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O hai, guise! Rember teh page I had set up to give messages to our fren, Theo (aka Teho), who is in teh Army Basic Trainification? He sended a reply, by way of Mrs. Theo. Here it am:
So I want to write a little back to the ICHC crew, but I’m kinda rusty at this…[ahem] O hai Cheezpeepz. Fanks fur teh happys, I keeps dem wif mai purtint payperz. Grins. Baysik is teh sux, full of lose and pleh, but dats wut is spozeta be, and I are live an fuzzy. I can has sharp aie an fast legz. I prolly cant has mowka (woe!) buts teh Em-Are-Eez has instint cawfee in sumtiem (glee!). Iz betar den nuffing. Oh! Todai I seed too kitnz, fur realz, riet in teh cumpnee asem…issm…ahem…teh big gets-togever playse. Dems live undr teh cargo contaynar an stealz teh fudz we leevs sumtiems wen we eetz in der. I frayd fur dems but dey is can be feerul an wily, so I hoeps dey be OK. (AAAARGH MY BRAIN) I’m not saying the average sentence uttered here is grammatically elegant, but let me say that there are NO marching cadences in LOLspeak. HAYYLE no.
(This is LCB again.) U can still leave a message, just click on my bloo name. U might has to put ur message moar than once for it to take, so better if u write it in Notepad then copy and paste it onto teh page. It should show up immediately, so if it doesn’t just paste it again. kthxsryabouthat
Thread Jack! Anyway I don’t care to much your buddy is in basic training (its not that special), you should go post that somewhere else
This pic however is win!
You must be a new kid on the block. Teho is OUR buddy and we all want to know about him.
TEROLL ALURT!
Raichu, the same to you, if there IS a website for people who care what you don’t care about.
ohai LCB, do yoo fink teho wuld like if i teh burfday fairy sended him a messij? i don’t know if himz knowing hoo i am *cirkles toe in durt* but i wuld like to send him a gud lukk swish ob my majik wand anyway cawz him iz making teh cheezpeeps prowd an himz alwayz had abig funny an clebber heer! *flits off to write a messij to teho*
I’m sure he would not mind a-tall!
And be sure to stop by teh brakeroom for some caek. kthxwhyamIremindedofcoalstoNewcastle?
ohai, i leeved a messij for him.
also i haz a fresh shipment ob fudjy caeks for teh braekroom!
I dunno if u sawr, but I has a picture on my FB page from teh Cheezburger Nite at teh Mariners where Mr. Ben Huh hisself is sighing a card for Theo. He and Tofu rembers Theo from way back when and they wishes him well, as do all teh Cheezpeeps who matter.
yeah fur da big Cheezes. Dey gud peeps tu remember Teho.
fankies fur passyn aylong teh updayt, lcb!
Teho, you rite LOLspeak gud 4 beegnner. And Inglish too! Thx 4 ur obbsurvashuns and gud luck to teh camp kittehs and urself.
Congratz to Anni, StrayCat, AngelP, and nenne.
*Hauls in teh hyoog cooler full of shampers, orange juices, Parmesan cheese straws, raspberries, and fresh-baked Fronsch bread. Oh look! There’s some salame and some nice little veggies, too.
Ooh! Thx Q nomnomnom *burp*
skyooz me!
ooh – thanks!!!
*takes on of each onna playte – yoinks an eggstra cheezstroh*
NOM!
*Skåls wif ebreewun in shampers!*
Is deyr enny left? Ooh, doze ar big koolurz… fankeez Q!
*tayks a big glass, fillz it haff wiff OJ adn haff wiff shampurz*
*noms on salamee, sips teh mimoasa*
hee-hee… teh bubblols tikklolz mai noaz!
OK! Who wants fuds! Sammun on teh left, Tuna on teh far left, Yellowtail on teh rite, plaice on teh far rite, den on teh negst tablol, der’s mussels, cockles, dressed crab, lobster, clams adn paua.
No stasho nurtz, carrit stirbz n kruchy pearz? (takz poketful o efferfang and leavz)
Yeh, bunny
Nao ai can has nappytymez.
pikshoor purrrfekt!
ai cud hab karrot salad nao? pleeze
wiff radishez. ai lykes it spiseh.
an jalipinas. mite make mi hed ezplode, butt what da hec.
Adn garbonzo beens. Ai lubs garbonzo beens.
Akshully ai lykes sayin it moar eben moar den ai lykes eetin dems.
Garbonzo!
Done early eh, then go out and race the turtle.
Hay!! Ai rember taht Bunneh:
Hims bees teh CEO ov “Bunn-Way Airlines”!!!!
snerk
oh noes I messeded it up! presseded somethin
Teehee – taht sowndz lyk me! Wen Ai wus a teecher-kitteh Ai wroted mai reports in teh lyba…libra…lieb….rume wif awl teh bux in, cos teh older stoodunts (6th formers in TTI; ekwivalunt ob Back a lorry at, in Yurp; collidge, Ai fink, in Merkah) wud be in tehre an wen Ai aksidently pressed sumfink an awl mai reports dissamappeerd, tehy cud sayv me!
That bunny is so adorable. And that’s a great caption!:)
Eefishunt bunneh iz eefishunt.
Butt(!) ware did he getz awl taht teenytiny awfiss furnitchur? WANT!
