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throwz the chees poof I cans catched it
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Ai aer reddee!
U wuz teh reddee 4 teh layt LOL, datz watt U iz! Conga-ratz n Rhumba R2′s 2 U, anni! Haow bowt sum Cheetowz — fryd 2 uh kraklee krunch oar baykted 2 uh dellykit krunch?
Ai can hab fryd heer thx! (Nawt aloud IRL tho!)
*serves large bowl of fried Cheetos to annipuss*
*pours cold glass of milk to go with them*
*also gives anni a stack of napkins for afterwards*
Hee U goez, luv!
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Um, derez wun dat I iz shure U doan wont…
*snatches one of the Cheetos from the bowl*
Hey! Ai need awl teh fud Ai can get!
I iz teh shure U nawt b wontin 2 nom teh uglee wunz…
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O luk, derez anuvver wun…
*snatches another Cheeto*
Mai belleh can’t see iffn dey aer uglee!
*puts owt a bowl uv sowr creem next to teh Cheetos*
Mmmm. Cheetos & sowr creem. Iz teh yummeh combinayshun.
U can hab mai sher uv sowr creem – Aifink it iz pleh!
Mmmm — fankies, Annipuss!
*noms Cheetos wif lawts and lawts uv sowr creem*
Nawt uh bad ideer, ns!
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*snatches more uglee Cheetos from anni*
*dips in sour cream*
Mmmm, nomalishus dey iz!!
Ai can has dis?
*Runz up, steels Cheetoh frum bowl, dipz in sower cweem an runsawaiwifakwikness*
*Runz bak, snaches anubber Cheetoh an lobz intu kitteh’s mouf*
Skore!!!
*Blowz awn teh vuvuzela*
BLLLLAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!
*lukks in emtee bole* Dey can’t awl hab beed uglee, kan dey?
*pours anni a large, FULL bowl of good-looking fried Cheetos*
Nawt un uglee wun inna bunch!
Thx Aahz!
Noe prawblim — we kaynt haz owr annipuss gowin hongree, naow kin we?
Ai fownded teh moats beeyouteemuss cheezeepoofses – foar reel! – Wyte cheeze (noe tellztaylez orinj fingrrrz!), adn an lurvlolee rownd shayp abowt teh syze uv an marblol. Sprinklol wiff an liddlol … okae – an lawt – uv eggstra parmigiano cheez, adn ennchoi wif an glasz oar elebbenty, uv wyte zininfidel whine. NOM!!
ai iz gonna haf tu twry dat IRL!! aifink it sawnds guud.
Sower creem iz gud wif Doritos uv menny flayvrz, azwell.
Congarats anni! Ai wuz startin tew fink wee wuzznt gonna git a noo lol!
Yep! Ai disiedid wun more poosh awn teh F5 buttin an den gib up iffn no noo lol!
Fast Fud — nawt watt we hadded in mynd…
I dunno – iffen it imbolbz cheez, kitteh always haz it in mind.
Yahbut, I nawtfinksew dat “fast fud” meenz teh ayrspeed uv teh fud itself…
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…unless kitten nomz unlaydin Afrikkun oar Yoorupeun sparroez…
Ni!
Ekki ekki ekki ekki pkang zoop boing zowee zoo!
I shal tawnt yu a sekkond thyme!
Fetchez la vache!
Cartman kitteh sez “h*ll yeah wee wan cheezy poofs!
Lait lol….wuz lait!!
AI WANTS MAI CHEEZY POOFS!!!
*throws*
OW!
*wonders how to explain cheezy-poof-related rotator cuff injury to insurances company*
U kood jess taylz dem dat U gotted teh injurree wyl servin fud…
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(awltho U mite knead uh tennis rakkit 2 serv cheezy poofs)
Australian Kitteh finks yore a good sport, sew iz a sports injury. Amurkan Kitteh haz yu az a domestic serbent, sew iz a wurk-relayted injury.
Ob corse, dis iz assuming teh kittehs down’t own teh inshureance company, in which cays dey alreddy noez da reezon.
I nawtfinksew LCB iz teh domesticated, adn sintz yoinkin shynee stufz wuzznt involvded, iz prolly nawt gunna b wer-rilaytid…
Wy didn’t yu sez?
