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nd messy nd durty too
Kitteh nose yuu betta tahn taht !!
Congratz, PB! Sowndz liek kitteh kneads a baff!
Nawt a dusst bath, ai hopes.
Ai didnut kum daon wiv teh larst showa !!
Congrats, PB – Ai see ur aksident haz nawt sloed u doun atawl!
Thx Anni !! Ime stfning up nao az itz lait; brayn iznut borkt lukkly !!
O noes PB wot u do?
Met a yung mum at teh raondabowt wen shi didnut luuk nd si mi awn teh bike !! Ai straytend teh forks nd wipd teh bludd awf at a petrol stayshen nd finisht teh forr-ower cyclol wiv a crakt helmutt !! Juss sor awn mai buttom
!!
*putts a bery sawft adn floofy cushun on pb’s chayr sew dat his buttom dussnt get moar sore*
Rrrrrrr !! Tahss betta
ai risistid teh urj tu putt a woopie cushun unnerneef it…oar did ai…
ai hopeso yoo be feline much bedder sune, PB!
Hee, hee !!
Nd wotz DoctaGizmo duuen nao ?? Moar hard werk ???
ai bees playin on heer tu much tu get enny hard werk dun at teh momint
butt (!) wen ai is bein studius insted uf loling, ai bees finishin mai correkshuns. dey bee boring adn pleh! butt (!) dey has tu be dun sew ai can gradumate, sew on ai goes… 
uver dan dat, ai can has articlols tu edit fur mai nawt-sekking publicashuns, adn a noo corse tu rite fur negst semester’s teeching. sew it’s awl gud adn bizzy, fankees fur askin!
Nys tu kno yuu knawt sitting awn yor lorrelz
Speeken ob taht, Ime awf fer nai naize !! Bai nao !!
*snerk* sleep well, pb, adn gud luk wif teh kwak tumorry!
Speep tite PB, on yur syde aifink
O dat’s wot taht rood noyse woz!
*wistlols innosintlee*
Well dat’s teh rite end to be sor! Donut want borked hed adn brayns – gud fing yu habbing teh hellmate on aifinkso!
Butt (!) yu tayk cayre nao, dis is nawt teh rite wai to flirtin wiv yung laydees!
*senz repayring beems to PB*
{{{{{{PB}}}}}}
{{{MMM}}}
Ai priskrieb a hawt baff. Hoep U aer OK in teh mornin.
Thx !! Weel si nd ai orlreddi wuz seeign teh kwack faw a chekup
Oh well, gibs teh GP sumfin 2 du fur teh munnee! Srsly tho, hoep awl iz well.
Lukkee helmuttz iz compalsery !! Ai nebba faond wun tu liek til ai bort teh eggzpensib wunz; nao ai nebba ried wibout it !!
Berry wyze! Sum uv dem lukk a bit sillee, but wat duz dat mattur iffn dey saeb u habbin srus injeree.
Ai bean sillee awl mi lief sew taht’s nuffin nyu
!!
*nodnodnod*
I had a bikin aksident – and got mah head borked…
knot much ufn… Ai usully had a hellmate on – but, I wus only going to wurk down the road… 17 days in headtrauma ward…
Rememburr – better tu luk stoopid than tu becum it…
*nodnodnod*
Iz lyk teh skeeing hellmate, moar adn moar peepz is whering tehm, adn nao nowun cayrs wot tehy luk lyk, long as tehy is saef from teh brayn borkedness!
Peepz wivowt teh hellmate ar teh lukkin-silleh wuns!!
Ai tihnk ai luuk kwite smart in mai hellmutt !!
An keeps yu warm in teh winta – duz it habbin teh remoobalol eermupps?
Ai put a tihn beenie unda it tuniet !! Iz daon to 5C nao !!
No, got tu heer teh traffic; doanut yooz ipod awn bike !!
Nitey, nite !!
Nite, PB hoep u sleep cumfee!
cutie mccutiestein. is the cat a russian blue? Reutersexposed has a cute cat in their video, can someone link me what it is? Chartreux maybe??? KITTEHS
culd be mostly mayne koon or Norwegian forest kitteh aifinkso
scornful kitteh is scornfull!!
teh luuk deafinettly sez it awl !!
Wurds iz soopa….souper….nawt necissury
Tihs wun luuks lionesk !! Ide bi a littlol skaird if hi ternd awn mi
and owt o chewn!
Mi ?? Mii ?? ♫ ♪ MIIIIIIIIII – Ow !!! * Gibz OCM a hurt luuk *
Nuffing purrsonlol, PB.
Dat’s tuff tawkin, kitteh!
Oh no! Kitty is catty…
Yore lub lief is desertid.
Haz sum moar dessert ??
*brings in sum chokklit moosis, sum stromberree pabloba, adn a peech mebla fur dissert*
Hops awn moose !! O deer !! * nom nom yum ….
*
Do you know what they call one moose absorbing another?
Osmoose-is
ooooh. Dessert!
