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conga rats, sh!
*after wiping cobbler drippins off fingers*
*bows*
fankees.
WARE did yoo git cobbler?
an, moar importantlee…
WHY yoo nawt sharin wif us?
It’s Dickey’s Barbecue…….do ya really want that?
that is what was for dinner………….again.
Why yoo axk if I reely want dat?
I haz choklit browneez. Want wun?
**putz owt tray of browneez foar awl Cheezpeeps**
Bettur taht den barbekued di…..
*ahem!*
*trujjez awf to NB*
**fawls off cowch laffin at Damiana’s commint**
I dunno…..depenz awn teh sawse dat’s yoozed.
**runz to NB**
*luuks innosent*
Adn whut sawse duz u recomm….recogn…..fink Ai shud yooze, Red?
Buff-a-low sawse is nommy….oar mebbe sween’n'sawr?
*noms sum braoniez wile finking*
Ob corse, dere are menny menny sawses tew chewz frum (pun intended):
Applol sawse
Buff-a-low sawse
Catsup (tew no gud….iz catsup a sawse, or still a veggitoblol?)
Dill pikklol sawse
Eggsalad sawse
F….
Fruit sawse
Garlic sawse
Habinaro sawse
I…
Flaming Hawt Sawse
Gooey Drippy sawse
Honey mouse turd sawse
I….
Ibe’s gawt yoar faborite sawse, soes juss waitt a minite sawse,
Juss teh rite sawse foar whut yu had in myndz
Karioke sawse foar wen yu R singin yoar hartz owt.
Juss teh rite sawse, az ai sed befoar
An sins ai’m teh onlee wun heer tonite:
Libelee Texas Q-sawse, cuz wee teh onlee wuns hu noez hao tu du dat rite,
Marinated sawce…..wayte at leest foar ours,
Nycely aijed sawce, soe teh spices getz blended prawperly,
O……
ftw
gut von dere
Ai haz blooberri cobblurs inna dutch uben ober the fyre rite naow. hmmmm…
HAZ U BEEN SNEEKING THE TAYST?!
* runs aowt tu check teh cobblurz. Grabz teh baysball bat awn teh way*
**hollers whyle runnin**
LUUK OWT, DAN! TEH JIG IZ UP!
AN GONE!!!!!
(rip Greg Hines)
Iz yoo shur dat it wuz him?
yup Gregory Hines
and I heard he was only 57….
Juss sign hear.
*twists fingers inna knot*
sry……I stuttered.
can’t i just put pawprent
Plz tu be syning at teh bottum.
nawt to go off on a tangent, but do ya need a cosyner?
hear’s yure sine…ohai SHD!!!!!
**runz up to Griffyn**
Ohai, girl! Wuzzup? Izzit hawt ware yoo iz? It haz been heer too. Hoomiditee? DO NAWT WANT!
ohai Red – it has been CC awful hawt hear….but so far I hazza good aircondishunin.
kwarstchun for SHD – are they Doobie-ing there tonight? anuzzer fren izzat a Doobie show.
Yah, iz been awflol hawt heer. Teh wevver-gui sed dat wii haz had teh wevvers lyk late-Jooly oar erlee-Awgust. Teh tempz has been inna 90′s wif teh hyoomiditee pushin teh heet index in2 teh tripplol dijits.
Yah, fank CC foar teh ayr-condisunin dat werks!
nope, Jenny Rivera
beddah staht pakken!
Yoo nawt mind ifn my lolyer goez ovur dis, rite?
yer wastin’ yer time, the lolyers are in league wit that particular cat.
All lolyers?
I kno ov a cuppla lolyers dat mite nawt be alyned wif BC.
ai suppohs sum uv teh publick deefendurs mite nawt bee.
Teh lolyer dat handlold my diborse wuz gud.
Dere iz a lolyer in dis area dat halped tayk sum reely bad lolyers down.
Most of da lolyers has already signed.
dis mite tayk awhyles.
**I can haz innerupshun foar a minnit?**
Y’all, wun of owr own needz ur beemz, plz.
3km’s hubby, Chikkin Man, iz havvin teh hur-nee-yah surjeree nexst week.
Plz to sendin beemz to 3km an hur famblee.
ktkxbai
**bak to ur regyoololarlee skedyoold sillyniss**
depending onna location of hernia repair, watch the prep-nurses……….they can have a MEAN&NASTY sense-o-humor.
**snikkurs**
Ai seez noboddee respondz 2 dis rekwest (dat ai notisst), so ai duz nao…
Ai nawt noez 3km, butt(!) ai sendz prayrz adn gud thotz for her adn her hubbee adn famblee. Surjereez nawt fun–ai noe–had surjeree on nee sum yeerz bakk adn loong rehab tiem afterwerdz. <3 <3 <3
AHAH! Even basement kitteh runs awt uf eenk!
He’s fading!
culd bee wurser. hims culd bee streekin.
*wawlks tu nawty barn whistloling happilee*
Hummee Chug-Chug Bawkz
amz Midnyte Kitteh noo~est
faybrittest Napz Playss!
Hummee Chug-Chug Bawkz
oanlee spitz owtz pay~purrz wenz
Midnyte Kitteh wawntz!!
Sly Midnyte Kitteh
awllreddee gawtz Hewminz’ soalz
frumz wen dayz furst metz!!!
Jack.
Anom, Jack.
I kno of two floof-bawlz dat ownz me.
**sigh** dey nawt haz mutch.
noez, noez, noez!! dey hazza lawt! dey haz a mommy whu lubz dem bery musch rite?
