
Fluffy’s secret to whiter fur revealed
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Fluffy’s secret to whiter fur revealed
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ai tawt eet wuz dose stripz.
Congrats, catena! U haz a solow!
GMTA!
Congratz, Catena! U haz a sewlo!
Othx! kent ehmajun hauw dat happund!
Simplol – u beed kwik, we nawt beed sew kwik!
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(Ai aksidentlee cloasd teh windo an had tu wayt
An mai PC wuz awn a go-slo!
An ai bean wotshin teh royal weding in Stokhome !!
Soe u cud nawt looze, catena!
Dat’s cheetin!
Cat mix
iz a bed awf flours!
Noe, doan tell! Iz anchunt Chinese seekrit!
“We need more Calgon!”
Mai husband, sum hotshot!
LOL! Ahhh, memories!
Ancient Chinese secret, eh?
*hai-fievs BF fur playin’ ‘long wif teebee memrys*
*hai-fievs KJ a bit beelaytedlee*
2 fuuniez!
Turns tu gluu in de rayn tho.
Ai thot it mite mayk foar a hare raisin kitteh!
Depenz wot type ov flower kitteh uses. Plane or the utha kined.
*whispurrs cattilee* Ai allweighs gnu it wuz faked!
*runzawaiwifagigglol*
Fluffy is reeeeely … oh-oh… SPLORT!!!
Yeah! furst wun to raet it fiev!!
Mirrur, signul, manoober….
Nee-naw nee-naw maek wai fur teh CCC
*sweep up AC’s branes an rinse dem wiv saline solushun*
*pakk dem caerfullee bakk in teh hedd an replaes hed bonez*
*fassen wiv dekratib dukky taep *
*snap awn a nyoo CHRG(wdoi)*
*Leed bictim to teh splort recubbery lownj and wrap inna floofy cheezpeepl map blankie an gib sum hawt choklit an a choklit possum*
Dere, rest a while an doan’t luk at teh pikchoor wivout ur purrtektib gogglez.
oof! Fanks Anni! (Juss bin nommin sum fresh donut-wholes!!!)
Ohai to all my cheezfrens on this fine Caterday. May ai innerupt ur day fur a littlol announcement? I can has meny fine frends here ‘n ai know ders maeny moar uf u owt der. We luv our lurkerz b’cause we know u come to share a laff and 4 sum teh lolz are a brite spot in a day what mite otherwise be full uf pain or sads. Ders a cheezpeep today who is facing a big sir jury in a week week week. U can meet her on her profile page as Rhokit. She be having a lung-lobectomy and has a big worry. Plz to be sending her beams ‘n gud thots for a swift recubbery.
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To pair a phrase a pome ai lernt as a kidlet *Dis ai lernt frum teh shadow uf a tree, our influence do fall where we may nebber bee.* Plz be frending Rhokit or sending her hugz. She reads teh Cryer and has sent hugz ‘n beams to KCT as she is recubbering. Rhokit iz nawt in mi hoam town so ai can’t gib her hugz in person, but teh virtual hugz halp, too.
{{{{{{{Rhokit}}}}}}} prayers fur gud owtkum.
Deer Rhokit, prayers an beems tu yu {{{{{Rhokit}}}}} furr a gud pwognosis an a speedy recubbery.
{{{{Rhokit}}}} Lawtz uv beems, hedbonks adn purrrrayors fur yu!!
Awl mah famblee sendin hudz an paws-utiv fots to Rhokit.
{{{Rhokit}}} Big hugs an beems an hopin yu is flyin agin soon!
{{{{{Rhokit}}}}}} sending beems to Rhokit for a kwik recubbery!!
{{{{Rhokit}}}}
ai bii awfrun teh floofee paw awf cheezfrensheep.
adn helun beemz!
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥{{{{{{{Rhokit}}}}}}}}♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
Sending menny beams adn lotsa guud wyshes yuur way……!
{{{{{Rhokit}}}}}
*Cawncentraytes hardz awn beeming gud foughts tu Rhokit*
Bestest hoaps foar uh gentul reccubery!
{{{{{Rhokit}}}}} beams and healing thoughts for Rhokit.
Beams and beams and beams and healing mercies. {{{{ RHOKIT }}}}
{{{Rhokit}}}
{{{Rhokit}}}
fank yoo for telling us, KCT!
{{{{{{{rhokit}}}}}}} beems an prayrs for gud sir jury an gud owtcome.
*nodnodnod*
Wut Lunarmommy said!
{{{{{{{{{Rhokit}}}}}}}}}}}
*Sends beemz ov hoping for successful operation adn kwiklee getwell adn go home out of hospitlol fast alsotu!!*
ai know uf peeps hoo uzed cornstarch on teh horsie’s wite legs wen showing – cornstarch mayks wite legs look berybery wite an kleen. maibe kitteh need bowl of cornstarch …
Hmmmm, wudn teh sheepgoggies (dey allways hang owt at teh horsieshows) lik teh cornstash off teh legz an caws all sortsof purroblems???
*snikker* neber saw dat happen!
Iz a pritty stoopid sheepgoggie tries to lik teh kikker!
(Nawt liek me – I lovs teh likker wif a kik!)
an yur poynt?
stoopy nevur stawpt ay goggie afour.
I mayd u a cookie….
Well, nawt “mayd” az in “finisht.” I wuz jest gettin tu miksin teh drai n-greedeeyentz, but i fink I fergawtz wun. An mite hav yoozd salt n-sted uv shugr. Nawt reelee shor if iz cooki n-e-moar. Mite b muffin. U liek muffin?
Snerk
Heehee! Sowndz lyke wehn Ai waz a kidlet adn made a chawklit caek. Butt Ai nawt knowed teh differents betwixt bakin Powder adn bakin Soda. Adn used teh rong wun. Adn teh caek came owt 3/4″ deep adn saltee-tastin. Adn chewee lyk a slab of wax. Nom nom nom. Nawt.
Flooffee Kitteh feenkz
faybritt boal wuz beegurr
wenz hurz wuz Kitt~uhn!
Flooffee Kitteh nawtz
myndz ifz faybritt boal habz stuffz
awllreddee inz dayrz!
Faybritt boal seemz 2
habz shrunnkdz wenz Flooffee Kitteh
wuz nawyz luukeengz!!!
Jack.
whut?? wur yoo yoozin dis?
ai’z cumfurtablol. goh fynd anuthur wun.
Kitty is relying on flour power…
peas, lub, an broun ryce, man!
Kitteh is vry refined.
Take 1 servin of kitteh
Add snorgles
Basement kitteh thinks it mite make good highlights.
And ai alwaiz suspekted it wuz bleech!! Boi, doez ai rigret yoosin dat washing masheen.
“If you’re going to San Francisco, Be sure to wear, some flour in your hair…”
What, u asked for Meow Mix?
Onli hur hair dresser knows fur shure.
that cat must have been put in the bowl.