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You realize of course that your soul will not be dispensed with humanely. There will be Teletubbie tapes and nude pictures of Aunt Gertrude and Uncle Leo involved.
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Nooo!! Nawt Telleetubbeez!!1!
Congrats, Aahz!
Fanky, anni! Letz awl haz sum dreenkees 2 sillybrayt owr brayd! Haow bowt sum Grapes of Bath or sum Zen Milk Bath? Dere’z plinny 2 goe rownd!
Thx Aahz – Ai’d liek a napperryteef plz – iz neerlee tiem fur mai dinnur.
Sorree, anni — hadded 2 step awai 4 uh bit…
Haow ‘bowt uh Grapes of Bath?
*pours Concord grape juice*
*adds Beefeater gin*
*stirs*
*adds ice*
Heer U goes! Ifn U nawt liek dat, I kin awlwaiz miks up sumfin els…
Thx Aahz! Bai teh tiem Ai seed dis, Ai had kukked mai dinnur eeted it an wawsht up teh dishis!
Agen! Agen! Congratz, Aahz! U leed teh freewai!
Fanky, Ozcatmum! Joyn me n anni wif sum dreenkeez 2 sillybrayt!
Yis pls. Ai chews a wawm burbin tu mayk mai insieds les froze. Tehn aim awf tu bed.
wawm burbin? Yum!
Ohai an gudnite, Q. Iz nies tu tayk teh chil awai, werks wel wen campign oar owt awai frum teh fierplais.
We haz 98F heer todai- wish ai cud share wif u!
**nodz**
mii tew, itz gonna beez 100F hear tudai. ai wud lub tu sendify u sum heat, aktualy can wii traid?
Ohai TJsmommy- wheer u iz?
Oh nebbermind- Texas. Ai am in Virjinya ( ai kno- Capt obvyyus!)
LOL! iz awl guud. yeff, texis. itz gonna beez a lawng hawt summer aifinkso
*smooo LCV!!* butt (!) ai wunna go souf ob teh equ … cent … dat plaz dat dividings teh whirld… summer is NAWT mai fren.
Kumminz up!
*pours double shot of bourbon*
*gently warms*
*also warms glass of milk*
Heer y’ar, OCM! Deez wheel halp U sleep reel gud!
Fankees an gudnite, Aahz! Enjoi ur dai.
G’nite OCM
could be worts, could be Barney.
” Ai lub yuuuuu….”
nooooooo! ai cannut take teh horror!
U LUB MEEEEEE….!!!
*frantickly searches furr earpluggies*
♪i luv you
you lub me
so we share earworms, all fur frweeeeeeeee!
I lub you
you luv me
now Ai’ll eat ur fambilee
eep!
ht tp://img7.imageshack.us/img7/2613/barney2.jpg
(mind the space)
*sigh* Mai blooness. Ai cannawt find it!
I iz teh triein 2 fynd uh pitcher I wunst seed … wuz uh cuvver uvva Cracked maguzeen watt showed Barney aftur himz vizitid Jurassic Park…
Butt (!) I parintlee fynded sumfin watt izn’t awn teh Innertoobz 
Nawt eeben foar tuu peeses uv Tubbee Toats adn an bowlol uv Tubbee Tuss turd!!
*Hydez unner teh beddeebai untyl teh Telletubbeez R gawn*
iffen teh tellietubbie r tussin turd, do nawt want!
Ai iz nawt happee!
Dass wat kums uv baffin a kitteh!
Baffed kitteh awlsew lukz liek uh Gremlin aftur hims gotted wet n feeded aftur midnyt…
Dis bee troo. Hao duz kitteh goez frum bein beeyootimus creachur tu dis wif onlee teh addishun ob wadder?? Maykes mee wantz tu hab teh furr!!
*puts on cemistry lecturer owtfit*
.
“Kittehs aer in teh midlol ob teh periodic tablol ob teh lyfeforms. Dis iz wy dey react vigorosly wib bofe water adn catnip oil, despite oil and water being opposites.”
Ahh, dat eggslpanez a lot!
Yah, butt (!) deyz reeakshunz b diffrint. Kittehz reakt wif wattur awlmoast teh saym az sodeeyum, wyl dey kumbynz wif catnip oyl wiffa grate affinnitee…
Awl your soles ar belong 2 meh!
Sune az I gitz dryd awf…
u dye tonite!
Twice! Adn den agayn!
Reelee… Wun deth izn’t enuff 4 dis owtrayj…
Yupz – Clareoyl Asch Blawnd Numburr Elebbenty!
Lawtsa blud in 3… 2… 1…
Oooh. Nooo……..ai iz nawt pleezed wif u. why ai haz to hab baff? ai iz kleen!!
U hav baff insted!
Wen u baff a goggie u get a showuh wen him shaeks hisselb!
Yesh, iz troo. Aurelia gets me soaked everytime.
Wen mai sistuh baffed teh goggie, her wared her swim soot!
Sum goggies doan mynd teh wadders…..butt (!!) ai habz nebber noan uh kitteh hu didz!!
My nurse haz kitteh that jumps in shower wif her- eberry dai! Strange.
Kitteh bees soe upsettid, her kan nawt evven saiy: MMMMRRRRAAAOOOWW
(Her sez her wills deel wif teh baff-giver latur, wehn her iys nawt soe bedraggleded……!)
Rebenge wil bee myne!!
Wib intrest. Corn-pound intrest.
