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larst wun dere is a….terdlol
Furst wun dere is terdol, shurlee?
bofe ai gess! Ohai Anemoneone!
Ohai OCM, congrachewlayshuns on leedin de rays.
Fankyu! Tudai ai fele liek teh turdlols wood beet meh!
Yoo habbin pleh! tuday, wee got sunshien heer. Ai think yore order ob gud whether musst hab been delivvad. Hope it lasts until yoo get heer.
Aifinkso ai mite hav flu.
Aykee, hawt, hedake, sleept til 12, tehn agen til free. 
Lukkee is nao an nawt nekst weke!!
Has yoo 1] tuk de parrots eat dem orl to lowa de temper@chewer? 2] got lots ov kleer flewid tu drink? 3] got de cotton hanqiis fur de porely noes? 4] telled sumwun neerby dat yoo is porely in cayse yoo needs help tumorro?
Sorry, gott a bit bossee dere. Yoo muss taek care ob yoreslef – yoo got kittehs and goggies tu luk afta sew yoo mussnt be porley.
nawt bossee. juss cairing.
Yes, yes, yes, um…noe. *note tu salf..du nummer 4*
Me 2! Iz awlreddee 24C an iz set 2 reech 30. Ai blaem teh gubmint!
AWLwais blaym the gubmint.
Oar WP!
Arnt tehy teh saym?!
Wudn’t sir prize me!
Congrats, OCM – u leed teh brayde!
Thx Annipuss!
* Woz bizz n fingz … Otay, eetign !!!! *
Yoo am no slo-coatsh, OCM !! Congaz wunss agin
!!
Thx, PB. Wen u gotta eet, u gotta eet! U hadda nies sunnee dai?
O, yez !! Had teh nyse cyclol yeztidai wib frend nd anubber tudai wib anubber fren !! Teh biek nedez a gud cleen butt(!) wi onli had showaz nawt rayn awn owr fun !!
Itz teh gud to bi alibe nd owt in teh cawld air habbin funn
!!
Nd yoo gawt teh lurgy ??
Yoo nede teh chiikin suup, aifinkso !! * Aparantly tihs reeli wurks 
*
Gud tu heer u habbin nies ries.
Ai juss heetid up sum chikkin suup. poot spuun in bole. Poot spuun daon. Nawt hungree. Mebbeh layder.
rieds, nawt ries.
“Fede a cawld n starb a feeber”, yu kno !! * nods *
.. oar iz taht, “Starb a …. ” ???
“Vinnie Gar on vosps, Buy Karb on beez.”
Stingz, dat iz.
Vinnie Gar awn Chips iz nyser
!!
Eet iffn u aer hongree, drink iffn u aer drie, but doan’t stawp breevin, ‘coz iffn u du u’ll dye!
Hee, hee
!! * Anni, hao doo yoo doo it 
!! *
Ai haz a rag-bag fur a memree. Lossa famblee sayins an sillee pomez stukk in wat passis fur a brayne!
Yoo cud rite a buuk wib em
!! Maik a calenda ??
Joon 27 : Doan pull a fais in teh wind … ect, ect !!
awwwwww turdls sooooooo cute
loser buys teh beers
Yoo bai-ing, Q
!! *plzthx*
Ai’ll kum bakk in a week oar 2 …
…mite be a winnur bai den!
Yoo is a winnur nao, anni.
Yep, Aifink Ai cud juss abowt go kwikker dan dese 2!
Yoo r funni, corse yoo cud, butt(!) yood hab to role yore trowsisi up or dey wud get wett.
Lass wun to de see is an unhatched egg.
Stawp flikkin teh sand in mai ize, plzthx
!!
Okey doke.
*throes see shell at PB*
Oooo !!
O !! Ai can heer teh sea
!!
o.O !! Nao ime eben furva bihine
Mai taktik, let me show it tu yuu.
*starts tu bild a sand carstlol*
* runz (?!?) araond teh sann casslol nd maiks a shallo mote *
*calls back frum de terdlol raysin*
Donut furgit tu put de see shell on de tawp of de turrit.
