
Just because they are your only friends, doesn’t mean they need to be mine.
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Just because they are your only friends, doesn’t mean they need to be mine.
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Ai wanna reel fren
Aww, we lubs u {{{anni}}}
Aw shukks! Thx AP!
* gibs Anni teh U haz a frend in Florida bumpur stikkur *
Um… Dat iz grate. Trubblol iz, Ai doan’t hab a car! Ai spoze Ai cud stikk it awn mai weeld shoppin baskit!
Inna speshul frayme aifinkso. Soonez ai inventing himz.
U mae nawt has a car, butt(!) u duz has a frend n Florida…..mii!!!
*singz*
…yoo gotz a frend inn meh……
heh…
Congrats, anni… u has a solo! *dans-dans*
*brings owt tray wiff hawt coco adn chonklit chipp kukkeez*
Ooh, thx. *shlurp nom burp pardin!*
welp.
im lonlee 2 so i guess u got mee
Dey is gud for teh bunneh-kikkin praktiss.
Yep, dey doan’t fite bakk!
You’re being toyed with!
Ur nawt gettin teh reel stuff.
U want meh tu be frendly wif dem, fill dem wif catnipz!!
or bacon!
moturyze deyr leggs so dey jumps arown!
Aifinkso kitteh will then vooew dem as “prey” adn naw frends. *bunnehkiks ob deaf*
Dey nawt haz to be stuffifyed animlols foar kittehs to gibs dem teh bunneh-kikks of deth…
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….jest axk my Crocs.
Oooh! ooooohhh!! mah kitteh wunce attakifying mah neese in herz bunni slippurs! Shii soe skeeried shii hyding in baffrum! Bunnehkiks ov deff 2 teh bunnehs!
ur gurlfrend likes mi bedder dan u. nao ai noes y.
U is stukk in chyldish wayz, she sed analitikly.
Kittehs an stuffies dun mickz. Wun uv mai kittehs acks liek shee haz a jellus uv mah stuffies, espeshully teh kitteh-shaep wuns.
kittehs wud liek teh stuffies beddur if teh stuffies gawt awl teh blaem when sumfing iz borked, aifinkso.
Nawt enless u wanting teh stuffingz awl obber teh howse! Mah kallico gotz howld ob mah owd teddibare– teh karn age wuz nawt teh pritty!
Insid– insidden– bai teh wai, mah biggie sisstur gibbed mii dis teddi whin ai wuz awl goroed up. Ai nebber plaid wiv itt, nawt mii!
**eers perk up**
Yoo haz caliko?
Yesh i can haz calliko kitteh.
Wunnawt b wivowt wun!
I lubs teh calikoes an haz a seery-yuss weekniss foar dem.
My Dini izza lawng-hared (pawziblee Mainely Coon sumware in dere) caliko.
ai haz a beeg caliko, ai haz hur pikture onna mai profile iffn u wanna sea hurz
**Sighs**
At leest my kittehs lub me.
Kittehs nawt kare how lawng iz been sinse yoo shaved ur legs.
Kittehs nawt kare dat dey get teh saym fuds ebery day.
Kittehs nawt kare ifn ur harez a mess.
Kittehs nawt kare how lawng iz been sinse yoo mopped teh kitschin floor.
Kittehs nawt kare ifn yoo eets choklit isee creem foar dinnur.
Moast importintlee, ifn kittehs lub yoo, den yoo KNO it!
Howebber!! Felez soe nicest whin kitteh stropping herselp awn yer leggies whn dey juss habbbing teh shabe!
I hayt shavin my legz, an nawt do it unless I has to.
My ex-huzbin yoozed to axk me, (wen I shaved my legz) “Duz yoo haz teh doktur appoyntmint?”
And when we do shave, th3 next day dey complain about th3 NUBS!
I finkso I’m gonna gibs up awn teh hole “findin a man” fing an werk awn becomin Teh Crazee Kitteh Womin.
Hay…chokklit eyesee creem iz gud!
Bayjj Kitteh lubz hurz
stufft amminulz. Eeben wun dat
lawsted himz wisskurrz!
Stufft amminulz nawtz
camplaynz wen Kitteh cayreez
demz arowndz t3h Howss!!
Wisskurrless Kitteh
amz naymdz ‘Chessturr’. T3h uddurr
Kitteh amz naymdz ‘Jayk’!!!
Jack.
U cant lie 2 me, kitteh. Iz seen u cuddlin dem wen u tink I’m not lookin!
Iz rly mah sekrit minyons. Tehy comming 2 lief whin u nawt lukkin.
ze kats r sooo cute!..or r dose tigers?
Dey r Webkinz tigerz ( and dey r cute 2! )
lol kitteh pwn u !
okay were gona have to settle this once and for all their mine!
OMFG WeBkInZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I saw the Webkinz.
did anyone else notice that’z the old leopard Webkinz? i call it old because there are two or three new onez, and it’z retired nao… OMG WHY DO I KNOW SO MUCH ABOUT THEM!?!?!?!? OMG WHY DO I HAVE 38 OF THEM?!?!?!?? AHHHHH!!!!