I’Z SURVEYIN’ YR BILDING THINKIN’ BOWT ADDIN’ MOAR STOREES
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The Lady of Broccolishireham
Bild it ohia-er!
Congratz awn ur sewlo, Annipuss!
Thx OCM!
Teh tawp wun fer meh, ob cors!
Made it, Ma! Top of the world!!
Ohai BF! Hao u bee?
Ohai! Ai bee guud, iz awl guud awn Catterdai!
Butt…butt(!)….ahm nawt teh onlee wun wut bememburrs taht lyne frum White Heat….
frum wut nao?
Teh moovie White Heat? Wif Jimmy Cagney? Umm…
Ai hav herd ov Jimmee Kagnee. Butt(!) nawt teh moobee sawree.
Himz a gangstur wif Mommeh ishuws…..adn a reel meen streek!
PS wud yu liek sum grayp-froot?
wut duz dat hab tew du wiff annefink?
…izz datt a kwoet frum a moobee?
Iz nawt a kwoet, but(!) in the moovie, himz smooshez a graype-froot in herz faize. And nawt in a nice weigh! (dat be teh gurlfren, nawt teh mommeh)
OOPPSS! Ai haz an embara**ed!
Rong moovie! Graypefroot in anudder wun.
ai hazza confuzzloled…
In teh moovie ‘The Public Enemy’ Jimmy Cagney hitz hiz gurlfrend inna faise wif a graipfroot. Him wuzznt playin a at awl nyce karakter.
datz meen ob himz…
awltho, aifinksew ai mite has herd ob dat moovee…
He aksulee bery guud aktor, reely good at playin teh tuff guy rollz
wellz, ai ment teh roll himz playeded….diddnawt seem beree nies ob him…butt (!) den agen, yoo /did/ sai dat himz wuzznawt a nyse charakturr…
o yesh, dat iz wat ai ment, hee noted fer playin tuff guy gangster type rollz, nawtnyce. But den hee cuud brake kompletlee owt uv taht type-kastin an plai inna moosical. Bery bersitile aktor!
O.O
reelee? himz musst hab maed awl sortz ob muneez!
Weeel…u mus bememburr taht wuz bak inteh 1930′s wen hee startd in films. Frum wat ai haz red hiz nawt-sekkond kontrakt wuz fer $500 purr week. Wich prolly wuz a lawt uv munney bak den.
it wuz well befoar teh days uv peeps maikin millyuns uv dollers tew star in wun moovie, ai bleev in dose days a aktor wuz unner kontrakt fer a weekly amownt an dey wuz in wat eber moovies teh studeeo told dem tew bee inn, awl fer taht saim kontrakt price.
Ahh…wuz diffururnt den…
…wuz stillz a lawt ob munneez den…
Can Ai jusss hang tihs heer? Thnx:
Ai has syned up fur teh Race for Life – issa walk/run/stumble/crawl fur Cancer Research UK. Yooshally it’s 5km butt(!) tihs yeer Ai’s doin 10 km, tho Ai will be wolkin cos Ai is nawt alloud to run, on payn ob…payn!
Larst yeer me an SJ/Martoonie an Tidmum an Teh Angsty Wun awl did Races fur Life and raysed a gazillion Inglish powndz between us, fanks to teh halp ob teh Cheezpeeps.
If yu wud lyk to sponsor me, mai sponsor payj is h ttp://www.raceforlifesponsorme.org/ruthajames Ai kno itsa TTI chariddy, butt(!) teh canser reseerch peeps is awl verree gud at shairin!
If enneewun else is doin teh Race fur Lyf, post it awn ICHC or Town Cryer an we can rayse lots ob pennies, toogevver.
CweenMJ, plees to be puttin tihs awn teh cryer.
Kthxbaisponsorme!
Wut kind ov storees? Funny storees, skaree storees, storees wiv goggies in dem?
Are goggies storees funnee wuns or skaree wuns?
Dem’s shaggee uv corse!
@@@@@!!1!
Ohai, keshet!
ohai DK! whut yoo up tu dis weekweekweekend?
tryink tew fixx a horriblol bugg awn mai pyooturr…it maekz itt freeeze upp ebburee, liek, 30 minnitz oar sew!! iz dribink meh krazee!!!
Adn whilol dis iz happenink, ai’z awn baycayshun in Norf Myrtlol Beech
…adn ai’z sittink inn mai room, tawlkin tew ya’ll awn ICHC….
…sad, ai knoez…
yoo hassa funee noshun uv vaykayshun. goh du sumfing ufn!
uv corse dis weekweekweekend ai plans tu (dramatikul paws)
du mai chors.
