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Goggie stole mai nomz.
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Oh an
PAAAAAAARRRRRRRPPPPPPP!!!!!!
Rong game (oh pleeeeez let it be teh rong game)!
Teh onliests fing ai can fink ov to maek basebol werse is tohse litlol horns wif teh big naem…
oh teh horror!
I heer dat naw dey can’t cheet wib stare-droids, baseball clubs will hyre peeps to play dem plastik horns juring games.
Foarchewnetlolee, teh hoarnz R ill eagull inz moats Merikan stay dee yums … soe tehre’z sumfing tu B sedd foar Merikan spoartz, ennewai.
Oar ravver yu can heer it being sed!
Whut? Skyooz mih? Didded yu sae sumfink? Ai kudnawt heer yu obur teh yelleng adn singeng …
(stawmp -stawmp-clapp … stawmp-stawmp-clapp …”Wiiiih arz teh cham pee yuns … WIIIIH arz teh cham pee yuns …”).
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(wibowt spacing owt)
Congrats, Ambercat – u haz a solow!
That calls for anover solo:
TRÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖT
See u in the neggst match!
Ai din’t fink Germany plai krikkit!
Concatshulashuns Ambercat on teh tawp spawt! Ai haz brynged fudgy brownees, schnikerdoodlol cukkies, adn icee tees for awl
Mmmm, snikerdoodlols! Ai lurvz tehm!
*nomnomnom*
Fankees, TTC!
Juss lukked up teh ressipee. Dey sownd berry taystee an nootrishus!
BOINK!
Juss led him trie dat agane…..
Ai can has wepunz.
Kitteh batted 365 dis yeer.
A diffrent kind ob Bat Kat!
PRAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!
Ai reeded dat at nawt sekkund as “Goggie stole mai momz,” an thotted dat teh kitteh caem frum a progressiv howsehold (an dat it wuz sad dat a goggie tayked himz momz).
Ai red it az money – diselksia iz fun!
troo fun!!
it b teh nuf!!
Mai diselksia, letting me was u ti!
Most peepls has herd ob MADD, but has u her ob DAM?
(muvvers agenst disleksia)
*HEDDESK*
hahahahahahaha! dat reelee did maek mii laff reelee hawrd AP guud wun
An’ teh pitcher frows teh goggie… Iz a spin-bowl… An’ kitteh knocks teh goggie owt! Adn owt ob teh park! Kitteh begins teh wawk rownd, drinks at thirst bays, naps at sekkond bays, baves self at third bays, adn…. oes noes! He’s distrakted by sum shyny string! He’s chaysing affer it! Will teh obber teem be abul tu fynd teh goggie adn tag teh howm base befoar kitteh gets dere???!!!
STAWP RYT TEHRE!!!!
Ai gotta kno rite naow!
Beefoar wii goze enny furver dew hyu lubs meh?
Bfor yu go ennee furver; duyu lubs me? Will yo lubs me frevver?
Due u knead mii, wil u nebber leev mii!!???!!!11!!
(Meet roaf FTW)
TRÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖT!
in honor of teh Meaty Loaf…
Fylmm atz elebbenty!
…for there is no joy in Cheezland,
Mighty CaseyKat has struck out.
Swing, battuh, battuh, swing!!
We need a pitcher, not a belly-itcher!
Aifinkso kitteh wuld purrfur teh belly-itcher tu teh pitcher.
Kitteh haz teh niec floofee bellee tu scritch.
We wants a pitcher, not a glassa water!
Ceiling Cat is full of wrath!
Teh onlee thing worss than teh wrath of Basement Cat.. iz teh wrath of Ceiling Cat. Poar, poar goggie!
Iz bi paibak tinz
BRAEKING GNUS!!
ERFKWAEK!!!!! ERFKWAEK!!!!!
Proksimintlee a howr ago, Suthrin Loltaireeo VLC
praktiklee slept frusuffurd abearlee noetissublhoaribul terryfine erfkwaek wut meszurd5.5durn neer elebentee! awn wutebbur fingee dey meszurs dees fings wif. Millyuns ob peepuls wuznawt eeben awair it happindterryfide an shokkt, speshlee wen dey hurd abowt it. Cowntliss hunnerds ob fowsinds wur injerdbai uvver unrilaytid fingsjooring dis terryfine30 sekkundebent . Sorsis estamate dat mennee fowsindsof awlreddee unfoarchinitlee hoemliss peepulsremayn hoemliss at dis tiem. Fillum at Ellebenteeob sumfing moar inneresting dan dis!!!yesh, yesh!!
Ai liv in Noo Hamster USA an ai felt teh tremmur, wuz bery slite but notisabul! It wuz kinda skayree, ai wuddnt wan tew eggsperience anee wurse wun!
