Ai will lubs u, an keeps u, an I will cawlz u “Clawd.”
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kus yu will be!
GMTA an Congrats!
Funny, huh? definitely a tye!
2 myndz wiv but a singlol thort!
Congarats, carosue, awn anubber nawt sekkund!!
Dis littlol bebbeh luks juss lyke mai Asti teh day wee brawt hurz hoam frum teh sheltur. Wut uh wittlol cryootee patootee bundel ob joi!
*Yoinkz kitteh an snorkles hurz*
Happitayl Burfday, ‘Niser!
*gibs ‘Niser a floofee catnip mowse*
Fankees, Nightshayde!! Oooh, a floofee catnip mowse…..*bat, bat, bat*…..wut funz ai can has!!Comz tu mai partee down teh thred!!!!
Happee Burfdai ‘Niser!!
Fankees, TJsmommy!! Comz tu teh partee an habs sum shampers wif strawbearies!!!!!
‘coz u will be
course, wif that paw dat klose to his ay, he might be nown as “Patch” or “Ol Wun Eye,” tu!
See daddeh?! Ai washt mai pinki pinki toepadz verri carefulee!! Hardlee any kittehlitterz onnem anymoar nao aifinkso. Wanna likk??
Um… noe thx!
Yu nawt kno wot yur missin, anni! Mai littlol toepadz taist reelee guud since Ai walked across your morning bakon-adn-eggz wyle yu waz out on teh porch gettin teh newspaper this mornin, yep yep. Took me a whilez to get teh bakon-greece outa between teh toez…
Lungdoc, 3km an I wuz sayin dat teh reezin kittehs lik dere hoominz iz to get teh butt-tayste offa dere tong!
Ai herd dat goggies lik dere butts tu get teh taste uv Beggin Strips offa dere tong!! LOL!
Yesh, mai hubcat alwaiz sez, wen tawlkin foar teh kittehs, “Letz mee gibs yu a kiss, momma, ai juss gawt finisht cleening mai butt (!!)
Kittehs be berry prowd of dere butts, I finkso, cuz dey awlwayz be stikkin it in ur fayse.
“Lukkit my butt! Innit purty? Dontcha wish yoo had a butt lyk mien? I hazza beeg prowd of my butt!”
Kitteh butts iz offen bery bery pretteh (wen dey duzzint haz icky stuff stuck to dem).
Teh floofee nikkerz iz gorjus!
Yesh, dey iz.
I lubs wen dey haz teh floofy nikkers an teh teenee-tinee feets, lyk Sarah duz.
teeehhheeee mai huzbin sez dat kitteh is shoaing us himz “campaign button”
*snikr*
U want tu dayt mai hoomin? Letz meh wiyp teh goggie smellz awf U nawt sekkund.
A goggie hoomin an a kitteh hoomin?
Prolly nawt gonna werk.
It’s a romeow picture!!! Yay for romeow!!
Oh Fank Yew!!!
I just clicked on ICHC and dere it iz!
Dat’s a bottlol bebeh dat I waz bebeh sitting, for teh awsum foster Mama.
Alla girlz lub John, and Porsche is no exception. She had a brudder naemed Jaguar.
Teh foster Mama ‘dopted boff ov dem!
YEAH FOR REW! Grate catshun!
awesum pikture, ai wuntz tu snorgl dat kitteh!!
romeow!!! haz not seed yoo in FOREBER!!!
wut a cool pikshur! an yesh, awsum capshun frum rew!
kumo/happycat sez “ohai, remeow! feedmeplz
” him iz big boi, eets tons, never gets fat. i fink him growed a lot since yoo seed him.
Ohai lunarmommy! I’z lukin at Kumo’s byootiful eyes rite nao!
He waz a beeg boi wen I noo him!
He’z a lukee kitteh to hab a mostest wunnerful fambly!
*hands lunarmommy sum gushis fur Kumo*
O hai, Romeow!
*hugs Romeow*
*is so excited she forgets to steel Romeow’s watch*
Ohai LCB!
I can actually see dat ur rite on tiem!
Hope dat ur “charitdubble” activities r going well.