Doan wurri abowt yore moet, we will send yoo sum worta wen de tied cums in.
* Climez awn tawp ob teh carslol tu si teh see *
* Duz a summa salt nd kepez rollin nd rollin daon teh beech *
* Parses A1 whu iz leedin teh rais … til nao !! *
*muttas darklee*
Kursors, foyled agen.
*magnanananamussly halps PB dusst de sand offa himslef*
*sez froo de gritted teefs*
Conger eels on winnin de raec PB.
Hee, hee !!
Tihs iz nawt teh finis lien !! Wi gawt tu hit teh waivz !!
Rais yoo
!!
*putz de sand bak on PB*
*kwikly roles up trowsis and sprintz afta PB*
Wait fur meeee, peebeeee.
* Iz nawt raissin sew wel wib teh sand witchez awn himz bak !! Stawps too eet a sammich !! *
*has cartuun in hed ov too smorl turtlols running daon teh beech wiv trowsees roled up* Hee hee.
*passis de flasque of tee tu PB tu wet hims wistlol after de sandy witches hab dried it out*
o.O !! Mai trowzas iz startign tu fawl daon …
!!
*passis cuppa tee tu OCM sew nun ob her germs get on de flarsk**Taeks a kwik swig ob tee and starts de rayse agen*
Had tu role mai trowsis up OCT, becos mai breff is cumin in short pants.
* Tihnks ob anubber shawt commink !! Desidez to zip
*
* PB feelz puffed wib pried taht teh run iz stil nawt lawst *
Ai can sea teh see
!! * Ternz tu gib A1 a wave 
*
*catshe’s up wif PB, an as she’s parses him sez*
Ohai PB, obai PB, ai gotta stitch in mai sied if yoo need it tu keep yore trowsis up.
* PB stawps tu fiks himz trowzerz …. *
* Teh wawter kumz in nd himz getz wet anklolz … *
O Noz !! Awun haz stitshed mi up !!
Datz teh gud .. ai didnut wont an emony
Duz teh turtlol dans dans dans nd waves tu awl
!!
Soakay PB, better tu be stitched up dan em bare assed.
*Fetchis de moet from de moat upthred an hanz PB a glass fur sillybratin wif*
Cheez
!! * clink *
Weez in teh drink wen teh tide kumz in !!
* Hee, hee *
*
* Yoo kno, ai meen “We iz”, doan yoo
Ai nose wot ai noes, an ai m shore dat ai cud
sm/strike> tell de diffrense.Strikeout throo hunga.
Time fur lunsch aithink.
Crakkas, PB? Wif cheeses, pattay, tommytoes, piklold cyoocumbas [nawt sea cyookumbas in cays yoo wos wundering], an ennything else dats ediblol in mai frijj.
Crakkerz n cheez diskribez mi tu a tee !! * Thx A1
*
Akchoolee dese littlol fellaz go prettee fasst doun 2 teh see.
Yesh! Dey haz tu, otterwise dey gets nommed!!!
“Come on England!!!” Heers hopin teh match beetween England an Germany is a gud wun!!! “Deutchland uber alles!!!” (Dats frum teh German national anfem) (an sawry i dunno hoaw tu make an umlaut ober teh u ov uber!)
Juss hab to copy/paste one frum enniwair yoo find it !! Like heer: über
Oar yoos teh Character Map in windoze XP (It’s in teh menu but eezier to find using teh Help & Support and open it there) !!
*grabz her vuvuzela*
*tooooooooot*
*tototooooooot*
iz so excited adn ai juz kant hide eet!
akshoolee “deutschland über alles” iz nawt part ob da jerman anfem ennymor
Heer it iz in ingerlish nd cherman. Sez onli teh thurd vurs is yuusd :
http://german.about.com/library/blmus_deutschland.htm
no prublem. ebbryfings awlrite
Anee way, didn it jus useta meen “I love Germany over everything else in the world” ? Wots rong wiv dat?
hm, sadlee da fasheest weerdoz unnerstandit it lik …imperialist jermanee should rule demz awl.
but in de fydr veers it sez “Blüh im Glanze dieses Glückes,
Blühe, deutsches Vaterland!”