Mii neevur!! Ai wuz sitting awn teh cowch, an suddnlee it wuz moobing an it nawt spoesd tu duing dat!! Mai nawt-sekkund reeakshun wuz boardurlion panniks anna beriBERI sinseer wish dat it wud stawp instintlee (wut it priddee mush did) b4 ai wud hassing tu freek owt toadilee. Dis wuz mai third wun – awl teh saem mainoarniss ob in tents sittee – an ai nawt gedding ennee bedderer wif praktiss, sept at teh pannikee part.
Aifawt firty sekkunds sownded a bit lawng. Anyfing ober ten starts gettin skayree. Duzznt sownd lyke much, ai kno, but seems lyke furebber wen ebryfing arown u is moobing.
Ai meremberz aftur owr big wun owt heer (loma pryeta) der wuz a buncha afturshawks in teh area ai wuz libbin, cuz derz lotsa littlol fawlts der tryin tu konnektify wiff obber biggur wunz. Bekaym beri blazay… ai merember sittin awn teh kowch reedin a buuk, den luukd up for a minnit as teh shelf yoonit swayd a bit, den wented bakk tu reeding.
Amayzing whut u can get yoosded tu. (ai libs in calolfornya)
*hassa admairing ob AngelPlume’s brayvree an nonshalons in teh erfkwaeks*
Ai libs in Calyfornia tuu – adn teh Norfridje kwakie wuz teh wurstest ! 6.5 adn we waz a rokinadnarolling. Teh T.V. tuk flite, adn we hadz no powor foar 3 daze, awl teh glazses adn disches borked, adn stuffz floo owt ob teh cubords lyke a Hairy Podder moobie ! OOOOOhhhh ai hatez dose tings.
OK — dat wun wuz a littlol skerree. Ai hided mah hed unner my cuvverz wile stuff fell & crashed. Luckiloly dere wuz a comforter foldified & hanging on teh fuut uv mah bed cuz teh teevee fell off teh dresser & against dat (teh teevee wuz fien). All mah stuffeez falled off teh shelves ober mah bed — den teh shelves falled down on top uv teh stuffeez (teh stuffeez purrtekted me – so ai wuz fien).
Momcat haz her shooz between hur bed & hur bookcase so she kud axxess dem in caes uv merjensee (liek an erfkwake) — but teh buuks fell outta teh bookcase & cuvvered hur shooz.
Az lawng az dey don’t get to teh “knocking stuff off shelves” stage, aifink dey iz kinda fun.
Wunce dey crosses dat lien, tho, dey kin be a bit skerree.
wuz loma pryeta teh big wun in 89 during teh whirled sereez? i wuz watching teh game on teebee wen that happened. the pikshur went BZZZT an teh announcers sed Oh iz an erfqwake! tehn teh teebee went blank.
yup dat’s teh wun. ai wuz en sackatomatos (teh stayt capitlol) at teh tyme and feeld et der. syns der’s nawt mush en teh wai uv fawlts neer der ai newd et wuzza beeg wun. ai hadda wurried cuz mai bruddur werkd en san franfrisky at teh tyme.
Ai livz in Vermont USA adn dydnt feel anyfing. Maabee Ai livs tu far sawf
Dat saonds kinda
uneventfultrommattick!*grins* ai can haz noo trikk! Srsly, mai sis-cat lib in Nott-a-wah, adn her wuz asckareded!
Oh yash, wuz teh scaree! It seemed to go on adn on fur
abowt firty sekkundslotsa minnits!Ai finks yu had awl best has
wunsebralsmawlverree larj drinkees – fur medissinal porpoises, obviously; Ai donut spekt ennee ob yu to enjoi it!*klink* Cheers!
I want u as a gnus reeportur! Ur reeportin style = FTW!!1!elebenty!!
wow!! dat musta bin teh skaree!! {{{ebrywun whu wint fru dat ordeel}}}
heers teh burfday fairy to say HAPPEE BURFDAY to crazeeKatt623, aydrean, an Niser an evreewun else hoo haz a burfday today! i haz bringd yummy fudjy burfday caeks, jbuttery yello caeks wif crunchy brown sugar topping, iskreem, frooty party punch, noyzemakers, an goodie bags filled wif big bownsy beech balls, mini handheld elktronik kitteh & goggie vs. ebil trolls video games, kandee, an puffy plastik junglol aminlol stikkers wif googly eyes!
an a big swish ob teh burfday wand to making all yor burfday wishes come troo!
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Ohai, burfday fairy! Fankyew fur the noms adn goodie bags! *nomnomnoms caek* ai lubs brown sugar topping! *plays wif littlol video gaem* Taek dat, yew fugly trole!
Happee Burfdai, ‘Niser
!! Hoap itz a gud wun !!
Oooo, noyzemaikerz !! Thx Burfdai Fairy
!!
WAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKA
Owwee !! Mi eerz
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Oohh! a liddle blondie kitteh stirong enuf tu holds a bat? Dats reelly skeeree (foar basmint kitteh aneewai).
what times are new cats posted? Ive noticed the tomes always change.