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*fyres poppers into teh ayr dat sprinklol shynee sparklols ebrywheres*
Plz tu filling owt dis form:
Name:
Insurance policy nomber:
Muzzerz made up name:
Date uv burf:
If u am an zombii, date uv deth:
Am u alergic tu ennyfing?
Wut am ur injury?
How wuz u injured?
Am dis injury werk related?
Will u b suing ennywun?
Inshurinse kitteh sez: Pleez tew bee fillin owt in tripplekat, wif noe typos er strikeobers uvverwize ur klaim wil bee denyed. It prolly wil bee denyed aneewai, sew wai bovver?
Inshoorance kitteh alsew sez: Wee wil bee inbes tigayting dis injooree. Luks lyke uh pwee-eggsistin kundishun tu us, an yu noe hadz teh inshoorance wif us wen teh kundishun orijinayted, soe moast lykly wee nawt payz.
Injured kitteh lets lose teh goggies ob wore
Wee leese teh howndz!!!!!
*Inshoorance kitteh runz foar cubber*
Um, mebbe wee payz dat klaim affer awl, ai seez yu habs uh bargainin chipp.
Oar at leest a bargunin cheezy poof!
U LEESE dem? I thotted U BOTT dem!
***Yoinks**** the Cal-E-Co before Red does it
dont worree
b happie
If the cat sits there nice and floofy,
His owner throws him a cheezy poofy.
Don’t worry…
Be happy!
I lurrrrves cheesy puffs
tehy r teh yum!
cheetoz r nom nom
OM Nom Nom
Marrmee Callee~co
Kitteh lubz hurz sum Cheezee
Poofz….. Nom Nom Nom!
Marmee Callee~co
Kitteh habz lawtza Toofeez
dat needz ekksurrsyze!!
Cheezee Poofz awllmoast
az gud az Poarkz Ryndz! Cheezee
Poofz amz crunnchee~urrz!!!
Jack.
RAWR!
In yur Internetz, showing teh whirld mah fangz and mah feerceniss.
Be afrayd! Be verreh afrayd!
(Um, Mawm? NAO will yoo thro teh cheezypuff, kthx?)
*Lobz uh cheezypuff at Gremlin*
Openz wyde!!!!
*snarfs that cheezypuff*
Um, that wuz lubbley. Duz yoo has moar?
kitteh need teef cleaned
Speshullee aftur nommin cheezee poofs…
Agreemint.
*Reddys mouth*
*Sayz Ahhh*
*Waitz*
*Waitz*
*Waitz*
*Catchez Cheesy Poof*
*Chokez*
*Fallz over*
*Twitch Twitch*
O noze!
*applys heimlik manoover, waches cheesy poof fly akross ruum*
Dere u goe!
kthx!
Noat to self: No catch cheesy poof while breathin.
‘K, Kitteh: Yuu wunts Cheezey-Poofs?? Heer tehy cums: Geyt Reddy Foar Iyt!
BLAAAAAAMMMM!!!! POWWW!! MRRROOOOAAAWWWRR!!
Ummm; Kitteh: yuu dynd nawt saiy nawt tuu throw teh whole bag….!!
May I please to having your attenshun??
New England Cheesepeeps, annowncing a
BOSTON CHEESEMEET!!!
July 6th (Tuesday)
Exact time details still to be worked out
Uniquekitty and plastikat will be visiting MA that weekend, staying in a Boston suburb and I can ride the Downeaster train into the city.
We’re planning to meet at the TD Banknorth Garden Station, thats where the Downeaster comes into and they can ride the MBTA right into the same station.
More info as it becomes available!
Naow, Y koodnt U dew dis wyl I wuz up dere uh kuppla weakz agoe?
sorree Aahz, ai dint kno u wuz in teh areeea an an an tehy wuzznt visitin den an an an an ai wuzznt awn a wurk shutdaown tehn
Iz otay, bf — I wuz teh werkin teh hoal tym I wuz up dere ennywaiz… I wuz up at Port Henry halpin 2 mayk teh nekst Star Trek eppysoad…
Can ai pwetty pwease hav cheeZpoof?
*opens mouth*
*waits*
*waits moar*
*grabs nearest dog and sticks out claws* gimme the dang cheeZpoof or da dog gets it. And I not mean he gets da ‘poof.