slot rabbit typin detected…
GMTA, littlolfairee! {{{littlolfairee}}}
It sortof did (“Germany above anyfing”, which can be unnerstood diffruntlee as well…
), butt it wus teh anthem durin teh berry darkest part of ower histree. So we dropped teh nawtsekkund an sekkund stanza an stiked wiff teh fird, which goes “Unity an Justice an Freedom…”
{{{AfriCat}}} BTW, I lub ur anthem. When I nawtsekkund came to Souf Africa, a boy wanted to teech me. I did has sum difficloltees…
Well, eets ownlee made up ov 4 langwidjes!
kum heer yoo wrinklid cyootees!
Ok, I heer.
oh. u ment deh turlolz. I thot u mented old peepz. 
Demz nawt rinklol’s mai cween, dats fayshal oreegamee.
Ai liek dat! Ai shall steel it fur fyoochoor yoose!
Copees hur copee on a copeeyer and hans a copee tu evverywun wif ‘visblol lief expereeyens’.
*thihihi* owld peepz kin kum 2 meh eever. we kin hab a cuppa tea tugevver (adn sum sallid furr da turdlolz
)
furgitt da “D” pleez, im a lil stoopy
Wud nebber hab notisst !! Iz liek teh nawt-sekkund dai ob teh weke-end
!!
I dont wanna post dis up top and innerupt deh rais between PB and A1. Just wanna say, U guyz crak mii up!!
I wishez wii still had deh comment voting burgerz so I kud gib u eech 5 burgerz fur awl ur funny commentz!
PPRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPSSSS tahts jussed az wel !!
Soopersize mi ?? Nawt
!!! * Thx yor madjesty 
*
Wen yore onna role yore onna role. Speekin ob roles, ai m in de mood for a cheez an piklol roll, ennywun else hongree afta orl dat runnign?
Ai wil parss az itz ten peem, thx A1 !! Ai stil eetin mai eebning meel !!
* Habbin mi jussed dezerts *
juiced desserts? U am habbing a froot smoothy??
~S-p-l-o-r-t~
Lookit de tiny bebehs
Oh deer, D-R is down.
*fetchis portablol CCC*
*Pix up wot is left of D-R’s brainz and skullbonez after de seegulz been at dem*
*rinsis dem off in de see water and packs dem orl togettha in de braniyall cavitee*
*appliez CHRG(wdoi) an taeps it down gud an proppa wif dukki taep*
*sitz D-R down on a dekkchayr wif a iiscreem an a copy of Entertainment Weekly from 1956*
Just resst heer fur a wile until yoo is becalmed. OK?
Uh-oh!! DR am down!!!
*runz adn gitz deh CCC.
*rummage rummage, rummage.
Luk at awl deh braynez. U shure dese awl caminged owt uf yer hed?
Ok, I gotz deh bruum now.
*Sweep, sweep, sweep. Sweep, sweep, sweep.
*Scoop, scoop, scoop. Scoop, scoop, scoop.
*Tuk, tuk, tuk. Tuk, tuk, tuk.
.
Iz dat awl?
*lukz arownd 2 making shur.
.
OK. U like deh baby possumz? wii gots deh CHRG wif possumz 4 u.
*Pulling on deh CHRG snugee, snugee.
*Rapping it wif deh dukkee tayp.
.
Heerz a chokklit possum, & a hawt chokklit.
Adn noaw I tuk u up in deh floofee blankee.
u just rest heer.
Kthx Anemone & Cweenmj
I ar twice as better!
Ams i teh ownlee wun tu fink teh tipsee kitteh in teh prebious lol is booteefull?!?
Him b snorglolishus, fur shure!
…tu teh tawp awf teh mornen!
Ohai, cheezpeeps! ai has eh cheezmete wif jamamakitty tudae!
*dans dans dans*
I hope these little guyz are nowhere near the Gulf of Mexico.
letz go skinnee dip-ping!
aww so cute! Ohai dude, letz race! wanna swimm? has bating sut?
awww so cute
loser gets eaten by a seagull! Go!