
I really don’t think you’re in a position to negotiate What if I told you I know a secret tunnel into Burger King? Ok I’m listening
hao u knoes somefing liek dat?
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tell me, tu!
Congrats, carosue!
fanks! Hao wuz yer caturday so fars? Mine is HAWT!
Scorchin kinda hawt or de steemy kinda hawt?
o. Sun kindda hawt. Wif dryness.
bofe…butt mostlee teh steemee kynd ob hawt…wiff a heet adbisoree ob upp tew 109!!! Att teh beech!!!!!
Lundun iz warmer dan Ai liek an mite get to 90F 2morro. Ennifin ober 75 iz 2 hawt fur me!
srsly? ai’z bin dere wuns…itt wuz hawturr den 75, tho…
It can get up 2 100F sumtiemz.
ai suppoze iz pawsiblol awlmoast ebbureewaer….
Nawt shore abowt teh norf oar souf poelz geddin dat warm!
wellz, ai wuz finksewing abowt dat…
Ai got dibz on de cheez tho.
Dass diffrunt!
Iz teh tunnlol big enuff foar kittehz?
wel…um…hao beeg is teh kitteh?
Ur luukin at wun. Doan play gaymz wiff me, mausee.
en dat cays….um…noh.
duz yoo has anee minyuns dat ar maybee ay littlol…smallur?
Yeff, in fakt ai duz. Tuu ob dems, bowt haff mai syze.
Iz dis tunnlol big enuff for dem, oar shud ai eets u heer adn nao?
haff yur syze yoo says? yess yess aifinks dey wuld.
hav dem meets mee at teh soufeest cornur en elebenty minuts.
*skampurrs off*
Sowfeest kornur ob whut, teh libbin ruum? Teh yard? Teh blokk?
Hay! Cum bakk heer! *chaysez aftur teh mausee*
wutz dis? a chayse?
*runrunrunsafturr*
*runs intu teh wawl* Hmm, ai gess teh mausee gots awayz.
*luuks ober hur shoaldur* Wutz dis? A dragun kitteh?
Is dis a chayse? *reeds teh kommints agen* Mebbe it is!
Hmm, whut tu du… erm… ai not dun dis befoarz…
…
…
Oh, ai kno! *runs*
*notises teh direktchun chaynje*
*turnz kwikklee adn runrunrunz afturr*
att leest ai’z nawt yoosink mai wingz….awltho ai couldd…
*runz unner teh kowch*
*sneeks owt teh bakk behyn teh plantstand*
*hydez behin teh buukshelf*
*yoosez wingz tew flyy obbar cowch*
*knokkz obbar bookshelfz*
oops…..
*spiez AP behynd itt*
TAG! yur itt!
*puttz shelvez bakk upp*
*runrunrunz awaii*
*yoozez wingz tew flyy obbar cowch*
*akksidentalee knokkz obbar bookshellvez*
oopz…
*spiez AP hydink beehynd dem*
TAG! yur itt!
*puttz bookshelvez bakk upp*
*runrunrunzawaiwiffakwikkness*
AAKK!! Itza big skayree dragun! *cowerz, gets taggd*
*blink-blink*
*chekks self… foar feets, wun tayl, awl still konnektifyd*
Well, ai gess ai hazznt bin eeted, den.
*folloz DK fru teh dyning ruum intu teh gest bedruum*
*seez him tryn tu keep away by hangin frum teh seelin-fan*
*jumps ontu teh bed, den runs tword teh heddboard*
*leeps awf teh heddboard tword teh dressur*
*pushez awf teh dressur tu sayl fru teh ayr…*
TAG! *snags an edj ob a wing wiff hur paw* Ur it!
*hits teh fluur wiff awl pawz, runz owtta teh ruum*
Aktchulolee, ai’z moar liek kitteh-syze, jusst wiff skaelz adn succh…
…Wut wudd yoo hab dun iff yoo haddeded moar den wun tayull?
Wai wudd ai nom awn yoo, AP?
…Hao didd ai gett awn teh ceelink?
*droppz downz, yoozez wingz tew glyde silentleee afturr AP*
Wao…iz kwite a diffurunse inn teh vieww frum dis hite…
*hitz wall, fawlz tew floor*
Owch….*rubz hed*
*lukkz arownd bleerilee foar AP*
Aha!
*runz afturr, leepz, adn snagz teh tipp ob AP’z tayull*
TAG!
*turnz arownd and runrunrunz awai adn hydez*
Oh, sowwy
Ai alwayz fawt u wuz dragun-syzd.
Gess ai gawt skayrd dat ai wud luuk lyk a byte-syz snakk.
Adn u gawt on teh seeling-fan by flyin, silleh!