Shudn’t dat bee “corn-pone” intrest?
*shows moobie ob kitteh pounding on a hoomin wib an eer ob corm*
Mai kitteh iz a Manx adn she lykes baffs. Butt she duzzen’t lyke me washing her adn she haytes still being wet after getting owt.
Ai memberz wen wee picked wittlol Miha up at teh animul sheltur yeerz agoe, an dey fownd owt hur had teh flees. Soe dey gabe her a flee baff. Awl fore pawz wer twyin tu get awayz. Dey gabe hur tu mee rapped in uh towel, an hur wuz shakin lyke a littlol leef awl teh way tu hur gnu homez!!
Wen I gabe sum reely teeny tiny kittehs a baff to get rid ob fleas adn ticks, I mayd sure water was warm adn dat teh kittehs stayed warm. Awltho teh kittehs hayted it, dey seemed to appresheayt dat I woz trying to maek it as comfortable az a baff cud be.
Ai has a ponder – Ai is perty shor we has seed tihs pikchur Bfor; wus it teh sorse ob teh “Oh teh porosity! Oh teh vettek! Oh teh Hayrobix instruktor! etc”? Hoo can amember?
Accordin to teh Cryer, teh origin uv dat comment wuz on a diffrint lol.
h ttp://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/10/02/but-i-luvs-you/
(mind teh gap)
Ah, fankyu – Ai had teh rite contekst tho; kitteh + sink so cloes, buttt(!) no seegar!
So – where IZ that lol! Ai thot maybee it had gotten into teh Lore Lejiins??
NOOOOO! Don’t bring mai uncle n aunt into dis!
An ur tormint will bee akompanied by a lowd korus uv…..vuvuzelas!!!
dun dun DUNNNNNN!
*teh Awl Goggie Vuvuzels Marchin Band lynes up in formayshun*
paaaaaarp paaaaaaarp paaaaaaaarp
Um, pleeze to translate “vuvuzelas”
Kthxbai
Appar….appro….it seamz dat “vuvuzelas” is teh Spanich fur “plastik horn taht maeks berry berry lowd phart sownds.”
Dat’s jujjing bai teh sownds uv vuvuzela plaiyurs awn teh preeveyus LOLs. Ai haz nawt akshully herd wun maiseff.
Iz maybee sownding liek teh airhowrn? Doze I haz heard befoar.
ai put a lil clip below dere…fergitted tew clik awn teh ‘reply’ plaise sew ai hazza nesting fail
nawt lyke air horn, iz moar lyke blaaaart blaaaart BLAAAAAAAART!!
I diz nawt knoe day spinach playd musikal instruments.
If you watch a World Cup Soccer (aka Football) match within the next few weeks, you’ll hear them. Even if you don’t like soccer/football, tune in for just a few minutes and you’ll understand.
The vuvuzelas are the horns that are being blown non-stop — the source of the odd buzzing noise that sounds like swarms and swarms of angry bees.
An no wun can heer enetthin! Egg sept – teh vuvusuelas. ov corse!
Ohai Janet!!
LOL!! Hai bluesfan473!
dose…..erm….sumwat annoyin horns fings wat is causin a fuss at teh world cup gaims
*snert* dis clip pritty funneh tho
EEEEK! Yep, that is pretty danged annoying. Tanks for teh edjumacation.
Methinks I could live the rest ob my life widdout evah hearing dat sound agin!
I finks Fronch players maybe nawt sew dum. Dey nawt hab to lissen to it naw.
Nao DAT….iz an LOL!!!! BF473, ai lubs yoar cents ob hoomer!!!!
*Haz a beeg funnee, lafs an lafs an lafs*
aifinkso teh luuk awn teh kittehs faise iz igzaktlee haow ai wud luuk affer 30 sekkonds uv sumwun ‘playin’ teh vuvuzela behynd meh. Er in frunt uv meh fer taht matter
*Hazza pawnder*
*Wunnerz iffn dat iz hao awl teh sokker fanz luk aftur teh gayme iz ober*
ummm, wat rs us tryieen to say ??? i no speaka kitteh alieneh!
caek?
People who wash cats should not be allowed to keep pets. What kind of sickos do that ??? (sorry for not lolspeaking).
Human: what duz you nawt understand about self-cleaning kittehs?
Not to mention twilight. >:)
nooeesss, see thaz wut happunz wen yu mess wif basement cat >.<
Wraith of Basement cat, you haz it.
bahaha, aunt gertrude and uncle leo rofl…
I’m over 50 years old and have owned cats all my life. City, country, indoor kitties, outdoor kitties. I have never, ever found a reason to bathe a cat. back in the days before Frontline, if anyone got a flea, they went to the Vet for treatment. ONCE. You can kill your cat by bathing it at home. Seriously, you are effed in the brains if you’re doing this to your cat. Act out your sick OCD behaviiors on your own self, you cruel jerk.
You are wrong Kacky. Washing your cat every couple months or so will not only help keep the allergens down, but it will also help the cat by having less fur balls and also getting rid of ticks and or fleas. Although, the person washing the cat in this picture is doing it wrong, (DO NOT GET THE CATS HEAD WET) there isn’t a problem with washing the cat. This cat actually does not look like it is suffering. You should start washing your cat routinely starting out when it’s a kitten, and then they will begin to enjoy baths. Just make sure to dry them thoroughly before letting them go outside. So, do the research a little bit before you have the guts to say something wrong and look like an old fool.