
Have u ever smelt a smell so bad that your nose tried to hid inside your head?
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Have u ever smelt a smell so bad that your nose tried to hid inside your head?
Picture by: dunno source Caption by: kls0226
whai du yu axe, kitteh?
Congrats, catena!
thx, ann! wii has eh ty!
wear ar awl teh udda cheezpeeps?
Ohai, catena, congrachewlayshuns to yoo an annipus.
ai is heer verri breefli, b4 ai goes bak tu werk. Lukkile evvrybuddy is owt at de momint.
yup…datz wut ai mus du, tu. lawtz tu du.
Congaratz Catena n Anni !! * Ai gabe up wit teh slo n storld innerwebz fur a wiel
*
Bringz frish rozis tu teh tablol !! Ar, taht’s nyce
!!
Dat smellols sew mush betterer. Thx PB, rosis is wun ob mai fabrit flowrs/smells.
Ai gawt wun briar roaz boosh butt(!) mai nayburrz hab lawtz nd ai bizit tem wen tehy flour !!
All these roses call for a special celebratory dansdansdans for Catena and Anni.
*Leap spin twirl*
*Twirl, spin, leap*
*Strew rose petals madly while rushing about rhythmically*
*cavort*
*fall to floor in advanced state of exhaustion*
Clap, clap, clap
!!
Up yuu get !! Itz time yoo a roze … !!
*slides the exhaustshun couch rite under Q, just in thyme*
*conjures up 2 YNGs – wun with a feather fan and wun wiffa tray of shampers an cheesepuffs*
*serves Q furst*
Skål!
Help urselfs, evreewun!!
* Joynz teh Q fer teh cheezypufss * Thx Nenne
!!
Hurrah! Cheezeypuffs and shampurrs.
*sigh of contentment*
Fankies, Nenne!
*sniffs de rosis apreeshiyatiblee, pores lotsa cupsa tee fur de peepl hoos heer at teh momint an leevs de pot nex tu a plate ob biskits*
Well, ai reeli muss get bak tu werk. Maybee ai sees yoo lata. Ta ta fer now.
Heerz sumfin tu halp if yoo getz bord at werk
!!
Yoo can click himz noze oar fais … oar nawt …
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*grabz cuppatee fur teh rode*
juss shuttin up shop adn off hoam
*rebs up wite lanrober wiv teh bloo flag on*
* PB getz himz biek owt ob teh buss lain
*
Bai fer nao, MMM
!!
Happi rityrmint!
Fanks, iz juss til septumba, tehn ai kums bak again!
Eben tempree ritymint iz gud!
Yes, kitteh, Ai hab!
Wunner wat Ai stept in….
Nawt until nao, kitteh.
Whu did dat and whut is dat an where did dat cum frum?
Wunss !! In a lifft
!!
Did yoo wurk owt how long yoo can holed yore breff befoar yoo parse out?
Tehre’s a storey in taht, ai can si
!! * Ohai A1
*
Tihs iz a WORRNING tu peeplol wib glarss dorzz ….
Well, dat comint wus a littlol flat.
Kitteh yoost to bi a bizzy-boddee ..
!!
.. gawt tawld tu kepe hur noaz tu hurselb
yu noe, wii had eh slidun glas doyr replacd eh kuppul awf yerez ehgoe. eet wuz soe klene, ai triid tu whulk riyt tru eet. fotunetlee, eet ddint breke. ai had eh faisdore, dough!
Aithinx pore kitteh lukks a littlol bit crossiiid tuu.
Ai doan’t unnerstan haow peepl fink dis iz byootimuss. Pore kitteh haz prollems breevin. Ai liek kittehs dat lukk liek kittehs!
Too mutsh inbredeing, aifinkso !!
*whispaz*
Ai showt owt lowd! Ai do nawt liek dem!
If ai wuz crossiiid, ide bi cross, ide tihnk !!
hahaha, good one that is so funny don’t uo. i wonder wat tat cat is doing know.:d
Por kitteh
*applys sink plunjer to kitteh fayse an pulls*
POP!
Awl bedderer noa!
*inspectifies kitteh*
O noes! Now teh tail is teh too short!
butt(!) at leest kitteh donut drown wen hims drinx!
There is that, yes. But… but… how will it affect his balances? U know, his chekcing and savings accounts?
Kitteh must yuse ATM, lyk teh rest ob us – or teh bak ob a siggy rett pakket!
“There’s a LOL for that.” (Denno why this caption made me think of that.)
Kitteh luuks lyk hur been chasin teh parked carz.
Oh, an to anser teh kweshtun: Yesh I haz.
Wunse, teh shooz smellifyed so bad, dat dey hadda be tuuk owta teh room an put in teh car!
Did you put them in the boot?
Ai wuns byed sum cheez dat smeld so bad mai mumcat maed me berry it in teh gardin!
Sadly, yes.
We’re helping prep a rental property for sale. The tenants had 3 un-housebroken dogs and one non-neutered male cat.
Surgical masks sprinkled with Old Spice have been our salvation.
Is it too far gone to try fabric refresher on the carpet? The previous tenants in our apartment had a kitty who peed on the floor, and I had pretty good luck with fabric refresher on the spots that I guess were his favorite targets.
There is some good stuff out there for removing skunk odor from pets and fabrics. Have had GREAT success with it, though friends with dogs didn’t find that it worked so good for them, it was wonderful for removing cat odors. Then I remembered, skunks and cats are more closely related than skunks and dogs, aren’t they? I think it is called Skunk Out and I’ve bought it at both pet stores and grocery stores. You mix it with warm water and soak the spot, (with a sponge) just enough to get the padding underneath good and wet, then cover it with a wet towel and plastic for 24 hours. Soak up the water the next day with a dry towel and let it air dry. Enzymes kick in and destroy the stuff that has sunk in that are the basis for the smell. Works pretty darn good for mildew odors in carpets, too. One bottle of it goes a heck of a long way. Best to use it after you have shampooed, so that you have the visible dirt out and know for sure that it is urine or other biological odors that you are fighting with. It keeps on working to continue to destroy the smell. No, I don’t sell this stuff, but after almost 20 cats over 25 years, (plus raising three boys) I’ve used quite a bit of it.
Whoo-EEE! Mai hoomin’z shooz! Taht’z wai ai pea inz tehm – tehy smewl bedderer afftur ai du! Fur reel! Wuud ai kiddify yu??
*strooz lurvlollee-smeleng flowwur peddles ebbrewair*
o yes i HAV
an they kom frum mah kitteh!
Aaaaahhhhh… aaaahhhhhh… *snxt*
Oh noes! Wair mah sniiz goe? Wair mah NOZE goe?!
Mebbeh iff ai snifs dis peppa, wil maek bigg sniiz an mah noze wil popp bak owt?
Oh, wate, ai iz nawt kartuun kitteh. Fizzicks dun werk dat wai.
Ha!
Reminds me of a card in the Spongebob Sorry! game I play with my nephew. It’s Mr. Krabs saying, “I smell the smelly smell of something smelly.”
people that breed such miscreations should be shot.
Retract-A-Nose lol
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lolz
Poor Cat!