
Yeah, I took a wild ride in here. I’m ok, but the hamster isn’t looking too good, he’s in the lint trap.
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Yeah, I took a wild ride in here. I’m ok, but the hamster isn’t looking too good, he’s in the lint trap.
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U’d beddur reskew him
Congratz, Annipuss!
Den I kin nom himz…
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Conga-ratz n hip-hop-hamsturz 2 U, anni! Ur fast feengurz didded it agin! Watt U wontz 2 sillybrayt ur ty wif Ozcatmum?
Thx fur teh congrats, OCM an Aahz! Ai need sumfin lawng an cawld (2 drink, uv corse, Ai doan’t meen an isiclol!)
‘Kay, den — haow bowt sum LAWNG Eyeland Ais Tee?
*pours a tall glass of cold Long Island Iced Tea for anni*
*pours two more for self and Ozcatmum*
*klinks glasses*
Cheez!
Thx Aahz. Dat sowndz gud!
Thx Aahz! *heets tee in mike row wabe* Iz cawld enuff foar meh rite nao. We bee hedding fer wun digree agen tonite.
We haz 27C todai! Mite hab 30 awn Sumdai!
*whispers* U dew reelyz dat Lawng Eyeland Ais Tee iz teh alkyhawlik, rite? It wheel warm U up ebben ifn it startz owt koald…
Ai nyoo taht…. *adds ies blokks tu mikro wabed LI ice tee*
Religious kitty has given up hamsters for Lint.
*Ham stirs enter in ballay costumes*
*Sautee Sautee Sautee*
♪wii are teh Ham Stir Fry Troupe.♪
@@@@
*Clappity, clappity*
Oh yesh, berry nyce. Ham stirs lukk soooo kyoot in teh pink tutus an widdlol ballay shooz.
*Ham Stir Fry Dancers beam at the approvlol brgrs, come out again for on core purrformanz using new and nimproved dans steps*
saute saute saute
paw de deux
paw de chat
saute saute saute
[and for final sizzle] Jazz
HandsPawsSquosht him, ai did.
Yoda U tawk liek, yesh!
These are not the clothes you are looking fur. Move on.
“These are not the clothes I was looking for. Move on.”
These are not teh duds u are looking for.
*eats some Milk Duds*
Whale, deze R teh dudz *I* wuz teh lukkin 4…
hehehheh, duds *wandering off chucklolling*
They can go about their business.
“You can go about your business.”
*gets owt a MegaDepth tee shirt*
“Snorgling is my business… …and business is gud!*
pls to clothes teh door
…oh, and i haven’t seen teh goggie.
Why you ask?
Cuz goggie iz hoo putted uz in heer inna nawt-sekkund plais!
*looks innocent*
*looks in a closet*
heheheh…you’ll nebber find him…
*wipes up trail of drool to hide evidence*
Smawl kritterz nawt haz it eezee…
Well, dey mite hab it eezeer iffen yu didn’t stir-fry dem in garlic butter.
Kittehs lubs teh warmmmmm close.
Butt (!) nawt win dey iz teh gowin rownd n rownd…
Noez, dis cud bee teh berry dizzying speeree ants!! Oar, cud bee teh kyooree ossity dat killd teh catz……hebben foarbidd!!!!!
Kitteh seams tu hab sir bibed ….. tihs tiem.
*syngs teh bubblol gum sawng*
Ai’m soe dizzy, mai hed iz spinnin,
Lyke a werlpool, it nebber endz,
An itz yu, kitteh makin it spinz,
Yoar makin mee DIZZY!!!!
Ohai ‘Niser! Ai bleev u had a birfdai. sawree tu miss it. Ai bin bizzy an onlee heer at od tiems.
Hippee Birfdai bee layt iddlee.
Fankees, OCM. Wuz a gud partee!!
*whispers*
Der’s stil sum shamperz left in teh fridge foar teh peeps hu cudn’t bee dare. Aifink MaineKoon Maizey mite be in der habbin a sipz rite nao.
*burp*
Wot? Oh, scuze mii!
*pours sum shampers fur OCM adn leevezit awn da tayblol*
Cheers!
*cownterakts dat eerwurm wif DIS eerwurm*
♫ You spin me right round, baby
right round like a record, baby
Right round round round ♫
*Dubblol cownteraktz wif DIS eerwurm*
Upside down, boy, you turn me
Inside out, round and round
Upside down, boy, you turn me
Inside out, round and round and round
*oar DIS wun*
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♫ Rownd, rownd, gitta rownd,
I gitta rownd.
Gitta rownd, rownd, rownd, (*wee-OOH-OOH-ooh*)
I gitta rownd. ♫
Fluffy towels and fresh scent cleen stuffs is soff and good.
Ornjj Kitteh needz 2
getz owt ubz t3h Rowndee Rowndz
Wawrn Lawndree Masheen!
Rowndee Rowndz Masheen
canz beez daynjurruss ifz doar amz
cloazzd akksidentlee!!
