
Remembering a previous humiliating rescue, Jocko wisely decided that 2 feet up was enough to demonstrate his tree climbing skills
plus it maeks u easier to find
Picture by: dunno source Caption by: Sylviag via Advanced Lol Builder
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Enni furver wud need halp
Adn lass tyme, mama kept distraktifying teh fyremens.
Oops, uzer error. Dat commint beeloh wuz sposed tu goe heer. Cant getz teh gud helpz anymoar.
*Blushez brite redd*
Noe need 2 blush – juss blaem WP liek teh ress uv us!
Oh yesh, dat’s rite, um hmmmmm…..it WUZ wp!! Stoopy weird pretzel!!!
Der, dat feewels bedderer.
Dass rite! U eever ment 2 do sumfin oar it wuz WP’s fawt!
Dat wuz hoomilee ating!!
Congarats, anni!! Wee has teh freeway tye!!
*Dans, dans, danses teh kitteh twee klimer tango*
Dey had tu pikk meh up adn karry meh daon… bai hand!
Oh teh hyooj mannatee!
Oar duz Ai mean hoomillyayshun?
Teh hyooj hyoominnimillyayshunz!
Praps dat wuz wat Ai ment!
Nawt eezy tu sez, tho. *tryz tu untanglol tong*
*pownses* TAG! Yur itt!
*runrunrunsawai and hydes*
AAKK!!
*runz arown serchin*
*hydes furthurr awai*
*gibs up*
*goez tu teh kitteh-bed unner teh plant-stands inna kornur*
*tayks a nap*
Awww…wai izz yoogibbon uppp?
Ohz…. *letts the sleepin kitteh lai*
*tiptoes aqwff tew eet*
Bee bakk laytor–ai’z bowt tew bii nomming…
*hydes sumwaer tew eet*
Ai aer 2 tyred 2 fink enni moar 2nite. Tiem Ai wuz in bed.
G’nite ebbriwun, g’nite!
Tuu feets, foar feets… whutebber wurks.
Ai’ll juss keep mai foar feets daon at tuu feets up.
Adn hoo is dat obber kitteh wawkin away wiff hims tayl stikkin up?
Him’s nawt imprest!
omigohs! is teh fotografur wit hims tayl in teh pikshur~!
~Tayl-bomb
Mebbe nawt kitteh…..mebbee………skawee fing.
*kyoo skawee moosic*
Oh, wate, wuz juss teh stoopy goggie.
U haz gud aiiiz AP. Ai luked not cloz an thot was shad row ov fotografur.
Kitteh nawt watn tew bii resQ’d bai fyermans?
Straynje….
Kitteh obveeuslee nawt relayted tu LCB.
Ore to me…
Don’t call the firemens. Mebbe jus the little toy firetruck that goes beep beep.
Ah yeff, teh littlol boi-hyoomin wiff teh fyretrukk.
Cum ober heer, soz ai can jump awn ur sholdurz adn klym daon ur leg.
oh halp halp. ai is tu ohai en dis tree an ai is stuk.
plstucawltehfiremenskthk!
Oh, deers. Hang on tiet an don’t luk down. Halp is on da way. Halp! Firemens! Plz to come angit keshet! Plz to bring some cool drinkeez an suntan oil too.
Am I the only one here who feels this picture isn’t quite… right? This messes with my perceptions much more than the sideways cat. Also, why do I keep stopping to correct my spelling?