Sumtymz (lyke yefferday) dey cum at straynj tymez, adn obber tymez (lyke tuday) dey ar a fyoo minnits layt. Cheeztyme (teh tymestamp dat shoz up awn teh posts) is teh saym as Pasifik tyme USA. Iffn u libs der, awn weekdayz dey yoozhully shows up at midnyte, 3am, 6am, 9am, 12noon, 3pm, adn 5pm. Awn weekends deyr ar fyooer… aifink 3am, 7am, 11am, 3pm adn 5pm.
Tu kno wen dey sho up in obber tyme zoans, mayk a post adn compayr teh posting tyme tu ur klokk… dat tells u hao menny owers tu add or subtrakt frum cheeztyme tu get ur own tyme.
Yu want kittehs tu be predictable?
ai wontz try 2 piss mai kitteh off anymore~ no mor tryin 2 giv my kitteh baths… she hatez it.
Happee Happee Birfdaes crazeeKatt623, aydrean, an Niser an evreewun else hoo haz a burfday today! Mae teh Erf nawt muuv were yu is, unless yu wants it tu [if yu noes wut ai meen, nuj nuj wink wink saenoemoar].
Fankees, Burfdae Faery – mebbee ai shud eet a liddol sumfing
*taeks a beeg peas ob fudjy caek*
jus to kahlm mai nerbs
*ads a beeg slies ob butree yello caek*
aftur mai
toadilee unrimarkibbleterryfine speeryins*tops dem wif
a skoop 2 skoops 4 skoopssum iiscreem*wif teh erfkwaek.
*wundurs hao mennee stikkurs wud bee needid tu haold teh hows tugevvur, jus in caes ders anuvver erfkwaek*
{{{Nicewitch}}} Good to see you again! How u be?
Upfi!!!!! Ohai!!!!! Ai bin beri bizzee wif teh gardnin, an gots a beri nies gnu klyint tu gardnin foar cos seh cant reelee duit enneemoar. Moastlee, ai gardins frum dawn tu neer-deth, den ai cumin hoem an klapsis an feeds teh kittehs an klapsis summoar an has sum sleepees, an den ai gets up an duz dat awl obur agin. Awn raynee daes, ai moastlee duz teh klapsing part an feeding kittehs part.
Oo oo oo oo …. ai has sum ob ur relatibs stain wif mii foar a wyols!!!! Der bees fibe Eesturn Blak Swallo-Taels – wun ob dem awlreddee bees inna krysliss, an shud bee a flutterbai mebbee neks weekend. Teh uvver foar stil bees liddol caterpigglies, awl frum teh saem litter, butt (*!*) deys groan at diffrint raets, sew ders wun big wun, wun liddol wun, an tu miggle-sighs wuns. Deys awl inna big jar (a Kraft peenut-budder teddee-bare hed, akshlee) an ai gibs dem fresh fennel-fronds tu dien awn ebree dae. Ai hassa big eggsitid, cos dees mai nawt-sekkund flutterbai bebbehs dis yeer. Ai’l cee if dey wil sit stil foar fotos (yu noes wut kids ar liek), an den ai’l poast dem awn mai prowfyul in teh neks dae oar tu.
Ai missis yu an ebreebuddee els, an ai’l cumin an spend moar tiem jus as suun as ai can pry RL awf mii. Ai had tu setting up sum sicyooritee Q&As foar sumfing reesintlee, an wun ob teh Qs wuz ‘wuts ur faeborit kuntree?’ an ai Aed ‘Cheezland’.
times.
Adn tu mayk ur kommints nest, klikk teh “reply” link awn teh kommint u wants tu reply tu, ravver den yoozing teh bawx at teh bottum ob teh payj.
Revvenge: Kitteh will haz iyt……!
(Her bees dreeming rite naow abowt knocking goggie aowtta teh kounty wif one well-plaised bat swyng…..!)
iz a home run!
Shudnt dis be basement cat stole mai nomz?
Aw, come awn!
Kitteh swingz lyk a rustee gate!
Hay batta, hay batta, hay batta… eezy owt, eezy owt… *krak* woops, itz owta heer…
(Ohai Red!)
Ohai, Lungdoc!
So, wuzzit a hoam run?
Me, I nebber git to nawt-sekkund baes.
Groun Drool doublol aifinkso. Spoilt mai perfekt gaim. (For mii, perfekt gaim iz teh one where Ai getz to sit inna shade insted ov wanderin all over teh outdoorz in teh hot sun. Thirdstring releef pitcher nappin in teh dugout, taht’s mii. Wif teh cool iced-tee in teh long glass.)
Iz hawthawthawt heer!
Teh temps be pushin hunnert dog-reez, an iz berry hoomid!
**meltz in2 a puddlol**
* handz red teh snorglol snorklol wif attached helmut *
Go ahed Ai noez U wantz tu.
**snorglols WRr**
WHAT THE HECK IZ NOMZ?!
Food.
K hi
Kitteh won’t give goggie three strikes before he’s out.