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Ai iz ded!
Congrats, OCM!
Thx Annipuss!
oar mebbeh u iz…
Blast !!
Congaz OCM awn leedin teh wai !!
Fankees Poussinboi! A sikks-pakk ov nawt-sekkunds!!
congrats, OCM, on leadin teh sixpack!
*brings in tray of jooses: applol, obnp, passhun froot, tomato/tomayto …* tayk whutebbur u like!
Thx an ohai, hunnybunny!
Passhun froot joos – nommy!!
Thx hcr !! * Uppfel joos fer mi, plzthx *
Ai thought ai hurd mai naym… no? Hm. Ok.
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Ohai Upfi! Tooootlootlooot.
TRÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖT back atcha!
Did u sea teh littlol kitteh awn teh tawtiss a fyoo LOLs bakk? Squeee!
Mega-SQEEEEEEEEE!
woot woot fur ocm – noa donut yoo be maykin enny noys wilst yu silly brayt…
Thx, DrGizmo!
*snerk*
Praaaaaaaaaaping porpoises and Tröööööööting tortoises to you!!
And happy midsummer – erm, that wud be midwinters for u… – eve!!
*unfolds the magic tablelcloff and up pops:*
Applol cobbler wif custard
)
Bananabredd
Choclit cuppycaeks
Desireablol sammishies
Elegant trufflols of champagne
Fronsh bread wif sordid cheeses onna playt (they donut swear, boikott or are rood to otter playtes of chees
Guava joose wif ice cubes in
Hot dogs frum the BBQ
I SCREEM!!! of sordid flavors
Jooses of every kind
Kanappeas on sticks
Lots of champagne!!!
Moose of chocolate (se recipe here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CAsYwW7pt7o 8) )
Nachoes wif salsa dips
Orinje but not poisin sorbay wif prosecco
Pi – of every kind, from the Pi-stall
Qince jelly wif scones
Raita wif chapati
Strombrees!! wif creem or ice creem or in frozin daiquirees!
Terreen of salmon and dill
Ungarian goolash wif gnocchi
Vitameen water for the helf-concious
Water melluns –
Xtra cold beers
Yogurt ice creems wif froots
Zookeyknee bredd frum Jamamkitty!
Yay!
nomnomnomnomnom
Praaaaaaaaaaping porpoises and Tröööööööting tortoises to you!!
And happy midsummer – erm, that wud be midwinters for u… – eve!!
*unfolds the magic tablelcloff and up pops:*
Applol cobbler wif custard
)
Bananabredd
Choclit cuppycaeks
Desireablol sammishies
Elegant trufflols of champagne
Fronsh bread wif sordid cheeses onna playt (they donut swear, boikott or are rood to otter playtes of chees
Guava joose wif ice cubes in
Hot dogs frum the BBQ
I SCREEM!!! of sordid flavors
Jooses of every kind
Kanappeas on sticks
Lots of champagne!!!
Moose of chocolate (se recipe here: ht tp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CAsYwW7pt7o 8) )
Nachoes wif salsa dips
Orinje but not poisin sorbay wif prosecco
Pi – of every kind, from the Pi-stall
Qince jelly wif scones
Raita wif chapati
Strombrees!! wif creem or ice creem or in frozin daiquirees!
Terreen of salmon and dill
Ungarian goolash wif gnocchi
Vitameen water for the helf-concious
Water melluns –
the one ober there has been filled wif vodka.. just saying
Xtra cold beers
Yogurt ice creems wif froots
Zookeyknee bredd frum Jamamkitty!
Yay!
nomnomnomnomnom
A hoal Me’n'U !!
* Wel dun, Nennepus *
Guunes grayshus! Wat a spred!
Fankyu Nennepus!!
ooooh wat a feastie! enuff furr moar dan tew lol
Oh wow, nennepus! Whut a boofay! an
at teh chocklit moose! 
oh, and
NOM! nomnomnom! nom!
etc.
congrats on your first spot! Please dont blow the vuvuzela at the cat, it frightens the animal
it wil bi a blarstt
U hab bean warnd!
TRÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖT!!!
PRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPP
ooh – it still wurks – even wiffout much enthusiasm!!!
no enthusiasm? why? sumfin rong?
Well, ai fink hur nawt-sekkund name be Fronsh, n’est-ce pas, ma cherie Nennepus?
innernashunal cheezpeepz r bein innernashunal!
Mais oui ma chère Upfi!
Mon pappah ey fransay! ey mah mammahn ey nohrvedgienne!
8)
C’est magnifique!!! Vous êtes une mixture delicieuse!!!
Wait, whut? No nomming of Nennepus!!! Fwenz are … well, fwenz, nawt fud!
{{{nennepus}}} Moi, j’ai un grand-père belge…
aha – et mon arrière grand-mère est belge!!
oui meust bee reelayteud!!!
8)
Nous r une grand famille de fromage, aifinkso!
In teh saim mold …
and it’s being kept inna vault so that it never disappears!!
8)
Moi, j’ai un grand-mère Francais!! Erm – frum Britagne.
Awl teh rest ar frum TTI an Skottishland aifinkso.
cool!
may familee is frum Champagne… wich eggsplayns a lot…
Shampers for all!!!
*pop* pores shampers foar eberywun.
Thx Nennepus. CHEEZ!
0oooOOO00oOO0oooo0..0ooOO0o0..00oOOO
Bubblols!!
Aifinkso in abowt ten owers teh Ossie teem mite be aswell. Mite be rong, butt(!) ai woodn be sir prized.
Oh — and:
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wurld cup hornz iz lowd!
..
* hee, hee
*
adn tuuuuuuuu lawng …
!!
ai has poytntee ends – beware!
To steal Puddy_tat’s idea:
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Ai wontid to steel taht !! * sulkz *
ah – the majik of cut an payst!!
did I say that aloud???*
*
Hands
UpfiPBherhis very own vuvuvuvuvuvzela….=============<() Tooooooooot!
* Terns bak to fais teh craod *
Thx Nenne, Anni nd Puddy_tat
LOL! PB, u awlways come up wif sumfink really creatib!
{{mai fan}}
ROFL!!
But …. what have ai been tröööööööööööting on, then?
Oh … further down thread ai get wun. *big sigh of relief*
*deep breaf*
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Ur last halping uv beenz?
*snerk*
*runsawaiwifakwikness*
Ai aer shore him won’t mynd – immytayshun is teh sinseerist form uv flatteree!
Fank u, Annipuss! And Puddy_tat, of course!
*waves merrily across the Channel*
Ai’m awfully behind wif mai mails – ai blaym teh Whirled Cup and my poor old neighbour…
Ai unnerstan! RL haz a lawt 2 anser 4!
Wot a lubberly vuvuzela!!! Ai can has? Pweeze? Pritty pweeze??? Mai team is playing tonight …
ah – the majik of cut an payst!!
did I say that aloud???*
*
Hands Upfi her very own vuvuvuvuvuvzela….
=============<() Tooooooooot!
Awwwww, fanks!!!! AI has a big happi!! Ai promise not to tröt in ur ear. Yeppers.
*Points vuvuzela skywards*
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ai finks awl dem horns tugevver sound lyke a nest of bees oar waspies! do nawt want!
Oahi tew awl cheesepeeps dis fyne day frum me and teh babby to be! Hao r yew awl?
Ohai Zelkina+1. Hao arr teh 2 ov yu?
Ohai Zelkina !! Yoo goanna hab tu get yoost tu noys wiv teh babby !!
* Putz vuvzelkina (sumfin lyke taht) away *
ohai you two!!
how are u?? the ikkiness over??
yes – they do sound like a nest of angry afreekan bees!
paaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrpppppppppp!
