
You make enough noise to wake the dead AND me from my nap. The zombies are the least of your worries.
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You make enough noise to wake the dead AND me from my nap. The zombies are the least of your worries.
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Grayt big klumseh oaf.
U shud lern frum kitteh hao tu be kwyet adn grayseful.
Congrats, AP!
yesh
Congarats, AP, yu leedz deh wai. Wee haz 6-wai tye, iffn ai countz rite!!
*Dans, dans danses arownd in circlols awn littlol tippee toez. Getz dizzy adn fawlz ober*
Ooops, dat wuz nawt berry kwyet adn grayseful.
*Haz an embear a$$sed*
*gibs niser a paw-up* doan wurry, ai shoor no-wun notissd.
Ur butt’z awn fyre? *snerk*
conga ratz, AP!
yu lede teh parayd!
Fankeez, awl… luuks lyke we has a six-way makramay!
Hmm, wud dat be a dubblol brayd? Or juss a parayd? *dans-dans*
Swing ur pahtnur rowndndrownd! *doseedoh*
swing eh pantha???
Huh???? Ai finkso aiz done dat befoar.
eh brayd awn eeda siyd awf teh hed!
Congrats AP on ur tawp spawt. Hao abowt anuvver one of those mynt joolips?
Dat sownds refreshing, fanks! Is a hawt affernoon tuday.
Bull inna Chinna schop.
Turn it doun
Teh winderz ar shaykin! At leest tayk owt summa teh bayss.
Moar cowbell??
SNL & Christofur Walken ref, FTW! Ohai, Lungdoc!
Ohai pretti kitti! *Smylols at teh littlol handwavin abatar* How yu doin, Catsablanca?
Aiz duin prittee gud…still waering teh bracez adn going tu fizzicul therapee twice a weekweeek. Fursdae Ai haz teh arm at 1:00, teh anklol at 2, adn teh Doctor at 3….going tu b a lawng dae, butt(!) mebbeh Dr. Tinycat will sae Ai is all well! *clozes aiz tait, crossez fingurz adn toeses, adn maeks wish*
*Sends beems to boost Catsablanca’s wish power*
Get well wifakwikness!!
yu awr teh best in lolspeak i hav seen evur!
Ai’s juss trying tu skarify teh lolofantz awai!!
Go get mai zombie minyuns
sune yu will joyn dem!
“Acshun Zombees” dey are comming foar u wen u leest eggspeckt it.
Oh noez!!
*Hydes unner bed soez zombees mai nawt seez hur. Twemblols wif feer*
Iz otay, ‘Niser, u cna coem owt nao. Nobuddy iz goen tu git u. *Eggstenz floofy orinj (nawt poysin) paw unner teh bed*
*Taykes floofy paw an creepz owt sloelee*
Oh, fankees Catsablanca.
*Luks arownd caw shisslee*
R yu shur der nawt bee zawmbees owt heer??
There’s no one here but us tentacled Elder Gods…
But, but, ai noez yu iz a frenly tentacled Elder God….rite? RITE???
Yes, I’m friendly.
*Burp*
Sorry, those cultists are repeating on me…
Eeep!!
They were going to sacrifice some poor innocent woman to me, and I wasn’t going to allow that to happen…
Had sum gud hoam-town soal fud, eh?
pwabubwy
Dew nawt disterb!!!
Ai needs mai byootee rest. U cud gets sum tuu. Juss sayin.
Kitteh luks lyke himz needz moar dan juss byootee rest. Himz luks lyke hee seesic!! Mebbe pass teh dwamamine foar dis littlol gui.
tehe
they’re coming to get you, Barbara!
u inna big trubel. ai’l deel wiff u afta ai finish dis nap!. Shhhhhhh!!!
Gotz ter apznia.
Ai need mai byootee sleep, soe plz 2 be kwyut. Ai haz 2 get up erlee in teh mornin ‘coz Ai aer goin bizitin awl dai 2morro.
G’nite ebbriwun, g’nite!
Gnyte, anni! *puts up teh ‘du nawt disturb’ syne*
*pokes*
*peeks*
*Prods. Very, very, gently*
It could be worse, it could be:
Zombie smurfs!
Purrrple?
Yes. Imagine that, The Night Of The Living Smurfs.
Personally, I don’t think it was a purple fly, I think it was a:
Zom-bee!
*Hmmmph* Jus Ai haz a boddy duznt meen Ai nawt zombiefied! Ai haz a grump. Jus cayme bak frum teh orthopod after habbing hit teh wawl liek teh poor poor Coyote wif mai sholder. *SIGHS*
Owie! Did tehy puts yur arm inna immoblzi.. imobbil.. sling or somefin?
Oh, KCT, Ai simpafizez wif u….Ai bin goin tu teh orthopod fur 4 weekweeks and Ai iz taired ov it. Wu maed u hit teh wawl wif ur sholder?
*suddenly regrets sending KCT a GetWell bookay of roadrunners*
YEAH! KCT iz bak on ICHC.
{{{{{KCT}}}}}
*lukin a bit sheepish* Sawry abowt teh grumps. Mai arm nawt in a mobil..mobel…a fing to keep mai arm still. No, dey did sir jury awn my arm by lazer… *zzzzzzzaap!* Rite nao after seeing the orthopod….well, Ai gess it wuz becuz mai orthopod is owt dis week week week. O, fren LCB, fank u for teh shirt and bare. Ai been holding teh bare a lot! But, hao do Ai gets a bokay of roadrunners owt of mai apartment? Dey keep going, “Beep, beep, beep!” at all howers! Mai naybors wanna kno hao Ai gots a VW in mai apartment! *snerk!
Put teh burdseed inna bak yard adn opun teh door.
Or u could paint a tunnel on ur door. Just be careful to not get hit by a train. That would leave a mark.
O fank u, West River Rat! Ai haz to go nao as mai sholder sez, “Ya want what,” and Inky iz nao trying to get onna mai pyooter. He wants gushifud NAO!
grumpee kitteh is grumpee.
my cat would totally kill me if she got the chance.