*sigh*
wellz, ai spenteded teh lasst week inn teh pool dowink nuffink…att leest dis iz sumwut konstruktib..
afinks yoo neads halp wif fyndin teh ufn. (ad yur oan http etc)
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Hmmm. Boaf, ifinkso!
Juss sillee.
♫♪ it’z a story
Uv a llublee lady
Hoo wuz bringing up 3 bery lubblee gurlz
Awl uv dem had harez uv gold
Like dere muzzer
Deh yungest wun in kurlz
♫♪ it’z a story
Uv a man named Brady
Hoo wuz bizzy wif 3 boyz uv himz own
Dey wuz 4 menz, libbing awl tugezzer,
yet dey wuz awl a loan.
Till deh wun day wen deh lady met dis fella
Adn dey noo dat it wuz much moar dan a hunch,
Dat dis goop wud sumhow form a fambly
Datz deh way wii awl bcame deh Brady Bunch.
Deh Brady Bunch,
Datz deh way wii awl bcame deh Brady Bunch.
Deh Brady Bunch!
Marsha Marsha Marsha!!!
Ennywun noes wear kan ai get wun ov tehse bildinks? Lukks grate foar a kitteh oar free!
Its lublee! Wish dey had dem heer in teh dessurt!!! *sigh*
Ohai AfriCat! Mai kittehs lubb treez, butt(!) in teh nite mai Monty getz board and runs arownd lawts. He wood lubb tihs!
Ohai OCM! Wen Ruby runs arownd, teh parf leeds ovurr mai faice, witch resulted in blud loss teh otter day! (myne, nawt hurs!) so wun ov dese cud bii benefisial tu mai helf!
dessert? waer?
….yesh, ai didd jusst hab brekfest…ob cowurse ai can has dessert!
Definitlee needz a penthowse!
and a patty-oh!
and Paddy O’Furniture! He be Irish kitteh.
*snert*
Hai AfriCat, fankees fore yr mesidge urlier todya, wuz owt fora wile. cannoit immajin 45degrees!! Fink wood flakeout – ai noes u haz aircon butt(!) still!
Dis bilding is trooly wunnermuss, kittehs awl shaypes/syzes wood luvvit
ai didnawt knoez datt kitteh wuz naemededed Shurley…
….erm…wut didd ai miss dere?
*wisspurrs* Bluesfan sed teh kitteh needs a Penthowse, an i sed: Shurley teh kitteh dusn reed dose kynd ov magarzeens!?!?!
wut kynd ob magazeenz? ai has a confuzzlol nao…
Ohai DK! ‘Penthouse’ bee teh naim uv a…erm…adult maggyzine.
oar sew ai haz bean towld…
ai haddeded a cawmint tew putt heer, butt (!) den my pyootur forze, adn bai teh thyme ai gawt bakk (stoopy slow hotell inturnutz), ai furrgottededed itt…
ohz….reelee?
wellz, ai leerns noo stuffz ebburee dai!
tho ahm shure kitteh wud prefurr the luvley apartmint type uv penthowse, az ai wud maiseff!
Aneewun gotta nyce penthowse tew giv meh? Aneewun?
sry…iffn ai haddeded wun, wellz, ai wudd bii yoosink itt tew lib in!
*swim swim swim swim*
Bluesfan, I’m surprised at you!
youngyoungishmiddle agedladies of your age shouldn’t know about such things!*swims away muttering* Don’t know what this world is coming to!
An doan cawl meh Shirlee!
Hee hee! Bye bye all, gots tu goe hoam, bye!!!
bye bye! {{{{AfriCat}}}}
Baiiiiii!
Byeeeeee Africat.. who is Africat. Dey sound nice.
Morning ozcatmum, bluesfan473.anybody elzzz is still up or just gots up.
Guud moarning tew u eagle!
AfriCat bee a bery nyce cheesefrend whoo livs in Sawdi Arabia, cheesepeeps bee ebreeware!
is der ay cheezpeep whu lyves on teh moon??
deyre mite bii, butt wii nawt knoez itt yett…
et wuld bee kool iffen wun uv teh astronuts whu libs onna teh sayce stayshun wuzza cheezpeep tu. ayleeums frum anuttur wurld wuld alsew bee kool.
(sawry cathulhu ai’z nawt shur iffen eldur beeyins cownt az ayleeum)
OMCC! GMTA!!!
(wellz, abowt teh spayse stayshun…)
adn aifinksew datt tew cathulhu, /wii/ iz teh aylienz…..
ai jusst gotz upp….
butt (!) den agen, iz awlmoast eleben o-klokk heer…….iz summur, fur CCs saek!