8)
oahi Africat, poussinboi an nennepus! yessir ickiness definatley ova nao, fankies tew ceiling cat! we founded owt baby is a little boi, and is a daddys boi already! anytime we has a messing around and i jokingly insult his daddy, i get kicked for it! Charming!
U is preggers???? CONGA RATS and …
It seems I’ve missed a lot by not reading the commints lately…
@ Upfi, u nawt missed teh nounciment, ai jus nawt been comminting awn here berry muchly lately! am 25 weeks nao, dis friedegg. baby is due awn 8th oct….@ honeycakerabbit i has 1 monf left till ai on maternity leeve, den only 2 munfs till babby gets here! we awl havvin bets awn wen he will arrive, ai say hims will come earlee, mai bf wants him to be tew days late so his bday will be 10/10/10 lol
Ai aer eggpektin 2! Doan’t get eggsited – iz a noo grate-neese!!!! her iz dyoo akchoolee awn teh 10/10/10! An her mumcat has had her prebyuss 2 babbehz awn teh dyoo dayte!
Ohai Zelkina!! Hao u bee? Onlee wun week an free dais til ai get tu TTI!
We aer warmin TTI up fur U! In teh Ohai 20s fur teh nekst fyoo daiz!
Gudgudgud. Is gedding cawld heer nao. Ai had tu lite teh….fier… tunite.
Nao deres a lion ov kittehs an goggees in frunt ov it.
Enni chanss of toe-sting sum mushmelloz …
?? * plzthx *
*putz mushmellos awn stikk foar PB*
*tostes mushmellos foar PB*
*eets mushmellos foar PB*
Fergawt tu press paws an send u sum.
* Poyntz bofe slipperd featz tu teh west, hoapin tu get wawm *
Taht’s Otay, OCM !! Ime goanna hab sum reezin toste
!!
Hao iz ur dare ee air? An teh biek??!
Wi can haz 18C/64F tuumorrow !! Ai bi owt awn it fur shorr
We iz havink 15C tumarro an onlee 3 tonite. Brrrrr. Was raynee an cawld tudai.
Perffeckt !! * If yoo liek taht sort ob wevver *
Mmmmmm! Wii jus gotz teh peeeezaaa delibbery heer at wurk for lonsch!!!
nom!
I just read on the noos that Albert of Monaco is going to marry his souf-afrikan gurlfrend Charlene Wittstock!! He must have been inspyred by the wedding on saturday
That bit of gnus calls for a
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Gud furr dem!!! Corm gratshoelaces tu all teh Monegascueseses… erm … oar sumfin lyke dat
Tehy cud get hitcht nd go tu teh races afta
!!
Kitteh will deploy pointee endz!
* sneekz up behynd LOW *
=============<() Tooooooooot!
Aaaargh! Fankies PB! Ai hed tu get up nd go tu werk enyway! Hoap ai dinnt git yu wif mai pointee endz! ==========<() Parpparpparp!!
Hee, hee !! Gud tu sea yuu mid-weke, LOW !! * Parpppp Parrppp *
HelLOW!! Hao u bee??
(A part frum slitelee def juss nao)
Gud tu see bof uv yu! Mai bois are dun skool sew ai dun haz tu dryb enywun enyware! Sew ai can haz a bit moar tyme inna moarnin! Butt (!) naow ai haz tu go! *sniff sniff* Bai fur naow, cheezfwends!!!
Bai LOW. Seeya suun! *Schmooz*
Hab a gud dai, LOW !!
Dis kitteh lukz sooooooooo pritty. and sooooooooo comfy. hoo kud eber wake him up wif dat ebil horn???
No, nawt mi …..
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Taht’z
Nao that we have hurd teh fanfare, lemme announsify sum bery important gnus:
***** Tripoint cheezmeet in Lindau/Jurmanee on Sat, 26 June *****
Ohai cheezfrenz and lurkers! Last Friedegg Honeycakerabbit and ai decided to have a cheezmeet in Lindau on teh Lake Constance, see h ttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lindau. Teh lubberly city is located where three Jooropean countries meet – Jurmanee, Austrya and Switzerland – we can has a tripoint cheezmeet, yay!