O yes. Vry well indeed. As far as u know.
YW sweetie! Dans, Dans… John maiks da FP! Dat’s cool, aifinkso.
lol meant to say fanks, not YW. *blushes*
O! dis am teh wunnermuS! Conga rats an dansdansdans furr ur pixor awn teh hoampayge! An 4 teh kitteh adoptikashums werk!
ai haz finking ai nawt sing u so muush heer leik usetu. oar mebbe weer jus kommintifying awn difrunt lolz? Gud 2 seeing u!
*Sings*
Maek nu frenz, butt! kepe teh owld
Wun iz Silber (a braf goggie!) an teh ovvers gowld!
O Hai, Romeow!!! Soe Rlly Wunnerfull to see yuu!!
Seams liek owld tiems!!! ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
Eye Clawed-ee-us, teh famus storee ob a hoomin and deir kitteh.
Squeeeee!!!!!!!!!
*splort*
Mirrur, signul, manoober….
Nee-naw nee-naw maek wai fur teh CCC
*sweep up NS’s branes an rinse dem wiv saline solushun*
*pakk dem caerfullee bakk in teh hedd an replaes hed bonez*
*fassen wiv dekratib dukky taep *
*snap awn a nyoo CHRG(wdoi)*
*Leed bictim to teh splort recubbery lownj and wrap inna floofy cheezpeepl map blankie an gib sum hawt choklit an a choklit possum*
Dere, rest a while an doan’t luk at teh pikchoor wivout ur purrtektib gogglez.
Fankies, annipuss.
Mebbe ai shud go to lunch nao. Dis byootimus kitteh’s kyootness iz far too powurfull fur meh. 
*carefully folds blankee & leevz on chayr fur layter*
*drinks teh hawt choklit befoar it gets cold*
*saevs choklit possum fur dessert*
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Awwww! *pat pat pat pat patty paws*
O hai
I hugs u nose
Teh noaz be teh purrfick playse to mayk biskits!
O deer, ai am bein moderated, an it wuz an inbitashun tu mai burfday partee. Maebee it will showz up ebentually.
*Haz a hopeful*
Happitayle Birfingday, Niser!
Warez teh partee?
Fankees, rhsb!! Teh partee iz heer!
*Sets up boofay tablol*
Ai habs seberal eis bukkets wif eis kold shampers!! An sordid noms foar appee tyzers! Pistachios, bree wif kakkers and graypes, shwimp coctayl (juss figgered owt wy ai wuz moderated), an strawbearies foar teh shampers!! An foar dezert, dark choklit truffles. Joyne mai sillybrayshun, mai cheezfrens!
Happi birfdai, ‘Niser! Sowwe Ai can’t stai fur ur parti – Ai haz a big tyred an it iz neerlee minnite heer.
G’nite awl!
‘Nite, Anni!
Haz teh gud sleeps an teh nise dreems.
Fanks, anni!! Wee wil habs sum shampers foar yu!!
Ai will be happitayl to … erm … taek caer uv ur shaer, annipuss.
**nomz teh dark choklit trufflolz**
Heerz ur prezzie. Hoap iz teh rite size.
Iz purrfect!! Hao did yu knowz???!!!!
Lukky gess, I finkso.
Yoo nawt haz wun lyk it, duz yoo? Duz yoo relee lyk it, oar iz yoo jest sayin dat?
Noez, Ai reely, reely lykes it!!!!! Nawt juss sayin dat….Fankees sew mush!!
Happeh burfday, `Niser!
*Noms bree wiff krackers an grapes*
*Signs name on redd’s card*
**gibs pj teh stank-eye**
* luks at card *
Ohai pj wuz niec uf U tu sign red’s report kard. Naow hurz nawt haz tu shoe it tu teh dadcat.
Butt, I wanna show my repoart card to my parentz. I gottid teh gud grades!
Den taek it tu teh McD’s adn gitcher free cheezburger nawt sekkund!!
Free cheezburger?!?!?