Sawdi Aribia? Middle east? tat is so cooool. I fought tis was for North America site? guess not hence ozcatmum from Austrila.
*hands Draconic Kitthe some coyffee.*
Nope! Awl peeps ebreeware inna whirlld r welkome heer, az lawng az dey lurve annimalz, genral sillyniss an dey plai nyce!
An dere aer lossa peepl in TTI (dat’s Teeny Tiny Ingerland) Liek me an Ambercat . Dere’s Nennepus in Norway an Upfi in Germany.
tempurrchur-wyze, ai nawtfinksew iz datt kool.
nawt nesissariilee…
ooh…caffeen….
ai’z shur datt kitteh culd add plentee moar storeez…
Liek that storie about teh Dragonz!
yesh yesh yesh!
…MISTER GINGER PANTZ!!!!!!!…..
aifinkso taht floofy belleh needz sum snorglin!
OKs, Imma kall my ark-cat-techt.
He’s feenkin abwot a noo paint jawb. Mebbe somefin in a stripe wif sum purplols in it….
hehehehehe
da pail kitteh on da loer flor b luking up mr ginger’s trooserz.
GMTA! (well, awlmoast!)
Ennibodee els notiss teh wite kitteh unnerneef finkin deep thorts?
U fink hee bee plottin how tew knock mr. ginger pantz awff teh tawp uv teh korprit laddur?
Dass wat it lukks liek 2 me!
Izza cyoot picshur. Ai rilly wanna fynd owt wear tu get a play fraym liek taht. Srsly.
ebbureewun siimz tew watn dis!
mebbeh kittehz hyoomanz iz reelee gud att maekink stuffz adn maed dis speshulee fur teh kittehz?
I don’t know about Australia, but here, the animal welfare societies (eg, the RSPCA) stock some pet equipment. I haven’t explored their site as it would not be economically viable for you. Of course, it could be custom built, so not commercially available.
Ai just frended teh pikshur provyder, lov3lyd0rk, hoo sed she bort it at Target. Sew nao ai wil tri tu fynd. Hav lukkt at menny sites awn teh innertoob.
Teh tower set iz cawld Kitty City, wiv sebral modular pakks. Iz Target in USA.
O wel.
Ocm, ai jus chekked awn Amazon, dey haz sum Kitty City produkts, mite bee wurth chekkin owt tew see haow mush teh shippin wud bee iffen dey ships tew Austraylya…maibee prolly tew eggspensibe tho.
Thx BF! *runs awf tu lukk*
*den runs awf tu bed* !!!
Nite nite
dey culd awlwaez chekk awn ebay adn otthur succh sytez…
wowie!
ai haz a imprezzed. boff ob uz rote at exaxtly 8:18 am.
hour togettha finkin noes know contoinent oar ocien oar timezonez barrierz.
da mind melt btween TTI an southern calibornia iz beri purriful.
Iz incredibablol!
meow oui! meow ami annipuus.
Notet too selfz: nawt tew git eethurr wun ob deez angreez att meh…teh otthur wun mite knoez abowt itt throo wutebbur mynd-fing adn den, bofe wudd nawt bii happee wiff meh…
hmmm…
ai notissed dat tew!
hehehe….da lowr kitteh iz holdin himz paw obber hiz mouff 2 keep frum gigglin outloud!
Him iz sertinlee plannin sum misscheef!
eithurr datt, oar tew keepz himz ebil laffturr frum brakink owt…mebbeh himz watns tew pussh teh uppurr kitteh awff teh bildink?
but furst add de comfies on da floor unda meh. itz not so somfiez there yet
comfiez, srry, spellin’ mistak
Ohai Kittypaw! Dat bee teh beyewtee uv lolspeek..dere iz noe spellin mistaik!
aifinksew kittypaw ment wen ‘somfiez’ wuz sed insted ob sumpfink liek ‘comfies’…
troo–eggspeshulee iffn yoo libz awn dat floor! yoo watns it comfeez beefoar yoo getz moar floorz!
We gonna have to take out the fadibulator and remanibalate the stradibalator. Yeah, this gonna run u twunny cheezburgers at least.
thirtee iffn yoo needz itt dunn bai teh weekedn, tho…
Can wi fix it?
Mebbi….
I would love to get that cat play setup! Anyone know whwere to get it?
We originally found it at PetSmart, but it’s cheaper at Target. It’s a modular set that can be assembled however you want. There’s a cheap knockoff at Wal-mart, but the real thing is definitely the way to go.
It’s called ‘Kitty City’ if you’re not in the US and want to look online.