Ai haz oranj kitteh hoo luvz hubbeez chug-chug-hum-hum deviec, 2. Him liez on it awl day long, sept when him cumz in 2 snugglol wif me. ;^)
plz sign ur name right here kthx, now i wil proseed to take ur soul
Oh, wut deh heck, take deh whole shoo.
Dis iz yr reseet for yr huzbend n dis iz mai reseet for yr reseet.
*gigglols* izzit da whyne oar izzit all y’allz wittee repartee?????
reply tew maiself: it’z use-guyz!11! wat whyne…..?
*poors ay glas uv wyne fur Cowdogwah*
whi nawt boff?
fankees, keshet, butt (1!1) ai finks itz da braynes, nawt da booze, or mebee a liddlol booze, butt (!) mostlee cheezpeeps!
yabutt, ai leiks teh wyne.
haha I’m ginger. u can’t haz my soul
Ai onlee agree iffin it be a contract to get meh soul bakk. I was alreddee trikked by anudder kitteh fur meh soul…
Downt mynd mii…jus seein if ai still haz blooness adn abatar.
Hmm…ai can bii out ob modder rayshuns nao?
Oh no, grim reaper kitteh!
Hullow…..aneewun…..aneewun…..
Hallow………hlow……….hlow…………hlow…..
Iz noe cheezpeep owt der??
*Cwyz a wittlol*
Otay, iz thyme foar dis cheezpeep tu hit deh hay. Oar teh wadderbedz. G’nite mai peeps, wee wil tawlk annubber thyme.
*Sniff, sniff, slobber*
Ohai ‘Niser! Yu still arownd?? Peekaboo!
‘Scuse mii! Nawt meeniin to peekaboo whyle yu hittin deh hay. *Hides ais*
Ohai, Lungdoc!!! Peekz tu yu tu!!! Yesh, ai stil heer. Fankees foar ansering mai cawl foar cheezpeeps dis layte awn teh Catterdai nite…….juss wantid a liddlol companee.
Ohai yurself! Ai waz just peekin in to Cheezland between answerin phonecalls to teh hospitlol. On call tonite. Everibodi doin okeh tho *crosses fingerz and makes secret sign over telefone for good lukk*
Oh, yu really IZ lungdoc. (Nawt dat ai fought yu wernt, butt (!!) yu nebber noez)
*Standz in reberence*
Yu du teh gud werks!!!! Ware yu R awn cawl?
No needs to standz in reberence, fanks. Ai juss does mai job lyke anibodi elts. (Teh hours stink, but some of teh minnitz are really innerstin! Adn Ai don’t has to nail shingles on roofs in August, which iz teh worst jawb Ai remember havin az a youfth.) Ai bein awn cawl at teh local hospitlol down here in SE New Meksicko.
How waz yur birfday on Fursday? Did you has a happee dai?
Birfday wuz akshually weds dai….and wuz grate!! Speshully sins wuz mai nawt sekkund birfday in cheezland!! Such uh grate, happee pwayce tu bee.
Ai doan habs tu nayle shingels in August eeber, soe am grayteful foar dat.
Am juss in rebberance beekawse ai hadz a fren hu wuz uh lifelawng smoker…..hur hadz a fyoo sergeries dat Xtended hurz lyfe bi sooooooo lawng…..fanks tu peeps lyke yu, hour frens hu succumed tu uh bad habbit, dey has teh lawnger life.
Oyesh, ov corse teh 6-23 waz a wedsdai… teh midnite haz mai kalendar fuzzled up…
Ai don’t do teh big sergeries on teh lungz maiself; mostly teh diagnostik and kritikal kare side (scopes, needlols to drain extra fluidz owt, tubez adn ventilatorz wehn teh breevin gets tu tuff). Ai waz kinda hopin taht by teh tyme Ai got this old, folks woulda given up teh smokin adn Ai would have nawt so much work tu do… butt (!) so far, it nawt happenz taht wai yet, nope nope. For teh job sekuriteez, getta job taht dependz awn peepls bein silleh. Helf, gubmint, fings like taht.
Yesh, ai noez. Dis wun fren, hurz wuz teh 20 yeers owlder dan mee, nao hur haz bin gonz deez fibe yeers. Ai habs annuber fren…..hur iz yunger dan mee…..iz teh sayme way. Ai dunno. Y dey fink dey canz beets teh odds? Dis wun haz athsma, lawng wif smokin awl hurz lyfe. Yu wud fink (oar hopez) dat peepz wud wayke up an smellz teh cawfee!!!!!!!!! Butt (!!) dey nebber, nebber dew.
*shaykes hed*
Gotz tu goe tu bedz….nite, lungdoc!!! Berry nyce tawlkin tu yu!!!
Oh well, Aifinkso we all has owr sillehnesses. Some ov us can has more lucki sillehness taht doesnawt kill us todai. Some, nawt so lucki. It’s nice to has a place lyke Cheezland where we can hear enkourajin wordz wehn teh world bites us in teh leg, yesh?
Anniwai, Ai has to go nao… Have a good nite, ‘Niser, adn wii will sees yu later in teh weekweekweekend, ai hope so. Bai!! Happi dreemz!
Dis is cuet kitteh….
Troo dat! Misteerius golden aiis…
Hellloooo? anee bunny dere?
helooo AfriCat, dunno wots thyme ware u are, iz 10am heya in Souf Efrika ware aifink u comes from, yers? Beeyotifulol winter’s day too.
Ohai Geniecat! Dats rite. I’m from all ober teh plaice, Eastern Cape, KwaZulu/Natal, Gauteng and finally Bloemfontein in teh Free State! Nawt winter heer in Saudi! Average temp. +- 45C! Too hawt, ifinkso!
ahahhaha grim reaper kitteh! lol
ahhhh this is my friends cat!!
it kyou!!!
I want to know what the miracle grow is for