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Stay in the box or get out… Stay in or get out… Kitteh is waffling
Picture by: Daniel Clowes Caption by: MikeV via Advanced Lol Builder
think “outside” teh box…..
Congrats, OMC!
Fankee, AP! Mai PC iz so slowwwwww now dat ai hardly ever can be “nawt-sekkond” anymore.
But u did it! U did it! Wooot!!! *does a happi dans prance and twirl for OldMomCat*
Congrats OMC ! Wud u lyke sum wafflols wif strahberri wippy creem, oar blooberri’s?
Heisenberg cat iz uncertain.
Prinsiplolee
Schrödinger’s cat
Zen kitteh is bofe *in* teh bawks and *outov* teh bawks. Such is teh wais ob teh kitteh.
(N)ommmm!
Maek pancaeks den kitteh!
Teh orijinal naym foar waffles woz goofers.
Kitteh is being syruptishus.
Ai finks much butterer dat way.
De butterer is foar teh pancaeks………..
Yes, odderwise he mite end up wif egg on hims fase
Disishunz disishunz…..
Wonce dere wer tu bawxez neggst tu eech ovver in aower liffin room. Aower kitteh jumpt in won, tehn in teh uvver, tehn front pawz in won an bak pawz in teh ovver, tehn jumt aowtsyde uv bof in dizgust. Tu hard tu maek teh disishunz!
Ai nawt wanna leggo ob teh bawx!
Shroedinger’s kitteh wantz u to leggo himz eggoz.
Iz him bein eggotistik?
Depends on who opened teh bogx
Freud sayd u onlee fink u opened teh bocks.
Didn’t he also say that sometimes a link sausuage is just a link sausuage?
Yeff! Adn ware it wuz, derefoar it wuz nommed.
Yesh, adn sumthymes iz akshewally a qwadruple cheezburger
Butt, wut didz yu REELY dew insted??
Opened teh toona can, silli!
*eers perk up*
Wafflols???
Where???
In teh
bawkskitteh!Kitteh iz nawt wafflin, kitteh iz sleepin, aifinkso!!!
Dreemin bout wafflols, dat’s wut aifink. Oar meditaytingz awn dem…..ohm……ohm…..ai can has wafflols???
Hmm. Mebbe itz owr beluvved dawn-kee in kitteh form!
Oar Deepock Choeprah kitteh. Himz teh bigz awn meditashun tu.
or under teh kitteh!
Mmmm. Waffles! Lyke da shrek moovee.
“In da mornin, weeyl mayke waffles”
Coudn’t we make a practice batch now, though?
And when I say “we” I mean “u”. kthxaretheyreadyyet
owai yes, dey has allreddeebinet. thx
*runsawaiwifastikkeeprints*
***** Tripoint cheezmeet in Lindau/Jurmanee on Sat, 26 June *****
Ohai cheezfrenz and lurkers! Last Friedegg Honeycakerabbit and ai
decided to have a cheezmeet in Lindau on teh Lake Constance, see h
ttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lindau. Teh lubberly city is located where
three Jooropean countries meet – Jurmanee, Austrya and Switzerland – we
can has a tripoint cheezmeet, yay!
So iffn there are cheezfrenz or lurkers libbing in that area and would
laik to see Honeycakerabbit and Upfi in purrson and have a fun day
togevver, pweeze come to Lindau main station on
Saturday, 26th Joon, at high noon (12:00) at teh informashun desk in
teh main stashun.
Mabbeh u says, hao will ai recognize peeps ai have nebber scene be4 in
mai laif? Cheezfrenz be full of teh win and awsumness, but wot do ai do
iffn there be elebenty hundred peeps at teh informashun desk?
No worries, it be kwite eezy: Look for teh littlol pink caterpiggly. It
will be drawn on a nawt-so-little sheet of papur held up bai …. Upfi!
There, u found me.
Lukking forward to meeting cheezfrenz on Caturday!!!
heers teh burfday fairy to say HAPPEE BURFDAY to Timeless an evreewun else hoo haz a burfday today! i haz bringd yummy fudjy burfday caeks, chowwy spicy carrit caeks wif creemcheez frosting, iskreem, sparkly party punch, fansee shiny party hats, an goodie bags filled wif sekrit agent walkee-talkees, sekrit notebooks wif invisiblol-ink pens an sekrit decoder mood ringz, kandee, an TOP-SEKRIT stikkers to put on all yor fings taht are top sekrit!!
an a big swish ob teh burfday wand to making all yor burfday wishes come troo!
———-***¤¤¤¤жжжж٭٭*******¤¤¤¤жжжж٭٭*******¤¤¤¤жжжж٭٭****
*Runs in, cuddling a bebbeh otter*
Yay!
*hopskipdance*
I has used may brand noo teknololgiklol counting device, mah abbakus, and we has now collected $ 152 dollars from the cookbook sales!!
conberted to £s that is about £105 – wich is enuff for free otters at the sanctooary!!
We has sold 13 downloads and 3 printed books!
on top of that we have 1 donation to a shelter in Jo’burg, SA and free donations to shelters in the US – made by cheesepeeps that for diffrunt reasons couldn’t donate eelektronikallee.
Thank you everyone!
It’s knot to layte to donate though!
I will transfer the munnies on friday, since I’m going on vacation. But I’ll leave the donationpayges open.
so – get your copy here —————-> nennepus.wordpress.com
Wut tuu duu, Kitteh, wut tuu duu??
Staiy inna boxx; jump ouwtta teh boxx; findez a new boxx; shreddify teh auld boxx; luuk foar teh wafflols taht caime inna boxx; taike a nappee???
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
Ai haz a puzzlold. Iz teh werd Waffle wun uv doez dat haz diffrunt meeninz in TTI an ‘Merica? Aifink dat waffle meens tawkin a lot uv werds but nawt sayin ennifin much!
Nawt maekin ur mynd up — an a bery tastee brekkfast (moastlee brekkfast tho u kin eet dem at enny tiem uv day/nite) fud. Kitteh iz sittin in an Eggo bawks — iz a bery popular brand uv wafflols dat u heet in teh toaster.
Dat egg(!)splaynz it! Ai had ownlee heered uf teh fud an teh ‘tawkin wivowt sayin much’ meenins.
It must be a waffly big decision…
Cats love boxes!
Ohai, Sweetbearies:
Emptee Bawkssez amz
mennee feengz 2 Kitteh. Awll
ubz dem amayzeeng!
Emptee Bawkssez drawz
Kittehz lyke CatzNip. Ennee
syze… Duzzn’t matturr!!
No wun reelee knoez
wye Kittehz lubz dem. Coodz beez
beecuz dayz emptee!!!
Kittehz will meltz oarz
goez n2 ‘Meet Lofe Mode’ 2
fillz up emptee spayss!!
Prittee Wun’z emptee
shoo bawkssez amz faybrittz ‘cuz
ubz Noyzee Pay~purr!!!
Jack.
Zen Tukksee Kitteh
maykz shur dat ebbeewun willz
leggo himz Eggoz!
Zen Tukksee Kitteh
feenkz dat emptee bawkz willz mayk
ekkselent 4tress!!
Zen Tukksee Kitteh
knoez dat no wunz willz bawvurr
himz ekkspayrimmentz!
Zen Tukksee Kitteh
bildz Tranzmawgiffyurr jusst
lyle Calbin & Hawbz!!!
Jack.
waffles come wit kitteh
now..
Onlee if kitteh nawt haz a homgree for wafflols.
…yea.
kitteh is procatinating, no iz wafflin.
That’s cute.
Ebery dai ai iz wafflin …