O, er, thx, but *whispers* I prefer teh diet cokes. Teh diet pespi tastes like it’s got water from teh mop bukket at teh Burfday Fairy’s troll rehabilitation factory innit.
Oddly enough, I prefers reggaler pespi to reggaler cokes. *shrog*
*comes back from looking at AP’s pix*
Yes, those minions are shaping up quite nicely. O, and I see that u has teh Altoids game. Mabye u can bring it sometime and we can play?
We hasn’t didz a Low Budget Theater production in forever. Let’s try Citizen Kane. Of course, we can’t afford much. How ’bout Civics Student Kane? And a sled is rite out, not to mention rosebuds. How bout a cafeteria tray called Dandelion?
Amayzin.
Nawt-sekkund hims vyolently annoyin.
Den he vyolayts teh alfabet list wiff vyolent tawntings.
Adn nao he rychusleh kumplayns bowt bein slappifyd foar it.
*mayks noat ob skreen-naym adn kwiltyfing foar fyoochur refrinss*
Editor’s note: wee iz sowwy foar teh incor…..inkerr….errorz in dis poast. Nawt sekkund, lookup iz tu werds, nawt wun, soe shud bee look up, nawt lookup. Sekkund, iz eeber “words mean,” oar “word means,” nawt “words means.” Mayke ups yoar mindz allreddy, an getz wif de proe gramme!!!!
onna compleetlee unreelaytid noat:
mai inturtoobs is finalolly fixt! 2 #$%#$@&!!! yeers uv cawls tu teck suppoart an terns owt teh problum wuzza bad fone jax.
don’t even try to say anything here that might be different or the “accecpting and open-minded” people here will tell you how you are violent, need to be banned and have all you comment edited out.
Bunch of Fascists that put on a happy Politically Correct face.
Yup. U iz.
Luuks lyke hims reddy tu start droolin. pleh.
Mebbe itsa goggie wearin a kitteh kostyoom?
Nao data a reely kreepy fawt.
Congrats awn leedin teh brayd, NS. *dans-dans*
Carosuez tayin us tu teh booteek belo, wiff a stawp at teh pi-stand!
O hai, AP. How is things going wif teh n00bs?
Ohai lcb! Tayk a luuk at mai profyle for noo pics (adn lols) ob dem.
Aifink u may has bin ryte bowt dis minyun fing affer awl!
How is fings wiff u?
Things is teh bizzy. Pleh. But I has losed 20 poundages, and will be celemabrating wif a ginormous pizza topped wif hot fudge sundaes.
I’ll go look at ur pix. See? Didn’t I tell u it would be ok, minionwise?
*makes LCB a ginormous pizza wif all her fave topppppppings and many hot fudge sundaes*
kthx! O, and can I has a diet soda?
*gebs LCB teh keez tu teh Diet Pepsi truck *
Halps urself.
O, er, thx, but *whispers* I prefer teh diet cokes. Teh diet pespi tastes like it’s got water from teh mop bukket at teh Burfday Fairy’s troll rehabilitation factory innit.
Oddly enough, I prefers reggaler pespi to reggaler cokes. *shrog*
Yoo tries teh Coke Zero? Iz bedder den teh Diet Cokez…
*comes back from looking at AP’s pix*
Yes, those minions are shaping up quite nicely. O, and I see that u has teh Altoids game. Mabye u can bring it sometime and we can play?
Papaz teh altoid supplyer at teh feeatur. Getz em in bulk.
Helps keep teh akturz frum nokkin eech obber ober wif der breffs.
Lookz lyke hims immitra…. immutat….. (ahem) tryin to lookz lyke Orson Welles. “Rozebuud.”
We hasn’t didz a Low Budget Theater production in forever. Let’s try Citizen Kane. Of course, we can’t afford much. How ’bout Civics Student Kane? And a sled is rite out, not to mention rosebuds. How bout a cafeteria tray called Dandelion?
Wii nawt can haz a nurse, wii needz a kandi stryper.
*checks budget*
Or mabye just a first aid kit?
*checks budget moar closlier*
Or a Hello Kitty bandage? Used?
Onlee needz tu pull teh shamwow ober teh civics-student. (Kandi strypurs nawt get payed, dem iz minyunz uf teh nurse)
Yes, but they is teh vry hi maintenance.
Shamwows migth be a littlol out of reach. Does they make a sham shamwow?
How abowt a sham-meh?
Yes, that sounds vry uninteresting. Is they on sale?
yep, definately nao!
Keep it up, kitteh. Ur gettin cloass.
Oh yesh…yesh yu ar! Inna ai dunno webber yuz iz creepee oar cutee kinda wai!
Nightshade, me an AngelPlume is goin to the tye bootique and seeing whut’s new. When we get there, we iz gonna hav sum summer pie!
Mayd wiff fresh froots lyke cheereez adn peechez adn stuffs?
Adn wiff lotsa wippy-creem awn tawp? Yay!
Ai kin haz stromberreez & razzberreez & blakkberreez?
*luuks hoapful*
We don’t gots those kines, sry. We does has…
Anonymousberries
Beigeberries
Crayonberries
Dongleberries
Engleberthumperdinckberries
F…
Frankenberreez
Gawdawfulberreez
Harkembakkupberreez
I…
C-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-combobreaker!!!!
Idjitberries /\
Jonandkateberries
Kareberries
Leatherberries
M…
Icanhazmoarberries
Jinglolberris
Kittehnipberris
L…
Ignoarifikayshunberreez
Justkeepemkumminberreez
Kayk-n-iseecreemberreez
L…
Lalalalaicanthearuberries
Motusetbouchcousueberries
NPTberries
O…
Orinjpoysunberries
Phlonquaiberrieez
Quakkberreez
R…
Ridiuclous alphbetings
Silly alphbetings
Thickheaded alphbetings
Unthinking alphbetings
amidoinitrite guise?
