LOLCATS An english teacher’s worst nightmare
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i can haz inglish?
Congrats, Screen! Ai doan’t fink we hab met. Iffn dis iz ur nawt sekund tiem in dis eksaltid pozishun u dezerb eggstra congrats.
Oh, an pls 2 assept mai flooffee paw in walkum!
congrats to Screen! What would you like for drinks and noms to sillybrate? It’s bery warm here … how about some iced tea (Long Island iced tea for those who indulge) and homemade strawberry shortcake wif wippy cream? We can sit in the shade on the patio.
thx onions and petunias, sounds crate! But no morez long islands ice t’s for me tonight
Wilcum tu owr happy plais {{{{screen}}}}} yu awlredy hab sum lawngilund icetee? oooh, standingup berry kerfully oar yu mite fawl daon.
Ohai! U iz teh back! Mii too, has been havin IRL.
Dix pick sure maded dis former Inglish teecher LLOL.
thx for the congaratations anipuss!
U can’t teech dem 2 spell!
Um…Aifink sumwun fergot 2 tern off bold! doun biloe!
It r a skweeful kitteh.
“No, no,NO Timmy.
You must say, ‘It IS a skweeful kitteh….
…oops! Bold off fail …O.o
Ai nebber did a splort reskew in bold b4!
Ai has nebber been reskewed in bold b4! How does it go away?
Noe gud askin me – Ai dunno haow 2 tern it awn, let alown tern it off!
is it still bold for everyone?
I am stuck in boldville.
Iz dat uh noo gaem awn faysebuk?
Yes, ebrifin biloe ur inishul bold iz bold. Din’t teh saem fing happin wuns b4 ownlee wiv italiks?
.. to boldly go !!
*Splorts*
Mirrur, signul, manoober….
Nee-naw nee-naw maek wai fur teh CCC
*sweep up pjp’s branes an rinse dem wiv saline solushun*
*pakk dem caerfullee bakk in teh hedd an replaes hed bonez*
*fassen wiv dekratib dukky taep *
*snap awn a nyoo CHRG(wdoi)*
*Leed bictim to teh splort recubbery lownj and wrap inna floofy cheezpeepl map blankie an gib sum hawt choklit an a choklit possum*
Dere, rest a while an doan’t luk at teh pikchoor wivout ur purrtektib gogglez.
Thanks, anni! I was’nt expecting so much cyute…
*rests an sips hawt choklit*
Now hao kin dis preshus liddlol wun be a wurst nitemayor? Skwee-worthee tu sai teh leest!
Test see iffn dat werks
*Tries somfing new* test
Dat werkd
Itteh bitten baskit kitteh lawst hir comitteh! Luks lonloly.
Teh best comitteh iz wun uv too memburz, wun uv dem absint!
Eezeier tu git stuff dun dat waa!
An English teacher would know that you capitalize English. LOL
Um, dat shud bee “bitten”, nawt bitten.
Mai iPawd iz tryin to fixify Mai spellin wen ai duzzint want it tu! Ai am Havin lolspeek fail.
*trize agin*
“bitteh”
I’m an English teacher, and I love Lolcats!
butt (!) doo u ebbur ketsch urselv tawkkin oar wrightin in it wen ur nawt sposzed tew? (ai dew!11!, tee,hee)
Yes, Ai doo sumtimez.
I are an ingrish teacher and lubb the lolcats too! My lolspeak is only so-so, but then, so is my ingrish spellinz
Thanks the ceiling cat I teaches college and don’t haz to teech spellinz!
Didz U ever incountr teh “Engfish”?
I’m a technical writer, and I really get a kick out of LOLcats!
ai werking sumpgtymez az teh substy– subsztee– fill-in teechr, an habbing 2 mynds mysefl nawt 2 uzzing teh lolspeak wiv teh liddlol kiddz!
Ai wishing cld 2 putting up teh klassrume rools in lolspeek wiv uh kyoot kitteh awn. Liek dis:
Nummer Nawt Sekond: Plai nyce
Nummer Sekond: Noe bragging, liek bowt bean Nawt Sekond (F***t)
Nummer Furd: . …
An soe awn. Butt! wood bee veery bad egg sample aifinkso. Lern key wreck Engrish (oar Doitsch or Fronsch or Nor weegin oar whutebber) f*rst, den teh lolspek. Moar teh funneh dat wae.
du nawt furgit sayftee 3rd! (at leest dats whut teh failpeeps says)
U haz the rite!
I visits sum iv the otter sights, and iz too much playin meen. And feedin teh Tr***s.
An in the “Poorly Dressed,” iz sad / naw see aten if I watchez tu menny.
Ai can has teh spelchek in Lolspeak?
derez a app fur dat!
RELEE!!1!!1 Ware is taht? Hao can I getz it?
Oh my gosh, is there something wrong with its eye? I really hope that’s glare.
English should be capitalized and proper punctuation is needed at the end of the sentence! No wonder I had sixth graders failing to use correct punctuation on their final exams!
It’s the fault of the KITTEHS!
A savin tuch uv hoomoor dere, TCC!!
First graders now spell “we” like this: Wii. Reelee!
Wii no can blamez teh kittehs fur that.
Bebbeh Strypee Tukkz
Floof Kitteh no can reedz and
datz OK wiffz hurz!
Ebbeefengz Bebbeh
Strypee Tukkz Floof Kitteh needz
well wiffizin hurz grasp!!
Bebbeh Strypee Tukkz
Floof Kitteh duz natz knoez hurz
Kewt Lebbill’z Elebbentee!!1!!!
Jack.
Sure looks like something is very wrong with that kitten’s left eye – all crackled.
looks like eye goobers
Awww, ai hugs u, litlol bebeh!
(Pulls on anti-splort materials)
The word English should be capitalized…
but but…
ah teechuz english, an ah LURVES lolspeek!
I do, however, know all the rules. I even know where the commas and apostrophes go. This is abstract art, so to speak!
Bery troo dat
Hear, hear. When I did my student teaching a couple of months ago, the LOLz were the only thing keeping my sense of humor intact!
Best. Lolcat. Ever.
OMG!! ai no frum perzonail ecperence (my mommeh is a teacha) caus she hates on teh lolkittehs
she jus tink dat da is be cute!!!
ai lubs teh lolspeek butt (!) ai has to says dis in standered inglish.
**steps up on soapbox**
I teach reading to first graders whose first language is not English. We work on those crazy, irregular English sound/spelling patterns all year long — ad infinitum, ad nauseum. J and g and -dge can all make the same sound! Whose idea was that? However, knowing them is crucial to read and write in English.
I also think that we teachers need to teach what kinds of language are appropriate for different situations. For example, sometimes it’s better to say “stole” instead of “jacked,” as in, “Teacher, he jacked my pencil!!”
LOLspeak has given me a new appreciation for the weird, wonderful wacky ways of English. Here’s a shout-out to all LOLspeakers, especially those whose first language is not English. You not only know English, but can communicate using all those irregular patterns. All LOLspeakers are amazing, smart people!
**steps down from soapbox**
**whispurrs**
Confidential to student teacher Lei: It really does get easier when you have your own classroom and get a little more experience under your belt.
**uses announcer’s voice**
And nao, bak 2 ower reggilarly skedyuled fun and frolick! Fangs u fur yur kind indulljents in dis loooooong diatribe.
Wuz wurf mai time tu reed it!
Fangs 4 poasting,
Fangsuit, ruby diamond. You madez mai day!
Actually- LOL cats are great in English class. I am an English teacher and I use them to have the students correct grammar and spelling!!!
o Noes! Meh Fail en engrish! And Dunt furget Grammer und spwelling! =0