So iffn there are cheezfrenz or lurkers libbing in that area and would laik to see Honeycakerabbit and Upfi in purrson and have a fun day togevver, pweeze come to Lindau main station on
Saturday, 26th Joon, at high noon (12:00) at teh informashun desk in teh main stashun.
Mabbeh u says, hao will ai recognize peeps ai have nebber scene be4 in mai laif? Cheezfrenz be full of teh win and awsumness, but wot do ai do iffn there be elebenty hundred peeps at teh informashun desk?
No worries, it be kwite eezy: Look for teh littlol pink caterpiggly. It will be drawn on a nawt-so-little sheet of papur held up bai …. Upfi! There, u found me.
Lukking forward to meeting cheezfrenz on Caturday!!!
ai has a wunnerment awn wen teh next london cheezemeet wud b? dis tyme ai will attendify! purrhaps wiv babby in tow!
U noe abowt teh wun in a weke an tehn in a fyoo wekes?
ht tp://cheeztowncryer.wordpress.com/2010/06/11/furred-lunnon-innernashnul-cheezmeet-2/
It’s all on the cryer – all 4 dayts!
OCM and I will there for the furred wun, on joolie 26th….
ohoho, adn ai will be der tu, yepyepyep!
An littlol mee.
If yu is abul to com to ennee ob teh mennee parts ob teh Furred Lunnon Innernashnul Cheezmeet, plees put it as a reply to teh nownsmunt, awn teh Town Cryer.
Kthxbukstrayntikkits
unfwortunatly this bees bruthers b-dais…. wunts to meet some käseburgerfreunde….
Awwwww
U can has twin bruthers? Me too! Fanks for fwend rekwest, of coarse ai sad YES YES YES!!!
Mebbeh neggst time we meet in ur city? Cos it be more or less in teh middlol between Honeycakerabbit and me …
no twin bruther…. bruther is 9 years younger than this kitteh :3
we has loats and loats uf greenz heare… enuf place fur lolkittehs running wilds
BBBBZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Oh noez, BEEZ!
Oh wait, nm.
and if anyone was wondering where the idea of the vuvuzela came from, this cartoon (From a south african paper) might explain –
ht tp://www.madamandeve.co.za/cartoons/me004721.jpg (close up the ht and tp)
ROFL
Wair in aitch do tehy get tehir eye deerz ….
yepp – that’s where it comes from!!
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Ohai, Puddy_tat! Fanks for teh wonderful
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PAAAAAARRRRRRPPPPPP!!!!!!
Ai
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in ur general direckshun!
Ohai Ambercat, ai seem to remembur u finished marking teh eggsam papurs. Woot!
yaw….ai has noetussed eh stranj adn nawt gud Odur frum awl dis tooten…
Ohai cheezpeeps! ai iz awf tu OKC fur wurk. will bii cheezmeten wif kitkay!
paws crossd fur noe stormz en Deetroyt, pleis.
Kthxbai
Hazza gud trippy, Catena! An giv Kitkay an beeg hug frum meh pleez!
♫beep beep, road runner if he catches you…♫
I fink der is going to bee troubles in 3 2 1.
Iz dat teh eeglol we noe?
(ai wus jsut wunnerin dat maiself…)
Call the Amber Lamps!
I look at this and all I hear is BZZZZzzzzZZZZZZzzzzzzZZZZZzzzzzzzZZZZZzzzzz…
Ummmm; iyf enneyboddeey bees fuulhardeey enuf tuu blow taht vuvuzeyla iyn teh kitteh’s eer, Ai hatez tuu tell yuu wehre taht Praaaaaaap-fingee will windez up………..
so it seems cats don’t like vuvuzelas either