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seduction kitteh… is seductin’
Picture by: dunno source Caption by: christopher d ashley via Breaking News Builder
kum up nd sei mi sum tiem
Conga Ratz, PB! Yu haz a so low!
Thx KT
!! Ai wuz suprisde !!
Ai kep refreshin, an teh noo wun waznt tehre, an wen it finaloly kame teh commints had awlreddy happund! Yu iz kwik!
* luuks at warn-owt F5 kee … *
Ai’d lub tew, an brung ewe tastee morselz an squiett lapeez an wub ur feetz inna massajz typz wai! Butt, ai iz herwah an ewe iz ? ? ? Sew ai jus sit hewah wushun Ai coould. Sigh
Tahss kyoot !! * Luks at teh mitey pootycat in teh treee
*
Jus lukked an ewe iz awl a wai tew Aorstralee-ah. (Buttz Ai dew gib de mos wunnerfal feetz massagez!) Corngranulashunz ona ur naught secund, Monsewer Poussinboi!
Hay, no tickloling
!!
Ohai PB, concatshoelaces awn ur soloe!
Ohai Catsablanca nd thx !! Ai wuz lukkee
!!
Tihss kittee iz liek wun ob mai hart kitteez !! Gotta lubbem
!!
{{{{{{Poussinboi adn hart kitteez}}}}}}
Hay deyr bay-bee, bizit dis garden offin?
Doan Ai noes u frum sumware?
wanna kome up an sees mai echingz?
Mrrrooowwww!
consider me seductifyed.
yah. mee tu!
♪ Heez a smoov wun, mistur kat…
Hii shore iz handsum!
.. adn wel-fedd !!
Wotz a burd liek yoo dooen in tihs bransh ob teh woods
Robin teh kraydul dats inna tree-tawp.
Catsablanca reference FTW!
Yew cawled?
Bark Keepa, twu drinx plizthx !!
Leaf meh aloan.
U is trunk enuff alreddy.
I’m gonna go ouwt on a limb and agree.
Bryljant, guise! Sew hoho LOL!
wait. A bark keeper is a….GOGGIE!
Goggiez donut keep dere barks, dey iz awlwayz gibbin dem away. Ai wish deyd keep dem!
…oar hims hyoomin.
high up inna tower
iz a leefy bower,
lukin mysterious
an bery serious
iz the kitteh wif de eyze
who iz gonna hypnotize
an he’ll lure yu away
kno xackly whut to say
this seductive kitteh
suave and rather witteh
waitin in the bower
fur you!
dis shud be sung to blusey musiks by a throaty gurl kitteh who haz had tu mani nip mice.
*klappity klappity!!!*
ai sekund teh klappity klappitiez!!
Applolsause, applolsauce!!!!!1!!
needs tu maks cd.mommy wud bai it
Ai bi bak layter !! ‘Niser iz komming heer fer hur burdai partee
!!
♥
♥ ♪ ♥ ♫ ♥
♪ ♥ ♫ ♥ ♪ ♥
♫ ♥ ♪ ♥ ♫ ♥
♪ ♥ ♫ ♥ ♪
♪HAPPEY BIRFDAY TO YOO ♫
♫ HAPPEY BIRFDAY TO YOO
HAPPEY BIRFDAY ♪ DEER ‘Niser ♫
♫ HAPPEY BIRFDAY TO YOOOOOOUUUUU!! ♫♫
♥
*Crawls out frum under da bed* Sorreh, I had to leave th3 party on the last lol. We had tornados all over th3 place.
They even interupted a tornado warning wiffa nother tornado warning.
It has passed now, not too much damage in my area.
{{{pj perry}}}
Saowndz skerry! Tornaydoz fritin meh. Aiz glad yu iz OK!
Fanks, TJ, an KT. It was BAD!
wholee schmoolee! ai is glad yoo is sayf!
wholee guacomolee, it’s startin to funder again, and der’s already too much rains. Toonces nawt like!
Ware r u, pj? Ai nebber seed a nado sep onna tee fee. Himz mussent coems haer tu Seffrika…
{{{{{{{Niser ona hur burfdai!}}}}}}}
hippo burdies tu ‘Niser!
applolsauces to ‘Neezer
…wai haz dere been so mush garbij on da front payj laytly?
*pulls owt anti-flayming sheeld*
kus dats where they puts the spoyld fings, the squashed fings and teh brorked fings.
ai puts dat stuffs in da back of da fridj. Is funneh wen mommy fynds it yeer latur!
ai iz werrin mai furry bikini….
ai tink iz nawt sew efektif……… mebbe iz teh killa poes
‘ Niser were a purdi Kitteh!
Were agud cheesfren uf minz.
Weez allayz unnersood what de sentmentz was
An den wee had uz a glas uf whin!
An wee had uz a vebi gud time!
Happi Burfdai ‘Niser
Joi tu teh werld – iz Niser’s bird dai!
I juss haddad a cheezmeet, a cheezmeet, a cheezmeet, Yayzer! Catena and Kitkay at teh OKC Art Museeum and denn furr Mexicin dinn-dinn! OK, hooz neckst 2 come 2 our fare (and plinty warm) stayt? Huh….?
Didju haz caek?
Dis musts teh bee a medtraneean kiitteh…hotzbluded in deh vinyerdz…ciao miao!
If ennewun iz intrested, tihs iz ware Ai gru up (Ai still libs in teh aireeuh). Teh beech iz awn teh Gulf of Mexico. Maind teh gap…. ht tp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jx4PaPTuSH8&feature=player_embedded
Taht’s a gud bideo; ai lykes teh stylol !! Luks nyse n relakst !!
Kitteh is good at it, stole my ♥
‘Ai haz candlez, an shampayne, an sum Barry Wite onna stereo, baybee…*purrr*’
*Yoinks candles in case power goes owt again*
*Yoinks shampayne juss fer fun*
Ai purrfurr reel purrs tu shampurrs !!
butt (!) shampayne iz much prefurrable 2 real payne, aifinkso.
*Cawls fyremans, just in cayse pj catches fyre frum teh candlez *
*Cancels fyremans cawl…I b’s careful…sends fyremans an fyrewemmen to halp pb wiff shampoo*
* Shampurrz ekwalz shampayn in OZ !! *
*
* Ai nawt nede mutsh shampuu
Pootz awn a Barree Wite (RIP) recawd:
barry white.
is alwayz WIN.
*Swoons* *Faints* “Thud”
* runz in wiv bowncy fing … Wait, taht’s nawt goen tu werk *
* runz bak in wiv swoonign cowtch nd corls YNGs tu fan PJ *
*Peeks up* *Still feels woosee* Maybeh needs shampayn…Wat happend to bowncy fing? Dat might werk.
* runz in wiv tram pauline !! Stepz bak tu wotsh *
*Boing boing flip, sommersault
*Burp*
Splat! Uh oh. *Crawls back to swooning cowch*
… … .. .. . uhmm~.. .. …2b interested in douinn cat hg.? … .. . .. .. . ♪. .nonnonnnon…..♪ .. . . . . …. . …….
Wutt’s a nyce Kitteh liek yuu duuing hangying arownd inna tree liek tihs?
Funny cat. Does it know it really catches eyes?