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Ai can’t manij awn wun wyre yet tho…
Congrachewlayshuns on yore solo annipus. Ai think evverywun muss be wotchin de footee.
Ai aer nawt gonna watsh ennee uv it! I doan’t fink futtee shud be aloud in teh krikkit seezun!
Futtee is boarin anyways. teh Rugbuy is ailot bette afinkso!
Scrum shus, in fackt.
teh more wires, teh betterer!
uh oh. dis tite-rope not so tite.
Twang!!
mayks et moar uva challenj!
An ai doant liek de spanglols on mai costyoom.
Teh fevvers in mai heddress, awn teh odder paw….
soon i werk on addin de magikal whimsy.
oooh! kitteh alreddy haz clown maykeup, wiv liddul tear paynted under wun eye!
ooh! ur rite! i nawt see b4.
Birdie wazza littlol tu kwik… ai’ll gettim nekst tym, aifinkso. Meenwhiles, tyme for a nap up here in teh warm sunshines…
OOh, Lungdoc – lukkit doun fred; sumwun’s been steelin owr partee peese!
Heehee! Nice to see taht we’re nawt teh only Albert/Lyon fanz. (Innerstin pixures wif teh storee; Ai didnawt kno taht teh Eye Full Tower was at Blakkpool!)
How yu doin, bai teh wai? Soree Ai nawt saw yur note till so late.
Taht’s Blackpool Towr! An yes; it’s a lidl vershun ob teh wun in Paris. Ai wunder if Jarvis is goin to do Teh Retern ob Albert, too…
Ai’s good – got berried unner a pyul ob eggzam paypers, wot Ai mark as a sekkund jawb, fur a wyul butt(!) finished tehm yestermaday so juss doin teh dai jawb nao
Be careful kitty! That’s a clothes lion…
Gud plaes 2 sleep – eezee 2 drop off!
Albert Ramsbottom, get away frum dat lion tihs minnit.
*snorts*
Stanley Holloway did it beddur!
WTF!!
Cheezitsa lyon!!! Getinteh(lawndree)baskit!!!!
*ai noez, yu thot ai wuz gonna sai car!*
Dat mite hab been a taktiklol errer – itsa clothz lion – nachorall habitat is lawndree barskitz.
ai nebber fawt uv dat…….maibee gettin in teh baskit will confuzify himz jest enuf to get awai?
Az laung az tehms doan maike yuu purrfoarm enny higher tahn tihs cloathesline, kitteh, yuu wills be jest fyne…..
(Iyf yuu hasta ware a kaustume, jest maike shure the gold-lame spandexx iys nawt tuu tite adn nawt tuu menny spangles; veree haurd tuu duu flips wif taht fing on…….!!!)
sorri kitteh cant yuse yu, yu’l upstag kris anjul
heers teh burfday fairy to say HAPPEE BURFDAY to murrysMom an Idansdansdans an evreewun else hoo haz a burfday today! an happy father’s day to all teh fathers ob kids an furkids an thoze other peeples hoo do teh fings taht good fathers do! i haz bringd yummy fudjy burfday caeks, buttery yello caeks wif crunchy brown sugar topping, iskreem, frooty party punch, baloloons, an goodie bags filled wif kites to fly, frizbees taht make raynbow trayls wen tehy fly, kandee, an sparkly smilie-face stkkers!
an a big swish ob teh burfday wand to making all yor burfday wishes come troo!
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Fankees, burfday fairy! Ai’ll hab a bit uv teh fudjy caek adn iskreem. Adn iz it OK if ai taek wun uv teh baloloons adn fill it wif watur? Ai saw bf473 down just a liddlol bit adn ai fink ai kin drawp it jeeeeesssttt rriiiittteeee……
It’s Cirque, pronounce Seerk, not Serk!!!
Ai fiunk it’s pernownsed “K-A-Y-K”….
I-N-N T-E-H B-R-A-K-E R-U-U-M
O O O H I S I T C H O N K L I T ? ? ?
Snirk!
nah, moar liek mix uv cheez n kayk… datsh yummy
Happy fathers day all fathers.
Lion Russell singz….
♫ I’m up on the tightwire
linked by life and the funeral pyre
Putting on a show for you to see ♫
******SPLAATTTTTT********
*puts up teensy bumbrella ala Wile E Coyote*
Commense rappid fyre!!!
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*gibs bf ay frooty drynk tu put teh bumbrella tu yoose*
*runzarowndtuavoydtehbaloloonswhylegigglolingmaddlee*
Nyze brumbrella, bf!! Acme comes thru agin!!
Ai fot it waz warm enuf fur sum wadder baloloons but (!) ai liek teh idea uv teh frooty drynk!
dis iz ufny. ai wentz wif hubicat tu Surk yestadae!
pftftftf – ai is a fronch purrfeshunal arobeek traineur -and it is seeeeerk!!!
8)
~Sneeeerk~
aifinks snerk myte bee teh correckt pronusificayshun.
akshuleh – ai feenk ze correhkt pron… prune… way of saying eet iz Sneurk…
8)
Bauneu newee!!
Wee wee maun amie!
Ai heer it be diffy…dipha…nawt eezy tu train teh arobeeks. Du they put up a fiet?
mais oui – eet eez veree difficeel! Zeu beeks ahr veree pointee – almoas liek arrohs an zey weel yooz zem to flaieu ehwayeu… veree froostrayteeng!!
adn iz Soleil, pronounced “sun” nawt “zo-lay”
(snerk)
“Spydurr Cat! Spydurr
Cat! Duz wuttebburrz Spydurr
Cat duz! Canz him swingz
fumz a thredd? No himz
can’tz ‘cuz himz a Cat. Luukz owtz
heer cumz Spydurr Cat!!
Spydurr Cat waytz in himz
web 4 summwun 2 joynz him
4 deelishuss luntch!!!
Jack.
wha… imean WAT!!!
LOL Jack!
Gud wun!
Kitteh luks tu me lyke sum sort uv monstair in the eleclolloltrolol lyons.
i went to circ du solay (forgot how to spel it) it means circus of the sun in french. it was badass.