YHBT!! haf a nice dai
Noe, yoar nawt doin it rite…..getta clu!!
Ronerysoroneryberries
Summertimeannoyanceberries
Threatenedbyothershaveningagoodtimeberries
Uglysoulberries
V…
Verianoyingberries
Wecanhazcakeanberries
Xspungecakeanberris
Zombuddieneedsanapberries
Ooh! Xspungecakeberries! That sounds wunnerful.
Wud bee an purfict brakerume noms
*nods*
Happicat iz z leetle tew happi, Aifinkso!
Aifinkso dis kitteh haz da sayme expwesshun az da Chesire Kat in da Alis in Wunnerlan moovee…kool adn creepy awl rolled intu wun!
Yesh; the moovie Cheshire Kats ar alwaiys liek taht;
xcept teh wuns liek meh, iyn reel lyfe, hoo bees rlly Suuper-Qte….
howz abou nao
n’ nao
howz abou nao
nao?
nao?
even nao?
*SWAT!*
Nao.
*Thwap!*
gmtv…gr8 minds turn violent
voilences neber solv n-e-tings
Nao playz noyce kittenz ‘fore papi sendz u 2 yer roomz wif noh internettings fer a week
Nawt no innertuubz fur a week!!!
how will wii survivifying?!?!?!?
Amayzin.
Nawt-sekkund hims vyolently annoyin.
Den he vyolayts teh alfabet list wiff vyolent tawntings.
Adn nao he rychusleh kumplayns bowt bein slappifyd foar it.
*mayks noat ob skreen-naym adn kwiltyfing foar fyoochur refrinss*
Careful how u go, AP. Le’ts go has some caek.
* tayks teh stromberree shortee caek frum teh brake rum adn frows it tu AP*
Heer catches it kwik!!!
My dear child, there was nothing violent in any of my posts.
I suggest you use the power at your fingertips and lookup exactly what the meanings of the words you toss about means.
Editor’s note: wee iz sowwy foar teh incor…..inkerr….errorz in dis poast. Nawt sekkund, lookup iz tu werds, nawt wun, soe shud bee look up, nawt lookup. Sekkund, iz eeber “words mean,” oar “word means,” nawt “words means.” Mayke ups yoar mindz allreddy, an getz wif de proe gramme!!!!
Ai wif yu AP, mai fren. Izza wet blankee, dat wun!!!!
Maybeh he’s passin a kid knee stone
uhmz yeh itz.. instrestin..
Heez tryin tu hyp noe tyze mii into gibbin himz mai noms, aifinkso!!!!
It’s the cheshire cat!
de gray cheshire kitteh from blak n whit muvies!
Yuu rang??? Holey Nellie!! Peeps haz bin menshuning mai naime alawt tuday!!!
* bringz aowt teh stromberri shortee caeks wif whippee creems *
Wii can haz caek inna brake rum!!
WRr!!! Ai’m goin wit yu!!!!! Ai’ll bring teh shampers!
ads Cake tu teh caek assortmint:
Plz stop, kitteh! Ai is bein very creeped nao. :O
Kitteh pretenz hi didnut maik a whoopsi
!! * wuznut mi
*
aifinks kitteh is tryn owt fur teh part uv teh jokur fur teh neggst batman moovee.
onna compleetlee unreelaytid noat:
mai inturtoobs is finalolly fixt! 2 #$%#$@&!!! yeers uv cawls tu teck suppoart an terns owt teh problum wuzza bad fone jax.
Bad fone jax! Bad! Bad!
teh nyse tecknishun man tuk teh bad jax awai wif hims.
I hope teh bad jax didn’t hijax teh good tech.
ai hoap sew tu. hims did leeve hims fone numbur…
When u call, be careful. Bad jax is teh good mimix.
Vellvettee Kitteh
getz eeben moar vellvettee
creepeengz owtz Hewminz!
Vellvettee Kitteh
awllso lubz Lapz Rubbinz wenz
Prittee Wun’z upsetz!!
Vellvettee Kitteh
awllso Nomz Prittee Wun’z hayr
b4 waykz hurz up!!!
Jack.
When Happy Cat is too happy…
He got into the nip
“Can you fear me now?….Good!”
=^..^=
Halloe…..iz annibunny heer?????
No, we crept owt
!! * tu teh nyoo lol *
Is this the cheshire cat’s little brother,Steve?
Nope…it’s his cousin, the Bellevue Cat!
=^..^=
Ai duz nawt haz a bruvver: Ai ar an Oanley Chyld…..!!!!!!
Ai dunno; Happee Cat up tehre iys nawt wun ov mai cloase relahtivvs;
mebbee hims bees a dystint kouhsyn, veree dystint;
Enney waiy; sumeboddeey shuud tellez hims taht hims bees tuu erley foar Halloweenses, waiy tuu erley!!!
Lookz liek michael jackson frum teh thrillr music video!
AHHHHHHHHH >;/ ahhahahahaha that is funny dont creep me out much gosh!
Sheldon cat lacks social skills!
Y SO SRS
lolcats are the most serious of business
don’t even try to say anything here that might be different or the “accecpting and open-minded” people here will tell you how you are violent, need to be banned and have all you comment edited out.
Bunch of Fascists that put on a happy Politically Correct face.
Typical PNW behavior.
Nice of you to show your true colors.
u stai out ob mah pills, Happycat! >:(