**runzwifakwikness**
**runz beehindz rhsb** ware dey iz at?
wud luv too cum to deh partee. deh bree wif graypes soundz juss luberlee…… Hapee Burfdaey “Niser and menee moer!
oh fankiez sew musch for teh noms! anna iffn u dident see it ai wisheded u a happee burfdai upfred anna lefted ur present dere. dided u git it?
Yesh, ai didz! Yu shudnt habs…..butt (!!) ai’m glad yu didz!
*hed bonks TJM*
**bonkz bak**
**nomnomnomnom** ai lubz strawverrys oooo anna dere’s grapies tew!!! fankies sew berry musch ‘Niser!!
Hippo birdies two ewe, Niser!
*Bringz in ginormous birfdae caek – yello an chonklit – wif lit kandlols*
Yay! Partee tyme!
iz ebber-floeing shampers fownten? Hoep so, becuz ai r layte 2 dis partee . ..
*lukks emmbrassed*
Hoeaping ur birfdee wuz teh happiist ov happi=taylez!
happytayles birfdai Niser!!!
Fankees, ebbreewun!! Burfdays R alwayz teh funz, butt (!!) it iz sew speshul tew habs mai nawt sekkund wun in Cheezland!!
*Danses a happytayl birfday dans*
*Sips moar shampers*
*Danses sum moar an goez foar teh kari oki mike*
*Syngz*
Yu sae itz yoar birfday,
Iz my birfday tu, yeah,
Yu sae itz yoar birfday,
Were gonna habs a gud thyme,
Ai’m glad itz yoar birfday,
Happetayl birfday tu yu!
I wood like you to danse…
Take a cha-cha-cha chanse.
Birfday…..Daaaannnnnnnssssss yaowwwww!!!!
*Duz aire gitarr solow alternayting wif drumz*
Na na na na na naaaaa na
Bum, bum, bum, bum
Na na na na na naaaa na
Bum, bum, bum, bum
Aiz will tayke dat chance tu wysh Niser a Happytayle Burfday, and cha cha cha with PJP…..watsch us go………….!!! front and side, front and side, wigglol, wigglol, wigglol….*dreems of Max from Dancing wif teh Stars*
ohai gammacat, ai haz bin luuken furr u. hao iz ur Canolli? **wispurrz** dat iz ur kittehz naem dat u tuuked tu teh vet rite?
Fanks for asking TJM! he is doing much better. The vet couldnt find anything wrong – didnt help that he was hissin and growlin and had to be wrapped in TWO towels! He forgave us the next day, and everything is back to normal. I think he had a tummy upset, and we took him to the V-E-T just as he was getting over it!
sew bery happee tu heer dat!!!
yay! hooman iz pet!
Hoomans iz awlwayz petz. We bow to aower kitteh overloardz!
Oh yesh, dat berry troo.
**nodnod** ai jist gibbed mai bebbiez ice cubes inna dere waterz!! mai TJ lubbed it.
**wispurrz** ai eben putted inna dere fowntane. dey lubz it.
Owr kittehz iz nawt spoyled!
Wii iz jest well-trayned!
Liddill Strypee Tukkz
Kitteh lubz hurz Beeg Gye. Callz
himz ‘Clawd’ oarz ‘Jorjj’!
Liddill Strypee Tukkz
Kitteh duz nawtz sleepz awn Beeg
Gye’z bed ‘cuz himz snoarz!!
Liddill Strypee Tukkz
Kitteh cawllz hurz Beeg Gye ‘Clawd’
wenz himz layt wiff Nomz!!!
Jack.
**clappitee, clappitee**
dat wuz wunnerfull Jack
Siwwy kitteh! joos clause can hert dah foxeh! my clauses are teh bigger an ai is quicker den joo
Clawd iz verry gud nayme 4 slabe ov ferroshus an kyoot kitteh. Meenz Lame.
*Pedantik kitteh iz pedantik*
U shur dis kitteh not naymed Lennie?
Remyndez me uv teh cover ob teh Mothers of Invention rekkurd “Weasel Ripped MY Flesh” (cartoony drawring not az groosum az it sowndz)
Aww, what a cutie pie….and the kitten isn’t bad, either…
speshul hug meanz luv!