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Gimme teh job!
Congrats, OCM!
Thx Annipuss – we hava thai!
Con-CAT-enayshunz, Ozcatmum! U leedz teh ty wif anni! Awf 2 teh Tybooteek wif teh 2 uv U! Wattcha gunna gitz 2 sillybrayt?
Thx Aahz! Kitteh cawfee mug fer meh! Tu fil wiv wawm milk an taek tu bed. Juss parst midnite heer. Nite nite.
Nytee-nyt-nyt! Sweet dreemz!
conga ratz, OCM! yu lede teh ty wif teh swif anni!
Thx Catena. Seeya layder – goin tu sleap nao. *waivs*
Ai haz moar sens 2!
I can haz beddurer skilz dan U, awlsew…
Oh, yeah Kitteh? Name 26. I’ll start:
Admirable grooming habits.
Betterer at chasing mouses.
Catching them, too.
Don’t need a nitelite.
Exceptional napping abilities.
F…
Friendly if necessary
Great at power naps
Hairballs. Need I say more?
I…
Igyewana Remoobal
Jumping on fings
Klawing sikrit fyles (saybs on shredder)
Lownging
Maeking fayces
Opening doors
Finacnshul acu…aquem…smartz
Gud peepul skilz
Herouk tendunseez
Intrusten hobbeez (meis nommen, bunneh chasun…)
J…
Job innervyoowin abilittee
Kerryoakee (4 teh offis pardeez)
Likkin stampz (doan mynd teh furz)
M…
Maykin cawpees (dun needz noe fumbs tu pushify de buttens)
Nappin wif eis openz
Organizin yoar penz an pensils (ai batz dem aroun an dey fawlz intu pwayce)
P…
Maykin biskits
Nommin awl kinds uv yummeh fings
Openin envelopes wif mah poynty endz (den shreddifyin teh contents)
Purring (kin be bery soovin fur hyoomins, u noes)
Qweschunnin authoritee
R…
Retirement, planning for
Sleepin on teh jawb
Taking breaks
Using office supplies for personal stuffs
Very good at zooming around the office
W …
Working late
X) laughing at work
Young and willing
Zzzzz nevr sleeping on the job.
beekus ai r much cyuutr dan u!
iz tuff ekonemee, kitteh! nawt mai falt.
Ok, then u go to works and I’ll nap in teh window.
Egg-zekyootiv kitteh can haz teh coarnur awfiss wif lawtsa windoez 2 nap in…
Sounds like a win-window situation to me.
Nawt 2 minshun dat himz coarnur faysiz sowth, sew himz gitz warm sunbeemz awl dai lawng!
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(O shute, I minshunned it…)
Execative!
knot 2difikult 2 due.
so duz dis tie make mi luk older or windsor, he choked out as da tie titaned around himz neck.
Oh No! Kitty is wearing a Kipper Tie!
Isit a clip-on Kipper Tie?
ai fink itz clap-on clap-off.
uh oh.
ai fink ai no wear dis mite end up. ai’l leav da nb door open 4 da usuil gang.
I thought it was supposed to clip onto the kitty, not the kipper…
Kipperz wud luuk silleh in tiez, aifnkso.
Teh kitteh latches onto teh kipper.
Iz owkay. Kitteh iz fishing foar kippers to nom. Wat bedder way dan tu bait dem wib a frenly kipper? Kippers say “dis kitteh nyce! dis kitteh sayf foar kippers!”, adn den kitteh will grabs dem adn noms dem!
Boss kitteh is gonna go ahead and axe u to come in on Saturday.
I thotted himz wood “AXE” U ifn himz nawt wont U rownd noe moar…
Once again, it is teh madness to question my choice of words. I is a professional amateur hyoomer riter.
Yesh yesh kitteh, u is teh better dresst, teh moar pritty, teh moar intelligint uv teh tew uv uz. Sew….u git teh job wif teh big sallaree an ai will lai rownd teh howse awl dai, nappin an eetin, nappin an eetin. Sownds good tew meh!
Sadleh, dat kitteh prolly IZ moar emploiabull den mee.
Stoopy eekonNOMmee.
{{{{{Tipsy}}}}}
O hai, Tipsy! Lotta whiles, no see. Sry u is havening a rough time, employablenesswise
*shakes fist at stoopy economy*
Fanks, guise. Iz nawt awl dat badd fur meh, btu iz lil bitt frusteraetin wen der iz soe much nunnimploimint in MI an compneez kin bee soe nitpickitty bowt hoo dey hier. Att leest ai kin prolly git teh staet tu pai fur mee tu goe bak tu skool fur eever farmursee tekk traynin oar cullurnairee artts. Awl ai nids iz rite nao jawb, rite?
Gud luk!
{{{{{tipsy}}}}}
{{{Tipsy}}}
Gud luk! u can sai u has furrmercy skils alreddee!
