
F.B.I. FELINE SURVEILLANCE TRAINING How Do YOU Expect To Catch Cat Burglars?
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F.B.I. FELINE SURVEILLANCE TRAINING How Do YOU Expect To Catch Cat Burglars?
Picture by: Manami86 Caption by: GreenEyedMadman via Poster Builder
who iz stealin yer heart, tu!
the burgular, I meen. Probably teh FBI iz nawt.
K.I.T.T.E.H. ajents awn surbaylinss patroal.
Ai hoaps dey duzznt has tu yooz teh mini-bazookas.
kkksshh calling ajent smudgie… teh mark has bin syted. Ober. kkssh
Iffn u has nawt reseebd ur badje frum teh adorablol smudgie yet…
K.I.T.T.E.H. standz foar Kittehs International Team Tacking Evil Hoomans. We be fyting G.O.G.G.I.E. (Great Overbearing Gross Goggies International Evil) who be siding wit the bad hoomans.
ai hoaps not
I object to this picture!
bekuz you kan hardlee see teh kittehs?
Um, yeah. Sure. Why not?
*snurt*
Because it’s the lolcatburglar himself! :O
Jus sitz yurslef daown nd haba waful, she sed suryptishishlee. Lol. Ai saw yur swiftee b4 nd just cud nawt reesist.
I like my waffuls well toasted, she said crisply.
Heer, lemme cubber dem in syrups, she sed sweetleh.
I don’t like it too sweet, she said tartly.
But u must has it wiff sum wippy-creem, she sed smoovleh.
* Gibs LCB teh git aowt uf jayl free card frum teh monoploly gayme. *
kthxcanibetehshoe?
U kanbetehshoo. Aikanbetehkowboi?
Wait, whut? There’s a cowboi? Why wasn’t I informed of this?
If U iz teh cowboi….Haow will teh cowboi chays U?
They has heard of your exploits and they is coming fur you
Not if I sees them first!
is yoo shur yoo shuld objeckt? maybee yoo shuld tayk teh fith an wayt fur yur lolyer.
*takes fifth*
*drinks*
Whut was teh kwestion again? kthx*hic*
They be watchin yur grillz for cheezburgers….
Catch dem wif noms an wif shinee fings.
Hmph. U think that is teh way to catch cat burgulars? Hmph.
Ooh! Shiny noms!
Ha HAH! Nao Ah haz you!
Plz to nawt try to catchify teh lolcatburglars.
Lolcatburglars iz frenz — nawt … um … fyoojitivz!
As far as u know.
*starts making calls to organizize yet another benefit consert*
Yass, dem sez teh bayr fut bandit wuz in iowa adn souf dakota dis weekend. Go catch himz nawt sekkund.
Who teh whut, now?
Iz a guy frum Seatlol area dat steelz hareplanes and brakes intu howsus adn steels munnees and foodz and shineez. Him nawt noze haow tu fly so him borks teh hareplanez when him landz.
Aifinkso him iz luuking foar Ur splorts car adn shineez. Mebbee ur minyunz shud hied dem foar U.
*slow, sad hed shake*
It’s guise like that whut gives us felon-Americans a bad name.
whut’s worser? He’z a teenage boi! Ben at dis fur about 3-4 years. Dey cannawt katch him. He’z known “far adn wide” fur hiz ummm….. aktivitiez. Supposed to haz dun sum “stuff” in da Portland/Bancouber area tu.
And himz mawmcat haz a prowd uf him for nawt getting catchified.
hmm, i dunno, if him not knowz how to fly teh hareplanes him iz going to bork more tahn teh hareplanez.
Frum waht ai kan seez sew far, de onlee wai tu catchify da cat burglar iz tu mayke lawts ob Arktik Pole ar bare Heeturz adn den waitz fur da passign owt! *:wink: to LCB*
Dat wuzz sposed tu go lyke dis –
*tries to wink back*
*falls over*
A little halp, plz? kthx*hic*
*cuvvers LCB wif floofy blankit*
*putz bukkit conve…convo….handilee neerbye*
Plz to resting awn teh flor untill yu’z dun wif taking teh Fifth.
Afterwall, if yu can’t wink wifout fawling ober, yu mite azwell just stay dere and not bork any bonez or anyfing.
*whisperz soe azz nawt tu disturbify da Fifth taking bii LCB*
Hey, luk DamianaGMD…yu cawt da cat burglar! Wiff a blankee.
Hmmm…dat wuzznt beri diffee…dyfik…hard at awl!
*whispurrs bak*
Hey, ur rite!
*clapz floofy pawz ovur mouf*
I can haz rewa…rewin….elebenty munnies fur doin tihs?
*sits ay bottlol uv asprin anna kup uv watur neggst tu LCB*
*still whisperin*
Ai dunno…drunken, passed out cat burglar tukked unner floofy blankee…priceless! *snerk*
ai seez teh cheezburger truck! kittehs moov owt nao nao nao!
I expect to reach out and slap them.
Hard.
Midnyte Kittehz blendz
in t3h shaddoz andz stayz dayr
until Sun goez ‘way!
Midnyte Kitteh seez
so mennee feengz dayr Hewminz
am nawtz awayr ubz!!
Hewminz duz mennee
sillee feengz Midnyte Kittehz
coodz ryte best sellurr!!!
Jack.
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Kitteh sez: Ai sees wut yuu did tehre…..Naow Stauppit!!!!