome!!
Rah! Rah! Rah!
Dat iz SEW fulla WIN n AWSUM!!1!
grate pome jenny!
Tanks! Haznt ben doing pomes on heer lately & missed the cheez-arena. Such cute fotos deservz better pomes than mine, tho.
Ohai Everypeeps:
Ai is innerupting tihs LOL to maek teh foLOLowin nouns mint:
Ai has enterd teh Race for Life agin! Tihs is a nanyule fun drayser fur Cancer Research UK. Larst yeer me an SJ/Martoonie an Tidmum an Teh Angsty wun awl tuk part an raysed a gazillion Inglish pownd, fanks to teh help ob Cheez frens. Tihs yeer Ai is wolkin twise as far an doin 10km, sted ob 5km – Ai is nawt a loud to run, awn payn ob….payn (plus Ai is rubbbiish at runnin!). Cancer Research UK is a verree well respekted Brit chariddy, butt(!) cancer docs are awl verree gud at shairin an playin nisely.
If yu wud lyk to halp me rayse sum munnies, mai sponsor payj is
ht tp://www.raceforlifesponsorme.org/ruthajames
Mynd teh gap!
Ai is nawt doin it til July 24th so yu has plenty ob tym – awn teh odder paw; Ai is just £10 short ob reechin my furst £100! Oh, an Ai bleev teh websyt verree cleverly converts yur local currant sea to pounds.
Ai kno tyms is hard butt(!) plees gib wot yu can; or gib tym or munnees to yur local cancer chariddy; or just wish me, an awl teh odder TTI Laydees doin teh Race for Life, Gud Luk!
Ai nao retern yu to yur reglar shed yuled LOLs
Kthxbaisponsormeplees!
Pffft! Taht posh bint is steelin mai eye dent ittiees agin! Is nawt her wot is doin teh Race for Life – is ME! Well, Ai myt her com along fur teh ryd – juss so lawng as Ai get awl teh glorees!
Huzzah! Ai has maed mai furst £100 – thanx to Cowdogwah. Nao, hoo’s goin to start me awn to mai sekkund £100?!
is dun wif smoak n mirrawrs
Kitteh sez: “Whai, mai butt(!) IZ az byootimus az Aifotso! Ai must bii shoor tew keep displo….displa….dipso….stikkin’ it in ebberywun’s faice!”
LMAO!!
Does anyone recognize that cat bed? I think my critters would like it.
ooooooo, i want to know too. where can i gets it?
Ooooh, mee threez! Want.
Mee fourz! Dat’s teh bestest lukkin feline fur-niture ai haz seen.
Me fifth!!! Where is it from?!?
Count me sixth!!!!! Why oh why doesn’s anyone know where we can find that step/bed/pearch? Whoever has them could make a killin’ if they only knew so many WANT IT!
*sigh* Checked back again today in the hopes that some Google god/goddess had been able to find out where we can buy these. Perhaps we should offer a reward to the first search savvy person who finds it?
Now you’re LOLing with portals!
/The catnip is a lie . . . .
schrödinger’s cat ^^ it never gets old XD
Lawlz if dat wahs on Americas Got Talent ai would so vote for dem!
Omigosh where can I get a wicker bed just like that???!?!?!!!?
Seriously, if anyone can find out where I can buy this kitteh step, you will be my hero!! An hour of searching, and nothing!
Same here! I’m goin’ nuyz lookin’ fur it!!!
OMG I cannot find this anywhere… my cats would love it, i am dying to figure out where it is from!!! hours of googling, nothing even close!
I know, I still haven’t been able to find it either.
I haz a sad
The closest thing I can find is this!
http://www.mountainwoods.com/moreinfo.cfm/Product_ID/382.htm
It looks like it was made by the same company!
I want that wicker cat bed too : P’
The Aperture Science Enrichment Center wishes to remind you that portals are not to be taken home for testing on house pets, even though we appreciate the dedication.
omg is this real?! thats so cool!
I haz a sad too, Kittehmama, because I haven’t been able to find the bed either! One would think that the person who made the LOL and posted it would see all the comments and tell us something, ANYTHING about i! Is there a way to find out who they are and contact them? I’m beginning to think the reason we can’t find the bed is because it’s old and isn’t produced any longer.