At teh TeenyTiny Office Depot, of coarse. Is one of whut u call a “little box” stores. *nods*
Ai hastu goez der alla tyme tu get stuffs foar teh piggehz kyoobiklol.
*nods*
He has such
peculiarparticular tastes in furnitures, doesn’t he?Dats a unnerstaytmint, iffn ai ebber hurd wun.
Tuukd meh furebber tu fynd teh tuu-lebel desk wiff littlol laddur.
Whut about teh street-credenza he axed for?
Did yu fynd him teh teeny tiny vuvuvuvuvuzella yet?
*PAAAAAAAAARPP!!!*
Er, um, no. Those is on teh deep-backorder. As far as he knoes.
He duzznt seem tu unnerstand dat teh street credenza am nawt sumfin u can buy, u hastu ern it, ykno? Mebbe ai juss gets him a regulur wun adn sets it up in frunt ob teh windur.
Adn he didnt lyke teh littlol vuvu-fingiez ai gotted hims. Iffn deyr smawl enuff foar hims littlol mowf, dey duzznt mayk teh ryte sownd. Dey goez “preeep” insted ob “praaaap”.
Deyrz juss no pleezin hims, ai has diskubberd.
Mebbe if you feeds him teh garbanzo beans, he will e able to get more sound out ov teh vuvuzuzu-horn-fingie..
Ai gotted hims sum garbonzo beens
but ai eeted dem.
I sposes that ifn you gotted more garbanzos, teh atmosphere in teh ofiiss mite get a liddlol explosive. LCB mite not like it.
I chekkeded teh deep backorder plaice. Teh mariana trench iz reelly deep backorder.
*nods*
And whut he wants is in teh mariana trench basement.
As far as he knoes.
Aifink teh fyling kabinets has gottin awl krushifyd.
Marinara trench? Iz dat whare pasketti soss comes frum? Teh kind you eets wif calamarees?
*nods*
They has teh good bargains there, but teh atmosphere is a little unbearable.
Elebenty hundered atmosphere iz quite teh Challenger.
Ai tried shoppin dere wunce, but teh saelspplz maek meh feel bery presshured.
Ai iz nawt goin bak.
Adn awl teh sno-gloabs ai botted der exploadifyd wen ai gotted dem hoam. Whut a mess! Ai nawt goin bakk neever.
So cute. I really love this site!
Ohai, Sweetbearies:
U habz gud iee 4
taykeengz pikkshurr! Awllso lykez
‘Max’ card 4 Ur neese!
Jack.
Thanks Jack!
Gud bunneh. Gud bunneh.
Gud.
Cawmpewturr Bunneh
habz beeg calcyoolayturr 4
mulltiplikkcayshunn
Cawmpewturr Bunneh
habz mulltiplydz eenuff 4
wun day… Taykz a brayk
Cawmpewturr Bunneh
feenkz t3h Innyurrtoobz mutch moar
‘Phunn!’ dan hawppeengz ‘rowndz!
Jack.
But not as fun as multiplying, rite? RITE???
dat not much fun for the girl bunneh!
How u knoes that? She mite like it.
O, u mean teh giving birth and raising teh kidlets part. Mabye teh bunnies practice teh safe multiplying. *nods*
dey cuvvers dere calkulaytor wif a raynecoat?
*nods*
How ELSE u gonna do it?
Heers a lidl knoen fact: Gurl bunnees desyd wevver to com into heet or nawt, arfter tehy has had “speshul cuddles” wiv teh boi bunnees – tohse gurl bunnees has teh smarts!
If teh hyooman did that way, teh speciees mite disamappear wifin a few genermarayshuns.
Chillax ebreebunny, jus chillax.
Why why is the place on fire….FIRE FIRE…..
*gets owt teh seltzer bottlol, starts spraying randumleh*
*sputter*
HAY! Is not teh “random” if u just points it at me and presses teh skwirttrigger at different times.
Teh fyre wuddnt going owted.
Oh. Um, datz a beri kullurful skarf u is wayring der, boss. Pritty.
I did noticed that too. LCB.
*skwirts randumleh at torchrain*
*sputter* whaT the heck I was kidding … LOL
Lissen, it’s all fun and games until someone moistens an eye!
Ah. Ai seez moar kleerleh nao. Fankeez.
*helps*
Awww! look at his little computer! That is so cute!
Iffen it wuz peenk ai wud fink it wuz a Barbie dreem offise set!
oh noooooo teh cheezburger machine iz on fire!! *starts spraying wit water*
Ai wischify ai kud putt mai feetz upz awn mai dessk, butt(!!) if’n ai didded, ebbree adn teihr buddee kud sea … uuummmm … Ingerland adn Frontz … ifz yu noe whut ai meenz.
*blooshez wikkedlolee*
*puts a privacee skreen rownd Italiana’s desk*
Dere, u jus put ur feet up awl u lyke!
O whare teh floofly green knikkers. They be more modestifying.
Ai wared a skirt to werk today (kinnawt remembur teh last tyem ai wared a skirt heer). Ai haz teh bicyclol shorts unnerneef – so ai kin puttin my feetz up if ai wantz tu.
U knoes why they is called teh bicycle shorts? Does u? I’ll tell u why. Because after I gets all skweezeded into them, I is too tired.
*HEDDESK!!!!!!!!!*
If you skweezes into dem after wreks, you goes furm too-tired to re-tired.
Retired American girl doll computer/desk/chair.