Ornjj Kitteh shoodz waytz
outsyde Rowndee Rowndz Masheen
2 helpz Prittee Wun!!!
Jack.
@@@@@!!1! Rowndee Rowndz Masheen! I lurvz it!!
rowndee rowndz masheen, luv it! Guud wun Jack!!
Dat iz teh coolest pome yet!
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Iffen kitteh wants tu goe rowndee roundz, I’ll putz dem onna chair adn spin dem. Wheeeeee! Oar pick dem up adn flips dem ober!
Whut? U wuz tew cheep tew taik us tew teh carnivul wif u sew wee uzed teh dryer fer a tilt-a-whirll.
Whut’s this in my shoo? Is that a… corn dog?
it WUZ a corn dog….
Astronaut kitteh is space simulashun machine…
Ai can has wild ride tomorrow – on teh Jurman railway!!!! Why? Dat’s why
***** Tripoint cheezmeet in Lindau/Jurmanee TOMORROW*****
Ohai cheezfrenz and lurkers! Last Friedegg Honeycakerabbit and ai
decided to have a cheezmeet in Lindau on teh Lake Constance, see h
ttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lindau. Teh lubberly city is located where
three Jooropean countries meet – Jurmanee, Austrya and Switzerland – we
can has a tripoint cheezmeet, yay!
So iffn there are cheezfrenz or lurkers libbing in that area and would
laik to see Honeycakerabbit and Upfi in purrson and have a fun day
togevver, pweeze come to Lindau main station on
Caturday, 26th Joon, at high noon (12:00) at teh informashun desk in teh main stashun.
Mabbeh u says, hao will ai recognize peeps ai have nebber scene be4 in
mai laif? Cheezfrenz be full of teh win and awsumness, but wot do ai do
iffn there be elebenty hundred peeps at teh informashun desk?
No worries, it be kwite eezy: Look for teh littlol pink caterpiggly. It
will be drawn on a nawt-so-little sheet of papur held up bai …. Upfi!
There, u found me.
Lukking forward to meeting cheezfrenz tomorrow!!! Wheeeee…..
aww, taht sownds wunnerful! Hazza fun fun fun!!
yay! what funz!
Hazza BEEEGGG jellus!
ummmm wow
welcome to the kitteh carnival! this week’s spotlight is the washing machine
Ohai kittehs
ohai {{{taya}}}
ohai!
Ai haz a nowncmint tew!
*May I please to having your attenshun??*
New England Cheesepeeps, annowncing a
***BOSTON CHEESEMEET!!!***
July 6th (Tuesday)
Exact time details still to be worked out.
Uniquekitty and plastikat will be visiting MA that weekend, staying in a Boston suburb and I can ride the Downeaster train into the city.
We’re planning to meet at the TD Banknorth Garden Station, thats where the Downeaster comes into and they can ride the MBTA right into the same station.
Breaking gnus! Catena iz trine tew kleer hur skedule an mite bee joynin us!
Iffen u r innerested u kan leev a messidje awn teh Cheeztown cryer er awn mai profyle paige heer, ah’ll git bak tew u!
More info as it becomes available!
Addendumdumdummmmmm!
Eggsackt time tew bee wurkt owt but will bee in teh mornin time, ai iz konstriktd by teh Downeaster skejule..an dis corsit.
Fur doez in TTI: Doan’t ferget teh fibe-part innernashunul cheezmeet ober teh nekst fibe weeks. Deetaylz in teh Cheeztown cryer.
Izzit gonna be a twerk party to get cher place reddy for teh 2011benty Lolympics?
*looks hoepfuls*
To do list:
Activate security system to keep goggies out
Bury evidence
Carefully prune back raspberries
Determine how many ruums needed to be added to Annipuss’s casa
E…
Ohai Cheezypeeps!
Ai thought this was verry interesting and think you folks will too!!!
Czech it out – this is sooo, soookewl
ht tp://shine.yahoo.com/event/pets/would-you-believe-prosthetic-paws-for-a-cat-1844026/
Wel, Kitteh, yuu ar teh soooo luckeee taht rowndee mashyne wuz settid oanley at Delikat/slowe iynsted ov Hawt/fast-fast-fast!!!
(Ai fink teh Hampstur bees O Kay,
becuz yuu kan heer hims hypur-vehntylatyng, wif teeney-tineey liddol skweekez…)
Never find a kitty in the dryer, but I can see one liking to hide there.
HA…. That cat really did have a wild ride

Don’t let him have to much fun ;D
Ahahha.
I love that kitty
I have one just like him
Do yourself a favour and teach your cats to stay out of the dryer. If you haven’t seen what happens when you don’t, then I envy you your ignorance.
Dryer = soft…warm…hair-free…clean (not smell like dawg) clothes….irresistible to cat.
My cat died in the drier : (
Thats not even funny to me, i had a cat get into the dryer one time, he died, it got blood and cat hair all over the clothes too.
Hey this isn’t funny. These warm comfy death traps kill cats every day.
For realz
My cat tries to get in the dryer every time we open it. Good thing we have a light in there or he just might take a wild ride.