Hmm, nao wayr did he go? *luuks arown inna hawlway*
*serchez teh dyning-ruum, den teh libbing-ruum*
Wayr did he goez? *keeps serchin, stayz wayree*
ai nawt ramemburz beyink awn teh fan, tho…
*maeks shur iz still hidddenn, followz AP wiff eyez, reddy tew runn tew neggst hydink playse*
Well, nawt mai fawlt iffn u has a bad memry
*serchez unner teh kowch adn behynd teh plants*
*seez a payr ob iyez peekin owt frum behynd teh buuks*
*pretends nawt tu noatiss, wandurs tword teh buukshelf*
*jumps wiffakwikness intu teh buukshelf, reeches a paw…*
TAG! Ur it! *runs tu teh mastur bedruum*
*shrugz* mebbeh wuz ‘cuz ai hitted mai hed awn teh wall…
hmmm…cyooriuss….cyooriussurr adn cyooriussurr…
carp!!
*runz owt frum beehynd bookcayse*
*chaysez afturr inntew bedruum*
(Iffn ai hadded teh abliloltee, ai’d maek a cawmint datt wudd sedn meh tewh teh NB, butt (!) ai nawtfinksew…)
*creepz alawng floor, reechez paw unnur teh bedd*
huh….
*crawls unnur teh bedd, reechez furthurr*
TAG!
*triez tew get bakk owt, butt gettz stukk*
*triez tew git unnstukk*
*finlolee duz, adn flyez owt ob teh room tew hyde sumplayse eles*
*tryz tu hyde way bakk unner teh bed, gets taggd*
*runs owt frum unner teh bed wen DK gets stukk*
*gibs him a hedbat fur finkin nawty fawts bowt meh*
*folloz him arown aftur hims gets unstukk*
Ur nawt gonna looz meh dis tyme! *keeps stawkin hims*
*flyez upp kwikklee, adn flyez bakk awai tew sumplayse tew hyde*
Luuk agen… datz Papaz akkownt. Sez heez mai hyoomin.
Ai is a byootimus kaliko gurl-kitteh.
Adn u bettur nawt be finkin nuffin nawty bowt meh.
Ohz….mai badd…
….*hydes*
Emm…too layte??
Yup. Derz a noo lol. We has moobd awn.
Ai mented tewe layte awn the slitelee-dirtee thots….
ai toatlolee diddnawt notiss dat…
*chayses AP tew negst lol*
Remynd teh kitteh dat rodents iz frenz, nawt fud.
*Remynds carosue dat rodents iz delishus!* *Runsaway*
*remyndz yoo datt cheez iz bettur*
*Uses cheez to en tice rodents*
sooprysinglee ai fynds dat peenut buddur wurks evun bettur.
*gibz handflol ob baycon*
Nah, teh laktoaz mayks meh toot. Adn it duznt has teh saym krunch.
Nao toona or sammin, der u myte has a kontest. Or shwimps. Mmm.
oar bayconz?
S’okay, deyll be sew stuffed wif de cheezburgas dat de littlol ratty will be saef.
Watch owt tho, dat king is scaree!!
butt onlee iff dere’z baycon adn cheez!
…ooh….
*startz grillz fur baycon cheezburgers*
annebuddee watn sum?
Gess wat Ai aer juss goin 2 kukk fur mai dinnur! Bakun cheezburger!
Bai!
waet..dinnur? …ohz, yoo musst bii inna diffurunt thyme zoen den ai…
If u klikk awn hur bloo naym, yool see sheez in Lundun.
erm….layzee iz mai middlol naem…
…awltho ai culd hab figgered itt owt bai sum cawmintz a bitt upfred…
ai will share wif yoo, if u haz extra. woo can trun doen baycon??
dere iz awlwaez enuff!
I can haz friez w/ dat?
shur! yoo can haz friez wiff cheez awn dem!
Plz nawt to bees eeting teh mauses!!!
Burger King tunil iz a lei!1!!
heers teh burfday fairy to say HAPPEE BURFDAY to Hmph, bluemacncheez, drpepper, an Stinkhogdog an evreewun else hoo haz a burfday today! i haz bringd sordid tasty cuppiecaeks in many diffrent flavrs wif fansee frostings, iskreem, sparkly party punch, baloloons, an goodie bags filled wif fremote-control flying toy mousies, sekrit ajint notebooks wif invisiblol-ink pens an sekrit decoder ringz, kandee, an sparkly alien stikkers!
an a big swish ob teh burfday wand to making all yor burfday wishes come troo!
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The Kafleen the Donkey Burfday Song
It’s yer burfday
an dats wunnurmuss
it’s yer burfday, it’s troo!
ebben doe deres
uddurs sharin it
dere is onlee WUN SPESHUL U!
ooh…cupcaekz adn ise creem?
*nomnomnom*
Ooo !! rimote kontrol flien toy mousies !! Thx Burfday Fairy
!!
* Nao, ai fink ai cud plai sum gud triks wiv thoas
*
Habby Buffdai, ebbreebuddy
!!
oh meh ceelin cat, dat is teh kyootest mowsy ebber!
Ai hope he reely duz knoe were teh seekrit tunnel iz.
haha, i’m surprised that burger king was the fast food choice.
Just wokes up from nap…….
Mmmmm burger King
Just wokes up from nap…….form halling fridge, washer, dryer,stove unbasement staeres to take to metal recycling. My six pack is sores.
Mmmmm burger King
It be a gerbil, not mouse.
I noticed that, too. But I suppose cats will eat gerbils all the same.
pwn