I’m sure the name Pavlov rings a bell…
*drools*
It sed Ai wuz inkumpattiblol too. Yep! Ai haz inkum an Ai aer Pattiblol!
@@@@@ FTW
*pat pat pat*
Yep, yooz de finite lee pattablol annipus
Hee hee!
AfriCat – long times, no to seeing you! All well??
‘Allo Q! Fyne an dandee, thankee!
Don’t feed her any duck! She’ll become a:
Duck filled patti puss…
*snerk*
As the late great poet laureate (yes, I meant that to rhyme!) of the USA, Ogden Nash, once put it –
“A little incompatibility is the spice of life
Especially if he has the income and she is pattable.”
*very loudlee*
SNERK!
Ai nyoo Ai stoel it frum sumware!
Ai iz hawt. Ai jus haz tew add “an schwetty” aftur.
Ohai Kittehs!
Ohai Taya! An tu add tu Tipsy_the_Drunken_Fairy – “Ai iz hawt” It were 52C tuday heer in teh balmee dessurt!
Dat’s HAWT!!
*Paws cowld drinkee wiv teh eye-skubes in fur AfriCat*
Fankees MMM! *sip sip sip* Aah! *steam gentlee curls frum eers*
ooh – AC – ur are sizzlin’ tuday!
*swoons*
Rushes Nennepus tu swoonin cowch supplyed wiv builtin aircondishonor an deelishus fruity treets an drinkees awn deemand.
*unswoons*
ooh – lubbleh!!!
*reswoons – frozens strombree dakkeeree in wun hand an chilled watur mellun in the otter*
O dats b wai MM no getz ted dayts frum the eHarminonee! Mayb werk bettr ifn Ai noes menshun teh free…tree…Three(ai gotz it dis tyme!) kittehs!!!
O hai, MM! How u is?
Daytliss n dez pyrate!!! (snort)!!
U should try teh lcbHarmony. We will finds u a date.
*hands MM teh questionnaire, volumes one thru elebenty*
*wiss-purrz 2 ManfredMom*
Kerful — doan b fillinz owt teh partz watt askiz ifn U haz ennyfing shynee oar wurf lawtsa dollerz…
hee hee – GMTA – sorta!
8)
ooh – I wonder wut the kweshuns are!
Are u in ownur ship of shinees?
Between diamunds and rubees – which is ur purrfurred gem?
Chood shinees be viewed in the light? discuss…
D….
Hay, I resemble that remark.
Teh questions is moar like:
Dates, whut u likes to do on them?
Ever been arresticated while on a date?
For whut?
Got any gud date horror stories?
How desprit is u?
I…
Innoscent luk – can you do one on demand?
Jail – describez da larst wun u waz in….
Kittehs – adorablol or ebil?
Labradors – beeg adorablol lunks oar giyunt droool masheens?
M…
Married, u isn’t already, is u?
No, srsly. Cuz that’s not cricket if u is.
Ordering fuds in restrunt, u can pick out most spensive item?
Preferences: A) breathing 2) wheezing iii) needs to be propped up by 2 frenz
Q…
ManfredMom gud luking!!!
No haz boykitteh fwen in long tym
O itz wud b nys 2 cuddLoL
Pwees fyn meh sumwon nys!
QweshunabLol pwaktissis Ai noes hab
R…..
Recreations, whut u like to does?
Stoopy, u isn’t is u?
Toads don’t call u “ugly” does they?
U…
When u is available for filming ur video?
X-rays of ur self is required, u has recent ones?
Yodeling: Boon or Hindrance?
Zillion choices, we has them. (Give or take a zillion)
Wayts!! Wayts!!! Ais onlee on bolyume fwee!!! Cans no wryts dat fas- no opposibLoL fums!!!
Noe wunner noebuddeey gettyng enny daiytes: thems ar uusing teh rong Harmony……Shuud bee “K-Harmony”; (shourt foar Kitteh-Harmony)……
(Awl yuu hasta duu iys tuu maike shure Kitteh bees well-supplieded wif tunah;
Tehn evvereeyboddy getz daiytes, inkludyng Kitteh…….! Haow duz her arrainge tihs?? Mmmmmm: her uuses her poiyntee eyndes az an incouridger)
I knowed that some cities is teh sister cities, but I didnot knoes that some cities dated other cities.
I learn so much here.
(sry if u does not find this funny, Moe.)
Oh, no worrys, LCB. Yez, we lerns so much heer, no? Az fur dis dating stuff, its a Delhi-cate bizness.
U’d think that a city hundreds of years old would just want to Seattle down.
Jess az lawng as itz nawt gunna Rome…
This looks like a mean little kitty!!! lol
Is my cat. Name is Rose Tyler. Is NOT mean!
No, of corss nawt !! Shiz ful ob aw nd win !! Wi luvvd hur
!!
hawt flashis duzzent cownt.
LAWL, attrctive much?
i not haz good lolspeak, srry