Ai hazza unnurgradyamayt dig gree inz kyoot frum Purrinstun, an Mass turdz dig gree inz Hyoomin-a-tease frum Harvpurr’d, adn an Dokter ate inz Floof Studdeez frum Yowl.
plees to nawt be teezing teh huge manatees.
Kitteh haz moar compootur skillz tahn ai do–noze haow tu gitz hims pickshur onna cheezburger playse.
Iz amaezin wut dey kin doo jus bai wockin ackrawss teh keeborad.
You got that right!
One employee I would like to hire…
Ohai, cheezpeeps! yur beemz wurkd!
Mai Joe kitteh’s growth wuz be nine!
Yahoo, yippity!
*Clappity, clappity*
Hooray foar teh Joe kitteh bein beenyne!
clappity, clappity!
ai had a worri 4 ur joe.
mi beutifilled bonnie kitteh had a lump an it terned out 2 b breast kansur. dr tinivet removed da lump but wuz alredi in her limph nodez. her libbed anudder gud yeer, but wii had to put her down. *leaki ais* ai held her and sang sweet songz an cied moor dan ebber be4.
sew, eni lump skarez mi. iz happi it wuz bi nine!
{{{noodle}}}
fankz.
ai still hab da leeki ais when i remembrz her. *sigh*
{{{{{noodle}}}}}
ai held mai nawt sekkund kitteh wen shii went tu teh brij, tu.
*leakee eeyz*
fank u.
ai fink itz a privilige 2 hold em tite, an luk in2 dere ais an sing ob ur lub 4 dem. iz amazing watch da life in dere eyes an den dere iz no life.
{{{{Cantena & Noodle}}}}
ai haz nawt hadz tu go fru dat yet, butt (!) ai can onlee imajin hao musch dat must hert. inna fasct huggies fur awl whu haz. mai TJ issa mai nawt sekond kitteh, anna Maya iz mai nawt furst kitteh, dey iz onlee 6 sew ai iz hophophoping dat ai donut haz tu deel wif dat furr at leest 10 oar mor yeers.
**wispurs** dat maed mai iies leeeky jest tu fink abawt.
ai awlweighz remind mishelf dat da great joy dey bringz 2 hour lives iz meni meni timez over da sorrow wi pheel wii wii haz 2 let dem go.
Well said Noodle!!
Iffn ownlee dere wus a jawb ware yu cud lie arownd awl dai adn ownlee get up tu nom fings…
O wayt, ai has taht jawb! Sum thymes, is gud tu bii a phlonquais.
Oar a kitteh.
* nod nod *
Ohai GP- haz sum Guiness and pork rinds?
ooo fankies!
Is juss whut ai wanted affer a hard dai’s phlonquaising
Cheers!
Ohai, GP!! Ai habz nawt seed yu in a fyoo wylols!
*skwints*
Has yu been spyin awn me?!
*gets noms and retyrs to teh so far*
Grrrrrrrr! Iz aneewun else bak tew teh problim uv havin tew log in konstantlee? It wuz goin awn a cupple uv weeks ago butt got bedder. Naow iz happnin tew meh agin! Kaim tew site, loggd in. Wen tew profyle paige, loggd in. Kaim bak tew home paige, loggd in. Aggrevatin!
Ai nawt bovver loggin in foar postin. Juss fur chekkin messijez n such.
**agreas wif AP**
dat izza whut ai haz stawrted doen oar nawt doen. ai gawt tyred ob lawgging in ebrytyme.
could ai has beems for mai Canolli kitteh? he has been listless for the past day or two, and then he started horking up dinner. hubbeh is taking him to the vet at 3 (which is going to make the orinj fuzzbut even more upset!)
*sigh* not sure if we are being silleh or not! can you have hypochondria for yer pets?
No- but u can haz a wurri fur dem! {{{canolli}}}
yesh u can, an is gud to vist DrTinycat wen nesessesai.. wen u must.
*crosses paws taht is nuffin butt a rellee big hareball*
Ohai GC {{{beemz tu Cannoli + GC}}} no, he may haz a syck, u are duing teh rite ting *nods*
{{{{canolli}}}}} soundz gud enoff 2 eet.
hi beemz ob health 2 canolli kitteh {{{gammacat & hubbeh}}}
pleeze letz us no how it ternz out.
{{{{Canolli & gammacat}}}}
ai neber fink itz sillee tu maek shure kittehz iz okai. ai iz sendifying beamz anna pawsitibe fotz ur wai!!
Fanks eberywun!!! ai’ll let yew know how it turns out. I’m hoping its just a giant hairball. He’s pretty fluffy for a short hair, he cleans Shadow-girl alot, and he HATES teh hairball medicine.
when mi oranj (nawt poisin) boi horckz up a giant black hareball, ai noes derez bin sum crossgrooming goin on at hour hous.
{{{kitteh}}}
HIRED!
business kitteh
cannot find his blazur.
lol didnt find the blazur but found “the look” lol
Is that Oscar?